Since they are all fellow fellows, why should SpongeBob make things difficult for SpongeBob?

Lu Hanxiao even picked up the hem of the tattooed man's clothes and looked at it, proving that what he said was true, but it was not very realistic insulting, and it was a bit insulting to the sponge.

"Brother," Lu Hanxiao squatted down and said in a daze: "My little brother was beaten up by you and didn't take much advantage. If you want to go to the police station to have tea, I have a pack of good Longjing tea here, and I can accompany you to taste it slowly."

"No, no, no, no!" The tattooed man shook his head into a rattle, "I don't like drinking tea, I love Coke."

Oh, do you still like to drink Coke?

Lu Hanxiao almost wanted to leave a phone number as a friend.

The tattooed man got up and greeted me, and the group of people were about to run away.

"Wait." Lu Hanxiao called the man.

"Brother, what else do you have to do?" The tattooed man was nervous.

Lu Hanxiao took out five hundred yuan from his wallet, "One code is converted into one code, and it is regarded as medical expenses. My little brother is still studying, and the students are ignorant, and they have no sense of dormitory numbers and names. You can forget about it."

The tattooed man understood the warning from Lu Hanxiao as soon as he heard it.

"Thank you, my goodbye."

"Where did you get the tattoo on your waist?" Lu Hanxiao's topic changed so quickly. He patted the tattooed man's shoulder and lowered his voice, "It looks like a piece of shit from afar. How about I introduce you to a tattoo hall tomorrow?"

Lu Hanxiao's personality is so unique. He met in a short time last second, and he could call his brotherly friendship in this second.

Aunt Qi's son was still yelling inside, "You can't let them go!"

Aunt Qi came over and used a single move, "You still have the face to say it! Let you study, you will mess with gangsters, and let a bunch of people worry about you!"

Aunt Qi was also a bad temper. She took off her shoes and swung her shoes to beat him up.

Zhou Qiao hurriedly stopped him, "Don't do anything, he still has injuries."

Lu Hanxiao walked in and yelled at the sight of this posture, "What's so angry about this? I've never been to go around for love these days, so I'm not called college students anymore."

Zhou Qiao was sweating in his head and listened to him talking nonsense.

Lu Hanxiao quickly cleared up, "I am just pursuing scholarships in college and never picking up girls."

“…”

The genius believes in you.

Aunt Qi looked at Lu Hanxiao worriedly, "You and Qiao Qiao are not injured, are you?"

"The body is great." Lu Hanxiao patted his chest, "When I was a child, the old man always liked to take me to practice Tai Chi, and my chest muscles were bigger than ordinary people."

Zhou Qiao couldn't describe it all, and he moved away silently.

Later, Lu Hanxiao dragged Zhou Qiao out to pay the medical expenses. As soon as he left the ward, he accused unhappily: "Why did you stand so far just now?"

Zhou Qiao said: "I don't like those with big chest muscles."

"Then you don't like yourself either." Lu Hanxiao threw down his words and whistled and took a step forward.

When Zhou Qiao reacted, he subconsciously lowered his head, and his face instantly turned into a morning glow.

When it comes to shamelessness, you are really unmatched.

After the hospital was busy, Lu Hanxiao sent Aunt Qi's son back to school. Aunt Qi was still worried and said that she would accompany him and would take the subway back later.

When Zhou Qiao heard this, she didn't want to be alone with a man with big chest muscles!

Lu Hanxiao didn't care, shook the car keys and said, "Go."

Then he turned his back to his back, and his mouth curled up, showing smugness.

"After entering the campus, I feel like I'm young." Lu Hanxiao parked the car at the door, so the two of them had to walk out.

Zhou Qiao frowned, "One round is twelve years old, are you sure?"

"What are you doing? Do you question me? Don't I look like sixteen?" Lu Hanxiao slowed down and waited for her, "Hey? Why are you doing so far away from me?"

Zhou Qiao stretched out two fingers and compared a number, "Two meters away, safe."

Lu Hanxiao stared at her fingertips, raised his eyebrows, and then stretched out two fingers, touched her fingertips, and said with voice:

"Drip—Power power."

Zhou Qiao was stunned and forgot to withdraw his hand.

Lu Hanxiao smiled gently and directly hooked her index finger, not missing any chance to be a hooligan.

"A sixteen-year-old boy needs a girlfriend, so that's how cool it is."

At this time, a fat student came towards him and said, "Uncle! How do you get to Yifulou?"

Lu Hanxiao's face was stiff, his neck was rusted like a screw, and he turned around very slowly, and pulled the corner of his mouth without a smile, "What are you calling me?"

The fat student felt something was wrong, and blinked his eyes and ran away.

"You just recognize your relatives when you come up. You are fat and you are right." Lu Hanxiao was upset and looked at Zhou Qiao again, "You are still laughing."

The two of them had already loosened their hands, and Zhou Qiao scratched his nose, "Well, I won't laugh anymore, uncle."

Lu Hanxiao's suffocation came and went quickly. He quickly adjusted his mood and said, "I'm hungry and want to have midnight snacks."

There are the most snack bars near the school, and there are all kinds of things. You can get along where there are many people. Lu Hanxiao fell in love with a spicy hot pot.

A large rectangular iron table with two large pots in the middle stewed, and the guests sat around the table and took whatever they wanted.

Lu Hanxiao had never eaten it, and he felt fresh, "What is this bunch of them?"

Zhou Qiao said: "Keep."

"Where is this?"

"mushroom."

Lu Hanxiao took a lot of handfuls, and Zhou Qiao stopped him, "Hey, can you finish eating?"

"It's okay if you can't finish it. You have nothing, you have more money." Lu Hanxiao picked a shrimp ball with chopsticks and picked it up for Zhou Qiao, "I have two eggs, I'll share one of you. After eating it, we can cultivate immortality together!"

“…”

Can you stop talking so obscenely?

Lu Hanxiao deliberately put another ham sausage to Zhou Qiao, "Give you my favorite thing to you, you can taste it slowly, after all, it is a bit long."

“…”

If I talk nonsense like this, I will call the police.

Zhou Qiao's head was sweating, and he called the boss with a change of topic, "Help me come next."

When Lu Hanxiao heard this, he almost clapped, "It's great. Qiao Qiao is here to eat it. I will definitely eat all the noodles."

Zhou Qiao stood up and covered his mouth, blushed and said, "What are you talking nonsense?"

Lu Hanxiao was pushed back by her, his eyes were filled with smiles, and he said vaguely, "I will be beaten even if I eat noodles, Qiao Qiao, you shrew!"

Zhou Qiao covered his mouth tighter, Lu Hanxiao stuck out his tongue and gently added two or three circles to her palm.

Zhou Qiao was stunned, and moved his hand away as if he was running away, holding his palm tightly.

Lu Hanxiao asked the boss with a mouth-watering feeling, "Is the noodles ready? I'm starving to death."

"Just come." The boss was very skilled and poured a scoop into his plastic bowl.

Lu Hanxiao put some chopped green onions and ate them with relish, muttering, "It's smooth and elastic, and the soup is very rich, so delicious!"

Zhou Qiao lowered his head and used chopsticks to carry the ham sausage in the bowl. His heart was like a flame.

A meal of spicy hot pot can cost 200 yuan, and Lu Hanxiao's stomach is well-deserved.

After returning to the apartment, Zhou Qiao was obviously angry and didn't say a word to him along the way.

"What's wrong? Malatang is not full?" Lu Hanxiao stopped the person at the door of the bedroom, wanting to laugh a little, "I'm not full, I'll take you out for food again, why are you angry?"

Zhou Qiao: "I didn't lose my temper."

Lu Hanxiao: "When you entered the door, you stepped on my slippers hard, don't think I didn't see it."

Zhou Qiao: "You slippers blocked me."

Lu Hanxiao was tall and lowered his head slightly, laughing at her, "Are you relieved after stepping on it? Do you want to step on it again?"

He stretched out his right foot and shook the gray-blue cloth slippers, "By the way, enjoy my brother's socks, today is SpongeBob."

Zhou Qiao flew up and stepped on it mercilessly, and also brought a run-up in the air.

"Oh, darn!!" Lu Hanxiao's face turned pale in pain, holding his right foot and dancing with one leg, "You really stepped on it! You ate my egg today. Are there any consciences?"

Zhou Qiao looked at him coldly, "The conscience was eaten by the dog."

Lu Hanxiao blinked, looking innocent, "I didn't eat it. Then come and have a look now."

In order to take advantage of the situation, what does it matter if you are a dog? Lu Hanxiao acted to rub her chest. Zhou Qiao was so scared that she screamed and avoided.

Lu Hanxiao limped and learned to bark, "Wo Wang Wang Wang."

Zhou Qiao raised his hand and beat him up laughingly, "You are really..."
To be continued...