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Oh my God(1/2)

Aunt Qi was moving quickly, and a running assist was drilled into the back car, and her agility was all thanks to the square dance.

Zhou Qiao was secretly amazed and could only sit in the passenger seat.

When the car door was closed, the wind was driving, and Lu Hanxiao smelled the faint fragrance coming from the right.

He looked sideways and saw the girl's ears beside her and a small red mole on her earlobe.

What is its name? Zhou Qiao is right?

She looks quite white.

Lu Hanxiao was wearing a white shirt, rolled up half of his sleeves, and took a box of xylitol and handed it in front of her.

"Do you eat?"

Zhou Qiao shook his head and said thank you.

Lu Hanxiao reached out and walked back again. Aunt Qi was not polite, "Eat, I'll eat."

Unscrew the cover and pour out two pieces, after a few seconds—

"Diss, what's the smell!"

Aunt Qi's expression was quite painful. Lu Hanxiao succeeded and smiled and said, "Durian, don't vomit, death is expensive."

Zhou Qiao thought to himself that this man has a very unique hobby. If you buy this taste, do you have any misunderstandings about chewing gum?

Aunt Qi vomited for a long time and recovered, and she became another hero.

The car drove smoothly into the avenue.

"I also brought wolfberry, which I planted in my hometown. Put some when stewing the big goose." Aunt Qi looked up and gestured with her fingers, "That wolfberry is so big."

Lu Hanxiao put his hand on the steering wheel and asked casually: "What are you doing with stewed goose and wolfberry?"

"I will nourish your body and nourish your kidney qi. You should eat more. You are staying up late, drinking, and not returning home."

Zhou Qiao, who was quiet beside him, heard this and moved away from the car window silently.

Lu Hanxiao: "..."

He was injured by Zhou Qiao's actions just now, and he tried to defend himself as if he had regained his face, "I don't need to replenish my kidney energy!"

Aunt Qi said happily: "By the way, wolfberry can nourish the brain."

At this moment, the big white goose in the trunk "snorted" in time to express agreement.

Lu Hanxiao continued driving expressionlessly. When he encountered a red light at the intersection, he suddenly spoke.

"The square root of 0 is 0, the square root of the arithmetic is also 0, and the square root of the negative number is also 0. Right?"

After a while, I didn't choke.

After a few seconds, Zhou Qiao realized that he seemed to be saying to her.

"Ah, yes." She responded.

Lu Hanxiao raised his eyebrows slightly and shook with pride.

Green light, vehicles pass.

Zhou Qiao realized that just now, Lu Caobao was proving himself, and he didn’t need to repair his brain?

———

Lu Hanxiao's apartment is in Jing'an District, with a three-bedroom apartment of more than 100 square meters. It has a high building and a wide view. You can see the stars and lights of the Chengjiang River.

"The kitchen is here, there are new towels in the bathroom cabinet, take them yourself."

After briefly and perfunctorily informing him, Lu Hanxiao looked at the various vegetables and fruits brought by Aunt Qi and felt very depressed.

"Don't ask us, go and rest quickly. After finishing it later, I'll make vermicelli for you two as a midnight snack." Aunt Qi said while tidying up.

Lu Hanxiao turned around and looked at Zhou Qiao, "The bedroom you slept with is a bookcase inside, so you can put things in it. Tell me what you have if you have anything to do."

After all, it was a task assigned by the old man, so I still have to deal with it in terms of face.

Zhou Qiao is fair and thin, and looks quiet without speaking.

She responded, "Yeah." Then she pushed her suitcase to lie on her side.

Lu Hanxiao looked left and right, and then kicked the goose beside the kicker bored.

While unbuttoning, he returned to the bedroom to prepare for a shower. The door was closed tightly and his shirt was unbuttoned and his chest and abdomen were exposed.

I just took off my pants halfway and my phone rang. It was Chen Qinghe.

"The old place is everyone, I'll wait for you." The sound on the other side of the phone was noisy, and Lu Hanxiao frowned and took the phone away.

"Not coming, there's something to do."

"It's still with the old man? It's ten o'clock, and the old babies should go to bed long ago." Chen Qinghe's voice loudly, "Continue to fight against Landlords, this time I'll change Yibao, believe it or not and make you a spongebob."

Lu Hanxiao smiled coldly, "People without abdominal muscles go away."

"Don't talk nonsense, come out." Chen Qinghe shouted: "Who filled my glass again?"

"It's really a matter." Lu Hanxiao was indifferent, "A man came to his family."

"Woman? Damn, you can, the hotels in the city are full of guests, you can take them home to play?"

"Get out," Lu Hanxiao was upset, "I never mess around."

He paused, he calmed down and sighed, "The old man has made up his mind to slander me and threw a girl from a relative's family into me, as if he was planning to take the postgraduate entrance examination."

As soon as the words finished, Chen Qinghe on the other end smiled and screamed.

“…”

Lu Hanxiao had a dull face, "But it doesn't matter, I can live in the company and not be affected."

Chen Qinghe was still laughing fuckingly, "Male, male nanny. How do you feel?"

"You guy, male nanny." Lu Hanxiao put his phone between his ears and shoulders and took off his underwear at noon, "It feels..."

Halfway through my pants, I heard the screams of the sky and the earth breaking in the living room.

Lu Hanxiao's eyelids twitched wildly, he pulled up his pants and took big steps, and opened the door and took a look.

Oh, my God.

He gasped.

The goose broke free from the shackles, flew around, and ran all over the room.

Aunt Qi rolled up her sleeves and said, "Hurry, hold it down!"

Brother Go stepped on the sofa, trampled on the tea table, and finally stopped at the entrance to Lu Hanxiao took off his leather shoes on the floor.

The feeling of something bad is running through the silence.

Zhou Qiao heard the movement and walked out. She stood at the door and said seriously, "That, it may be convenient."

Lu Hanxiao: "?"

I saw the living creature tilted its long goose neck, swaying its fat buttocks twice, and then a dull "squeezing".

Lu Hanxiao finally understood what Zhou Qiao's words "convenience" meant.

The whole scene was frozen.

The phone was not hung up, and Chen Qinghe was still there, "Hey? Hey? I haven't finished speaking yet, how do you feel?"

Lu Hanxiao crushed his teeth, and every word was like a knife, "I want to kill, goose, I'll do it."

Aunt Qi shouted, "You really know how to pick a place when you shit."

She hurried to grab it and rushed into the air again. The goose was excited and rushed towards Lu Hanxiao's face.

"My grass!" Lu Hanxiao made the phone call, but he was not careful for a moment, and he was about to be hit.

Zhou Qiao, who was beside him, suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the goose's neck from the air.

At a distance of ten centimeters, the goose stared at people. Lu Hanxiao reacted and raised his phone and knocked it on the goose's head with a fierce temper.

Zhou Qiao pursed her lips, looked at him, and gently reminded: "It just now pecked at its own mouth... When you look at your phone, it seems to have touched a little."

Lu Hanxiao's movements were instantly stiff, grass.

All of them are messy things!

He threw his cell phone on the desk and entered the bedroom with a dark face.

Zhou Qiao looked at his back.

Why?

The canvas seemed angry.

Aunt Qi, who was standing beside him, took the goose, "Xiao Qiao, I'll ask the property for a cardboard box, and put it inside and it won't fly around."

Zhou Qiao responded, "Then you pay attention to safety."

After the noise subsided, the room was particularly quiet.
To be continued...
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