Chapter 88 Suddenly I feel that the majesty is not there (please ask
In the early morning, the sun shines into the room and sprinkles on the soft bed.
Bai Xiao moaned, rubbed his head, which was a little swollen and painful, and sat up.
She looked at her clothes in confusion, as if she could not explain reasonably.
Why is she lying on the bed in her pajamas now? What exactly happened last night?
She gently rubbed her head, which was slightly swelling and painful, and frowned slightly, and began to recall what happened last night.
As the memory woke up bit by bit, she suddenly patted her forehead gently, and her face showed some annoyance.
Oh my God, what did she do yesterday?
His eyes suddenly widened, and some fragmented memories came to his heart, and he suddenly realized a fact in horror: his elegant and perfect image might have been completely shattered into glass after experiencing the night of yesterday.
She first dreamed that she was drinking crazy and kept shouting that she wanted to drink. Later, after drinking all the wine, she inexplicably felt that she had been shortened by someone's magic and could not grow taller. Then she wanted to cry and tears flowed down her face.
She vaguely remembered that her father wiped her tears and comforted her gently in her ear.
At that time, she listened to the magnetic and warm voice, and she really felt that the gods had come and she would grow taller! Then she not only stopped crying, but also laughed, like a mentally retarded person who was silly smirking.
But this is not over yet, not the most embarrassing one.
What was even more embarrassing was that when she returned home, she took off her clothes with the help of Lin Shan and Xiaoling, and then went into the bathroom with the help of Xiaoling to go to the toilet. But damn, she actually became ugly again. Not only did she cry in front of Xiaoling that her big dragon was gone and was stolen, but she also started to go to the toilet without taking off her pants, but she ended up... urinating her pants.
Who knows why she doesn't take off her pants? In her dream, she just wanted to solve her physiological problems, and she only had the idea of going to the toilet! How could she remember that she had to take off her pants when going to the toilet now!
In fact, Bai Xiao woke up a little when she was halfway through her urination because it felt wrong! But she was confused and frightened to find that she could not control her body at all. She drank too much wine and was covered with excess liquid. Under the action of diuretic hormone, she was like a dam missing. Her weak body could not block the pouring water.
Later, Lin Shan also came in. The two of them changed her clothes and wiped her sweaty body...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They will definitely laugh at her!
The beautiful lady actually peeed after drinking, and it was a joke when she said it.
With a click, Xiaoling walked in with a small bowl. Seeing her lady sitting halfway, burying her head in the quilt in a very difficult position, she couldn't help but laugh and said, "Miss, you're awake."
He put the small bowl in his hand on the bedside table, Bai Xiao raised his head and saw a bowl of lean meat porridge with scarlet eyes.
I saw that this bowl of lean meat porridge was tender and tender, with some chives sprinkled on it, half a little finger-sized skin egg grain and shredded meat, the white porridge had completely merged together, and as a stream of heat drifted away, the fragrance suddenly filled the air.
"Miss, are you hungry? Do you want to drink porridge?" Xiaoling came over with caring expressions.
"Made it by Lin Shan?" Bai Xiao asked.
"Yeah..." Xiaoling blinked his bright eyes, "This bowl of porridge is delicious."
Bai Xiao's throat moved slightly, thinking that Lin Shan was really a cook with a strong ability to do things. A bowl of skin egg lean meat porridge actually made her feel like delicacies. If she was still a man, marrying her home would be a good choice.
But now...ah!
"By the way Xiaoling, what happened last night..." When talking about his embarrassing things, Bai Xiao's expression was quite unnatural, and a ray of red flashed across the clouds.
Xiaoling shook her head repeatedly: "Miss, what are you talking about? Xiaoling doesn't remember anything!"
The young lady was drunk and she was crying and shouting that the dragon was missing, and she didn't remember anything like she was peeing her pants.
Bai Xiao said "Oh" and looked up at Xiaoling's delicate and delicate little face, knowing that Xiaoling must be acting like a good person now. But it's better not to mention such an embarrassing thing.
So she picked up the porridge from the bedside table, scooped up a spoon and sent it to her mouth. After chewing it for a few times, she found that it was extremely delicious. There seemed to be another world in the porridge, and it seemed that some small shrimp crumbs were also placed. No wonder it was so fresh and so delicious.
While eating, Bai Xiao thought of something and asked as if nothing had happened: "Xiao Ling, you didn't take a photo yesterday, did you?"
Suddenly I remembered that Xiaoling also had a hobby for photography. If she recorded her feat of peeing her pants, she wouldn't be able to live.
"Ah?!" Xiaoling opened his mouth wide and quickly denied it.
"I'm not, I don't, Miss, don't talk nonsense!"
"Yeah?"
Bai Xiao dragged his tone and his face suddenly became gloomy. He put the porridge on the cabinet beside him with a bang. The sound was so loud that Xiao Ling was so scared that he shivered.
"Say! Is there any shooting?!"
At the beginning, he just asked casually, but judging from Xiaoling's abnormal "denied three consecutive times", Bai Xiao suddenly felt a sudden slap in his heart and thought of something very terrible.
This little girl definitely took a photo!
"Miss..."
Xiaoling approached pitifully, with the expression on her face as pitiful as she was. After a fierce ideological activity, she reached into her pocket and rustled, and obediently handed out her large-screen cell phone.
Bai Xiao used his nasal voice to "um", and couldn't tell whether it was "um" or "hum". Then he opened Xiaoling's phone's album and checked it out bit by bit.
Tsk, there are quite a lot of goods inside, many of which are Bai Xiao’s own photos. She looked down and found a few photos of her drunk last night. There are photos of her drinking at the barbecue stall, and there are also photos of her eating skewers with a smile. Of course, there are also photos of her being carried upstairs by Bai Zhendong.
These... Bai Xiao is acceptable. As the saying goes, "A drunk beauty has a pink face, she never forgets her sweet and shy face." The angle is good and it is also a rare masterpiece. But some of them are unacceptable to Bai Xiao. Xiaoling's album records several photos of her wet her pants!
The angle is also tricky, she is simply her personal photographer! She glanced at Xiaoling, and of course, Bai Xiao chose to delete these photos without hesitation.
After doing all this, she looked towards Xiaoling with coldness and snorted: "Xiaoling, you are really omnipresent."
Xiaoling looked like a defeated rooster, and Chuchu said pitifully: "Miss, I was wrong, don't hit me, please."
Bai Xiao sneered: "Why, now it's a three-game-stop resignation?"
"Tell me, where are you wrong?" Bai Xiao looked like "the eldest lady is arrogant", but in the end he decided to let her go. In fact, what can I do if I don't let her go? If I can't beat her, Bai Xiao is also very desperate.
Xiaoling reviewed: "I shouldn't have taken pictures of the young lady."
Bai Xiao shook his head: "It's not this."
"I shouldn't have taken pictures of the young lady."
"Well! That's right! I'm going to take a photo next time, remember to tell me in advance."
"Oh!" Xiaoling's eyes immediately shone again when she heard that the eldest lady was willing to let her take a photo.
"By the way, you haven't communicated with your sister-in-law, right?" Bai Xiao felt fucked by thinking that he had another sister-in-law who was not very normal.
"There is absolutely nothing!" Xiaoling quickly denied.
She really didn't have time to communicate with the photos this time. As for those larger-scale photos, they had already destroyed the corpses.
"That's good. I miss you this time a first offense, and I did take care of me hard yesterday, so I won't hold you accountable."
Bai Xiao thought about it and, as Xiao Ling's "master", he chose to forgive her very generously.
"Miss Thank you, Long Eun!!"
Xiao Ling smiled and wiped her cold sweat with a sigh. She turned around and had to tell Miss Xia about it. If there were any photos of the inappropriate standards in her place, it would be better to destroy them as soon as possible.
Chapter completed!