"My big knife is forty meters long, it's not funny at all!"

Depressedly, Lin Jian knew that Bai Xiao was joking with him.

He is not a person who can't make jokes. He knows very well what kind of person Bai Xiao is when they were in high school together.

But it weighs more than 200 kilograms, and the weight of this joke makes him a little heavy.

When I looked up, I saw Bai Xiao looking delicate with red lips and white teeth. Thinking that Bai Xiao was always surrounded by girls when she was studying. On the other hand, I could only serve as a foil. A hint of jealousy arose in my heart: Why is this kid so popular with girls?

"Bai Xiao..." he suddenly shouted.

"What?"

"Is it a brother?" he asked with a bright look.

"Of course it's..."

Bai Xiao was stunned for a moment, and slowly put down the cup in his hand and answered without any falsehood.

Lin Jian put the tea cup on the coffee table with a bang, which was so loud that Bai Xiao was shocked.

"Then you should know what to do!" Lin Jian stood up suddenly, looked down at Bai Xiao, who was sitting in a high position, and said earnestly: "A real brother is to be your woman when you need a woman!"

Bai Xiao: "But I don't need a woman now."

"I need it!"

Lin Jian smiled and said, "Look at you, you look so delicate, women's clothing will definitely be popular all the time. If I had the appearance of you, women's clothing would definitely comfort you when you were heartbroken!"

He felt that if he could take a look at Bai Xiao's women's clothing, not to mention the exciting scene, even Bai Xiao's willingness to commit to women's clothing would be enough to soothe his inner imbalance.

"Look at you, that's all your potential!"

Bai Xiao looked at him speechlessly, "I see that your belly is indeed fat, not the unique skill of your Lin family."

"How do you say this?"

Lin Jian was stunned. He knew it was fat or unique skills. But Bai Xiao said this without any head or end, which made him a little confused.

Bai Xiao didn't say anything and was silent for a few seconds. Isn't this obvious? Lin Chenghe could tell her gender from her face, but Lin Jian didn't react at all. If he had completely inherited the unique skills of his family, it wouldn't have been like this.

After thinking about it, she smiled and said in a clear voice: "Close your eyes and open them in three seconds, and you will know the answer."

"Ha?" Lin Jian was stunned, but when he saw Bai Xiao's serious look, he shrugged and was happy to cooperate.

"Okay OK, just close your eyes. Really, can you give me a three-second dress-up?"

He closed his eyes gently as he said that.

"Three, two, one, open your eyes!"

Lin Jian counted silently, opened his eyes and wanted to see what kind of surprise Bai Xiao would give him, so he wouldn't have created a big red flower for him to wear on his chest.

But when he opened his eyes and saw the scene in front of him, he let out a "uh" and swallowed several saliva.

Of course there is no big red flower.

The room was the same as before. The coffee table, cups, and even the paper around him had not changed, but why did the person in front of him change?

"This, this, this..." Lin Jian could not describe his mood now, rubbed his eyes and opened his mouth wide.

God, what did he see?!!

How did Bai Xiao in front of you become a beautiful girl?

She asked someone to change the package Σ(°△°---)︴

His eyebrows are as green as green feathers and his skin is as white as snow. Although he is dressed in men's clothes, his pretty and beautiful appearance gave him an oncoming impact.

There is a big difference between men and women. As an experienced driver who has read countless movies, Lin Jian dares not say how well he knows women, but his basic characteristics can still be recognized.

If Bai Xiao he saw before was a delicate boy who made people think he was very cute, then now she looks like a handsome girl no matter how she looks.

Yes, this is definitely a serious woman!

Not a big shot in women's clothing, nor a Thai shemale, but a real woman!

Lin Jian was stunned. He needed time to digest it carefully now. Why did his good brother become a beautiful and cute young lady in the blink of an eye?

The delicate facial features and snow-white skin are not covered with makeup, but they still make people feel beautiful and delicious. Is this the legendary natural beauty?

Oh no, I feel like myocardial infarction.

"What, come back soon."

Seeing Lin Jian looking at him dumbly and looking at him over and over again, Bai Xiao said with a funny look: "Now that, can't you recognize me?"

The sound is like a clear spring melting in winter, clear and cold, and refreshing.

"Bai Xiao, why have you... become a woman?"

Lin Jian asked carefully, afraid of touching the thunder point.

"This matter is a long story..." Bai Xiao sighed in disguise, his eyes tugged Lin Jian's heart. Before he could ask questions, Bai Xiao took out an ID card from his pocket.

Bai Xiaoxiao;

female;

Born on September 10, 1997.

After glanced down, Lin Jian was shocked and said incredibly: "You are really a woman!"

Bai Xiao gave an expression of "╮(╯▽╰)╭".

"Tsk tsk tsk... You've kept it so hard for me. There's such a beautiful girl around me, and I just don't know about it!"

Although Lin Jian was surprised that the good brothers were actually girls, he was not unacceptable. Besides, Bai Xiao is so beautiful now, it is a very happy thing to be a close friend with such a beautiful woman.

"No, I remember when I was a child, you were a man..." Lin Jian suddenly remembered something. If he remembered correctly, he seemed... he had seen Bai Xiao's under him before.

As the saying goes, a man hides a big dragon under his crotch, and he is strong and can pee three feet against the wind. A girl is silent under the darkness. Although she has never witnessed it with her own eyes, it doesn’t exist to pee three feet against the wind.

Looking at Bai Xiao's fair and elegant face at this time, he was a little suspicious again. Could it be that he remembered it wrong?

"Illusion!!" Bai Xiao said seriously.

As she said that, she waved her hand in front of Lin Jian, and the Yinshuang mask appeared in her hand, gently covering her face. After feeling the brief coolness, Bai Xiao's physical characteristics immediately became hidden.

Lin Jian quickly believed this.

I also found a suitable reason for the misalignment in my memory.

After being silent for a long time, Lin Jian seemed to have a fish bone stuck in his throat. After some difficulty in brewing, he finally accepted that Bai Xiao, who had known each other for several years and was not distinguished from him, could just make dirty jokes and jokes at will.

But after accepting this setting, he immediately felt extremely ashamed. Ahhhh, this is so fatal. Wouldn't that mean that he has been exposing the essence of his "wolf nature" in front of a girl?!

"Okay, don't look like you want to die, what a big deal!"

He looked at him disdainfully, and his sharp eyes pierced directly through Lin Jian's disguise like a sharp arrow.

"Ah haha, that's right, what a big deal!" Lin Jian sat down again and looked at Bai Xiao in the girl's condition.

"Then I will call you Bai Xiao or Xiaoxiao in the future?"

"Stay call me Bai Xiao, and I hope you don't treat me differently because of my gender."

Lin Jian nodded: "Okay! Then I still think you are the Bai Xiao in the past."

As he said that, Lin Jian clapped his hands and suddenly realized: "I finally understand why my father always says that I have poor eyesight, and my mother has always asked me to lose weight since I saw you. It turns out that there is a beautiful beauty hidden by me, but I have never known it! Did my parents know that you are a woman for a long time?"

Bai Xiao nodded: "The first time I met your parents, they recognized them."

"That makes sense." Lin Jian's eyes floated on Bai Xiao for a while, and the more he looked at it, he felt more and more pleasing to the eye. He suddenly said, "Do you think it's still time for me to lose weight now?"

"Um?"

Lin Jian said shyly: "Didn't you just say that if I reduce it, I'm still a pretty handsome guy?"

Bai Xiao smiled awkwardly: "That's to comfort you, can't you hear it?"

Lin Jian said resentfully: "Don't your conscience hurt?"

"I'm sorry, my conscience is buzzing."

Bai Xiao poured himself a cup of tea and chuckled.

"Hey, you are so heartless." Lin Jian shook his head, "We were obviously fond of each other a moment ago, and I wish I could break the two of us together and mix them with water. Twist one of you and mold another me, so... I have you in the mud, you have me in the mud, I will live in the same quilt and die in the same coffin. Now you say such heartless words, my heart hurts!!"

Bai Xiao frowned: "Where are you singing an opera?"

Lin Jian smiled and said, "You see, our men are unmarried and women are so familiar, so I can make a couple together? I know I am fat, but I can lose weight. I believe my foundation is still good."

Bai Xiao looked at him with contempt: "Forget it, don't make any decisions about me. I'm so familiar with you, it's hard to start! Besides, I don't like men."

"Don't like men?"

Lin Jian was shocked. Although he knew that the possibility of winning the hearts of the beauty opposite was approaching zero, he just said that just now, but he just said it casually. After all, what if there was a little hope?

People always have to pursue something, right? But Bai Xiao said that she doesn’t like men. Could she be a lily?

What a waste of resources.

“Why don’t you like it?”

"There is nothing else, I don't want to be pressed down by a man." Bai Xiao drank the tea and said calmly.

Even though she became a woman, she was also disabled and strong in her will, and was pressed down by a man, so she didn't even think about it.

"If you don't want to be suppressed, you can be on it."

Lin Jian said reflexively, and after saying that, his fat face froze.

emmm, he seemed to have said the wrong thing.

“…”

After a brief silence, Bai Xiao finally sighed softly, put down the teacup, looked at Lin Jian's innocent little eyes, and squeezed out a short word gracefully and lowly: "Get out!"
Chapter completed!