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"Witty" Part 1

I am Luqiao, and it's my turn again.

There is still 1 drop of blood left in second, but there are only 12 drops of blood in the first place.

The next round is either I die or he dies. As Draven misses to reach three stars in the scene.

If you were bleeding in the last round, you should be able to win if you could draw this round.

At this time, a QQ message came from the headphones, and I immediately took out my phone and took a look.

A strange avatar: Are you there?

The note is fat, if you read it correctly, it should be a college classmate.

Why are you looking for me now if you haven't contacted me for so long? No matter if you finish this game first.

I hesitated for a second and continued to use the mouse to sell the remaining heroes that could not be synthesized.

I bet on all 42 gold coins, give me three-star Draven.

There are 40…20…10… and the last 6 gold coins.

I gave it to me, but I still didn't give it after the last time...

Looking at the last 4 gold coins, I couldn't save Draven.

Because Draven alone costs 4 gold, I clicked it again and it turned out that two Dravens popped up in front of me.

The battle began, and I looked at the picture and thought about life.

Before he could figure out that the picture had already darkened, Draven finally fought against Qianjue with a single slaughter of the remaining blood and was suppressed by the opponent's ultimate move.

Qianjue's ultimate move, Ned Levine, also made up for it without bleeding, and was killed by helplessness.

Maybe Samsung will win, as long as you can get more a shot.

Is it because I have never offered a gift to League of Legends that I lost all day? I received the call with a long sigh.

I took a look at the iPhone6 ​​whose screen was shattered, and the familiar avatar on the other end of the phone was accompanied by the name Fatty.

The fat man is nothing but a pony sea.

When I was in college, a dormitory gave the other party a note, and the avatar photo was a secret photo taken when I was eating noodles in Dahai.

He held the bowl in one hand and pointed at the camera with chopsticks in the other hand. At that time, the content of the chat had been forgotten, but he could not forget this kind of shameless and unreasonable appearance.

How could the fat man look for himself today? I thought I hadn't contacted him for three years after graduation.

Finally, I heard that Dahai went to a foreign trade company in Shanghai. Could it be that he has come back?

I answered the phone, picked it up and put it in my ear and said, "Dahai, why did you think of calling me today?"

The other end of the silent phone number for a few seconds said, "You have a good relationship with me, right?"

Relationship? Very good?

During my four years in college, Dahai and I lived in the upper and lower bunk beds. The relationship was really good at that time. But I had almost no contact after graduation. Is there any problem with this?

But the other end of the phone is indeed the sound of the sea, and it has hardly changed in recent years.

"What's wrong with you?" I said in confusion. It seemed illogical to chat like this.

"Answer my question." The voice of the sea came from the other end of the phone.

"Yes, yes, yes, the relationship is very good. You can't drink too much in broad daylight, right? You have no logic in your words, are you going to complain to me?" I said in confusion. Don't say that you have encountered such a thing before. But you are not fat.

"Send me your address and I'll go find you right away." Dahai said.

"Immediately? What's going on?" I said in confusion.

"Send the address to this mobile phone. I will explain the matter clearly after meeting him." Dahai said and hung up the phone.

What messy thing? First, QQ asked me and then called me?

I was so anxious? I looked at my phone and thought about it and sent the address.

The employee lounge of the resin factory has a specific door number of 1001. Those who deliver food can reach the exact location according to this address, so it is enough for him to touch it.

This doesn’t look like a college classmate reminiscing about the past. Why is Dahai looking for him so anxiously?

I can't care about that much, I clicked the mouse and got another hand. I finally had a rest today, but I don't believe I can't get the first place.

I work in the resin factory and only have one day off on the first day. Although I don’t know what Dahai is doing, it should be enough to find a way to take a leave and play for a day when I come, right? Looking back on Dahai’s personality, he really doesn’t have many friends, and it’s not impossible to become weirder after a few years. It’s not surprising that I did something like this today.

The next day, I was debugging the equipment in the factory.

The phone rang again, and I took a look at it was called by the sea.

I am working, and I am deducting two hundred yuan when I receive a call.

I hung up the phone and sent a message with one hand with nine buttons: I'm busy, I'll take the time to call you back.

Just as I was about to debug, I turned my head to go to the bathroom and called back.

The coworker behind him hurriedly ran over and shouted to me from a distance: "Luqiao, there is a human figure. The human figure is looking for you, at the door of your dormitory."

I was stunned for fear that I would misheard the word that my coworker said.

After finding a coworker to take the blame, I rushed back to the dormitory.

Across a corner, I was about to arrive at the dormitory.

Then I saw the familiar fat body at the door of the dormitory wearing a bed sheet, and what should I say about the lo skirt?

It’s so disgusting that the person is the sea.

Isn't it too embarrassing to wear a wig at this time?

I turned around and planned to leave. The roommate who came out from behind me patted me on the shoulder and said, "Luqiao, why don't you hide if you don't go back? Hey, shouldn't you go to work today when we take a break?"

I pushed my roommate away awkwardly, and a sound of road and bridge came into my ears from afar.

I was discovered by the sea, and I pushed my roommate away in embarrassment and turned around and ran away.

And the sea in the distance had already run to me and my roommates and shouted: "Who are you two Luqiao?"

I was stunned for a moment and Dahai couldn't remember me anymore, but my roommate next to me panicked and pointed at me and shouted: "He is, he is."

I smiled awkwardly, looked at Dahai and said, "Brother, you are really here."

The roommate smiled and patted me and said in a low voice: "Is this an online dating meeting?"

"Get out, this is my college roommate." I shouted.

"Okay, you guys talk. I'll leave first, see you in the dormitory." After saying that, the roommate walked towards the dormitory with a smile.

I guess the whole factory will talk about this tomorrow, and it will be impossible to clean even if you jump into the Yellow River.

"Dahai, why are you dressing up like this?" I asked awkwardly.

"I couldn't afford such clothes in our era. I was out of print and didn't expect it to be so cheap here. There are all sizes, so of course I like it to wear them." Dahai said.

"No...when did you like to wear women's clothing?" I said in confusion.

Dahai looked at it calmly and said, "I was originally a woman."

"No, no, no, my sexual orientation has changed? What's the situation?" I said with even more confusion.

Dahai turned around and looked around and said, "I'm from 9102."

"9102? Is the meme on the Internet that was talking backwards?" I said.

The sea in front of him said seriously: "I'll say it again, serious. I'm from 9012, the future."

"I'm stupid, you are Dahai. I slept in the lower bunk in four years in college, and I'm called Fat Dahai. I'm still an alien in your future. Although I don't know what you've experienced over the years, I've become like wearing women's clothing and perverted sexual orientation, but I can't just talk nonsense, right? Could it be that I'm a mental illness?" I said this and I felt a little scared.

"This is not a place to talk, find a quiet place. I will explain the matter clearly to you. Do you think it's okay?" Dahai said.

I looked around and looked around, and the workers I knew or didn't know were constantly peeking around. It was indeed not the place to speak. I pointed to the direction of the factory entrance and said, "Come with me first."

The only cafe outside the factory, the corner on the second floor.

The waiter smiled and brought two drinks, then went downstairs with a smirk.

I looked at Dahai and said, "I said Dahai, can you change your clothes?"

Dahai looked at me again and said, "No, why do I like it? I came from 9102, because there is no way to really travel through the future. So we chose this method similar to Soul Legend to come to the past and find a savior. So this place is like a game world for me. Is it strange that I wear what I like in the game?"

I made up for the puzzle of my dress while playing games and said with a smile: "No wonder, do you want to say that I am the savior next?"

"Do you understand what I mean?" Dahai said.

"I understand that you are very sick." I said.

"I don't have any disease, but the IQ of the owner of this body may be really bad. Otherwise, it wouldn't be so easy to invade the middle of the brain. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Wait, have you installed some cameras around you? Is this a live broadcast? Or is it a new TV show?" I looked around, and it was so strange.

"Nothing, I really come from the future. How can you believe that I come from the future?" Dahai said.

"Prove that you are the future? Isn't that easy? Do you know the lottery? Tell me all the numbers for the next lottery. But I guess you will also say that it is 9012, six or seven thousand years away from 2019. So it's impossible to know the numbers, right?" I said with a smile.

"No, I know the number of that issue. My original body is still in 9012, and I can review files from all generations for you. I can find this number, but it will not be useful to find it out. You can't use this number to become a millionaire. Of course, this is indeed a testament to me from the future." Dahai said.

"What? You want to say that everyone has their own destiny, so I can't win the prize. The number you mentioned will be different from the real one. Or is it that people who travel through time and space cannot change the past history, otherwise it will affect time and space or something?" I said with a smile.

"It's a bit troublesome to explain, do you really want to know?" Dahai said.

Dahai shook his head and glanced at the disposable straw on the table and grabbed it and said, "Let's play a game, and the rules of the game are determined by me. Then let's guess odd and even now, do you think?"

I lit my head and said, "See what kind of tricks you perform, I guess double."

Dahai smiled and took out three straws from the straw box and lined them up on the table and said, "The lottery is drawn, the answer is single."

"Where are you playing with me? I told you to take it?" I shouted.

"Isn't this the case for lottery? Then let you see the answer now, I found the number of the next lottery. I will put it first and guess it, and you can try again."

Dahai took three straws in front of me and put them under the table and said, "You see the answer, guess whether you are single or double."

"One? I'm not a fool when I see it." I said.
Chapter completed!
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