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29 Chapter 29 I'm Afraid of Farts(1/2)

Lin Yao has encountered many unlucky things in his life, such as when he cheated, he smashed the note on the face of the invigilator, his belt broke while running, and when he was on a pirate ship, he opened his mouth and screamed that the gum in his mouth fell on the face of the girl opposite, and he lay on the window and eavesdropped on the window and eavesdropped on the phone with his girlfriend, but fell into the house...

But there has never been a time when he has made him stiff all over his body like he is now and I don’t know what to say.

He actually sent the painting to the public post of the marketing department?

He actually sent the paintings of Guan Ze, him and Lu Xiaoteng to the public postage of the marketing department?

"This is impossible. How could I do such a thing?" Lin Yao felt a little dizzy and quickly supported the wall with his hands. "You didn't tease me, are you? I'm just as brave as two sesame seeds, so I can't stand the scare!"

"Who has time to call you to play at work?" Guan Ze sighed.

"Then why don't you delete it immediately?" Lin Yao suppressed his voice, and he didn't even have the courage to look over to the marketing department office.

"I think others see it first before me," Guan Ze smiled, "Everyone said it's very cute. Do you want to come over and explain your creativity to everyone?"

"Creative is nothing, creative! Can't you tell what I'm painting?" Lin Yao felt sweating. Although his colleagues were all young people, he might not have any big reactions to these things, but this kind of inexplicable behavior of sending a picture to the public mail is like drinking too much milk from the refrigerator when he went out in the morning.

"Aren't your father, brother and you?" Guan Ze said slowly.

"Ah?" Lin Yao was stunned for a while, and it took him a long time to react. Damn! Yes! This is obviously my dad and brother and him! Although my dad never took him and Lin Zong to the amusement park, this explanation is really reliable!

He nodded excitedly at the wall: "Hero, you have a really idea!"

Lin Yao held up his cup and walked towards the marketing department. Although it was a bit inexplicable that his father had sent the paintings of his two sons to the marketing department, he decided to show his face to avoid being insecure.

It was almost time for dinner, and many people from the marketing department were not working, and Guan Ze was not in his office, but stood by the table and chatted with a few colleagues.

"Hey, Lin Yao, you're here just in time," a little girl laughed when she saw him in. The girl's name is Zhang Ni, and the toy design is her client. "What does it mean to draw just now?"

"That painting, that painting is..." Lin Yao grabbed his head, feeling guilty, "That was my dad taking my brother and I to the amusement park."

"Is that so? Dad takes the kids to the amusement park?" Zhang Ni thought for a while, "Is this the creativity of our toy advertising? This entry point is good."

"Ah?" Lin Yaoyu glanced at Guan Ze and found that he was looking down at him pretending to read the newspaper. The smile on his lips could not be blocked.

"That's true," someone next to him said, "Isn't that toy the little boy likes to play with? My dad takes his son to play with, etc. This idea is quite good. To be honest, many moms may not buy this thing for their children. It's a good idea to catch my dad."

"Then did I tell the customer?" Zhang Ni looked at Lin Yao, "Why don't you send me my email directly, and you also send public mail."

"I ordered the wrong one..." Lin Yao took a sip of water. His words were the truth. Although he had not figured out how he ordered the wrong one, as long as it did not arouse suspicion.

But the creativity has changed like this? Then the design he had been trying to do for several days has been ruined? Lin Yao inexplicably changed his previous creativity within a few words and didn't come back to his senses for a long time. Damn it! Is it done so many days before?

Where the hell is going to make sense of this!

"This is what I thought of today," Lin Yao was helpless and made his final efforts for his previous work. "There are other ideas ahead, so why don't you ask a customer to come and choose next week."

"That's fine," Zhang Ni nodded, put the painting in full screen, and looked at it with a smile, "Hey, I like this very much."

"Go and play," Lin Yao said dejectedly, then glanced at Guan Ze who was laughing secretly, and suddenly found that Guan Ze was wearing glasses, "Mr. Guan, are you myopia?"

"No, it's not my glasses," Guan Ze pushed his glasses and looked at him seriously. "Everyone said that the dad you drew looks like me, so I'll use glasses to distinguish it."

"You..." Lin Yao really wanted to put a cup of coffee on Guan Ze's face. After finally having hope, this matter was over, but he even mentioned it!

"It's quite similar," another little girl put a box with her fingers and pointed it at Guan Ze. "Mr. Guan, why don't we organize people from our department to go to the amusement park tomorrow."

"That's right, Lin Yao said that well. I haven't been to the amusement park for a long time," someone immediately echoed, "Lin Yao was specially invited to participate."

When Lin Yao heard this, he almost blurted out his mouth with a sentence "Stop it for me." He took a sip of coffee in grief and anger, swallowing the two words back into his stomach.

It’s okay if the creativity was changed for no reason, but even the trip to the amusement park was replaced by a group participation? It was also a special invitation? If you don’t have a special invitation, your qualification to go was cancelled? What’s this?

He quickly pointed his eyes at Guan Ze. He dared to say that the marketing department went to the amusement park together today, so he would dare to accidentally pour the cup of coffee into the collar of the marketing department director!

Guan Ze smiled at him, stretched his waist and turned to his office: "Don't bother me quickly, I'll take my son to the zoo tomorrow."

"Ah..." Several girls dragged their voices in disappointment.

Lin Yao breathed a sigh of relief and drank the coffee in one sip. Xiong Jiu walked out of the marketing department with a proud look.

Just as I returned to my seat, I had just sat down, and before I could calm down from the previous chaos, the inside phone rang, and Lin Yao scooped up the phone: "Hello Design Department."

"It's okay, are you?" Guan Ze's voice came from the phone.

Lin Yao lay on the table, frowned and complained to the phone: "The idea you gave is really good. I scrapped my week's work in one sentence."

"What should I do? Why don't you tell Zhang Ni again? That painting was sent to me?" Guan Ze laughed, "I really don't mind."

"Shut up, you," Lin Yao rubbed his nose, "I really don't know what's going on. I'm very confused now. I've never done such a stupid thing before."

"Is that so? I thought you were used to it, and I was almost used to it." Guan Ze's tone was relaxed, and he didn't think of this matter at all.

"Can you not say this? This is a complete past, what if it is not a complete past?" Lin Yao sucked a piece of paper and wiped his face a few times, "I haven't been in this cold sweat yet!"

"I'm afraid of it," Guan Ze knocked on the phone receiver, "With me here, I can help you get anything done."

Guan Ze's very casual words made Lin Yao's whole body weak and his face pressed on the table. He yelled at the phone for a long time: "I love to hear these words."

"Don't be dizzy all the time in the future. Next time you will write a love letter and send it to Mr. Qiu's email. I really don't know how to make it happen to you."

"Don't curse me! I won't write love letters to you!" Lin Yao lowered his voice and said viciously, so evil that his nose wrinkled. "Just don't send it to the wrong office when you deliver flowers to me in the future!"

"I never do such things," Guan Ze was still laughing, "Will you go and pick Lu Teng with me tomorrow, or will I take him to pick you up?"

"I'll go with you," Lin Yao didn't think about it. Of course, they were going to pick up children Lu together and felt that they were more in love. "How can they let children come and pick me up?"

"Okay, don't eat your mom's love breakfast in the morning. I'll take you two to eat."

"Yeah." Lin Yao nodded. Guan Ze said this very much like he really took two sons out, but Lin Yao still sounded very comfortable.

My mom’s love breakfast, especially the weekend love breakfast, started at half past six and had to apply one day in advance.

In fact, Lin Yao had time to talk about it when he woke up in the morning. He didn't expect that he would be so excited that he didn't sleep well all night and woke up before six o'clock.

He played everything in the amusement park in his dreams. He didn't wake up from urine in the morning, nor was he woken up by the old lady who had exercised early. He felt that he was woken up by fatigue.

He rolled happily on the bed for a while, grabbed his phone and sent a message to Guan Ze: When is the hero?

Eight o'clock.

Lin Yao rolled out of bed, trotted into the bathroom, and turned on his head.

He grabbed the shampoo bottle and held it in front of him, and slapped it on the wall: "We ordinary people! I'm so happy today!"

After shouting for a few sentences, he forgot the lyrics, so he filled in the song with "Hmph Ha Xi".

As he jumped downstairs from the stairs, he saw his mother squeezing juice, ran over and hugged her on the shoulder and kissed her on the face: "Mom, you are very beautiful today."

"Is that so? How about the little trumpet flowers in our backyard?" My mother rubbed his head happily.

"What's the little trumpet flower? Compared to you, they are all small wrinkled flowers!" Lin Yao looked at the fruits on his mother's hand. It was obvious that he had not seen anything strange, so he poured a cup and drank it.

"How is it? My new recipe for juice, dealing with Qiuji." My mother looked at him expectantly.

"You..." Lin Yao took a sip and had to hold his breath. After drinking this glass without breathing, he wiped his mouth and supported the edge of the table helplessly, "Why should you put bitter melon in the juice?"

"Bitty melons clear away the heat! The weather is so easy to get angry now," my mother scooped out a large sealed cup and poured the bitter melon orange juice into it. "Are you going out to play with your colleagues? Bring some and let your colleagues taste it."

Lin Yao was about to say no, only our own family could drink this thing, but immediately remembered Guan Ze's expression after drinking his mother's special drink that day. He scooped the cup over: "Well, I think it's OK. I'll take it with me to let my colleague drink it, he must be very surprised."

Guan Ze's phone rang at 8 o'clock on time: "I'm at the gate of your community."

"Here you come." Lin Yao grabbed the cup and ran out the door. When he went out, he hit his shoulder on the door frame. The pain made him run to the community gate and grinned.

Guan Ze's car was parked next to the door, and he leaned against the front of the car and scooped his cell phone and was making a phone call.

Lin Yao slowed down while rubbing his shoulders.

The sun was very bright in the morning, and Guan Ze was bathed in the light golden sunshine. His side face was inlaid with a dazzling halo, and his legs were a little weak.

He stopped a few meters away from Guan Ze, supported his knees and quietly looked at Guan Ze who was answering the phone.

I like this feeling. At this weekend, there are very few people outside the community. Lin Yao ignored the security guard on duty behind him. At this moment, at this time and in this space, there are only him and Guan Ze.

It belongs only to the two of them. This quiet state is completely different from the feeling of two people when they are alone in the car.

Guan Ze called Aunt Lu and told her that she would go to the welfare home about half an hour later. After hanging up the phone, he turned around and saw Lin Yao, who was bent over and staring at him with his knees on his back.

"What's wrong?" Guan Ze also looked at him with interest while holding his arms. This child often had some interesting behaviors.

"Look for a while." Lin Yao still supported his knees and laughed at him stupidly.

"What are you looking at?" Guan Ze curled his lips and smiled.

"You can't understand the hero, you feel like this now." Lin Yao stood up straight, stretched his arms, and slowly walked to him.

"What's the feeling now?" Guan Ze squinted his eyes at the sun. Sometimes a silly child like Lin Yao is so meticulous that he doesn't look like a slut. "Does there only two of us in the world feel like?"

Lin Yao suddenly raised his head and stared at his eyes, with a little excited voice: "Yes! That's right! Do you feel this way too!"

"No, I don't have to worry about the experience," Guan Ze smiled, opened the car door and pushed him into the car, "I know what you think."

"It's boring," Lin Yao was a little discouraged and handed Guan Ze the cup in his hand, "Drink some, be healthy."

"What did your mother do?" Guan Ze opened the lid of the cup and sniffed it. A scent wafted out. It smelled very well and there was no strange smell.

"Drink quickly, where are there so much nonsense? I'll bring it to you with kindness." Lin Yao looked at him with a smile on his chin.

Guan Ze smiled, took a sip, and before he could swallow it, the expression on his face became a little dazed. He pressed the urge to spit out the magical drink: "Bitty melon and... orange?"

"There are also papaya and passion fruit, which is pretty good. If it weren't for bitter melon, it would be delicious. She had added green onions and sesame seeds to it before," Lin Yao pointed to the cup, "Drink it, my mother specifically asked you to bring it."

"Did you do it on purpose?" Guan Ze frowned and raised his head to drink all the juice in the cup. The smell made him breathe for a while.
To be continued...
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