Chapter 34 I'm going to eat that ball
"Captain, I was born in a slum in St. Paul. I couldn't afford to buy sneakers. I have been playing barefoot since I was a child! I was afraid of being poor and crazy. I have a nearly pious pursuit of money, but I am never greedy! Because my mother said that as long as you focus on your own affairs, life will never treat you badly."
Abner glanced at Liu Dou, "I never gamble and get ill-gotten gains. But I lent money to Captain Tyner. I called him to cancel the bet because you can't get on the field, which is unfair."
"You have a good mother!" Liu Dou patted his shoulder.
"Yes!" Abner showed his white teeth. "I am her pride, and I am proud of her."
"When I was discriminated against, she told me that people were born equal, and God created whites, blacks, yellows, brown skin, etc., because he wanted to make the world colorful, not to distinguish between high and low."
"She is a great woman!" Liu Dou patted Abner's shoulder, "The night gives you black eyes, but you use it to find light! Didn't your father say anything?"
"ah?"
"I mean, did your dad tell you about the four major pleasures of men? Isn't it really a gamble?"
"Um!"
“Do you smoke?”
"No smoking!"
"Will you drink?"
"Won't!"
"Check girls!"
"Don't dare!"
"In this way, you can't just play football, you can't do anything, you can't be a man. No wonder you're not aggressive with a sissy ball."
“Does this matter?”
"It's so good, brother! You don't have the desire to make progress, only desire is the driving force for progress!
It seems to make sense!
"Then what is your driving force? Captain? Oh, it's a gambling!" Abner suddenly realized.
"I'm just betting... You don't understand even if you say it. The sparrows don't know the ambition of the swan. I'm just betting on it, brother!"
"But the Spanish proverb says that instead of envying the flying eagle, it is better to hold on to the sparrow in your hand."
"You... do I mean this? Why are you catching sparrows? Well, imagine different ways to eat sparrows. Your IQ is at most stewed. I can wrap the eggs and add starch to the oil first, then fry it twice when the oil temperature is 280 degrees. Sprinkle sesame salt and cumin powder with sprinkled with you... Feed your saliva!"
"Captain, you have successfully aroused my appetite."
"Yes! Eating is the most basic driving force, keep working hard! Remember that only food and love in this world cannot be disappointed!"
"Everyone says that Captain, you are a foodie. It turns out that you can eat so beautifully!"
"You... take care of yourself!"
Didn’t you talk about the four great fun in life? Why did you become a foodie? Liu Dou felt very tired. The funny world is so raspy! I can’t figure it out.
Abner and Liu Dou, the two met and smiled to eliminate their grudges.
There is a philosophical mother who can tell that different skin colors are colorful and colorful in the world. Abner is extremely lucky.
Liu Dou turned his gun and pointed it at another suspect, Sanchez, who was watching the fire from the other side of the river! Little thief, is my buddy so easy to make money?
"You guys all went to attack Sanchez's side, and Hakimi Abner has passed the test of the organization!"
Lin Liangming:...
Muscarel:...
Quinnie:...
Everyone was confused, but the captain was the biggest.
The besiege of Sanchez was just to eliminate dissidents and fight within the team, cutting off Teener's wings.
Liu Dou's blind command completely disrupted Solari's pre-match deployment. He first beat right back Abner, and now he is here to help him test the ability of left back!
"Enzo, character, character!" Solari was so anxious that she stamped her feet and played the piano randomly. If it weren't for your father's face, I'll see how Suo would escape you!
"It's over!" Liu Dou received the order and waved his hand to know.
Isn’t it just to play a supporting role, and the supporting roles will still steal your role.
However, the imitation was quite a failure. Liu Dou couldn't do Domingo. He felt very serious, but he still couldn't play Domingo's elegance and charm.
Modern football emphasizes speed, not just running fast, but also conducting fast pace. The era of one stop, two, and three passing through can only be passed in ancient China.
Of course, running faster is better, which is equivalent to stepping on the accelerator for the speed football.
Domingo's ball has many movements that are completely fancy for the sake of gorgeousness.
In today's world football, some coaches advocate the seven-second offensive theory, which is like the chase in the basketball world is about to hit. Your defense line has not yet fallen, and you have already attacked here.
The Blue Army led by "Domingo" is becoming increasingly unrestrained. The rhythm of losing its habits is a disaster. Liu Dou is the source of the disaster and the director of the disaster film.
The first and second half were thirty minutes each. In the first half, the two sides had a melee, while the White Army had the upper hand in the second half. Soon, through the cooperation of the set piece, Nacho took the ball and forward Vidoko Gambsano scored a header.
Positional war offense is the subject of all coaches.
The game is over again, and Liu Dou feels relaxed. He pretends to be a grandson who has been playing for more than half of the game. He has agreed to make me happy and happy. I will only make you happy. This won’t be done!
Our defender Blanco hung the ball to Liu Dou. Liu Dou looked at the ball and turned around, but failed. As expected, Sanchez was so angry that he didn't give Liu Dou a chance to turn around. He was as hard as a bulldozer.
The two of them pulled each other, and Liu Dou instantly found a balance point, and Kongming shouted the word "Lin!" in his heart.
A strange force penetrated into Liu Dou's thigh. Liu Dou turned halfway and swung the power on the football with his left foot.
"Bang" the ball made a muffled sound and headed straight to the corner flagpole.
The first person to chase out was Lin Liangming.
There is no way! Didn’t you hear the captain calling him? He asked Lin Liangming’s “Lin” to chase him. He shouted so loudly and pretended not to hear him.
Without offside, Lin Liangming stepped on the Hot Wheels and surpassed one slow White defender after another. The ball went to the left. Sanchez on the left went to find trouble for Liu Dou. The central defender Alex wanted to make up for Sanchez's misplaced position, but he felt that there was no need to chase the ball. When it got out, the game would be over!
Lin Liangming rushed forward hard, and Alex No. 6 felt a little fussy, "If you can catch it back young man, I will eat the ball for you! Haha! Haha~"
He was not in a hurry, just watching slowly from behind, and the Blues were behind in a hurry.
Maybe the referee felt sorry for them to blow the ending whistle when the ball was coming out of the baseline.
...
However, Lin Liangming actually got the ball, and the ball stopped strangely before it got out of the bottom line.
When Lin Liangming rushed towards goalkeeper Carlos Abad with the ball, everyone behind him was stunned!
No. 6 Alex, long after the game, was still excited and incoherent, and said to everyone, "Do you know, my famous ace defender Alex was actually pitted by a ball. I was not surprised that it flew in the air, whether it was S-type, B-type or C-type. But when it landed, it seemed to have been cast a fixed spell. I kind of believe in Enzo's oriental Taoism. It just took root! Well! Don't stop me, I want to eat it! I, Alex, do what I said!"
Chapter completed!