Chapter 95 Birds laughing at others can't see through
Mourinho finally got out of control.
Zhuo Yang completed the hat trick and expanded the score to 5:1. Uncle Bird felt that he was just an ice cream that had just come out of the assembly line. Not only was he cold all over, but he was naked in front of everyone.
In order to retain a little dignity, perhaps the last reserve, Uncle Bird must be calm. In order to appear calm, he must do something.
Uncle Bird called Mata and gave him a few words of advice, asking him to go up and replace Herrera. Whether this substitution is reasonable or not is no longer important.
Guardiola did not follow the habits of this period and immediately replaced Zhuo Yang who had finished his hat. Because Mourinho made him very angry before the game, he did not plan to let his number one confidant go so early.
But Lao Gua is very hypocritical. He doesn't want Mourinho to think that he takes him seriously and is cautious when he kicks this score, so he must show his slightness and tell Mourinho with his actions: I
It doesn't take your Manchester United seriously at all.
With one move, Lao Gua replaced Aguero with Foden. It doesn’t matter, it’s just a piece of cake.
Manchester United re-telephoned, Martial hit in the middle circle, and Lukaku returned to Matic.
Forden, who had just come up, was very excited and rushed straight towards Matic, forcing him to continue to return the ball to Smalling for safety.
Then there is the pulling side, Professor Yang was blocked from dribbling the ball from the side, and then kicked back to the midfield to make the transition.
Fordon was a little unreasonable and twisted his head and snatched it at Matic again.
Manchester United were very decadent at 1:5. Matic was really in the mood to say to Foden, so he gave it to Luke Shaw on the left.
Sterling was also not idle, so Xiao barely went forward to call Sanchez, and Mendy immediately shouted. Sanchez had no choice but to look for Matic again.
Maybe Foden thought Matic was easy to bully, and he did nothing but just went there to scare him.
Matic was so annoyed that he still came back after several rounds. The little kid insisted on treating me as a soft persimmon. Oh, forget it. The more you play, the more boring he gets. Matici wanted the game to end soon.
Turn around and kick Smalling back...
It’s not that Matic should have snatched his eyes. They were so depraved that it would be hard for Zhuo Yang to not look at him. To be honest, he appeared on the prejudice line now and was already very lazy.
Matic passed the ball directly to Zhuo Yang who suddenly flashed at the junction of the waist guard. Infernal Affairs was absolutely indispensable in the Manchester City Derby.
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Nora, 9, is a beautiful blonde girl with her surname Torres.
"Dad, guess who is the most unlucky Spanish in the Premier League?"
"No, dear Nora, don't say that to your dad. Although Dad was..."
"I'm talking about Uncle Mata."
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After Mata came up, the task was not clear. Uncle Bird did not explain in detail, but only said that the midfield was very important. Come on. Uncle Bird was in chaos, and he had never talked so nonsense.
After kicking off, Mata played various positions, but the ball was not passed to him. It was not that his teammates disliked him, but that he could not pass it in real way. Manchester City was too fierce to grab it.
After some useless efforts, Mata noticed Zhuo Yang's changes and saw him sneakingly from the blocking line to quietly set the position.
While Matic's return pass was targeted by Zhuo Yang, Mata also targeted Zhuo Yang. So Zhuo Yang suddenly intercepted the ball and scared the Manchester United defense line to pee his pants, only Mata followed from the side.
In order to avoid Smalling's tackle, Zhuo Yang accelerated to the left, which made Mata closer.
After another trip, Zhuo Yang entered the penalty area. Mata also chased him shoulder-length and immediately lowered his figure and tackled.
To be honest, Zhuo Yang was also a little surprised that Mata could come up so quickly, so he dribbled the ball with his left foot and followed the right leg to step on his side to protect the ball.
So Mata's tackle swept across Zhuo Yang's right calf, and overturned him to the ground with the ball.
‘Bee~’
Just in the penalty area, Anthony Taylor awarded a penalty without hesitation and gave Mata a yellow card. In this way, before Mata could get up, he did a big thing first.
He argued with Taylor a few times, not because of the wrongdoing, but because everyone is like this and always is like this.
However, Mourinho on the sidelines finally lost control, and the penalty kick became the last straw that crushed him today.
"no!no!no——!" Uncle Bird's voice was distorted. "This shouldn't be a penalty kick. I tackled the football first, it was not a penalty kick."
It was impossible for him to see clearly at such a long distance.
"Damn it, this is not a penalty. It's always like this, you always do it, penalty kicks, penalty kicks, always damn penalty kicks."
The players on both sides looked at Mourinho in surprise: Uncle, are you really anxious?
Guardiola just turned his head and was stunned for a moment, then looked at him again, and continued to maintain a high-end and calm image. He said to himself: Haha.
"This is definitely not a penalty kick, it's a shame...get out!"
The sideline referee Stewart Atwell came to warn Mourinho to stop, but he pushed him away. Atwell's actions also stimulated Uncle Bird even more, and he strode into the field.
Mourinho often causes trouble, but he has never been so ruthless. He is really a long time to live.
While walking, he shouted: "Zhuo Yang, Zhuo Yang---- tell them this is not a penalty kick, tell them quickly."
Zhuo Yang: “…”
Jose, this... can really be.
"Zhuo Yang, you are a gentleman..."
"out!" Taylor shouted. What do you want to do in my territory? Get out!
Before he finished speaking, the red card was raised.
Mourinho stopped and he smiled.
"Always like this, penalty kicks, red cards, penalty kicks and red cards, red cards and penalty kicks, always like this, I'll go fuck you. Hahaha~, others laughed at me so crazy..."
“out! Smooth out, oooooooooooooooooo!”
Mourinho was pulled down by the Manchester United coaching staff and players who rushed over and pulled them directly into the passage.
Zhuo Yang looked at his disappearing back: "...You laugh at others for not seeing through."
Human emotions are not connected, and Zhuo Yang only feels funny. A minute later, he has no fraternity and shot the upper corner to turn the score into 6:1.
Mourinho is gone, so there is no need for Guardiola to pretend. He quickly replaced Zhuo Yang with Gundogan.
No matter from which angle, Guardiola is even more unlikely to be fraternal today. He is actually a small-minded person. Being able to beat Manchester United and Mourinho is enough to make him forget the unhappiness before the game, and even the worries of the tiger wife at home.
But Manchester City players have not forgotten anything, and they still play in front of Manchester United, which has no fighting spirit.
In the 86th minute, after more than twenty consecutive passes, Gundogan received a diagonal pass from the B seat after being unblocked outside the small penalty area, locking the score at 7:1.
Three Premier League movies were in an uproar.
Yiwu Zhuo Yang set a new Premier League goal record in 'quiet', one after another;
Erwu Manchester City raised his hands and created the biggest victory score in the derby battle;
Mourinho lost his composure at the Sanshu Stadium.
Late at night, Manchester United issued an official notice: the club terminated its contract with Mourinho, and assistant coach Michael Carrick served as the team's transitional coach.
Chapter completed!