Chapter nine hundred and seventy-eight lucky or unfortunate
I thought Deng Chao must have admitted his defeat, but who knew that he patted his chest and said proudly: "After a year of getting along, my empress understands the great righteousness and has a deep understanding of Xiao Qi's funny attributes, and also expresses her understanding of my noble moral integrity for art. Humph, Xiao Qi, if you want to use this to threaten me again, it's useless. Hahaha..."
Looking at Deng Chao who looked up and laughed like a madman, Zhao Yongqi gritted his teeth and didn't say anything for a long time. Originally, the most advantageous weapon that threatened Deng Chao was the Queen, but now it has failed. This is like the Americans who did "Fuck (TMD War Zone Missile Defense System)" and "You. Damn (NMD National Missile Defense System)" that was a catastrophe for other nuclear countries.
Zhao Yongqi, who found that the killing weapon in his hand was invalid, decided to endure humiliation and take a step back and broaden the sky, waiting for the secret of heaven to rise again!
"Then this thing is the cannon that fires human flesh shells?" Zhao Yongqi pointed to the half-human-high machine behind him, pretending to be unknown, and decided to ignore Deng Chao.
Lu Hao smiled and nodded and said, "Indeed, this is the launcher."
The principle of the launcher in front of you is close to the ejection plate. The difference is that the ejection plate is when a person sits on it and relies on the ejection force to bounce the person up. This launcher is when a person sits on a specially made soft foam board. As the catapult pushes forward, the whole person will quickly slide to the other party's territory. Until it is about one meter closer to the local territory, the guide rails installed on both sides will terminate the foam board, and the person on it will naturally be "punched" to the other party by inertia.
"The primitive people are really advanced. Slave owners and slaves can also use aerodynamic cannons!" The royal family Lan nodded and touched his chin and said, "It seems that we must not underestimate the primitive people."
"I know that primitive people are all very powerful!" Li Zhien gesturing seriously, the space as big as Zhao Yongqi's body, and said excitedly: "They all eat such a large piece of meat!"
"..." What else can everyone say in the face of the super invincible foodie? Feifei nodded and said in a cater to it: "Watching on TV, they can all ride elephants to fight."
"Yes." Zhao Yongqi nodded seriously and gave a thumbs up to the two youngest girls without principles: "Although there is a suspicion of misleading children, I express my admiration for your vivid explanation of the Primitive Man."
The two little girls were not stupid. As soon as they heard this, they knew that Zhao Yongqi was teasing them. His face turned red and he stared at Zhao Yongqi hard, but he didn't dare to talk nonsense.
Seeing that everyone had understood the rules, Lu Hao gave both sides five minutes to discuss, and then he was about to start officially.
"Xiao Qi, how to do this?" Bby stood beside Zhao Yongqi, looking at the small venue with some concern. In fact, the seven of them were already crowded just by standing. If the other party rushed over at a very fast speed, there would probably not be much room for dodging. With inertia, I am afraid that someone would fall out of the range with a slight push.
Zhao Yongqi, who frowned with his sword eyebrows, was actually very troubled to defend against it. The entire platform was full of soapy water, and it felt slippery just by standing. In addition, it was soft cushions, so it was already difficult to maintain the stability of the body. In this head-on confrontation, it seemed that the power was more dominant, but in fact, if you really hit it, the standing side would suffer a loss and would definitely be slipped out. Although you have some confidence in your own stability, the problem is that he would not be the legendary pounding, and he would definitely not be able to weigh more than his body to suppress his body.
After thinking about it, Zhao Yongqi, who felt that there was no good idea, saw that six pairs of eyes around him, including Cheng He fell on his body, and could only say: "It's too slippery here, there is no good idea. I can only be in the front, Brother He is pushing me behind him, and you are pushing him in a fan shape behind Brother He. Don't kneel on both knees, use the method of kneeling on one knee. If the speed is not very fast, I will push him out first. If it really doesn't work, at least I can push out a few more so that they can get less points."
"Oba, can't you hold it back at the end? You have great strength, isn't it better to make a tail?" Meng Zhi thought for a while and asked.
"No." Just thinking for a moment, Zhao Yongqi shook his head and said, "The space here is too small. If you slide at the end, you will go out with a slight slip. If I die first, you will probably all be done."
Everyone felt it made sense when they heard it, and stopped arguing. They decided to follow the existing strategy to see the situation first.
The beautiful female slave team settled the discussion, and the lustful slave owner team was still busy with stone scissors. No, a group of wolves were fighting for who was the first to "stop" the beautiful female slaves.
"Oh yeah!" Accompanied by a cheer of the highest volume, Lee Kwang-soo, the strong contender of the Asian Stinky Hand King, didn't know which incense stick was burned right, and actually broke through the siege and became the first lucky one.
"War, this is definitely a war!" The excited Lee Kwang-soo waved his hand and said, "Didn't that Troy fight for ten years just to steal a woman? There are a group of goddesses who can fight for ten years on the other side!"
Comrade Deng Chao was so disgusted that he smirked and pulled down Lee Kwang-soo's raised arms, pointed to Zhao Yongqi's direction and said, "Kwang-soo, I think you'd better not be so happy. Let's think about how to break through Xiao Qi first."
Lee Kwang-soo was stunned and turned around to take a look. Just now, Zhao Yongqi was grinning at him and threateningly.
Swallowed, as if he was comforting himself, the giraffe who smiled embarrassedly tried to convince himself: "It's so slippery, even Brother Xiao Qi will definitely be knocked down!"
"Hehe, Kwang Soo, we'll rely on you." Zheng Kai patted Lee Kwang Soo on the shoulder, "You kill Xiao Qi first, let's help you get revenge if you have the rest!"
"..." Looking at the group of wolves around him speechlessly, Lee Kwang-soo suddenly realized and hugged his head and howled, "No, this shouldn't be the case!"
"Hahahaha..." The men who had succeeded in the plan celebrating each other's high-fiving eyes, dragging the twisting giraffe and pressing him on the launching chair.
On the other side, the launcher behind Zhao Yongqi and others has been temporarily moved away, and will be dragged back after the men's attack is over.
The launch chair is a special "L" foam chair, which can basically be regarded as a disposable product and may be split after launch. However, this is exactly in line with the intention of the program team, and there is no possibility of hitting the other side, and it can also increase the speed.
No matter how Lee Kwang-soo howled, he had finished regretting it now. After Lu Hao gave his order, the first test-quality human cannonball rushed directly to the small round platform on the other side amid Lee Kwang-soo's screams of howling ghosts.
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Chapter completed!