Chapter eight hundred and eighty seventh no solution
There was once a famous military strategist, XXX, who said a thought-provoking quote: If our communication technology can be compared with the speed of women passing gossip, then we will definitely not lose any war.
"His Majesty the Emperor counterattacked sharply and defeated Xiao Shuiyue, the female gangster army general!"
This extremely explosive news has become a "secret" that every woman in the crew knows in less than an hour. Basically, the process of passing the secret is:
A said to B: "I'll tell you something, don't talk to others."
"Yeah, what news?"
"Brother Xiao Qi..."
"Really!"
"It's true!"
Then……
B said to C: "Do you know about Brother Xiao Qi?"
So, keep going until all the women know this extremely explosive inside story.
So, the men soon learned the inside story from the women they knew. Soon, the men opened the verge and began to bet on how long did His Majesty fail?
If the poor Emperor had known that there was no option to win on his handicap, I wonder if he would have been confused and went to tear down the damn gambling house in a furious manner.
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In fact, after Zhao Yongqi won the first big victory, he was very confident. He even felt that this group of little girls was just like that. He was really serious and was defeated by his own performance. What's more, it was so legitimate and very pleasing to the eye when he looked at it carefully.
Zhao Yongqi, whose confidence increased, felt that the world was full of maliciousness towards him an hour ago. But now, looking at the flowers around him, the sky was as clear as green as green, his eyes swept across the men and women passing by, all of whom were mighty and beautiful as flowers. The world turned out to be very beautiful!
Zhao Yongqi was in a good mood, humming a small song and rushed to Xu Wenwei's director's seat with pride and went to pretend to be a temporary director. But he didn't know that at this moment, the generals of the female gangster army had gathered in a dark hut and began to prepare for the next round of attack.
For this group of female hooligans who are famous for female celebrities and actresses, Zhao Yongqi is definitely their best playmate. First, he will not be angry, he can do whatever he wants. Second, he is very pleasing to the eye. Yes, it is very pleasing to the eye. Third, although no one said this, every female hooligan knew very well that if he really got lucky and hooked up with him, he would be a rich son-in-law who had been working for three thousand years less!
Therefore, the female gangsters unanimously agreed that Xiao Shuiyue's failure can only be attributed to her own failure. Since His Majesty the Emperor wants to act seriously, the female gangsters will naturally not be frightened. If there is really something intimate relationship, it may be true to their wishes.
Zhao Yongqi, who completely underestimated the bottom line of the female hooligans, soon discovered that he had made a big mistake. That is, he opened Pandora's box.
Although most of the girls who were originally amused began to give in to Zhao Yongqi's attack, the bold female gangsters directly raised their visual attacks to tactile attacks. The ones around them were no longer there, and they used their exquisite and convex figure to visually stimulate the unlucky Emperor's Majesty, but began to directly use their touch to remind the girl's gracefulness.
So, after several more attacks, His Majesty the Emperor found out that he was no match at all and fled again...
From the beautiful world, it has only been three hours since it has fallen back to full of malice.
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"Hehe, Brother Qi, don't sigh." After work at night, I returned to the hotel and looked at Zhao Yongqi who was lying on the sofa and sighing. Xiao Baozi was very impressed: "When I was in the film and television base, there were not so many girls who liked to stick to you."
"This is the moment, and then!" Zhao Yongqi raised his hand to touch the head of the little bun, and said with a resentful look on his face: "I can't understand why these girls are bolder than me? Look, my little bun is so good, gentle, considerate, reserved and gentle. Alas..."
"Hehe..." Listening to Zhao Yongqi's praise, Xiao Baozi's delicate cheeks were filled with sweet smiles.
After thinking about it, Xiao Baozi tilted his head, raised his hand and patted Zhao Yongqi on the shoulder, and said, "Brother Qi, why not ask Brother He. Brother He should be good at this."
"Yes!" Zhao Yongqi woke up from his dream, slapped his forehead, immediately found his cell phone, and directly called Cheng He's video number.
Cheng He on the phone seemed to have just finished taking a shower, and his hair seemed a little wet. After listening to Zhao Yongqi's bitter words, this guy laughed wildly for ten minutes, until Zhao Yongqi's forehead was full of veins, and then he smiled with a humiliating smile: "Xiao Qi, I have a move. As long as you use it, it will be sure to shock the world and the earth, kill people, and kill people, and the demons will kill demons!"
"What trick is so powerful? Let's talk about it." Although he had a bad premonition, he still couldn't resist the temptation of the devil. Zhao Yongqi asked embarrassedly.
"Hehe, as long as you declare that you are homosexual, you will only like men in your life, and you will guarantee that all women will retire!" After Cheng He finished speaking, his crazy laughter rang out again.
"Get out!" The angry Zhao Yongqi stared at Cheng He fiercely with the phone, "Why don't you go to the washbasin to drown yourself!"
Cheng He laughed for a long time, and finally stopped laughing, half-joking, and half-seriously, "Xiao Qi, in fact, you can't stop it no matter how you do it. Some of those girls are really just playing around, while others are meaningful."
Zhao Yongqi was not stupid, nodded and said seriously: "I think so too, so I feel troublesome."
"So." Cheng He in the video spread his hands and made helpless actions, "Think about it, how much money do you make in a year easily? How many fans do you have? Almost only crew, TV station, record company, etc., beg you to appear on the screen and don't worry about any film appointments. The people you have worked with, including our brother group, Liying, Korean RM, and even the Three Kingdoms crew, are now popular. Moreover, you are either big directors or super first-line male and female stars, and almost all the people who come and go are the largest in the local area or are simply national-level TV stations. In this case, do you still think that scheming girls will let you go, a walking money tree?"
"..." Zhao Yongqi remained silent helplessly.
Cheng He smiled and said, "Look, Liying, Zhixiao, and even Yangmu, why are you messing around with you? In fact, they are all smart and know that this is an impossible task, so I'll just let you."
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Chapter completed!