Chapter 832 Wedding (1)
The next day, when it was dawn, Zhao Yongqi slowly opened his eyes with his stiff neck. He had always had "get-up dementia", and glanced around for a long time in confusion before he remembered that he was recording a program. However, in the wooden house at this moment, everyone in the Baozi clan was lying on the ground, and even the corner was occupied by Zelin and others. Apart from the camera that was working alone without any noise, there was no movement.
He barely moved his neck and found that it was so sore that it was about to break at any time. Zhao Yongqi subconsciously moaned.
Originally, even if it was replaced with underwear and could fly to the sky with a plum blossom, Brother Superman, who would probably sleep with his head tilted and his whole night would not be much better than Zhao Yongqi now. If it weren't for Wan Zhi sitting next to him gently and letting his head borrow some strength on her shoulders, then he would not only have a sore neck now.
After pressing several acupoints on his neck with his backhand, allowing his stiff neck to rotate freely, Zhao Yongqi stood up, stretched his waist, and made a crackling sound from the joints of his body, and then he walked to the door comfortably.
The rope on the door is still there, and it seems that even the brothers of the roasted sweet potato tribe are still dreaming at this moment.
After thinking about it, Zhao Yongqi gave up and sneaked out now to try to sneak into the wooden house where the clan leader was. In the end, he planned to plan according to the countermeasures that had been agreed upon before.
"Xiao Qi, I woke up so early." Cheng He came from behind Zhao Yongqi with a lazy yawning sound.
He turned around and looked at Cheng He, who was still sleepy, and Zhao Yongqi smiled and said, "Brother He, why do you wake up with me every time? Could it be that I am so attractive to you?"
"Big! How can it not be big?" He simply rubbed against Zhao Yongqi and put his arm on his shoulder with a slutty smile. Cheng He said with a smile: "Since I know that you can wear a pair of socks for three months, my interest in you is not as big as that."
"..." Zhao Yongqi was speechless in an instant, and after a long time, he smiled stiffly, "It seems that after I fell asleep last night, many unexpected things happened!"
"Haha!" Cheng He laughed loudly, patted Zhao Yongqi on the shoulder, and smiled wickedly, "Xiao Qi, I once tried the highest record of not changing socks for a month. At that time, I found that the socks were already hard and could be worn as shoes. I really couldn't imagine what would be if I didn't change them for three months? Could it be a tank?"
"Brother He, I tell you, this is a slander!" Zhao Yongqi said seriously: "The truth of the matter is that Xiao Baozi wants to steal my socks, and of course I can't encourage her to act like this distorted behavior. Therefore, in order to correct her values and outlook on life, so that she can return to normal human society, I did not hesitate to go through all kinds of hardships and completed this most effective method. The Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, uh rice tofu, it's just right to eat."
"Xiao Qi, do you think someone will believe this unreliable statement?" Cheng He rolled his eyes and said contemptuously.
Nodding vigorously, Zhao Yongqi said righteously: "I don't think anyone will believe it, but it's hard to guarantee it. Maybe there are really inhumane people who believe it? If it really happens, Xiao Baozi will receive gifts from fans in the future and open it and see a bunch of socks that have not been washed for half a year... Hahaha, then she blew my black material and even the ones with capital and interest are back."
"..." Looking at Zhao Yongqi who was laughing with his hips speechlessly, Cheng He shook his head and gave a thumbs up, "Xiao Qi, your shamelessness has surpassed the sum of all human beings. In the future, you will be the shameless god!"
"No, on the road of shamelessness, Brother He, you are the existence that will never be surpassed. My tiny teachings are simply not worth mentioning in front of you." Zhao Yongqi immediately patted Cheng He's shoulder and said with admiration.
Cheng He was about to retort, but heard Deng Chao's laughter coming from behind: "You two shameless gods who are half-hearted, aren't you too arrogant to show off your shamelessness in the early morning?"
Zhao Yongqi and Cheng He looked at each other, then knelt on the ground at the same time, worshiping Dali at Deng Chao's protruding body, and shouted loudly: "Shameless God, you are the eternal true God in our hearts!"
"You two bastards!" Deng Chao raised his foot and wanted to kick Zhao Yongqi and Cheng He, but he was out of stock. The two guys in front of him had already hid aside with a laugh.
As soon as these guys made a fuss, others woke up one after another. Soon, someone brought hot water, toiletries, etc., for everyone to take them to use.
After a while, the delicious millet porridge was also delivered to the wooden house, allowing everyone from the buns to enjoy a good breakfast.
At around nine o'clock in the morning, the female primitive man played by Sister Wang came to the wooden house with a few subordinates and said loudly to everyone: "Today will be the important day for the patriarch of my tribe to marry his daughter. Everyone must go to watch the ceremony, and you slaves are no exception. However, I warn you in advance that if you dare to walk around and destroy the wedding, then don't think about seeing the sun tomorrow again."
In the end of the Neolithic Age, human productivity has been greatly improved due to the birth of various tools. The abundant material income has exceeded the basic need for survival. The era of equal distribution of the whole people has slowly withdrawn from the stage in the course of history.
The increase in the population of the tribe makes the management of personnel more complicated. The equal distribution method seems fair, but it will bring more internal contradictions. For example, brave warriors fight bravely in fighting against other tribes, but in the end they only receive the same reward as others, which will inevitably reduce their will to fight. Therefore, corresponding higher-level rewards naturally appear. More rewards will also have more material resources, the gap between the rich and the poor begins to emerge, and private ownership gradually forms.
On the other hand, the capture of a large number of prisoners of war slaves allowed the tribe to obtain more labor and harvest more products, and also made the tribe members look at these "chicken that lay eggs". People with more slaves will undoubtedly have more wealth, which means an improvement in status. In the end, the tribe society entered a fully private slave society, aristocrats began to appear, and classes gradually formed.
In order to maintain the interests of traditional aristocrats, the primary marriage appeared. The patriarch married his daughter to the most brave warrior in the tribe. On the one hand, it was a method to win over the warriors, and on the other hand, it was also a method to maintain his own rule. Therefore, gradually evolved into the tribes in the slave society, and this marriage has become a very important event.
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Chapter completed!