Chapter 2573 The Magical Use of WC
"He Oppa, didn't you say last time that you were too dark and you could only go to Africa to be an actor." Tianran laughed sweetly and teased Cheng He next to him.
Before Cheng He could get in touch, Zhao Yongqi immediately said, "Zhien, you don't understand this. After Brother He went to the African Exhibition, his acting talent was completely unpopular with those African comrades. In the end, there was no way, so he could only sell himself to make a living. The last time I went to Africa, I saw that he was fat and festive, so I bought it back as a slave."
"Damn, bitch, believe it or not, I will smash the bag on your head?" The angry Cheng He tried hard to wield the bag in his hand, as if he wanted to raise the higher point to have greater lethality.
"Brother He, don't be so excited." Zhao Yongqi said unmovedly: "Actually, being a black slave is great. You think it's a big problem to fill your stomach with your stomach. Being a slave is good. As long as you finish the master honestly, that is, the instructions of this male god, then you will definitely have your share tonight, such as leftovers, moldy steamed buns, and smelly chicken legs."
"Why do I feel that being a black slave for you seems to be worse than the black slaves of the Americans back then? Are you human? " Cheng He raised his middle finger in anger, as if he wanted to try to poke it into Zhao Yongqi's nose.
"Hey, Brother He, if you threaten me again, be careful that I will not make your own at night!" Zhao Yongqi waved his hand and opened Cheng He's middle finger and shouted with grinning.
"Hmm?" Cheng He, who was stunned, came up and asked, "Is he going to show his cooking skills?"
"That's not nonsense! Otherwise, why would I buy so much? Anyway, I have to make it, so why do you eat more of it together." Zhao Yongqi looked at the bitch with contempt with a look of "Why are you so stupid" contemptuous.
Sure enough, Cheng He, who was already desperate, immediately became excited, nodded and said with a flattering voice: "Master, remember to be my part!"
"..." Amid the little women's laughter, Zhao Yongqi patted Cheng He's shoulder speechlessly, "Brother He, I finally understood a truth - even if aliens invade and all the people on earth are captured as slaves, you will definitely be able to live well."
"Hahaha..." Everyone's laughter sounded instantly, and Cheng He laughed heartlessly, which made Zhao Yongqi feel like he had won, but he still felt like he lost.
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When we walked around and walked around from beginning to end, we all had many bags in our hands, including Wen Chenglong and others. Not to mention that Zhao Yongqi and Cheng He had already purchased spoils.
After roughly looking at the things, there were probably not many. Zhao Yongqi thought about it and decided to return to the hotel. Although he couldn't guarantee that everything was complete, there was also a large kitchen in the hotel. If there were really few things, just go there and ask for some.
Not long after, a group of people were talking and laughing. After returning to the hotel, Cheng He naturally strongly asked for a rest, but the problem was that the pig was caught by Zhao Yongqi and went to the kitchen to do something. As for the gentle little bun and Park Soo-ji, he naturally joined the ranks of washing and cutting without hesitation.
As time went by, when night fell, Zhao Yongqi, who was basically ready, began to put on the chef's outfit and officially started to do it. The friends who returned from the set naturally waited in groups of people and waited directly in the restaurant when they heard the news.
Maybe it was because of his good spirits. Yang Mu, who had a good afternoon sleep in the afternoon, didn't want to stay in the room anymore, and appeared in the restaurant after dressing neatly. Originally, the little woman was afraid that Zhao Yongqi would object, but she didn't expect that he just looked at it and nodded with a smile, and said that it was not a good thing to be stuck in the room all the time, so it would be better to just show up and walk around.
After all, a cold is not a serious infectious disease. As long as you pay more attention, such as eating with chopsticks, even if you eat together on the same table, there is no problem at all.
After a long busy day, it may seem very hard to others, but in Zhao Yongqi's feelings, it is very comfortable. After all, there is a saying that "what you like is to make up for it." Interest is really strange and can only feel it by yourself.
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"Come on, chef, everyone is waiting for you." Finally, when Zhao Yongqi took the last delicacy, Deng Chao's greeting was the first to ring.
After two tables were placed, it was naturally impossible that all of them were Zhao Yongqi's craftsmanship. Even if he had an idea, he would not have such time. Apart from those main dishes, the rest were basically works by hotel chefs.
"Let's start eating, there are so many people in my own way." After sitting down with a smile, Zhao Yongqi waved his hand and signaled to everyone that he could start the meal.
When the younger girls immediately laughed and joined the ranks of food grabbing. Instead, the men pretended to clink cups and then began to shoot their bows left and right.
After throwing a piece of sweet and sour tenderloin into his mouth, Li Chen said with a smile: "It's really not to say that Xiao Qi's craftsmanship is really great. And do you think that over the years, the craftsmanship seems to be getting better and better."
"Well, I agree with this!" Cheng He's cheeks were full, and he said with difficulty: "There are more and more dishes that can be cooked, and the ones used to be made better and better. He is simply a natural chef."
"Eat yours! It's useless to flatter. I will only do it occasionally when I have time." Zhao Yongqi laughed and cursed, and his eyes fell on Yang Mu. "Mumu, drink more chicken soup. I added some herbs. Although the taste may not be as fragrant as purely stewed, it is good for the body."
"Well, I understand." Yang Mu nodded slightly and sipped the chicken soup filled with her with the small buns.
Finally swallowed the food in his mouth, picked up a swift crab, and said with a smile: "So, the male god is the male god. This warmth is a woman who will be abducted."
Before Yang Mu could smile and scold her with a slightly pretty face, Deng Chao next to him said, "When it comes to the warmed male god, there is still the last episode of the 'I Knot' left? Isn't it? Recently, the gossip version has been full of the topic of 'I Knot'."
"I've seen that." As the loyal surroundings of the little bun, the silly roe deer immediately raised his hand and said, "It's really great! Moreover, the weight of Li Ge and Li Ying sister is getting heavier in each issue. Well, according to me, it should be all."
At this moment, Zhao Yongqi was frowning slightly, stopped chopsticks and said, "It's really bad to cut movies like this on jx."
"Hmm?" Everyone had a very lively discussion, but stopped instantly and looked at Zhao Yongqi in confusion.
After waved his hand gently, Zhao Yongqi said helplessly: "It's not good for me. I didn't talk about weight to them at first. Now I'm done with it, and it's meaningless. Actually, after the sixth period, weight has exceeded half. To be serious, the other two sets of CPs are not really unknown people. How can they show their face like this? Alas, this is simply offending people for nothing."
"I don't think there is anything wrong with it." Feifei said neatly: "Who has a higher rating, naturally, who has a heavy weight. There are reports on the Internet that the ratings of my cannibals and Liying Sister in the Jili period are three times faster than those of the others."
Yang Mu, who shook his head slightly, frowned and said, "That's right, but in fact, there is no need for Xiao Qi and Liying to speculate on such ratings. However, there is nothing to worry about. Even if some people are a little resentful, they dare to talk behind their backs. At least no one dares to speak directly now."
Shaking his head and finishing the wine in the cup in one gulp, Zhao Yongqi smiled and said, "Forget it, don't say these disappointing words. Anyway, no matter what, it's already like this, and it's useless to say anything."
"Brother Qi, drink slowly, and you will get drunk again later." Xiao Baozi whispered in dissatisfaction, but the concern in his words was beyond words.
It seemed as if he was helping Zhao Yongqi, but also as if he was malicious. Cheng He immediately raised his cup and said, "Come on, how can you be slower? Hurry up and put it on Xiaoqi, let's go one!"
He watched the men start to make excuses helplessly, and Xiao Baozi could only stare at them one by one, but he had no choice but to deal with this guy.
More than an hour later, the men who had already started drinking high their voices became louder and louder, and they began to speak without any scruples.
Zhao Yongqi, whose handsome face was flushed, obviously began to get excited. At this moment, he slapped the table and shouted: "If you want to say that recently, I must be convinced by our little deer! Thinking about the past few days, the silly roe deer has intentionally or unintentionally eaten Brother He's weapons, and he was so scared all over his body!"
"Haha... I'm convinced this!" Deng Chao gave a thumbs up and immediately shouted: "From buying weight loss pills for He He to getting off the car to watching weight loss advertisements, He He has been beaten to no aura."
"Brother Chao~~~" Cheng He, who came over, said pitifully: "Don't say you are convinced, even I am convinced!"
"Hahaha..." The laughter of everyone suddenly rang out. The men knocked their cups hard, and were praised by the handsome little guy with a red face.
"I, I, I..." Lu Han, who obviously had a bad alcohol tolerance and had already started talking, chattered for a long time before burping and said, "I'm all good intentions, okay! It's clear that Brother He said he wanted to lose weight."
"Yes, I want to lose weight. Come on, let's talk to each other. I won't get over it today, so I can't help it." He simply picked up the wine glass and rushed to Lu Han's side. Cheng He completely wanted to turn the table around.
The silly roe deer may have a bad alcohol tolerance, but his temper is definitely good. Since he saw Cheng He coming with a glass of wine, he picked up his own cup on the table without saying a word and poured it down, which immediately attracted a burst of praise from his brothers.
After watching Lu Han's performance, Deng Chao turned to Zhao Yongqi and said, "Xiao Qi, when did you say you were going to France last time?"
"Hmm? It's not long." Zhao Yongqi said after thinking about it: "Sister Ye Zi hasn't told me the specific time yet, but I checked it online and the exhibition will last for about ten days, and it's probably next week."
"Oh, that's it." Deng Chao nodded and then said, "When you go over, remember to bring me some things when you come back, what cosmetics, clothes, bags, etc. your sister-in-law wants. Anyway, I'll make a list for you and help me buy them when you have time."
"One word!" Zhao Yongqi, who was patting his chest with a very breath, said, blinking his eyes a few times, and said with a smile: "Hehe, have you messed with your sister-in-law again?"
"How can it be!" Deng Chao said this, but everything on his face was "You guessed it again", which caused everyone to laugh.
Li Chen pointed at Cheng He with chopsticks in his hand, and said with a laugh: "You guys don't know. Just now, we are the most blessed. Shuangshuang usually looks fierce, but in fact, he is very good at following He He. You haven't seen it. In the past two years, as long as you have a vacation, this guy will definitely gain another pound when he comes back. Don't raise it so well!"
After teasing Lu Han, Cheng He, who was about to walk back to his seat, immediately went to Li Chen and poured himself wine. He suddenly said, "Mom Chen, are you getting close to your good things? Recently, the tabloids have taken a lot of intimate photos of you."
Everyone who burned the fire of gossip in an instant, both men and women immediately turned their attention to Li Chen, as if they would never let him go without waiting for him to say a word or a word or a third.
The big black bull, whose face was slightly red, slapped the table and said, "Those tabloids are nonsense, not as exaggerated as they said. Bingbing and I are still like that."
"I don't think so." Zhao Yongqi blinked his starry eyes and said in a strange voice: "Baby~Did you miss me yesterday?"
"Damn, how could you hear it?" Li Chen instantly widened his eyes, "I'll go, I'm talking in the bathroom, do you know? Are you a god?"
"Hahaha..." Everyone's laughter sounded instantly, especially Cheng He next to him patted Li Chen on the shoulder hard.
Zhao Yongqi, who was completely unmoved, simply stood up, coughed dryly and said, "And there, um... baby, I dreamed of you last night. Have you dreamed of me? Alas, it would be great if I could see you every day."
Li Chen, whose whole face was red, slammed the table and said, "Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, I know you. It turns out that you are the biggest paparazzi. Just say, did you release all our gossip news?"
The giggling girls were all full of excitement at this moment, and Tianrandai asked in a soft voice: "Frog Oppa, how did you know?"
"That day, my stomach was uncomfortable and I was squatting on the C on the set. As a result, when the door next door rang, a big black cow ran in. Others, the C was all about solving the problems in their stomachs, but our big black cow was looking for a place to talk about love. Haha, don't you know, I wanted to laugh after hearing the first sentence, but I had to endure it. As a result, okay, I almost got an internal injury." Zhao Yongqi waved his arm and laughed loudly.
ps: This month, Zongheng has changed a new backend system. It is not used to flying, and it seems that there are many mistakes. I originally thought it would explode at the end of the month, but there are a lot of things in the company. So I can only put a big chapter of 4,000 words to make up for it slightly.
Well, of course, the main text must have exceeded 4,000 words.
Finally, thank you for your support along the way, thank you.
Chapter completed!