The first thousand nine hundred and eighty-six chapters
With the few boxes of noodles brought by Wen Chenglong, everyone's dinner problems finally came to an end. In fact, the meal time had already passed, but the camp was in chaos before and there was no way to cook water for dinner, so I couldn't eat until now.
There were some girls like Xiaobaozi, Yangmu, and so on. It was naturally not Zhao Yongqi who used things like boiling water and instant noodles. Not long after, I could smell the smell of braised beef noodles in the room.
At the beginning, the older men had no reaction, but when the whole room started to eat instant noodles, let alone foodies like Zhao Yongqi and Cheng He, even Li Chen and others couldn't help swallowing. Fortunately, there was enough instant noodles. After everyone was assigned, the group of greedy guys also took one to try it out, which was a joy.
After throwing away the noodle bowl of his hand, Zhao Yongqi wiped his mouth and walked swaying towards the room where the girls were. Just as he entered the door, he saw Li Zhien sitting cross-legged on the kang, grabbed his sleeve and shouted sweetly: "Frog Oppa, I'm so bored, come and tell the story."
"Telling stories?" Following the natural dull strength, Zhao Yongqi, who was idle, simply sat by the kang, touched his chin and thought about it, and said, "Okay, tell stories."
"Okay~~" Tianrandai raised his hands and laughed, looking at the handsome face beside him with anticipation.
"Once upon a time, there were three little pigs living in a deep mountain forest, one named Li Xiaozhu, the other named Zhi Xiaozhu, and the other named En Xiaozhu..." Zhao Yongqi said his "story" seriously.
"Hahaha……"
The inside and outside suddenly burst into laughter, and the protagonist of the story, the silly and sweet Miss Li Ji-eun, had already frowned since he heard the three little pigs, and his little mouth was raised for a long time. Finally, he stretched out his pink fist and pounded Zhao Yongqi's tiger waist with laughter, and opened his mouth and shouted: "Stinky Oppa, don't listen to the story of the three little pigs!"
"Hmm? Don't like the story of the three little pigs? Okay, let's tell something else." Zhao Yongqi nodded with a smile, and didn't care that the little fist, which had no lethality, hit his waist. He reached out and pinched his cute pretty face with his mouth, and said seriously: "Once upon a time, in a deep mountain forest, there lived a little pig, and her name was Li Zhien..."
"I'll bite you to death!" The cute girl could no longer bear it and rushed to Zhao Yongqi's arm to start chewing.
There was another louder burst of laughter, and Zhao Yongqi pushed the little thigh hard and said with a grievance: "Zhien, you don't like the story of the three little pigs. I've already told the story of one little pig, I'll bite me."
"Bite you to death, bite you to death, bite you to death!" Li Zhien, who was so angry, tried hard to pounce on Zhao Yongqi, but his strength was too small and he could only yell angrily.
The little bun, who couldn't stand it, walked down the ground and raised his hand to pound Zhao Yongqi's head, and held back his smile and said, "Brother Qi bullied Ji'en again!"
"Oni, beat him, beat him!" Seeing that his backer was coming, Li Zhien also gave up the meaningless attack, hugged Xiao Baozi's slender waist, and stared at Zhao Yongqi hard.
With a smile on his face, he raised his hand and wanted to pinch the little girl's pink cheeks, but she pouted her mouth to avoid it. Zhao Yongqi smiled and said, "Telling stories is too boring. I think everyone is in good spirits. I'm idle, and I'm idle. Play a game that everyone can play."
"Play a game? What game?" The beautiful eyes lit up, and I had forgotten the fugitive he had been teased before. Li Zhien rushed over and hugged Zhao Yongqi's arm, tilted his head with anticipation and stared at the handsome face.
With a casual look at everyone, Zhao Yongqi smiled and said, "All the men outside are sitting against the wall now. Take turns in this order. Let's play the game of reporting numbers. For example, if I shout 1, Zhien shouts 3, Xiao Baozi shouts 5, Mu Mu Sister 7, Na Sister 9, it's not 11, but 12. Then Brother Chen, you will go 14, 16, 18, and after passing twenty, it will become 21. It is also necessary to change from singular to even, or even to odd, do you understand?"
When everyone heard such simple rules, they nodded repeatedly and became interested.
Zhao Yongqi, who smirked, waved his finger and said, "Reporting the numbers quickly enough. If he hesitates, I will stop. He lost. If he loses, there must be a punishment. If he doesn't have two rounds of punishment, there will be two people who lose, and they will be punished. If they are all same-sex, then they have to kiss them mouth to mouth. Tsk tsk, I've already started looking forward to the scene of Brother He and Brother Chao kIss."
"Hahaha……"
"Hehe, Brother Qi, you are too bad." Xiao Baozi subconsciously pounded Zhao Yongqi with a smirk.
When Cheng He, who was outside the door, heard it, he said in a slutty manner: "Xiao Qi, what if the opposite sex loses? If you also kIss, your brother He has Alzheimer's disease recently, and you must have lost everything. How many times can you get? "
As soon as the words were finished, the men's laughter and the girls' shy spat suddenly rang out.
Zhao Yongqi said seriously: "Brother He, if there is any girl who is willing to kIss with you, I won't object, but I'm afraid you will be chased by their authentic boyfriend with a kitchen knife."
"Xiao Qi, He He will definitely not be chased by Eighteen Streets. Because half of the street, he can no longer run and is chased by someone to lose his body." When Li Chen's teasing with a smile came another laugh.
After clapping his hands, Zhao Yongqi let everyone's eyes fall on him again, then he smiled and said, "The risk of men and women kIss is too great, so it's better not to have it. The real punishment is that if one man and woman are each, then the woman must play the game of "small fist punching the chest and chest" with a small fist. Of course, if a girl doesn't like anyone, she can learn the way of our Queen of Big Mumu, breaking her shoulder with one punch, two punches until she is paralyzed, and three punches will kill you..."
"Hahaha..." The laughter that had just calmed down, Yang Mu's charming big eyes widened, as if he wanted to eat Zhao Yongqi's stare, and it sounded again.
"Hey, Xiao Qi, it's not that I'm talking about you. No one can surpass you on this road of death." Cheng He sighed, but no matter how he looked, he was full of excitement.
Yang Mu's beautiful eyes turned and sat on the other side of Zhao Yongqi, "smile" and "very gentle", and said with a little "shy": "Xiao Qi, I'm sitting here. If you lose later, I will lose immediately, and then I will give you a "small, fist, punch, chest, chest"!"
Word by word, Zhao Yongqi, who was sweating all over his head, shook his whole body, blinked his star eyes a few times, and couldn't speak for a long time...
Chapter completed!