Chapter 1775: Brother Qi tells a story (1)
"Well, keep talking, keep talking." Seeing the little bun that was almost angry and irritated, Zhao Yongqi finally knew the trick to stop, "By the way, the Northern Song Dynasty still existed, and then the Emperor of Song Gaozong Zhao Gou, who was less than 20 years old, was King Kang, once ordered by the emperor to go to the Jin Dynasty to eat rice for a few years, that is, to be a hostage. When he left, Zhao Gou said to the ministers who saw him off: 'Dear buddies, although we go to the bandit den to be hostages and eat rice for a few years, you still have to do what you should do to pull out blades and grab territory. When killing and setting fire, don't worry about me. I never thought of coming back alive. You should grab territory, grab territory, grab women, and let go! In this way, we can make our Song Dynasty gang bigger, stronger, and become famous in the world!"
"Hehe, he is a prince, why did he get to Brother Qi like a bandit?" Xiao Baozi couldn't help but be attracted by the story. The shame and anger on his face disappeared, and a sweet and charming smile appeared again.
"Don't interrupt!" The hands were squeezed heavily, causing the pretty little woman to bulge her face shyly again. Zhao Yongqi continued, "Those ministers at that time were so moved! They were so heartbroken that they almost cried. But before they could cry, someone next to them cried! The crying was so loud that the sky and the earth were broken, and the sound was like thunder. Not only did they shock the ministers, but even Zhao Gou was stunned. He felt that this man had a conscience, so he could immediately kill the chicken head and burn yellow paper, pick up the soil to make incense, and have a second suffrage for the death! "
"Hehe... the big bad guy will make up." The giggling little bun sent out a burst of crisp and pleasant laughter.
"I'm talking about historical facts!" Looking at the beautiful little round face, Zhao Yongqi's eyes shone, he leaned over and bit his charming red lips slightly, and then continued with satisfaction: "The person who cried is not someone else, but Zhang Bangchang. Do you know why he cried? Because he is also a hostage to tie up!"
After a pause, Zhao Yongqi pulled out a hand, pointed the red lips of the little woman in front of him, pinched the small earth slope hard, and patted the buttocks, making the little bun exclaim three shy and astringent scream, then said: "You think, Zhang Bangchang's little life was like me. If you want to kiss a little mouth, you will kiss a little mouth. If you want to rub a little bun, you will still have a 'sound is better than a silent' time'! This is so refreshing. But I never expected that King Kang Zhao Gou would be a hostage and pulled him up without saying a word. It's like, my life is quite happy. Brother He suddenly told me that he was going to be the host of Shaolin Temple and forced me to be a sweeping monk. From now on, life has no hope, so I won't cry heart-wrenchingly!"
"Hahaha...Brother Qi, you, you are so funny. People laugh so hard that their stomach hurts." Xiao Baozi smiled and lay on Zhao Yongqi's body, shaking his little body, and holding his stomach and laughing non-stop.
Zhao Yongqi suddenly appeared. It turned out that besides pinching his fingers, he amused the little woman. The trembling waves came, which seemed to be more comfortable. He enjoyed it and continued his storytelling career: "But no matter how Zhang Bangchang cried, he still had to go. If he didn't go, the number one leader of the Song Dynasty gang would definitely give him one or two pieces. So, Zhang Bangchang said goodbye to his shameless sexual life with the unlucky King Kang, and went to the Jin Kingdom to be hostage. He thought that this would be gone forever, but unexpectedly, after a while, he and Zhao Gou were released. Now Zhang Bangchang was happy. Not to mention the wonderful little life, he also flattered the leader of the top row in the cottage. I thought that it would be better than that, he could move forward in the cottage."
"What then?" Xiao Baozi was obviously attracted by this story, so he simply lay on Zhao Yongqi, regardless of the bad hand pressed by his delicate body that was still moving, and began to urge with a pretty face.
"Then, Zhang Bangchang was in trouble again." Zhao Yongqi shook his head helplessly, "There is a saying that bad luck comes, and drinking cold water can also stuff your teeth. Before Zhang Bangchang came home, he had sex with his eighteenth concubine, which shocked the world and the ghosts and gods. The Jin Kingdom rushed in. Not only did he break through the old nest of the Song Gang, but he also kidnapped the Grand Head and the Second Head. By the way, even the famous concubines in the palace were abducted, leaving only two or three kittens."
He raised his hand and gently pinched his delicate face, staring at his beautiful eyes in front of him. Zhao Yongqi said with a smile: "People think that Zhang Bangchang is a coward and surrenders and traitors, but I understand his thoughts. Think about it, if I were him, my lair would have been taken away by someone. We have you, a little fairy in our family. If you are the Jin soldiers and kidnapped you, from now on, when I want to have sex, I can only rely on my five fingers. Can I still live this life?"
"Hehe, you smelly pervert!" The little bun covering his red lips and giggling seemed to have a layer of red glow on his beautiful face.
Regardless of Xiao Baozi's giggle, Zhao Yongqi said sternly: "So, Zhang Bangchang thought about it. In order to save his little days of having sex every day, he slapped his thighs and prepared to go and have a chance. Then, he went to find the generals of the Jin Kingdom and said to them: 'Dear Boss, if you want gold, silver and treasures, just go and grab them, don't just grab my family's belongings. By the way, there is nothing in the Zhao family's ancestral tomb, so don't dig it. If you want to grab the goods,
Even if you go and grab it, don’t burn the house. Keep it and wait for you to rob it next time. Isn’t that great?’ In this way, the generals of the Jin Kingdom are all rude and think it makes sense! The thing about killing chickens and getting eggs was done by those two hundred and fifteen! Therefore, the Jin people did not dig out the Zhao family’s ancestral tombs, or even burning, killing and looting. In this way, Zhang Bangchang finally kept all his little fairies, and had hope for a life of shameless sexual blessings again!”
"Hehe, I'm not a treacherous minister like this." Xiao Baozi's beautiful eyes were filled with smiles, and he seemed to be unable to feel the bad hands moving around her silk-smoothed body.
"But you have to admit that when the family and country were all over, Zhang Bangchang not only saved the Zhao family's ancestral tomb, but also allowed ordinary people to avoid being massacred in an all-out manner, or even burned the whole city with the last fire. From this point of view, his achievements are very great. You can't expect that he would destroy hundreds of thousands of Jin soldiers alone, right? What's more, when other ministers saw the Jin soldiers trembled like quails, only he dared to make conditions with the Jin people, and it was really successful!" Zhao Yongqi waved his hand seriously and expressed his opinions.
Chapter completed!