Chapter 1000 Ninety-second dragon scales (3)(1/2)
The 92nd Dragon Scale (Three)
Linglong didn't go home alone today. Because she invited friends she met in the gym to help pack her luggage today. After all, she was about to move out. Whoever loves to live in such a smoky environment? Anyway, she doesn't live. The sound insulation effect is so poor that the rent is so expensive. It's normal for toilets to be blocked all year round. Cockroaches and other things can be seen everywhere. Usually, Linglong has to be careful that the young man and woman next door are too ugly and that the sound is collected by her microphone.
I came back with her. There is someone who is specifically responsible for her. She is 35 years old this year and has muscles all over. It is said that she was a fitness coach who once was a martial arts champion. There is also a female physical education teacher. She has a funny and cheerful personality. She often exercises with Linglong. She also helped find Linglong’s newly rented house.
"Hey, do you still want this bed?" asked the coach, bent over and weighed the bed, and it felt very light.
The bed sheets drooped, almost mopping the floor. After he weighed them like this, the whole bed was about to be lifted up.
Linglong looked here: "No, this single bed is uncomfortable to sleep. I bought a two-meter-two-meter-two-inch one. Then you can roll at will without being as fragrant as this bed?"
The three of them packed up for a while and almost all their luggage was packed, so this was Linglong's last night in the house. They also ordered beer and barbecue to eat together. Although fitness people should refuse these foods, who can resist the temptation of barbecue? It is normal to indulge them occasionally.
He just kept hiding under the bed. The man holding a kitchen knife in his hand was a little uncomfortable - Oh no, such a narrow single bed, such a narrow distance, he might have to lie on the floor. Unfortunately, he happened to find a cockroach. The three of them immediately expanded their encirclement. The cockroach slid into the bottom of the bed. The middle-aged man widened his eyes! He looked at the cockroach that was parked on the tip of his nose!
Should it be said to be a drama or a destined person? The cockroach seemed to think that the dark nostrils were a good place to go. After all, the cockroach family loved this kind of black, dirty and wet place the most, and it was their paradise, a paradise given by God.
No one was indifferent to the nostrils by the oily and shiny cockroach. The man's movement immediately attracted the attention of others. The muscular male coach was the first to be alert: "Don't move, I'll go and see."
Why is there any movement under the bed?
Then before he could get close, a man came out from under the bed, and was still blowing his nose wildly. After blew for a long time, he didn't blow anything out. Everyone looked at each other.
The scene became very awkward for a while.
"Mr. Administrator." Linglong smiled, "Would you explain why you were under my bed? I don't think I invited you?"
The physical education teacher also reacted quickly. The fitness coach came up and held down the building administrator. He first blew the hammer without saying a word - he would be stupid if he didn't know what he was doing! This man just blew his nose and dropped a kitchen knife on the ground! Fortunately, they came to help today, otherwise the room would have become the scene of the murder!
System: Yes, it will become a murder scene, but I don’t know who was killed.
The building administrator naturally refused to admit it and found reasons to say that he was here to repair the toilet. Such a reason that was crappy and ridiculous or even not within his responsibilities was too mentally retarded. How could he expect others to believe it?
"Sorry." Linglong rubbed her hands and showed a very melancholy expression. "I have been paying attention to my image since I started a food broadcast. Because I was too sloppy before, I specially built a camera at home, just to see my body shape anytime and anywhere. The camera is of good quality and can be photographed clearly without light. The advertisement says it is a night vision camera, and I think it is indeed good."
So, it’s good to install a camera at home. Starting from the building administrator entering her room and hiding it under the bed, everything is recorded clearly - who needs to bring a kitchen knife to repair the toilet? Or, whose toilet is under the bed? Can you just split the bed in half when going to the toilet and solve it on the spot? How smelly!
When the building administrator heard this, he fell into a limp. He first suffered fists and kicks from the fitness coach, and then Linglong also came up and beat them up. Just cut them off. He found that a potential murderer had entered the house, so the victims were not allowed to vent their mood?
Although the police in the survival game are decorations, they exist at least, which is much better than Schrödinger's police in the horror game.
The building administrator was taken away and he would lose the job later. After all, the building owner would not allow him to have such an employee unless he did not want to continue to be a landlord and collect money while lying down.
The system asked: [Did you deliberately stimulate him?]
Otherwise, the building administrator's bad sign of death would not have been triggered so soon.
"How can you miss me?" Linglong said in surprise, "Am I the kind of restless player in your heart? That must not be me, I am kind!"
System: Hehe.
After successfully moving out of this building, the threat of death was instantly reduced to the lowest point. In the dangerous environment and people with dangerous environments, the frequency of death signs also occurs the highest. The new house is several times larger than before, spacious, bright and comfortable, and it is not so unacceptable to work.
Thanks to Linglong's outstanding performance and super high sales, the company's leadership quickly noticed her, especially her boss, Manager Wang from the sales office, who is about forty years old and has a medium figure. His favorite thing is to shout slogans at meetings. Such a profit-oriented person can tolerate the original owner who cannot contribute to the company for a dead salary of several thousand yuan for so long. It has to be said that it is a bug set in the game world, but the system does not think so. It is a stubborn person. If it bites it, there will be no bugs in the game world. Everything is the player who is nitpicking.
Then he secretly reported it to the game itself.
As the salesperson with the highest sales this month, Linglong was called into Manager Wang's office.
She has lost a lot of weight and can dress up. She can also dress up with a five-point figure of eight points, playing to her strengths and avoiding her weaknesses. In addition, she has outstanding temperament. She is already the most beautiful female employee in the sales office. She is not as dull as before. Not only did she receive a large commission from the company, but some decoration companies also named her to cooperate with her! Just taking kickbacks is a considerable amount, how can it not make people envious and jealous?
As more houses she sells, there will naturally be fewer people. As more commissions she receives, will the others have any objections to her?
It is mediocre to not attract jealousy, and Linglong doesn't care.
When Manager Wang saw her coming, he was very enthusiastic and asked her to sit down. Linglong sat down as he said, and he got up and turned around in the office twice. Finally, his hands naturally fell on Linglong's shoulders, and his tone was intimate: "You have performed very well these days, I am very pleased. What prompted you to change?"
Linglong smiled: "I don't know what prompted me to change, but I know that if Manager Wang doesn't take his hand back, I know very well what caused Manager Wang to fracture."
Manager Wang showed embarrassment, withdrew his hand and smiled, "You young girls are just prone to thinking too much. I have a wife and a child, can you still harm you?"
"I don't know if it's harmful, but please don't touch me easily," Linglong continued to smile, "It's time for all the salty hands to cut them down, the manager said, right?"
Manager Wang laughed dryly. He watched Linglong become more and more beautiful, and his heart became more and more itchy. He was still reluctant to give up: "You have good performance, but it is also very hard to run around every day. Don't you want to be more relaxed?"
Linglong's picky eyes fell from his greasy face to the raised beer belly, and she sneered, "It's easier for the former to do business and be pressed by a fat pig, just to move your mouth. After all, it's true, and the latter has to brag about his conscience, why bother?"
"I don't eat all kinds of garbage."
Manager Wang repeatedly hinted repeatedly and was rejected by Linglong Wuqing, and he also shook his face: "Don't be shameless! I respect you so much, so I asked you this! If it were someone else-"
"Then I really thank you for looking down on me." Linglong said with a smile, "I have a good habit. When an unfamiliar person comes to me, I will keep a careful record of recording. You see, why don't I send this recording to the management? Isn't this time trying to rectify the unhealthy trend? Manager Wang must have wanted to try the method in person."
Manager Wang scolded Ju Niang in his heart. He originally found Linglong because he was easy to bully, but now he has no intention. He quickly asked her to delete the recording. How could Linglong delete it? This is a handle. Even if the company doesn’t care, she can still put it online to bring a wave of company rhythm. See who dares to buy a house here in the future. Manager Wang should not want to work. She has always loved to do things like burning the enemy. So what if she hurts her own 800 people?
Linglong never cares about the past and does it whenever he wants. No matter what the result is, the most important thing is to have fun with it.
When facing a person with this personality, you really can't do anything to her, you can only not provoke her.
Linglong came back from the manager's office without any damage. The female employees in the sales office were a little strange. Who doesn't know that Manager Wang is a hungry ghost in sex? If you are not as good as his wish, he has some ways to wear small shoes for you. It's not easy to find a job these days, and everyone has to support their family, so they can tolerate it, and there are also those who hit it off. For example, a female employee named Zhang Lina, who was the most beautiful in the sales office before this, and she also had the best performance, mainly because she was Manager Wang's lover. Manager Wang often counted other people's performance for her, and everyone could only swallow their anger. Seeing that Manager Wang was eyeing Linglong, Zhang Lina couldn't help but laugh: "Some people really look bright and beautiful on the outside, but they don't know what kind of thing inside! They pretended so pure, they were just a bitch!"
Linglong nodded in praise: "Your self-awareness is very good, I'll give you some applause and encourage you."
"You!" Zhang Lina was furious, "You don't feel proud!"
"What's so proud?" Linglong glanced at her. "I held the shit as a treasure, and thought everyone else was going to rob it. Are you disgusting? That belly is bigger than your belly. Does it hurt if you are pressed?"
This is too bold to say!
Zhang Lina relies a lot on Manager Wang’s power in the sales office, and everyone is deeply hurt. She talks a lot of bad things about her behind her back, but very few dare to face her head.
Warriors!
Everyone looked at Linglong with admiration, and Linglong shrugged: "Go and complain, go quickly, I'm so scared, if you don't complain, you're a dog."
Zhang Lina came to slap her in the face, but Linglong never concealed the fact that she was practicing fitness and martial arts. If she really wanted to fight, Zhang Lina was no match, and she could only be pressed to the ground to rub.
After thinking about it, there is really only the only way to complain!
Linglong threatened Manager Wang with his mouth, and sent the audio to the management team and reported it with his real name. Manager Wang had never seen such a wild and unconcerned woman in his life! Is this a fucking woman?!
For the sake of reputation, the company's management quickly held a meeting and fired Manager Wang. This person was an old employee and was just a manager after 20 years. His business was not very good. For the company's reputation, he would definitely not be able to keep this person.
As soon as Manager Wang was fired, Zhang Lina was as quiet as a chicken and no longer arrogant. Her performance was not very good. The most hateful thing was that Manager Wang left, and Linglong was the one who was in charge!
My colleague is the boss, how can Zhang Lina solve the current dilemma?
Manager Wang was resentful after being fired. Linglong was already ready. She knew that she could not reason with the game. Everyone might be a potential murderer. The signs of death appeared without warning. According to convention, the building administrator who had been clamored by her wanted to kill her. What about the middle-aged social animal manager Wang who lost her job? If you substitute it, you may have hated her so much that she was itchy?
Linglong didn’t buy a car. She still squeezed into buses and subways every day, which was very dangerous, but that was impossible, because in the game setting, this character himself does not have a driver’s license!
You can’t buy a car without a driver’s license.
High-end life will greatly reduce the risk, but in order to make players lose their lives, the game will still set up some unreasonable levels to make players live in the panic of death.
It's quite a bit of fun, but Linglong likes it.
After becoming a manager, Linglong spent more time on live broadcasts. She ate a meal on a regular live broadcast every day, and then cut it into a video and posted it online. Because of her high quality and good looks, she still really eats it. She doesn’t edit or fast forward. She quickly accumulates a group of fans and takes advertisements. Even if she doesn’t work, she can maintain a good life.
Anyway, the system has never seen a player before whom she is doing live broadcasts at home to support herself, because even if many people are excellent in the real world and may die at any time and anywhere, their mentality will inevitably change, and it is difficult to be at ease in real life.
Player No. 9999 is definitely the weirdest one.
When I got home from get off work today, Linglong, wearing a short skirt, stomped on a young man's cell phone - because when I was taking the elevator, the other party took the phone to secretly take pictures of the bottom of her skirt.
The phone should not be cheap. It costs less than five or six thousand yuan. She broke it with one foot and gave it to the other party for free.
It’s great that the police were downplayed in the game world. The other party only took one photo and paid the price of becoming a mobile phone and becoming a eunuch. Just this, as long as Linglong is upright and willing to apologize, the police will be mixed with each other. The game world is so great!
These days, the game seems to be unfamiliar with Linglong's life being too casual and easy before, and often makes trouble for her.
For example, I just left the police station and got on the subway. I just said goodbye to the idiot who was secretly photographing the underwear. Linglong met a tram maniac again.
A man's breath is so intense that it is corrupt. Although there are many people, it will not be too close to others. A normal person will pay a little attention to the distance. However, this person not only does not avoid it, but instead rubs against Linglong. Linglong's body is very beautiful, and she is not stingy in wearing beautiful clothes to show her body. It is not for men to show it, but to please herself. When she dresses beautifully, she feels pleasing to the eye. But if someone thinks that she is dressed like this to please men, it is basically pure cerebral palsy.
The person behind him rubbed his elbow and then pushed his knees. While the other party bent down due to severe pain, he grabbed the other party's hair with both hands. Fortunately, this person was not flat and pulled his hair to the ground!
The quality of three consecutive years has been practiced many times. She is very good at fighting skills. Although her body cannot catch up with this skill, she is much better than ordinary people after training. The natural physical gap makes Linglong rarely fight head-on. It’s not that she is not used to using her own body, but it’s not difficult.
Seeing that the man lying on the ground was not wearing his pants well and the thing was exposed, a scream suddenly appeared in the car!
I have to say that there are many potential murderers in the game world, but there are also many normal people. When the subway police arrived, they could no longer tell who kicked this person to death.
After the exquisite work, I left my clothes and hidden my achievements and fame.
When I got home, I saw a young girl hesitating at the elevator entrance, as if she wanted to go in, but she didn't dare to go in.
Linglong looked inside and saw that there were adult men of 1.8 meters inside. Because there was only one man there, the young girl did not dare to enter. When she saw Linglong coming, someone came together, she entered the elevator.
The adult man felt very wronged and quietly hid at the corner of the elevator. Linglong and the young girl were facing each other side by side, looking at him with bright eyes, preparing to attack him immediately whenever the other party made any irregular actions.
It was supposed to be the girl who went down first, but she looked at the floor and found that Linglong had not been down yet, and she came back.
A question mark appeared on Linglong's head.
Then the man got off the elevator, and there were only two people left inside. The young girl smiled embarrassedly: "I made you laugh. I may have read too much social news recently and I dared not take the elevator alone with the opposite sex. I saw that you didn't get off just now, so I was afraid that something would happen..."
Linglong also smiled at her: "Thank you, then be careful when you go down."
"Yeah." The girl nodded. There were many people who continued to be together, so there should be no danger.
After that, Linglong often met this girl. She is also a resident of this community. She is a kindergarten teacher and likes children very much. She works in a kindergarten near the community. Linglong and her get off work hours are quite overlapping. The two often meet each other and become friends after a while. They exchange contact information. Then Linglong found that this girl named Fang Lei is very good at cooking!
So she went to eat free every day, but Fang Lei refused to ask for her money, saying that cooking for one person is also a cook, and that she also cooks for two people, and she always eats alone, feeling very lonely.
To be continued...