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The four hundred and seventieth chapter, the reincarnation of the five grains

"He said it makes sense." After hearing Wan Wuhua's words, Wang Ziyun turned to me. "Your argument is still problematic."

"That's right." I nodded, "Even if my martial arts is high, as long as I haven't become an immortal for a day, these four major items: eating, drinking, defecation and urination are always inevitable."

"Just know, the four major things that open the door... Wanwubian is completely possible to encounter Wanwuhua because of going to the toilet." Wang Ziyun said, "If you have no other words, then I will determine that your evidence is invalid."

"Oh." I sighed, "It seems that none of you have entered the toilet in the past two days of living in the Imperial Palace."

Everyone was silent.

Of course, not really no one has ever been in, at least one of them is still there.

"General Manager Li." I said, "I want to ask, how many toilets are there in this imperial palace?"

"One room." Manager Li said with certainty.

"As such a big imperial palace, there is only one toilet?" I asked.

"Is it strange? This is the imperial palace hanging in the air! Even if it is not hanging in the air, it is extremely difficult to repair and dig toilet sewers." General Manager Li said, "So there were several toilets on the construction drawings of the imperial palace, but they were later deleted and modified, leaving only the current one."

"So, I want to confirm with you - where is the toilet built in the palace?" I asked.

"East." General Manager Li pipeline.

"Where is the kitchen?" I asked again.

"West to the west." Manager Li said again.

"Where is the guest room?" I continued to ask.

"North...face." Manager Li said slowly.

Everyone fell into silence again.

"Did you hear that? Why can I pass the kitchen on the way from the guest room to the toilet?" I said proudly.

"Wait, this is not right." Wan Wubing said.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"There is indeed a toilet near the kitchen. How could the only toilet be on the east?" Wan Wubing frowned.

"The toilet near the kitchen." I raised my eyebrows, "You will say that just proves that you have never entered the toilet!"

Wan Wureng's face changed slightly.

"Everyone, come with me." I turned around and walked to the west side of the palace, and decided to prove my words with facts.

After a while, everyone came to the kitchen door.

At the end of the corridor connecting the kitchen, you can see a small door, next to it, a sign hanging with the words "The Place of Reincarnation in the Five Grains".

It is faintly vague, and you can smell some pickled air coming out of it.

"Look, there is indeed a toilet." Wan Wuhua said proudly.

"How happy are you?" I shook my head and said, "Who told you that this 'the place of grains and reincarnation' is from the toilet?"

"This is common sense, maybe no one needs to tell me." Wan Wubing pondered.

"Maybe everyone knows the place where the grains are reincarnated behind the Sanqing Temple, but unfortunately, this is the Youluo Imperial Palace in the ancient martial arts era." I said seriously, "Some words that we are used to today may have completely different meanings for the ancients!"

"If you say this is not a toilet, please tell me where is this place?" Wan Wuhua said angrily.

Yes, everyone should understand the meaning of the cycle of grains. If this place is not a toilet, what else can it be?

"It's a water sautum." General Manager Li answered this question for me. "The waste produced in the kitchen, leftover food, and rotten food will be thrown into it and transported outside to deal with it. It can be used as fertilizer to grow vegetables, feed pigs, or fermented into marsh soil..."

"How is it? Things don't have to enter your stomach to be called reincarnation, right?" I shrugged.

"Even if this is a slush room, not a real toilet, my second brother doesn't know." Wan Wuhua said unwillingly, "He used this place as a toilet, can't he do?"

"Oh, everyone has to go to the toilet, and it's very difficult for the toilet to go to myself," I said to myself, "Since you say that, then let's go in and take a look at what kind of scene is like in the 'Stories of Reincarnation', and can we use this place as a toilet as some people say?"

"Can you not go in?" Wang Ziyun frowned first when he heard me saying he wanted to go in.

"Are you still a notary?" I asked back.

"Okay, who will help me get half a pound of handkerchiefs." Wang Ziyun greeted.

After half a stick of incense, Wang Ziyun, who covered his nose and mouth with a thick handkerchief, Luo Ziyan, who covered his face with a gauze scarf, and other people with different expressions, led by me to enter this legendary place of reincarnation in the five grains.

Although the door is so small, it is unexpectedly spacious inside.

Not only spacious, it is also very clean and tidy, not as dirty and messy as I guess.

Rows, rows, and large tanks half a person tall are neatly arranged, and the mouths of the tanks are sealed with ebony cover wrapped in cotton to prevent odor and dirty water from overflowing.

Those who know it said that this is a sauna, but those who don’t know it thought it was a pickled vegetable workshop.

"If someone really treats this place as a toilet, then I want to ask - where is the urine? Where is it pulled? Did you flush it afterwards?" I said excitedly.

"Reveal the lid and go inside..." Wan Wuhua said with a tough bullet.

"Then you go and reveal it." I said with my arms crossed.

Wan Wuhua gritted his teeth.

Let the noble young master Wansi take off the water tank?

He hesitated, trembled, and struggled.

"Open it, open it, am I still afraid of you..." Wan Wuhua shook her sleeves, raised her legs and was about to move forward.

"No need." Wan Wubing said, "I admit that I did not pass by the kitchen because I went to the bathroom, but what could this prove? You can't just say that I committed a murder in the kitchen just because I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, right?"

very good.

Don’t look at what he says seems to be very organized, but in fact, once the lies are exposed, the liar will have to use more lies to cover up and make up for it. In the end, his lies will become a house with wind-breaking and shakyness, even if...

...Oh yeah the dividing line...It's almost written...The following content will be updated within half an hour...

Let the noble young master Wansi take off the water tank?

He hesitated, trembled, and struggled.

"Open it, open it, am I still afraid of you..." Wan Wuhua shook her sleeves, raised her legs and was about to move forward.

"No need." Wan Wubing said, "I admit that I did not pass by the kitchen because I went to the bathroom, but what could this prove? You can't just say that I committed a murder in the kitchen just because I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, right?"

very good.

Don’t look at what he says seems to be very organized, but in fact, once the lies are exposed, the liar will have to use more lies to cover up and make up for it. In the end, his lies will become a house with wind-breaking and shakyness, even if...

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