392 The Happy Life of Zen Master Kumeng 2
"I rode on Ma San and asked him to carry me to the wall, so that the people outside could prepare, and I came out and followed me. After reaching the wall, I stood on Ma Shan's shoulder and gently turned it out. Then the people outside caught me. I had to pick me up steadily, and I had to pick me up steadily, otherwise I would beat them to death.
Ma San also turned it out of the wall. The boy, young and strong, came out and jumped directly from the wall more than two meters high. He was still barefoot and jumped on the ground. He was nothing, so he carried me away.
After I went out, I went to the brothel again. I had no choice but to run to that place for some reason. I went to find the prostitute again, and I didn’t look for anything else. I didn’t even look at those good-looking and good-looking figures, so I just looked for her.
Speaking of which, at that time, I was also beating and slutty, so I ran to my father-in-law.
It’s nothing if I go, I still shouted at him, using the opera singer’s operatic accent, and said with a sharp voice: “Flowers at home are not as fragrant as wild flowers. Eating wild flowers is healthier ~ healthier!”
Then my father-in-law was so angry that no matter what kind of etiquette of a scholar, he took off his cloth shoes and picked up the shoes and started chasing me. He even asked his students to stop me.
When I disturbed them in class, they were so angry that they stopped me directly. I still remember how many soles I had on my body.
I was also a tiger at that time, and I didn’t want to have so many. You beat me up and still want to study? I found a group of people, held hammers, and directly smashed his school at night.
After I smashed it, I regretted it the next day. At that time, few people in the town had studied, and even fewer people were willing to come back to teach. At that time, everyone in the town came to me with sticks. That scared me and was so scared that he didn't even care about riding Ma San. He ran home.
They chased after me from the town to my house. After I entered the door, I closed the door directly. My father was shitting. Hearing a loud noise from the door, my father was so scared that he had even cut off his shit.
My father lifted his pants, walked out, looked at the people in the room, and said in surprise: "What's wrong with this? I'm going to make trouble at home? I've grown up one by one? Do you know who is the leader in this town?"
At that time, my family was the richest and most landlords in the town. No one dared to provoke my family, and they took back the land if they provoke it. So they didn't dare.
Even if there are people who don’t farm, they don’t need land, but their money is not as much as my family. Those who do business directly buy him a store. But this is just what I think. Although my father is rich, he is reasonable and does not get angry casually. At the same time, he is very respected because he is not as domineering as other landlords.
But that time, my father was really angry. My father had a problem. You can talk to him anyway. If you disturb him and shit, hehe, then you're done.
My father was halfway through the shit, and was scared by them, and then he was pinched off. My father was just in constipated. The shit was in and out in and out of his place. Finally, he pulled it out a little, but he was pinched off by them. How could my father bear it? He scolded them on the spot.
But when my father knew the reason, he opened the door of my room without saying a word and made a gesture to him.
I still remember what my father said: "As long as you don't kill me, you can do whatever you want, and you don't kill me."
Then, I had the worst second blow in my life.”
When Zen Master Ku Meng said this, the excitement in his eyes. Li Jiu quickly pressed him down and said, "Don't be excited, if you are excited, you will go to heaven."
Zen Master Ku Meng did stand up excitedly, and the excitement in his eyes was actually anger.
Zen Master Kumeng adjusted under Li Jiu's suppression and continued: "After they beat me, my father said directly and donated a school to the town.
They were all very happy. Who is my father? The largest landlord in the radius, and what he said was like a nail. The next day, my father donated the house that I collected from my family in the town and built a school. He also gave it to a cafeteria. The chef also paid for it, but my family did not pay the food.
I was so angry that I was beaten up again. How could I get angry? So I thought that this house belongs to my family, although it was donated to be a school. But the land deed is still in my family, so I can't destroy my house.
At this time, my dog friend gave me a note. It was because of him that I asked someone to throw it into the cesspool.
He told me to buy some laxatives and let them put them in the cafeteria, so that they can have diarrhea.
As soon as I thought, this thing is good, the thing is colorless and tasteless, and it only has a little white foam. After it is dropped, they may not know that I did it.
Then I went to buy laxatives. I went to the pharmacy and said to the doctor: "Doctor, my father is constipated again, give me some laxatives."
They knew about my father's constipation. Once, my father was constipated and went out to shit. He didn't pull the manure bucket made of wooden barrels at home. He insisted on going out to shit like a beast.
Because he was constipated, he started to shake the shit and tried hard to shake the shit. But the shit was stubborn and he just couldn't come out. My father's shit sound was still loud, and everyone in the village knew it. Then, one out of ten, ten out of ten, and the whole town also knew it.
The doctor saw me go to buy laxatives, and without saying a word, he gave me the most effective medicine. I took it and gave it to him all for the lunch meal for the students.
After lunch, they rested for a while before continuing to class. Because at that time, my wife was disturbing, they could not take a few Ansheng classes a day. Finally, I didn't go, so of course they had to speed up the class.
I was outside holding the telescope of the Kuomintang army. My father-in-law's expression was a little wrong after class.
I guessed that the laxatives were coming, but my father-in-law could bear it. He insisted on a ninja class and wanted to finish that class and then go to the bathroom.
But the doctor gave me the laxative with the most potent medicine. How could he wait until he finished class? He didn't bear it for long, and I saw it in the telescope again. As soon as his face changed, I saw that his pants were wet.
I laughed out loud at that time, and the few next to me even laughed out loud.
Then I noticed that the students couldn't help but spray them all there. In order not to get dirty, a student took off his pants, and then fell to the ground without standing firmly. Then he couldn't keep the door shut. A yellow liquid sprayed out, spraying more than two meters high, directly dyeing the ceiling yellow.
After a while, a stinking came from the school. I couldn't stand it anymore and it was even more smelly than my father's shit, so I left.
Later, they found out that they had taken laxatives. Because there was a clinic in the town. As soon as they went there, they found that I was coming up. I was stupid at that time, why did I go by myself? I just need to find someone to go there?
At that time, I was in a brothel, sleeping on the prostitute's bed. As soon as they came in, they beat me up, then lifted me up, and threw me into the cesspool.
But how could I suffer a loss easily? Forget it if I was beaten, I was thrown into the cesspool. I ate more than ten mouthfuls of shit before they got me up.
I was not convinced, I wanted to take revenge, and then I spent money to hire a opera troupe and let them sing opera outside the school all day long. When the students inside heard the opera troupe outside, they had no intention of attending class. They all had necks long, just like the giraffe.
The father-in-law was helpless, so he walked out and said to me: "Son-in-law, give me some face. After all, I am your father. Even if I don't give me face, I will give your father some face and remove them. I can't stand the toss and troubles. Last time I was so tired that I had no strength. These children are going to the imperial examination. I can't stand the tossing."
Then I looked at the group of students, and they all looked at me with a begging mercy. I felt embarrassed and waved my hand and asked the troupe to withdraw.
But those guys are really strong. In that environment, there are people who have taken other places to go to school."
Chapter completed!