Chapter 314
"I told you that you can't tell others, at least you can't tell others in this area." After Gou Douni said that, he looked at Li Jiu with a threatening look, as if he was really a businessman who just wanted to protect the interests of his store.
Li Jiu originally wanted to tell Gou Dou Ni that the guest you just gave you was fake money, but when he saw Gou Dou Ni's threatening his eyes, he immediately stopped talking.
Li Jiu nodded and said, "It seems that none of these snack bars outside are clean."
"Brother, this is what you are wrong." Gou Douni rejected Li Jiu's words and said, "Brother, what I give you is clean. Although I am a little bit treacherous, what I give you is absolutely clean. I can guarantee that I can even swear."
After saying that, Gou Douni stood up, raised four fingers, and then sweared.
Li Jiu quickly grabbed Gou Dou Ni and said, "No, no, I'm ignorant, I'm ignorant, I'm saying the wrong thing, sit down quickly."
Gou Douni then put down his hand, then sat on the stool, and said to Li Jiu: "Brother, I don't know what's wrong, why are you so close to you? You said your head is not round, you are a man, not a beautiful beauty, why do I like you? Just like the former Bole looked at a horse, it was pleasing to the eyes and comfortable."
Li Jiu listened to Gou Dou Ni's words, and his face was filled with a smile. In fact, he kept scolding him in his heart: "Have you ever read a book? The one who has the words above does not follow the words. Also, where is our head round? Your head is round, and your whole family is round."
Li Jiu has something to do, so of course he can't say what he says in his heart, so he can only complain.
Gou Douni thought for a while and said, "Brother, I have an idea. We feel the same way when we see it, and we get sores when we see it, and lilies bloom. Since we are so destined to be together, let's make a golden orchid together."
Li Jiu listened to Gou Dou Ni's divine words, pretending to be like a hit at first sight, but in his heart he was scolding him: "Bah! Who will get sores when you are like a messenger when you see it, you will have a chance to bloom, and you will still have a chance to be? If I hadn't wanted to mess with you, who would have come over in the middle of the night to have a chance to be with you. If you have a chance to be with Jinlan, who will have a chance to be with you, wait..."
"Wait...what did you say just now? Yi Ke Jinlan?" Li Jiu interrupted Gou Dou Ni and said.
"Yes, Yijie Jinlan, huh? Yijie Jinlan?" He realized that something was wrong, and then said twice before he apologized to Li Jiu: "Hey, look at me, this mouth is not as good as you scholars, you should be a disciple."
"That's right. Isn't it a joke for two big men to form Jinlan?" Li Jiu said with a smile. On the surface, Li Jiu flattered him, but in fact he was scolding him in his heart.
"Come on, I wish us a happy emotional sacrifice at first sight. Today we worship our brothers and become brothers. From then on, you knead the dough and make me a cake, you make fire and make me a cake, you sell the cake and make me a cake."
"Wait a minute? You're just making cakes?" Li Jiu looked at Gou Dou Ni, and couldn't help but want to beat him up at his words.
He asked me to make everything, you only make cakes and cakes. If I knead the dough, you make cakes, I make fire, you make cakes, I beat you, you make cakes, and you make cakes too.
"Hey, you can't do anything, so do something else first. After you learn how to make cakes, I will help you open a pancake shop in your area, and then sell the pancakes from our brothers to the whole country or even the whole world. How great is this? Don't you?"
Li Jiu continued to flatter Gou Dou Ni and said, "Yes, yes, I'm a petty man. Big brother, you're all for my own good. I'm actually treating my brother like this. I'm really, too, too, too bastard."
After saying that, Li Jiu grabbed Gou Dou Ni's hand and said, "Brother, let's be sworn brother, are there any roosters? Kill the roosters to worship the heavens and pay tribute to us to our friendship."
Li Jiu was full of passion, and Gou Dou Ni was shocked and said to himself: "What a guy, you can act more than me. Who did I offend? Here is such a bastard. The key is that he doesn't know how strong he has to deal with it. He can't eat the human meat cake. Otherwise, he would have thrown him one, chopped him down and made cakes, and he would have talked to him for a long time."
Gou Douni looked at Li Jiu and said, "Brother, let's be sworn now."
"Okay, kneel down to the sky!" After Li Jiu said that, he walked over and knelt down, then Gou Dou Ni walked in, took out a chicken, walked to Li Jiu, knelt down, and then said to Li Jiu: "Brother, we are now sworn brothers, do you have anything to say?"
Li Jiu thought for a while and said, "You are the eldest brother, you should say it."
"Well, that's OK, just let me say it." After saying that, Gou Dou Ni clasped his fists and said, "From now on, my orders from now on, my words are my words, brothers are all in mind. It's your turn, brothers."
Li Jiu thought about it and said, "me too"
"What did you say?" Gou Dou Ni asked in confusion. He didn't understand English, so he couldn't understand Li Jiu's words.
Li Jiu smiled in his heart and said to himself: "This guy doesn't know how to speak English, let's see how I play with you."
Li Jiu said: "no I mean the same as you, the words of a foreigner."
Gou Douni nodded and said, "Look, those who have read books are different, and they can hear everything they say."
Gou Douni continued: "My body is my body. No matter what I do, I only need one sentence."
Li Jiu continued: "fuck you."
"Okay, we are our own brothers starting today. Let's go and have a walk. My parents died early. Let's go to see your adopted father and mother together. I should be half of their adopted son now." After Gou Dou Ni said that, he was about to take Li Jiu to his house.
Li Jiu felt a little funny. This guy had become sworn with him, and he became sworn with him without asking about his name.
Li Jiu was still laughing at Gou Dou Ni without asking about his name the next second, but Gou Dou Ni started asking.
"Brother, what's your name?" Gou Douni asked at Li Jiu.
"Look at me, I'm so happy that I've been sworn brother. I forgot to tell my elder brother what my name is." After Li Jiu said that, he tickled his head and signaled that it was a elm head, saying, "My surname is Li, and my name is just one. I call you dad."
"Li Ba." Gou Dou Ni nodded and said, Li Jiu echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, your dad, I am your dad."
"Okay, okay, let's go to your house to pay homage to your wizards. As adopted sons, I'll get some sesame cakes for them." After Gou Douni said that, he walked to the pot. The gentleman took four of the pots on the right, and then pretended to take them off accidentally. He deliberately took two sesame cakes in the pot on the left, and then said to Li Jiu: "Let's go, go, go to the pots for homage to the wizards."
Li Jiu sneered in his heart and said, "Can I recognize it after changing the cake? My insight is clear."
Li Jiu was thinking about how to get out, and then his cell phone rang.
Li Jiu took out his cell phone and said to Gou Dou Ni: "My phone call is coming, I'll go and answer the phone."
"Go, go, it should be the adoptive father's phone call." After Gou Douni said that, he asked him to go over and answer the phone. Li Jiu took out his cell phone, and saw that it was Xiao Ziye, then pressed the answer button and said, "What's the matter?"
"We're fine, have you deal with him?" Xiao Ziye asked.
"No, why can you move suddenly?" Li Jiu asked.
"I don't know either. I can move after I wake up. I'm still weird." Xiao Ziye said.
"Since that's the case, you are at home. I'll find out his flaws here, and then solve him before coming back." Li Jiu said.
"What! Are you going to spend the night at someone else's house?" Xiao Ziye exclaimed.
Li Jiu hurriedly said, "What are you calling out? I didn't come back to arrest him. Let's talk about two men, what can happen?"
"I am worried about you if he is a man. If he is a woman, I am not worried at all, because he is at a loss. But he is a man, maybe you will suffer the loss. Do you think you are worried about you?" Xiao Ziye said worriedly.
Li Jiu's face twitched and said, "What logic? Have you forgotten what Ma Nanshan said? I also want to use this as a vow, and keep my head off and keep my sleeves off, and do not take it. What can I do? If he does anything to me, it is better to test his strength directly, knock him out, find out the evidence, call the police, it's over."
Chapter completed!