Chapter 310 Human-flesh biscuits
Li Jiu shouted to Mu Qianxue's back as he left: "I'm fine! I just had my waist flashed. I can continue to hit me with my waist. Come back, I'll hit you with my waist!"
Mu Qianxue did not respond to Li Jiu, but just walked forward slowly.
Li Jiu smiled and said, "Although our waists are flashing, we are still heroic. It's okay to hit him for dozens of rounds. I'll leave now, and it's useless to waste my energy coming over. After playing for a long time, I've been hungry."
Then Li Jiu walked back, Xiao Ziye and Xiao Yeting also walked back, holding a big bag in their hands.
Li Jiu came forward, looked at the big bag and said, "What are you buying? Such a big bag."
Xiao Ziye put the things on the table and said, "Do you want to see the interesting clothes you bought?"
Li Jiu looked at Xiao Ziye, then looked at the big bag on the table. Except for a bag of black things, everything else was all clothes. Then he said to Xiao Ziye: "I warn you, if you take my sister out of me, you can go to the prison below to squat."
Xiao Ziye looked at Li Jiu with a sneer and said, "It's a pity that we've packed food for you. It's so hard. I thought you might be hungry, it's really worth it."
Li Jiu looked at the big bag of things and said, "You tell me this is something to eat? How do you explain the clothes bag above?"
"Well... well, that's right. After we bought something, we went to buy clothes. OK, you can eat it. If you don't eat it, it will be cold. If it's cold, it will be bad." After Xiao Ziye said that, he opened the black bag, and some sesame cakes were placed inside.
Li Jiu looked at Shaobing and said, "You just bought this thing back?"
Xiao Ziye nodded and said, "That's right, his sesame cakes are very delicious. I don't know if you think they are delicious. Anyway, I think they are quite delicious."
After Xiao Ziye said that, he picked up a piece of sesame cake and started eating. Li Jiu also picked up a piece and looked at it, but he didn't take a sip.
Xiao Yeting walked down from the upper floor, walked to the table, picked up a piece of sesame cake, and said to Li Jiu: "Don't underestimate this sesame cake. You can't buy it normally. I booked it with the store owner and left so many of them for me. I finally got it."
After Xiao Yeting said that, she put the sesame cake in her mouth, took a bite, and sat at the table to taste the sesame cake.
Li Jiu looked at the sesame cake. The sesame cake was golden and grilled. Although it looked very good, Li Jiu felt that the sesame cake was something wrong. Li Jiu couldn't tell what was wrong.
Li Jiu put the sesame cake into his mouth, took a bite, and then bit the meat filling inside.
Li Jiu had just chewed for a few bites and knew something was wrong. Then he spit the pancakes in his mouth into the trash can and placed the pancakes in his hand on the table.
When Xiao Ziye and Xiao Yeting saw Li Jiu spit out the sesame cakes he had eaten, they felt a little strange. It was obvious that the sesame cakes were so delicious, why did he spit out them?
Xiao Yeting asked Li Jiu: "What's wrong? Do you don't like eating sesame cakes?"
Li Jiu shook his head and said, "It's not that he doesn't like eating sesame cakes, but that there is something wrong with the sesame cakes."
"Is there any problem?" Xiao Ziye looked at the sesame cake in his hand, then smelled it, and said, "This is no problem. The cake has not rotten yet, where does the problem come from?"
Xiao Yeting also smelled the salted cake, then took another bite and said, "No problem, the temperature is just right. If you eat it, you won't burn your mouth. What's the problem?"
Then Xiao Ziye also took a bite of the sesame cake. Li Jiu originally wanted to say it, then thought about it and mocked them for a while, and then said, "No problem, I'm thinking too much. There is no problem with this sesame cake. Eat while it's hot."
After Li Jiu finished speaking, he smiled and raised his hands to Xiao Yeting and Xiao Ziye, signaling them to eat, there was no problem.
Xiao Ziye and Xiao Yeting looked at each other, then looked at Li Jiu together.
Xiao Yeting stretched out her hand, touched Li Jiu's forehead, and said, "Don't you have a fever? Did you fall twice yesterday break your head?"
Li Jiu knocked off Xiao Yeting's hand and said, "Your brother, I'm fine. No problem, and there is no better time than now. Hurry up and eat your sesame cake."
Xiao Yeting looked at Li Jiu, then returned to her seat and continued to eat sesame cakes.
Li Jiu picked up the two cups on the table, poured two glasses of water, poured one cup to Xiao Yeting and Xiao Ziye, and said, "Eat slowly, don't worry, no one robs you, I won't eat this sesame cake, it's all yours."
Xiao Ziye looked at Li Jiu and said, "This sesame cake was mainly bought for you, why don't you eat it?"
Li Jiu shook his head and said with a smile: "I'm not hungry, you can eat more."
"Okay, what's wrong with this Shaobing? Just tell me clearly." Xiao Ziye was impatient. The more Li Jiu looked like this, the more she felt that there was something wrong with this Shaobing, so she put the Shaobing down and asked directly.
Li Jiu smiled and said, "There is no big problem. This is not a big problem. It's just that the meat filling of the Shaobing is human flesh, and the problem is not a big problem."
"Human flesh!" Xiao Ziye and Xiao Yeting looked at each other in disbelief, and then ran to the toilet together.
"Haha~ah."
A sound of vomiting came from the toilet. Li Jiu felt very happy when he listened to their vomiting.
After vomiting for about ten minutes, the two women helped each other and walked out.
The two of them came to the table and sat down. Xiao Ziye looked at Li Jiu and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier that it was human flesh? You had to wait until we ate it before you could say it?"
"Yes, brother, why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao Yeting also complained to Li Jiu.
"Blame me, you are so stupid. I have stopped. You are still eating there. Aren't you asking for trouble?" Li Jiu said and spread his hands, saying that everything has nothing to do with him, so don't look for him.
Xiao Ziye shook his head and said, "I vomited all the sour water in my stomach. Li Jiu, Li Jiu, you are really a scam that makes you feel bad."
Xiao Yeting just looked at Li Jiu. She had no strength to speak anymore and could only lie on the table weakly.
"How do you know that the filling is made of human flesh? Could it be that your mouth can tell what kind of meat it is?" Xiao Ziye was more curious about this question. They didn't know that the sesame cake was made of human flesh. Li Jiu took a few bites and they even ate it. According to this, they should know it first.
Li Jiu smiled mysteriously and then answered for them: "It's very simple, there are two points in total.
First point: You all just eat food, not taste food carefully. From this point of view, you have lost the opportunity to find that the filling is human flesh.
Second point: You are only concerned about eating, but you didn’t expect to taste it. You only have that taste in your mind. You just know that it tastes good, so you can’t taste other flavors of the sesame cake. How can you know what the sesame cake is made of?
"But even these few points you can't prove that Shaobing is human flesh?" Xiao Yeting said.
Li Jiu shook his head and said, "It's not your fault, after all, you don't have professional qualities. But you can't taste Xiao Ziye, you'll have this."
"Why?" Xiao Ziye asked in confusion.
Li Jiu stood up, held his waist and said, "There are still two points:
First of all, the first point: It’s similar to the above. You only care about eating sesame cakes. You have to eat sesame cakes. You have forgotten the purpose of eating sesame cakes, whether to taste the taste or fill your stomach. You have no purpose. You only know that it tastes good. You have to eat it, and that’s all.
Secondly, the second point: What I said, you have no intention. Can you even taste such a great resentment on the cake?"
Li Jiu shouted angrily, talking and laughing the whole time the next second, and angrily rushing to the top.
Li Jiu's appearance scared Xiao Ziye and Xiao Yeting. Xiao Ziye was stunned. What did he say just now? Why didn't I taste the resentment on the cake?
Li Jiu then took the itchy scratching hanging on the wall, held it in his hand, scolded Xiao Ziye and said, "You are still from the Supernatural Association. Isn't the Supernatural Association usually doing these things to solve folk weird things? You can't even find out what you eat in the Supernatural Association? Ah?"
"Who would have thought that a piece of sesame cake was made of human flesh?" Xiao Ziye replied. Although Li Jiu was scolding her, she felt that Li Jiu was scolding her correctly. This is her dereliction of duty. This is the job of the Supernatural Association.
Chapter completed!