Chapter 22 Gao Hua Biography
Before leaving Earth, Gao Hua saw a video online, which was about a person who looked like Uncle Ying dancing and playing with his limbs, which was very funny. However, the netizens' comments were even more classic. One of the netizens' comments was "God gave you a face to eliminate demons and subdue demons, but you used it to pretend to be a god or a ghost." This made him remember it even more vividly. What he didn't expect was that today, he actually saw a better talent.
Gao Hua can no longer remember who the performer was in the audition, but this person's appearance is definitely the most perfect appearance he has ever seen in his memory. He danced gracefully in red, with mysterious dance steps and fair skin. No matter how you look at it, he is a peerless beauty. When he was still intoxicated by the beauty's face, a rough male voice rang out in the venue.
"A few judges, here are the sweet moss from the Tai Yao Galaxy. The dance type I just performed is our traditional galaxy dance and one of my unique skills. If I am selected, I will offer my personal strengths to you. As long as you let me enter the rematch, I will agree to you in everything, and I will also ask a few judges to give me a chance."
After repeated inquiries from Gao Hua, he confirmed that the beauty in front of him was definitely a real man behind him. He almost couldn't help but vomit out all the pills he took yesterday. After all, he was also a normal-oriented little man in society. When he thought of the scene he had just imagined, his whole body was covered in cold weather. Do you want to do this? As a look with the potential of becoming a young man, if you don't cheat fans, why bother here to hurt my innocent feelings? I hate you so much! The red light must be red, and your lifelong driver's license must be revoked. The fake lady, you old driver, drove the wrong car! We are not going to go along.
Unexpectedly, looking at the red light in front of him, the old driver of the fake girl stopped working and immediately fell to the ground and rolled on the ground. The red clothes were accompanied by the man's crying. Gao Hua's stomach turned upside down. He finally suppressed the salt soda in his mouth, but he did not dare to come forward to support him. He had to say helplessly: "Mr. Jiao, please get up and talk, why do you have to be like that woman?"
When Jiao Tiemai heard Gao Hua speak, a graceful carp stood up and saluted with a standard female etiquette and said, "I just lost my composure and made the judges laugh. But I liked women to dress up since I was a child, but I was very distressed as a man. So when the assistant came to our galaxy selection, I came here without hesitation. I thought that after coming here, I could become a daughter. Who knew that after so many years, I still couldn't find a way. I didn't hear that Boss Gao has a wide range of knowledge and many ideas. I came here to seek help, and asked Boss Gao to fulfill his wishes."
Gao Hua was speechless when he heard Jiao Taimei say this. Why are there people who want to change sex everywhere? I have solutions, but I don’t have experience in sexual regeneration surgery! But judging from the current situation, if there is no explanation, it will be really not good to end. Besides, there are so many beauties coming today, and if you don’t shake your own style, wouldn’t you smash your signature? It seems that you have to borrow Mr. Jin’s signature again. Gao Hua, who had the idea, then looked up and said: “Mr. Jiao, thank you for your trust in me. I have solutions, but I don’t know very clearly the consequences. But when I was in my hometown, a senior wrote a book that could be done with a skill on it. I don’t know if it is true.”
Jiaotianmei was very happy when she heard Gao Hua say there was a way, because he heard that since Gao Hua appeared, he said that he had done everything he said was quite successful without exception. It seems that today was really right. As for the consequences? Do it first. So he quickly said, "Please ask Boss Gao to fulfill it. No matter what the consequences, I will never blame you. I can write a manual proof. I will read it so that you can see it?"
Seeing that Jiaomoto was indeed determined not to be a man, Gao Hua had to emphasize again: "Mr. Jiao, you really thought it through. Once you practice this technique, you will never be a man anymore. Maybe you will become neither male nor female!"
Jiaotianmei didn't want to have a man's body, and she has been searching for many years but has not been able to figure it out. Today, she finally encountered it, so she could miss it. "Boss Gao, please give me this technique, and I will bear all the consequences myself."
Seeing that Jiao Taimei couldn't get back no matter what the cow was, Jiao Hua made a decision. Gao Hua took out a few pieces of paper he wrote when he was bored some time ago. It was the "Sunflower Book" written by Mr. Jin. Thanks to Lu Wushuang, Gao Hua offended her at the counter at the time and was afraid of revenge and could not run away. If one day he followed Ouyang's footsteps, he wouldn't have the chance to start a family and take revenge.
After looking at the manuscript in his hand again, Gao Hua said solemnly: "This is written by my predecessor of China on Earth. It is really unknown whether it is true or false. If you have any problems, don't blame me. If you really understand this skill and achieve great success, it is also your fate. You must remember that you should not regard this method as others watch it except you. It is because this method is too disturbing yin and yang, and it will harm the harmony of heaven, otherwise it will be punished by heaven."
Jiaotian took the treasure book with both hands, and said in a row, and then saluted Gao Hua solemnly and turned away. He was fluttering in red clothes, spreading his wings and reborn like a phoenix.
Looking at the figure that was leaving, Gao Hua withdrew his gaze and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. If this beautiful moss is entangled, the so-called audition ceremony really doesn't have to continue. As for the ending of the beautiful moss, Gao Hua doesn't know. Everyone has their own opportunity, who can say the determination?
Looking at the participants in the audience again, Gao Hua was already dull and turned to the four gods and Lu Qingfeng and said, "I just made several seniors laugh. I really didn't expect that there was such a bizarre man in this world, but unfortunately I am a man."
Gao Hua thought that several seniors would be angry at his misconduct just now, but after he finished speaking, several respected celebrities looked at him with strange eyes. He suddenly felt nervous, "Oh, these old people don't care about my orientation, what's so great? After wearing it out, how can you still be in the world?"
Just as Gao Hua wanted to make excuses, Ouyang Toad spoke: "Young Master Gao doesn't need to explain. Who didn't have a young age? Compared to your personality orientation, I care more about the treasure book you just took out. There are really ways to reverse Yin and Yang in this world? You Gao Master Gao should know that my nephew... I won't say it. If you really have this method, please give it to me and save my poor nephew."
How could Gao Hua know whether the "Sunflower Book" is really effective? Even Mr. Jin didn't explain it clearly. What can I do? But Ouyang Toad even asked. If he couldn't tell the reason, he would really turn against him. Who knows how the tempers of these old monsters are? If he is humble, he will have no place to cry.
Gao Hua had no choice but to sting his head and answered: "Return to Senior Ouyang's words, this classic was written by Senior Ouyang, and it was the old man Jin I told you to you. As for whether it will work, I really don't know. If Senior Ouyang really wants to view it, I will definitely serve it with both hands."
When the other few people heard Gao Hua say that he could offer gifts to watch the treasure books, they couldn't help but feel aroused. They all heard Gao Hua say that the masters who can write so many deeds in the world can believe that he is not a master in the industry? Today, I am fortunate to be able to view the treasure books he wrote, which is definitely helpful to his own cultivation. Thinking of this, several people also looked at Gao Hua with anticipation.
Gao Hua looked at the hot eyes of the few people and felt a little sad! Today, he pretended to be out of shape, and Ouyang toad was unable to bear it. Now the overlord with a radius of thousands of miles had his own ideas. If he really didn't know what to do, he would never think about it if he wanted to be better. And not to mention whether his so-called master can avenge himself. It is difficult to live until tomorrow's sunshine depends on the current situation.
"Some seniors, please listen to me in detail. According to Mr. Jin, this treasure book was created by a eunuch in the palace. Therefore, the beginning of the exercises says: If you want to practice this exercise, you must first castrate yourself. Let me tell you this way. Eunuch is a special profession in my hometown of China, which is to cut off some of your descendants. So the situation of the exercises they created is self-evident. Several seniors can read them, but please do not try them. You can't bear the consequences."
The four great gods and Lu Qingfeng were immediately silent, "Oh, your earth is so special. Eunuchs can think of this. How much hatred does it have for the male compatriots to come up with such a detrimental move. But seeing is true, hearing is false, it is impossible that this kid is unwilling to share this technique.
Under the gaze of several people, Gao Hua wrote the treasure book again and handed it over to several people to watch. As a veteran in cultivation, he can tell the truth at a glance, and it is indeed learned by special races. After watching, he is very boring. You cat, you have to play your descendants first when practicing martial arts. There is no such exciting game. There is no such a thrilling game. Even if the world is invincible, it is useless. If that thing is played, it will never grow again. This thing is better for yourself. Only Ouyang Toad carefully put it away and put it down. It seems that his nephew is destined to take an unusual path.
Just as everyone was about to change the topic, a little boy wearing Baiyun Villa clothes ran in. Seeing his urgent appearance, he knew something big had happened. Lu Qingfeng saw that the disciples from his village ran over so anxiously, and waved his hand to signal the auditions to be suspended. Everyone also quickly got up and prepared to walk to the lounge behind him. When Gao Hua was hesitating whether to go and take a look, Lu Qingfeng said, "Boy Gao, come together, this disciple is the one who went out to do business with Shuang'er. It seems that this matter should be related to her." After that, he took the lead in walking towards the backyard.
Gao Hua heard that it was related to the female Tyrannosaurus, so he dared not stay any longer, so he hurriedly followed, leaving behind a group of extras from all over the world for no reason.
Chapter completed!