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Chapter 1 He is from Earth

Looking at the unfamiliar environment in front of me, Gao Hua was confused. Where is this? I was just watching meteors. Isn’t it just a wish? Why did you open your eyes and come to this strange place?

And why are these passers-by dressed so weird? I'm right, they are actually in ancient costumes. Hey!! There is a beautiful woman in front of me, wow, it's so beautiful and charming. Is this a crew filming?

Hehe!! Wait for this young master to inquire. "This beauty is going down to Gao Hua, Gao who is admired by the mountains, and Hua hero. Are you filming here? Although I am a little uninformed, this look can still be on the table. I also ask the beautiful sister to recommend it to the crew. I can perform anything, even if I play a corpse, as long as I can show my face."

Beauty.......

Gao Hua: "Sister, I understand. I will give you the money when you check out later."

Beauty.......

Gao Hua: "Sister, I have given you all the money, what else do you want? I am not a good person. Although I am so handsome, I have never touched the girl's hand."

Beauty: "Boy, you are blocking my way. In this Lixuan Continent, you are blocking the way, but you will be beaten. Seeing that you are so weak, I will let you go and stay there."

Gao Hua: "Beauty, I'm just asking you about the crew. When will it block your way? He even said that I was weak and saw my hand? You may not be able to withstand this punch."

Then, there was nothing. Gao Hua was beaten up, and the beautiful and charming beauty threw him to the ground with just a slap, and then punched and kicked him.

When the beauty left, she didn't forget to reply to him: "If I slap you really can't stand it."

Gao Hua cried, crying very sadly. It was the first time since he grew up that he was slapped by a woman to the ground. My strong body, I punched a hundred pounds in the video game city. Is it because the actors recruited by this crew are all thugs, or are they fascinated by beauty and forget to guard against them, and they were attacked by sneak attacks. It must be that, I never attack beauty. My body will lose resistance to beauty, so I have no power to resist. You are a dead gossip, wait until my grandmother goes to the crew to inquire about your origin, and let you have a good look.

Dingdong.....The 380 billion digits were found, with a digit of 5438, and it comes from a remote planetary creature. The name of the human on Earth is "Gao Hua, male, eighteen years old."

Gao Hua: "Come out, who are you? I can't beat a beautiful woman, and I can't teach you a sarcastic guy a lesson."

Ding Dong.... After identification, this person was mentally disordered, empty, and had zero combat power. He needed a gift package for the newcomer to increase his survival chance. Dong... The gift package was sent. The wisdom growth liquid was injected successfully, and the primary practice of cultivation has been injected. What else do you have to do with 5438? This novice assistant is very busy.

Gao Hua: "You are a novice assistant, where are you and where am I?". Dingdong.........5438, this is the Lixuan Continent, which is a place where different species gather from different star worlds to cultivate together, grow together, dominate the world, and become the cradle of masters and masters. Gao Hua: "Lixuan Continent, which galaxy is this? You mean I am no longer on the earth." Dingdong... It seems that the wisdom growth liquid is beginning to take effect, and novices can already think of such a simple question.

Gao Hua: "......".

Dingdong..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Gao Hua: "Brother, you mean that people will die here." Ding Dong... How can you not die if you become a master? Gao Hua: "You can die, and you can do it. That, brother, can you see if you can send me back to Earth? I have a newborn child at home. I want to eat milk. I want to go back to earn money for milk powder." Ding Dong... May 438, please don't use your low-level IQ to talk to me. I have found out everything about you. You are a shameless, lazy, and unemployed vagrant on Earth who is lazy and can eat and wait for death. With your situation, you can get married and have children on Earth, which is lower than your chance of becoming a master.

Gao Hua: "Brother, don't slap people in the face. I am a good young man in socialism with the five talks and four beauties. Don't slander me, I will sue you for slander." May 438, your shameless look is that I have become a new assistant for ten thousand years, and I have seen it reach the pinnacle, no doubt. You have become a master in this realm. If you practice with this mentality, you will definitely achieve twice the result with half the effort and increase your speed by a thousand miles a day. In this way, you can break the rules of this and return to the earth with the attitude of dominating the world. Enjoy that supreme honor and return home in glory.

Gao Hua: "Brother, you said that as long as you dominate the world and become a master, you can go back to the earth." Ding Dong... As the nonsense you asked, I don't want to repeat it again. Gao Hua: "Is this the only one Earthling here?" Yes, you are the only Earthling here. You are too remote. If you hadn't been passing by your galaxy for thousands of years, you would have seen your stupid hat on the top of the mountain, with your eyes closed and whispering. This assistant was on a whim and felt compassion. You would enter here. Don't let this assistant disappoint you.

Gao Hua: "Then can I show off here?" Ding Dong... This is all from cultivators. In the world, as long as you are not afraid of being beaten to death, you can pretend no matter how you die. I don't know what kind of way you die. Gao Hua: "Then how should I become a master master?" It's very simple. As long as you breathe freely here, spend tens of thousands of years, you should be able to barely become a master who is not a master. Gao Hua: "Is a master who is not a master?" Nonsense, you have lived for tens of thousands of years, and it has been longer than I have. If you can live for so long, what is it that you are not a master?

Gao Hua: "Brother, just talk about a quick way to practice. Tens of thousands of years have passed. How can a good young man like me waste his light and shadow? I want to strive for the present, be honest, just strive for the present, defend the country, and have half of the military merits. I have you and I..." May 4th and 38th, I did not misunderstand you. You are really good at tmd, which shocks the past and present; how can such a good young man be struck by lightning? You must continue to maintain this good mentality and live out yourself. I hope that next time I can see you alive with all your hands and feet, and I will definitely give you a big gift package.

Gao Hua: "Brother, since you are so good at it, I will definitely live up to your high hopes and strive to become a master. At that time, I will break the stars and trample on the rules, so that this world will tremble under my feet. I will take you to travel through the stars and patrol the world. Brother, you see, we are so destined to be so destined to be a brother of the opposite sex."

Dingdong...Okay, I'll take your heart, you'll grow up first. When you can break rocks, you'll be a beginner. When you can rush all things, you'll be a master. When you can tear the stars and create things out of thin air, you'll become a master. Now you'll find things first, and anything you find can help you grow. If you see, there's a small town ahead. Go and see if there's anything you need your help, earn some living expenses to fill your stomach and talk about your ambitions. Also, the elder brother wants to tell you that I'll have been traveling through the stars for a long time, otherwise how could you find the weird ones in your idiot. You've made my energy almost explode, so I'm going to vent, so I'll not accompany you. Take care of yourself... I'll be in your life... I'll be there for you.

Gao Hua: "Brother, when will we meet again?" Let's talk about it when you change your mind, you 2b May 438. Gao Hua: "Brother, you..." Humph, it seems that my brother has high expectations for me!

Gao Hua: "I look forward to this beautiful new world...I'm here!!" At this time, a loud shout came from afar, "You're calling me to death!" Then Gao Hua saw something flying, getting closer, getting closer, and getting closer, it turned out to be a pair of shoes full of feet smell. At the same time, outer space, "May 4, 38, I'm going to explode you." Then several unmanned planets turned into powder and disappeared into the universe. Gao Hua: "How could I hear my elder brother calling me?" Then he fainted happily.

I don't know how long it took, Gao Hua felt something hot shaking around his face, and he patted it casually and felt like it was a furry thing. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was a soft thing, and he was steaming and approaching his face again. Gao Hua was shocked: "He monster attacked me." Then he swung his punch, and a dog cried out, and a scream sounded at the same time, a scream...!! The scream was Gao Hua's voice.

Gao Hua yelled while shaking his painful arms: "So it's a dog." "Yes, it's a dog, brother, why did you hit my little flower?" A childish voice came. Gao Hua turned his head and saw that it was a four or five-year-old child. Gao Hua said, "What kind of dog is this? Why is his head so hard?" The child said, "It's not hard, it's not as good as this stone, brother, look." In Gao Hua's surprised gaze, the child's white and tender palm crushed a stone. That's right, it's a stone, not a bread, not an egg.

Gao Hua asked with admiration: "Little brother, how did you do it?" The child: "What's the matter? Brother Niu next door can break a big stone with one punch, that's it." Gao Hua looked in the direction of the child's finger and it was a stone weighing more than one or two hundred kilograms.

In an instant, Gao Hua felt that the sky was no longer blue, the sun was no longer bright, and the world view collapsed. He said that he was a master and a master, and he said that he would dominate the world. The novice assistant, you, the old man, lie to me. I can't even compare to a three or four-year-old child now. I won't play anymore, I want to go home to find my mother.

Child: "Big Brother, why are you crying?" Gao Hua: "You are still young and don't understand the sins of this world. My brother was deceived by something that is not a single thing. My brother was crying because this liar defiles my pure white heart. This little heart hurts. My waist and my lungs. The trick here is too deep. I'd better go back to my countryside to herd cattle." Child: "Brother, I don't understand what you said. Are you hungry? I saw you just now and I'm hungry. For you, this is the cake made by my mother."

Gao Hua took the pancake with a row of teeth marks in a depressed mood. He thought that such an excellent May Fourth youth as a young man, he had actually fallen to be taken care of by children. What kind of evil did I do?

Child: "Big brother, Xiaohua and I are going back. My mother should be looking for me, so we live in that town. If you have time, come to our place to play." Gao Hua: "Thank you for your pancakes. When the big brother makes money, I invite you to eat fried chicken." Child: "What is fried chicken?" Gao Hua... Child: "We're leaving, goodbye..."
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