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38. No matter how funny you can't laugh

Fang Zhou and Han Li left the hut. On the way back, Fang Zhou was ahead, while Han Li was slightly behind.

She looked at Fang Ark's back with a calm expression but a little complicated.

I thought Mr. Fang had not been practicing for a long time and Senior Ling was not here, so I had to protect his safety.

But I didn’t expect that Mr. Fang was so powerful. That’s right. With a master like Senior Ling as a master, how weak would his apprentice be?

Han Li remembered that Fang Ark had shown her skills, strength, speed and skills just now, which had surpassed her.

She couldn't help but recall the common sense questions that Fang Ark asked her that all the novices would understand. It was already so powerful, how could those questions not be possible?

Han Li couldn't figure out whether Fang Ark did it on purpose or really didn't understand it.

She didn't know what she thought of, her face turned slightly dark, and she couldn't help but sigh softly.

But immediately became shocked and quickly looked at Fang Ark. Seeing that he didn't seem to notice, he breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help but pat his face with his hand.

Han Li, what are you thinking? You must be calm and calm as if you learn from Mr. Fang, and you will be calm and unchanged.

Look at how he was calm from beginning to end just now, and it is not worth mentioning to use force to shock a few clowns to jump.

This kind of mind and ability is worth learning from.

Han Li secretly cheered herself up.

At the same time, in front of her, Fang Ark's expression was already twisted with laughter.

You can't laugh, you must maintain your mastery style. No matter how funny you are, you can't laugh.

No, I can't hold it in!

Hahahahahaha!

I'll give myself one hundred points for the pussy I pretended just now!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

No matter how much he smiles, Fang Ark is not completely aimed at pretending.

He deliberately showed his skills to shock others and let them understand that they are not easy to mess with. If they don't do it much, those unscrupulous guys might secretly attack him and get entangled.

Of course, it was mainly because of the four drunkards who were stubborn and Fang Zhou followed suit, otherwise he would not be interested in showing off.

There is a saying that you will die early, and you will be killed when you fly away, which is also a famous saying, and you should always remember it in your heart.

After finally recovering from his emotions, Fang Zhou turned around and said to Han Li: "I'm sorry, you can't even eat dinner."

Han Li shook her head: "It's okay, I still have some dry food to fill my hunger."

After a pause, she said again: "Mr. Fang, I didn't expect you to be so powerful... much better than me."

"Haha, don't praise me, or I will think I'm awesome."

Fang Zhou waved his hand embarrassedly: "The four of them were drunk and their hands and feet were slow, so I succeeded. I really let it go, and the outcome is unknown."

Han Li didn't agree so. The body of the immortal cultivator in the Qi Refining Realm is not so easy to get drunk because of the spiritual energy for years. The four women seemed drunk, and if they really wanted to fight, they would wake up immediately.

Han Li felt that it was not that the four people were slow to do, but that Fang Fang was too fast, which made them unable to react at once, especially the three swords that even Han Li couldn't see clearly.

If Fang Ark had the intention to kill, the four of them were afraid that they would be killed before they could even think about it.

Just as Han Li recalled the scene just now, Fang Ark suddenly sniffed: "It smells so good~~This taste is so familiar."

Han Li came to her senses and smelled it. There was indeed a smell of meat in the air. She immediately realized: "This is the smell of roast chicken."

After saying that, he paused immediately and looked at Fang Ark.

This is Monk Temple, where does roast chicken come from?

The two of them immediately followed the smell and walked around the corner into an elegant courtyard. The door of the courtyard was closed, and the fragrance came from the room.

Fang Ark walked over and pushed it, and the door opened wide. There was a real Zen room inside. In the middle was a table with steaming chicken, duck, fish and meat on it.

The host of Lanruo Temple, Monk Huineng, was sitting behind the table, holding a chicken leg in his hand, and his mouth was full of oil.

She looked up at Fang Zhou and Han Li who were breaking in, opened her mouth slightly widened, and could see a few shredded meat stuffed between her teeth.

Fang Zhou said unhappily: "We ate some meat dishes in front of us that don't have any oil or water, but you hide behind you, big fish and meat. Are you still a monk? Where are the rules and regulations?"

Han Li also had bad eyes and felt that she had lost nearly a hundred taels of silver in the water.

Huineng finally reacted, calmly put down the chicken legs in his hand, folded his hands together, and looked solemn: "Amitabha, the donor misunderstood me. As the host of Lanruo Temple, I must abide by the rules and regulations. These chickens, ducks, fish and meat are actually vegetarian chickens, vegetarian ducks, and vegetarian fish. They are made of tofu by the chef of this temple. I eat these things to practice and to sharpen my desire to eat."

Fang Ark wished he could give Huineng a thumbs up, you monk is really a genius.

"I admire you, and I admire you the master's strict and self-abiding monk."

Fang Zhou walked in and picked up the chicken and duck on the table: "Since they are all vegetarian chickens and ducks, then I'll have no problem eating your two vegetarian dishes, right?"

Huineng was about to speak to stop him, but Fang Ark was already carrying the chicken and duck out of the room, faster than dealing with the four women just now.

Huineng and Han Li both widened their eyes in surprise. What if they had such an operation?

Han Li hurriedly ran out, but in just two seconds, she ran back, picked up the savage fish and elbows on the table, showed Huineng an embarrassing but polite smile, and ran away like flying.

"You two shameless people"

Huineng opened his mouth wide and finally said angrily: "Let me leave some!"

Outside the door, a little monk poked his head out and said in confusion: "Host, are you full?"

Huineng stared at her: "You're a bastard, why don't you go to the kitchen and serve me a few more dishes."

The little monk took the order and left. Huineng sat in the meditation room, thinking that this place was not safe and he would change the place tomorrow so that he would not be discovered again.

Not long after, the little monk ran back, looking panicked.

"Not good, host, the food cooked for you in the kitchen has been stolen."

Huineng's eyes suddenly turned black.

…………

Fang Zhou and Han Li each brought two plates of meat and vegetables to the house and put them on the table to give a sumptuous dinner.

The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

Fang Ark was laughing loudly, while Han Li was smiling reserved, with a little helpless look. She didn't expect that she would follow Fang Ark to do such a shameful thing and actually snatch the dinner hosted.

"Come on, don't be polite, this is what we deserve. It's shameless that the dead bald man even ate alone after receiving the money."

Without chopsticks, Fang Zhou directly pulled out a chicken leg and greeted Han Li.

Han Li didn't expect that Fang Ark would be so rude too.

At this moment, a figure came down outside the door and strode in. Hao Ran was Ling Xiaoyue who had been missing for a long time.

When she saw the dishes on the table, she immediately glared at Fang Ark: "There is something delicious, but you don't call me a master, hiccup~"

After saying that, she burped, and there was still a little oil star left on the corner of her mouth.

Fang Ark wanted to throw the chicken legs on her face: "Where did you steal food?"

Ling Xiaoyue immediately denied: "No, I just went out for a casual walk."

She sat down and reached out to grab her elbow.

Fang Ark hurriedly grabbed the plate back: "Stop, you're still snatched us when you're full?"

Ling Xiaoyue immediately changed hands to catch the roast duck: "I am only eighty-sixth of my teacher, and I can eat it again."

"Eat your mom, get out of here."

Seeing that she could not rob her, Fang Zhou hurriedly stuffed it into his mouth, and did not forget to remind Han Li: "Eat quickly, otherwise you won't even have to chew bones."

Han Li was amazed and laughed at the master and apprentice who snatched the dishes for a few dishes, and she didn't have the style of a master.
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