128. Learning makes people happy
After finally finishing the jokes and jokes, the Calabash kids were almost laughing and dying.
The entire gourd space is filled with a breath of joy.
Only Fang Ark maintains a Sima face throughout the whole process.
He originally thought that the situation where he told a joke and kept laughing, but no one around him laughed was very embarrassing.
I didn’t expect that I would tell a mentally retarded joke, but I didn’t laugh, but the situation where people around me laughed like idiots was also quite embarrassing.
During the whole process, only Xiaoqi laughed out with a snot, which made him feel a little funny.
After the joke was finished, the gourd kids were still a little unsatisfied. Xiaoqi Ziwen seemed to want to beg Fang Ark to say a few more, but in the end she didn't speak.
After all, Ark is the enemy who took her gourd treasure, so you can't forgive it so simply.
After telling jokes and jokes, the last page is the novel serialization.
Fang Ark did not choose those classic martial arts novels or fairy tale novels. This kind of novels are too slow to warm up, and the world is different, so he is not sure whether those novels can attract people.
So Ark decided to take a different approach and serialize some novels that are absolutely popular.
After reading the disciples of Tianjian Sect, they couldn't let go of it.
When Fang Ark was lyricizing novels, the Calabashes listened very seriously. From the beginning of his news and jokes, they were full of dry goods and no nonsense. The Calabashes never thought that simply listening to others would be such an interesting thing.
But as I listened, the expressions of the gourd kids began to be wrong.
Except for the youngest Zi Wen and Lan Shao who didn't understand it very well, everyone from the eldest Hongtang to the fifth Qinglan showed a look of surprise, and even stopped the work at hand.
They didn't expect that the novels oralized by Fang Ark were so explicit and shameless.
That's right, the novel that Ark is preparing to serialize is a novel with color.
It is not the kind of suggestion, but the kind of hard work that will disappear mysteriously immediately after writing it.
No matter which world is in, only the existence of ** is still there, this kind of novel will definitely be popular and safer than any classic.
"Ahem!"
Hongtang suddenly coughed, woke up the sisters and continued the work at hand.
But each of them pricked up their ears and refused to let go of any word that Fang Ark said.
They hid in Lanruo Temple, and at most they had seen the pictures of the erectus or monks of the grass lamps collected by the Chengxing Temple. They had never seen the exciting content carefully selected by Fang Ark.
Soon, they all started to breathe heavily. Cheng Xing, who was recording, lowered her head, restlessly, and occasionally swayed her legs and twisted her waist.
At the same time, their impression of Ark was completely changed.
This guy looks dignified and steady, but he didn't expect that he is actually so mama forkworm.
The trend of male inferiority and female honor is prevalent in humans and the world of immortal cultivation, and monsters are actually quite affected. On the surface, it is the jungle law where the strong are respected, but the strong are all female monsters, and most of the male monsters have to survive under the wings of female monsters.
So listening to the Huang Wen of the Ark, the gourd babies did not feel shy, but instead felt very exciting and excited, and they all felt itchy.
Fang Ark chose a novella, with about two chapters in one page, and after that, he felt dry mouth.
From Hongtang to Qinglan, all their pink cheeks were slightly red, but they all pretended to be serious.
The atmosphere was a bit pink and ambiguous, and Fang Ark pretended not to care. There were opportunities in the future, but now it is not the time to play, so it is still important to do the business.
After the two pages of the news were printed, Fang Zhou and Cheng Xing typed out jokes and novels, and waited for the printed newspapers to dry and then printed the other side.
One man and seven monsters worked in the gourd space for almost three days before printing a thousand copies of the newspaper.
The most waste of time is made here, including clay seals, typesetting and printing, and the rest is just repeated actions.
After all the work was done, Fang Ark stretched and said to the gourd kids who also looked a little tired: "Thank you all for your hard work, I'll give you bonuses at the end of the month."
The gourd kids didn't react much. They couldn't even leave the gourd, so what's the use of asking for a bonus?
But Fang Ark was like a capitalist who desperately squeezed employees. After drawing a cake, he immediately instructed the gourd kids to continue to make a few sets of movable type printing tools according to the previous method to expand the production scale.
Then he left the gourd space with a thousand newspapers.
When Fang Ark left, Chengxing quietly took out a newspaper, which she had hidden secretly just now.
It’s not that I don’t want to hide more copies for other sisters, but that they are illiterate and it’s useless to hide them.
Even so, when the sisters saw Cheng Xing take out the newspaper, they quickly surrounded him.
Xiaoqi and Xiaoliu were pestering Chengxing and asked her to tell those jokes and jokes again.
But Cheng Xing's eyes patrolled between the eldest and the fifth.
The five sisters nodded in one's heart as if they were connected, and then sent Xiaoliu and Xiaoqi away.
"Be good, you two go to play aside, sisters have important things to discuss."
After Xiaoliu and Xiaoqi left, the five sisters formed a group.
Cheng Xing sat in the middle, took a deep breath, then solemnly turned the newspaper to the novel page, and began to read it word by word.
Originally, the sisters did not take Cheng Xing seriously when learning to read and read words, and they would have a headache when they listened to her reading and lyrics, but at this moment, they were like pilgrimage, holding their breath and keeping quiet, for fear of missing a word.
The sound of reading aloud echoes in this gourd space.
If the saint is alive, I would be deeply relieved to see this scene.
As expected, learning makes people happy, and monsters are no exception.
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After leaving the gourd space, the ark tied a thousand newspapers tightly with straw ropes, then cut down some bamboo to make long tables and stools.
It was not until the next day that Fang Ark summoned the Xuanyuan Sword and flew to Yujian Peak with newspapers and tables and chairs.
After two years of familiarity, I came to Yujian Peak for the second time, and finally, the ark did not take a small path, but walked through the main entrance.
There were disciples guarding the main gate, and Fang Ark asked the other party to inform Yuqing.
In just a moment, Yu Qing, who was notified, arrived hurriedly.
After seeing the ark carrying a thousand newspapers, Yu Qinglu showed an incredible expression.
It was only a day that Yu Qing could not imagine how Fang Ark made so many newspapers?
If it weren't for accompanying Fang Zhou to the workshop to buy paper and ink yesterday, Yu Qing even suspected that Fang Zhou would have made the newspaper long ago.
"Fellow Daoist Fang...you really gave me a surprise."
Yuqing said with amazement. She thought that the ark would not have been able to make the newspaper in at least ten days.
"You'll see more surprises."
Fang Zhou smiled and asked again, "Where do you think I should set up a stall? It's better to be an open venue with a large flow of people."
Yu Qing thought for a while and replied: "Go to Chaoyang Palace, many disciples will do morning classes there."
As he said that, Yu Qing picked up a newspaper, which happened to be the page of the novel.
I saw four big words written on it.
Chapter completed!