Chapter 019: Does it hurt to cut the kidney?
It was not until the two robbers were lying on the ground and howled in pain that the pedestrians on the road suddenly came to their senses.
However, most of the speed robbers in 1999 were fierce, and they dared to stab them with a knife if they had disagreements. There are often reports on the news that passers-by did not dare to approach, but just watched from a distance.
Xia Feng was not afraid, but the two robbers on the ground were really creepy. He was worried that he would hurt his spleen. If he had any more, he might not be able to take it.
Anyway, he didn't expect the police station to give him a heroic reward, so he immediately thought of smearing oil to his feet.
"What are you looking at? You haven't called 110/120~" Xia Feng shouted to passers-by, picked up the bag on the ground and ran to the girl who still fell to the ground.
"It doesn't matter, are you?" Xia Feng ran to the girl and asked, then carefully helped her up.
The girl wiped the tears from her face, saying, "Thank you, I'm fine~"
She could see clearly the process of Xia Feng defeating the robber just now. If it weren't for this boy, the ID card, bank card and cash in her bag would have been stolen!
I am really grateful in my heart.
"You're welcome~" Xia Feng said, helping the girl's bicycle that fell to the ground again, and by the way, he stopped the crooked faucet and said, "If it's okay, I'll leave first?"
"Ah~ Then..." The girl thought Xia Feng would stay with her to wait for the police to come, but in desperation, she asked, "What's your name? I'll treat you to dinner when I look back."
Xia Feng waved his hand and smiled, "No, no, no."
After saying that, Xia Feng turned around and walked away casually.
...
Xia Feng almost returned to school with a spring under his feet. If it weren't for the two eggs in his crotch, he would have floated into the sky.
Time backwards can really be superimposed, this...this is so amazing.
The first purpose he thought of was the college entrance examination.
"When the exam is then, I will just copy the students with the best scores in the exam room without having to copy them all. Just copy the multiple-choice questions correctly. It should be enough to go to the second book..." Xia Feng thought excitedly.
When the results come out, I will be scared by the old man and call Liupi.
"Olala Ouliu..." Xia Feng hummed an unknown tune excitedly.
After being excited for a while, he shook his head in his heart, "No, this is not safe. If you understand the multiple-choice questions, you will get the other questions badly. It is really eye-catching. You have to do some filling-in-the-blank questions and answering questions!"
However, in this way, the number of time required to be used is a bit more backwards.
In 1999, the liberal arts and science subjects were implemented, with 32 subjects in the examination, namely, Chinese, mathematics, and English as the required subjects, and the liberal arts and history subjects were added with politics and history; science and engineering subjects were added with science and technology, and the original score was 150 points for each subject.
I took five exams in two and a half days, and I copied each of them twice... I copied three times if I had one or two days, and then I checked them again, and the total was four times, forty or twenty times.
It takes twenty days to recover.
Today is the 22nd, there are still 45 days left before the college entrance examination, and there is enough time.
"Why----"
Just as Xia Feng's mind was constantly twisting, Ma Xiaoguang, who had been listless since he entered the classroom, suddenly sighed a long time ago, and after attracting Xia Feng's attention, he looked desperate and said, "Brother Feng, why do you think girls are so realistic?
When I borrowed a CD machine from me yesterday, they were not like this. They were all gentle and cute.
Today I heard that the CD phone had dropped, and my attitude immediately changed by 180 degrees. I ignored me when I talked to them!”
"Ha ha……"
Xia Feng couldn't help laughing out loud. When he saw Ma Xiaoguang's resentful eyes, he suppressed the laughter and comforted him: "Sometimes the reality of girls is good, sometimes it is not good, it depends on the specific situation.
If it's too realistic and cheesy, you don't even have the chance to see them gentle and cute, right?"
Ma Xiaoguang sighed and said nothing. Obviously, Xia Feng's words did not serve as a comforting effect.
Xia Feng saw it and sneered, "You are still fucking excited! Labor and capital don't want to expose you. Your so-called ruthless reality is just a hatred of your incompetence. Why didn't you say that they were ruthless in reality yesterday?"
Ma Xiaoguang: “…”
"Put your hypocritical self-pity. They are originally coming for the CD machine. Without the CD machine, they are just returning to their original attitude. Where does the ruthless reality come from? Do you really think you are handsome?"
Ma Xiaoguang: “………”
"I tell you, it's a good thing to have a CD. When a girl doesn't want you to be handsome, doesn't want you to be sweet, doesn't want you to be able to speak eloquently, and doesn't even want CD phones, she doesn't want you!"
Ma Xiaoguang: “………Brother Feng, you have changed.”
Xia Feng patted his shoulder and said, "Brother has not changed, he is just mature. I have decided that I want to take the college entrance examination!"
Ma Xiaoguang: “…………”
Xia Feng took the college entrance examination?
If he can get into college, he will go and eat S!
Ma Xiaoguang's emotions come and go faster.
Under Xia Feng's earnest teachings, he quickly saw the essence of the problem. The fundamental reason why girls ignore themselves is that they do not have CD machines, not whether they are realistic.
As long as he has a CD machine, he can enjoy their tenderness and love again.
"How can I own a CD machine?" Ma Xiaoguang began to consider this issue.
It is obviously unrealistic to ask his family. His monthly salary is only about 600 yuan. How could he buy him an expensive CD machine? It is almost the same as giving him five hundred mouths.
It seems that I can only find a way out from Xia Feng.
Xia Feng suddenly became mysterious recently. He ignored the goddess Su Xiaoman who had been chasing for three years and turned around to chase the ugly girl in the next class.
Playing slot machines, I won more than a thousand yuan in one hand, and this record has spread throughout No. 2 Middle School.
What's even more bizarre is that he actually went to the audio-visual store to do business with the boss, and he was stunned for a moment. After only seeing each other twice, he sold the CD machine worth thousands of yuan to him at half price.
I really can't accept this.
There is another suspicious point. Xia Feng should have less than 1,000 yuan in cash, but the price of the two CD machines is 1,200 yuan. Where did he get the money to pay the bill?
During lunch, Ma Xiaoguang couldn't help asking, "Brother Feng, I want a CD machine!"
Xia Feng said with a funny look: "What the hell do you want to tell the labor and capitalists? I'm not your father."
Ma Xiaoguang said pitifully: "My dad won't buy it for me! Brother Feng, I know you have always been the best way. Please help me. As long as you can buy a CD machine for me, I am willing to do whatever you ask me to do!"
"...No wonder someone would cut his kidneys and buy apples in his previous life. The vanity was so scary~" Xia Feng thought to himself and joked: "Are you willing to cut your kidneys?"
Ma Xiaoguang said strangely: "What is kidney cutting?"
Xia Feng laughed and said, "Some people with severe kidney disease need to change their kidneys to continue to survive. Healthy people have two kidneys, and it doesn't matter if they have one. I happen to have a way to help you contact the buyer."
Ma Xiaoguang's breathing became rapid, "It's really... it's really? How much can a kidney be sold?"
"Overall, it's okay to make 3,000 or 2,000 yuan. A kidney as young and healthy as you can probably sell for 5,000 yuan. How about it, should you consider it?"
"So much..." Ma Xiaoguang's face showed a look of intent. 5,000 yuan, can he buy several CDs? Then, those girls will kneel down to sing and conquer?
I deliberately said: "Does it hurt to cut the kidneys?"
Chapter completed!