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Fanwai, cousin, he seems to be a god

It was not possible during the day, and Du Linbiao turned his attention to the night again. He decided to get up in the middle of the night, and while the servants were asleep, he touched Bai Shi's room, dragged the person out of the bed and beat him up.

The child was sleeping too heavily, and Du Linbiao got several alarm clocks back before finally waking up once. He sat up and was stunned for a while before he remembered his great cause of revenge.

Unexpectedly, he closed his mind and rushed to Bai Shi's room with a sneer. He twisted the door handle and clicked, and the door was locked.

“…”

The next day, Du Linbiao grabbed a bodyguard and wanted to learn to pick the lock.

Logically speaking, ordinary bodyguards do not need to be equipped with this kind of skill, but the person he held casually was really good at it, and Du Linbiao learned it very quickly.

Two days later, he came to Baishi's room with sleepy eyes again, took out the hidden tools and pried the lock, and prepared to sneak in and hit someone.

As a result, after entering the house, I suddenly lifted the quilt and the bed was empty.

When children focus on one thing, it is difficult for them to realize other problems. For example, Du Linbiao is focused on picking the lock and does not consider that the movements they make may wake people up.

When he was searching the room with a flashlight and a firewood stick with a hand, a man suddenly rushed over from behind and pressed him to the ground, and the lights in the room were also turned on.

Shiraishi stood behind several bodyguards, looked at Du Linbiao, whose faces were pressed into the carpet, and said in surprise: "I thought the thief."

The bodyguard who rushed into the room also found that he had pressed the wrong person. At first, he saw that the light was very low and thought that the "thief" was squatting, but he didn't expect that he was a naughty child...

Du Linbiao's ninth revenge still ended in failure.

This is not over yet.

The next day, Du Linbiao couldn't help but take a nap because he stayed up late yesterday. He woke up halfway through the way, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he was being rolled into a roll while he was sleeping.

My cousin sat beside his bed, holding a stick in his hand, and shook a familiar "crime" again in Du Linbiao's horror gaze.

"Man is doing it, God is watching. Do you think your evil deeds can escape the eyes of others' wisdom?"

My cousin's faint voice rang out, echoing in the empty room, even more creepy than a ghost.

...

After repeating this several times, Du Linbiao is no longer able to do it.

After all, he was just a young child. In the end, let alone resisting, he had a shadow on his cousin.

When Bai Shi was next to him, Du Linbiao didn't even dare to leave any leftovers.

Because there were two sneak attacks on his cousin, he might not be able to find an excuse to hit him when he was hitting back on his usual counterattack, so he counted all the ingredients in his leftover rice and took out a full set of planting procedures...

Du Linbiao was honest and immediately found that life was getting better. He didn't have to worry about being rolled into a towel when he fell asleep, nor did he have to listen to the preaching of the adults that "brothers should be united but not always bully their younger brother." Even when his cousin was in a good mood, he even told him stories. Those stories were not comparable to picture books and novels.

Children are more forgetful than ordinary people. Many times they sleep and their emotions are reset directly. Du Linbiao, who can hold revenge for several days, is already considered a talent.

After not being beaten for a long time and listening to the story for a while, the memory of being beaten and plotted gradually faded. However, the impression that "the cousin of the plot will be unlucky, and if the cousin is happy, there may be a story to listen to" has been preserved.

Later, Du Linbiao recognized more and went to find some novels, but compared with his cousin's stories, it was boring. After going to elementary school, his thinking ability improved. Du Linbiao began to wonder where his cousin's stories came from.

After going to church with my grandfather once, Du Linbiao felt that his questions were answered.

There, he had a more specific contact with the concept of God. The child had little knowledge. When Du Linbiao heard the word "omniscient and omnipotent", his cousin who had seen through all his conspiracies and tricks appeared in his mind.

But God seems to have a "full goodness" attribute.

Du Linbiao was a little confused and couldn't help but hold his grandfather and whispered, "Can God beat up people who make mistakes?"

"..." Grandpa originally wanted to say that it would not be.

But before he spoke, he remembered something and looked at his eldest grandson thinking.

Grandpa had no faith at all, so he would come to church regularly, and his purpose was more to socialize. So after he had his own conspiracy, he changed his words without any psychological burden: "Yes."

Du Linbiao's pupils were earthquakes: "Then... God, will God become human?"

"Of course." Grandpa said as he said, "God can do everything."

Du Linbiao's eyes were straight.

He lifted God's cake, snatched God's books, smashed God's toys, and God just beat him up a few times...

Thinking of this, my cousin is actually a very tolerant god!
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