Chapter 250 I never tell jokes
That night, Tian Ruyue slept on the brand new bed. When she was in a daze, she found someone standing beside the bed, which scared her to wake up instantly.
He sat up suddenly, rubbed his eyes a few times, and found that the person standing by the bed was Wei Jin in black, and immediately cursed: "Is there a trick in your mind? Isn't you a fool when you don't sleep at night and deliberately stand here to scare me to death, right? Get out!!"
Seeing him standing by the bed, he stood still, and picked up the pillow and smashed it over.
Wei Jin easily avoided it, picked up the pillow and patted the dust and put it back to the bedside.
Tian Ruyue was angry when she saw his actions. The dead liar pretended to be dead in bed during the day and deceived everyone all day, but at night she became lively and came to scare her!
He picked up the pillow and pointed it at him and smashed it over.
Wei Jin did not avoid being hit by the pillow this time. He endured the pain and picked up the pillow again and put it back on the bed.
Tian Ruyue looked at the pillow, glared at him fiercely, and suddenly got up in her clothes, "I was woken up by you, that's right, accompany me out."
Wei Jin was stunned for a moment, "Where are you going to go to the middle of the night?"
"Your brother is about to die and wants to harm others. You accompany me to kill him." Tian Ruyue glanced at him sideways and pointed to the pillow. "Take this with him and cover him to death without anyone knowing it. Everyone will only think that he died of illness."
Wei Jin: "...Although our brothers are in a bad relationship, they are not yet at the point of killing each other." He suffocated himself to death? Please forgive him for not being able to do it.
At night, the darkness in the room was not clear. Tian Ruyue stared at him, "Look at him, he suffered all these years, and he had constant soup and medicine every day, and the food was light. He slept during the day and fell asleep at night. You see, he was lying on the bed and unconscious, and any child could sit and die. If you kill him, you would not be called killing each other, but send him to the Pure Land early, and he would be grateful to you."
Wei Jin: "..."
Seeing that he didn't speak, Tian Ruyue stared at him: "What? Don't want to? Look how good you kill him, you can be dead. From then on, you will live in the sunshine, pretend to recover day by day, and get married and have children to the peak of your life. Do you want to be a mouse in the gutter for the rest of your life?"
Wei Jin looked at her in a complicated mood and asked, "You have no feelings for my brother...?" This little liar is so cruel!
"Yes!" Tian Ruyue replied affirmatively, then made a choking move, "I love him so much that I want to send him to hell immediately. A person who is about to die at any time actually wants to marry a wife and make him happy. Kill him to make a great contribution and accumulate merit for ten thousand years."
Wei Jin: "...You don't want to fight for joy and there is no need to kill anyone."
"If you don't help me, you'll tell me a little bit? Get out!" Tian Ruyue drove him away directly.
Instead of leaving, Wei Jin took the opportunity to grab her hand: "You don't need to kill him, I will move him into the secret room, I will replace him, you will marry me."
Well?!!!Tian Ruyue was shocked by his shamelessness. This operation was 666!
He shook his hand away, "I'm still a child, why are you so t?" In modern times, having sex with a minor, starting in three years, the highest death penalty, let's find out?
Wei Jin looked at her figure almost as tall as his shoulders, and his mouth twitched, and reached out to touch her head gently, "Good kid, can you consider marrying your brother?"
Tian Ruyue: "...Not good!" He reached out and slapped his hand, and quickly ran back to the bed to keep a distance from him, "Stay away from me, I will not get married until I was eighteen years old!" Don't even want to lure her into committing crimes!
Eighteen years old?! Wei Jin's eyes turned black after hearing this, so he asked him to wait for another four years?
He walked up to the bed and sat on the bed without giving up. His upper body leaned towards him, watched her lean back and stretched a distance, grabbed her shoulder and did not allow her to avoid it. "You can get married first. Without your permission, I will never go to the bed."
"Ha! If you can believe the man's words, the sow will climb a tree tomorrow." She will never be deceived!
Wei Jin: "..."
She drooped her eyelids, "You are so unwilling to marry me?" Could it be that she really has no feelings for herself?
Tian Ruyue thought carefully and carefully. Compared to other men she has contacted so far, she must choose someone to marry. Well... she will still choose him.
But she is only fourteen years old now!
Once married, it means having sex, and once having sex, it means she will soon become pregnant. When she thinks that she will be a mother at the age of fifteen or sixteen... feeding her shit and urine to her children is simply the end of the world!
Why can't she think so? She didn't go around while she was young and had to get married and have a child to tie herself to death? Unless her mind was broken!
Not to mention that men in this era can take concubines!
She wouldn't believe his sweet words!
Since we met each other, we have never heard a truth from him. Although... she has also concealed many things from him.
He kicked him away, " Stay away from me, I will never get married so early. Want me to marry you? Unless you tie me up and get married, you will daydream alone!
It’s easy to leave and don’t give it away. Get out quickly and don’t disturb me sleeping. Next time I dare to wake me up in the middle of the night, be careful that I will stab you with a knife. Don’t think I’m joking, I never tell jokes.”
Wei Jin was almost kicked off the bed by her, stood up steadily, and said in a low voice: "You agreed to it yourself." Then tied it up and got married.
Tian Ruyue:??????
He was stunned for a moment and realized that he was about to get angry. Wei Jin suddenly spoke first: "Someone is here!" He quickly took a few steps back, looked up a few times, and jumped onto the beam of the room with his toes.
When Tian Ruyue saw this, she complained in her heart: What kind of gentleman is on the beam? There are only despicable and shameless villains on the beam!
I don’t know who it was at night, so Tian Ruyue quickly lay down and pretended to be asleep, but she could clearly hear the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer.
"Miss Tian, are you... asleep?" The owner of the footsteps suddenly spoke, and it turned out to be Bai Shuang.
Tian Ruyue's heart was immediately put down, sat up and looked at a black shadow and touched it in, and asked, "Why are you not asleep yet?"
"Didn't you sleep?" Bai Shuang touched the bed and finally saw the expression on Tian Ruyue's face and asked back.
"I fell asleep, but I was woken up by a mouse." Tian Ruyue took advantage of Bai Shuang's inattention and looked at the beam above her head.
"Rat?" Bai Shuang took it seriously in confusion, "Where did you find it?" She looked around subconsciously, "In the closet or under the bed? Then I will ask Uncle Ya tomorrow to ask him to apply some poison on the meat and poison it to death at night."
Wei Jin, the rat who was about to be poisoned to death on the roof: "..."
Chapter completed!