Chapter 58 IQ is worrying
The little woman asked me these questions, which made me quite strange. I thought to myself that there was no beautiful girl chasing me. When the little woman saw me not answering for a long time, she sent an angry expression and said: Answer my question quickly.
I smiled and replied to her: It depends on how beautiful the girl is.
The little woman rolled her eyes and said: Do you usually disagree if you are pretty?
I replied to her: I want something very beautiful.
Then the little woman replied to me: What if the girl who pursues you is the school beauty?
I continued to reply to her: It depends on how many girls there are in the school. If there are a hundred or ten girls, the school beauty may not be so beautiful.
The little girl hummed and said: More than 2,000 girls in the school, do you think you are beautiful?
I was stunned and thought about the school beauties selected from the two girls. That is the standard choice. Such a girl must be beautiful, so I replied to her: If this is the case, I will definitely be with her?
The little woman continued to ask me: Why, is it just because she is beautiful?
I replied to her and said: Yes, beautiful people take them out with unique face.
The little woman sent me a few cursing expressions in succession and said: Do you have only face in your mind? There is nothing else?
I asked her other women, and the little woman said: Feelings, are you looking for a girlfriend, don’t you want to find someone who really likes her or loves her?
This little woman has such a lot of questions that I want to laugh, and she said: Tell me who you are?
She snorted and said: You can answer my question first.
I said: Tell me who you are first?
She replied to me: If you answer my question, I will tell you who I am.
Actually, I don’t like people who pretend to be mysterious the most. When she saw that she didn’t even reveal her identity, she deliberately said: OK, then I will answer your question. I want to find a beautiful figure when I look for a girlfriend.
Unexpectedly, when I went back like this, the little woman became angry and made a lot of cursing expressions, and then: Stupid, bastard, get out!
I also replied to her two words: stupid...
I guess the little woman was so angry that she became black, and her avatar turned black. She was so angry that she was so angry that she was in a good mood. She hummed a small song and lay on the big bed full of her cousin's fragrance, and fell asleep in a daze.
The next day, my cousin didn't come back until noon. When I came back, I asked me if my life was not there was a comfortable life? I said it was comfortable, especially comfortable.
My cousin asked me what a pleasant way to do and listen to it.
Of course I didn't dare to tell her about Wu Wu, so I said that I had made hundreds of dollars in money with Goumao to go to the animation city. It was so good. My cousin blinked her beautiful eyes and asked: That's all? Is there anything else?
I felt nervous and said no, what else can I do?
My cousin snorted and said that I seriously suspected that you had secretly slept on my sister's bed! I quickly said no, but my cousin gave me a blank look and said that I don't know what you are thinking about. Every time I leave home, you have to go to my sister's bed to sleep.
I argued that sister, don’t blame me if you don’t have any evidence?
My cousin pointed to her nose and said evidence, right? This is evidence. Every time I come back from going out, I can smell you in my bed. I scolded in my heart. My cousin’s dog nose is really sensitive and he is showing off his strength. He asked her: What does it smell on me?
My cousin hummed: A smell of stench.
I immediately became anxious, raised my arms and smelled the armpits, and said: Sister, don’t talk nonsense, every time I go to your bed, I take a shower.
After hearing what I said, my cousin pointed at me and said: Look, I dare to say that I didn’t go to my bed, so I won’t tell you myself now, right?
It turns out that my cousin dug a condom and was waiting for me to get in, but I was so stupid that I got in. I obviously felt that my IQ was in a hurry in front of my cousin.
My cousin touched my head proudly and said: Xiao Zhangcheng, don’t lie in front of me in the future? I have studied psychology, and the little you hit in your heart is not enough to see in front of me.
When I was going back to school in the afternoon, my cousin asked me if I wanted her to drive me over. I said no, I took the bus by myself. My cousin said okay, just take the bus, and I can see more lifestyles along the way.
Then my cousin gave me living expenses. I thought I had made a lot of money in the animation city yesterday, so I said I didn’t want it. My cousin said I had to give it to you even if I didn’t want it. My dad asked me to give it to you every week, and I would give it to you.
When I was taking the bus to school, I saw a group of young people standing at the school gate, many of whom were dyed with hair and tattoos. I was obviously a gangster in the society. I was not myopic, and I could see a few of them clearly from a distance. Aren’t they the gangsters who fought with us all night with Zhao Lin and the others that day?
When I saw them standing at the door of No. 2 Middle School, I guessed in my heart that they must be dissatisfied and wanted to come and cause trouble for us. The closest to the Internet cafe is No. 2 Middle School, so they came to No. 2 Middle School to squat.
Thinking of this, I quickly called Gou Mao and asked where he was? Gou Mao said he had taken a taxi and was about to arrive. I quickly said, "Don't get off at the school gate, get off early, and then go around the track and field yard and climb over the wall and don't go to the main entrance."
Gou Mao asked me why, and I said I didn’t have time to tell you in detail now. If you don’t want to be beaten, just listen to me.
Later I called Zhao Lin again. Zhao Lin hung up at the beginning and was anxious. She called me twice before answering. I told her everything I saw and asked her if she had arrived at school. Zhao Lin said they had been in the dormitory for a long time.
I guess these gangsters dare not go to the school to look for them. After all, the security department in our school is all in the guards. They are obviously gangsters of society. The security department will not let them in. If they force in, the security department will call the police.
Later, I took a detour to the track and field, climbed over the wall and went in. When I returned to the dormitory, the quilt and pillow on my bed disappeared, so I quickly looked for it. Later, I found it in the squat pit in the public bathroom outside. My quilt and pillow were stepped into the squat pit in the bathroom. It must be a failure. I was angry and rushed up. Who was messing with me one after another?
When they returned to the dormitory, Yang Bo and Gou Mao came. Seeing that my face was not good, they asked me what was wrong. I said that the quilt and pillow were squatting in the pit again. They couldn't help but scold, and said which guy was secretly using a trick.
I said I would check it carefully this week to see who is making trouble.
Chapter completed!