Chapter 76 Inadvertently, I have a lot of descendants
As soon as he jumped into the water, Xiao Shi began to proliferate happily.
Sequential bubbles quickly emerged from its body. These bubbles did not float to the water surface and burst, but expanded rapidly like water-absorbing sponges, turning into new slimes. The only half-full of clear water in the bathtub was quickly absorbed by them, leaving only transparent proliferation bodies next to each other.
"Dad, please praise me! I've saved your life and mom!"
As soon as he could speak, Xiao Shi's voice rang loudly in Su Wen's mind.
"Yeah, so well-behaved."
Su Wen said perfunctorily, and picked up a proliferative body from the bathtub and pinched it. He found that the hand felt particularly good, as if he was pinching a balloon filled with water.
Then, Su Wen poured some water into the washbasin in the bathroom and threw the proliferative body in.
Because it is not the original body, although this happy proliferating body slime looks exactly the same as Xiao Shi, it is nothing more than an irregularly shaped soft water ball, but it has no proliferation ability of the original body. It just floats around in the washbasin, very leisurely.
"Dad, are you going to do something strange about Xiao Shi's proliferative body?"
Just then, Xiao Shi suddenly asked.
There was a hint of shyness in his tone.
"It's just an experiment, you can feel it." Su Wen didn't care about this, but just answered casually, then grabbed the bathing supplies on the bathroom stand, first threw a soap into the water containing the proliferation body, and then poured down half a bottle of shower lotion that emitted a pungent fragrance in the bottle. After doing this, a large amount of white things suddenly appeared in the clear and transparent water. Su Wen stirred them evenly with the toothbrush handle next to it, and the water in the entire washbasin became fragrant.
But what followed was the violent convulsions of the proliferator.
"Ahhhhhh! Dad! You idiot! Bastard! What are you doing! You're going to die and die! Save my poor proliferation body quickly, the bad guy who has revenge for his kindness!"
Accompanied by Xiao Shi's terrified cry, the proliferating body slime tossed and turned in the water as if poisoned. The faint energy emitted even slapped a few small splashes of water. It was not until it finally twitched a few times and was completely motionless that Su Wen took it up, washed it clean with clean water, and threw it back into the wide bathtub.
"Idiot Dad! Has it!"
Xiao Shi cursed again, with a few more crying words in his words.
Su Wen was dissatisfied: "Oh, you are still cute."
As he said that, he grabbed the remaining half bottle of bath fluid and prepared to pour it into the bathtub.
Suddenly, the slimes in the entire wooden basin boiled, as if a pot of boiling water had been boiled for a long time were full of vitality. What followed was Xiao Shi's more and more frightened begging for mercy: "No, Dad! It's not possible here, don't get them in. This kind of dirty thing is sticky and white, it's really too unpalatable!"
Only then did Su Wen put the bottle containing the shower gel back to its original place, and squatted down to squeeze out a kind smile to Xiao Shi who was full of pools.
"Go away, you are a turbulent dad!"
"It's time, don't you want to confess?" Although Su Wen was smiling, there was a bit of dangerous aura in his tone. "Don't think that I will be soft-hearted when calling me dad a few times. Even if you call me grandpa, you're still a slime after all. Come on, tell me, how did you predict the monster that even the magician can't even find? "
"Hmph! This is Slime's secret!"
"very good."
He is even more arrogant.
Su Wen put a cup of soapy water in the washbasin and decisively poured the turbid liquid that smelled inside into the bathtub. After a scream broke out in his mind, the slimes immediately pushed and dispersed around, two of them were even squeezed out of the large bathtub and fluttered on the wet floor.
"Help, murder your daughter!"
"You scream, even if you scream, there will be no one... Hey, Liticia, what are you doing here?"
Feeling the unusual movement behind him, Su Wen suddenly turned around, but found the half-elf girl standing by the door, looking at him with expressionless expression. And Liticia's expressionless expression is too familiar with it. It is obviously a scene where she was caught and was caught. Thinking about it carefully, Xiao Shi's voice sounded directly from her mind, but she spoke out, so in Liticia's eyes, she seemed to be talking to herself.
"Master, are you talking to your pet?"
Liticia asked back.
But before Su Wen could answer, Xiao Shi shouted in his mind: "Mom will definitely preside over justice for me, you ungrateful perverted idiot dad! Humph!"
"You're right. This is a kind communication between the owner and the pet." Su Wen nodded and said to Liticia. He poured the remaining half of the bath solution into the wooden basin amid Xiao Shi's successful laughter, and then listened carefully to the fluttering and screaming that followed, "I'm helping this Slime bath, how happy you see it."
"Then please stop talking to yourself when doing this kind of thing, as it will disturb others."
Liticia probably understood Su Wen's hopelessness and did not stop Su Wen's strange behavior. She just said it lightly and then left the bathroom. The proliferative body in the wooden basin began to disappear quickly, and Xiao Shi's scolding became less and less. In the end, only an extremely listless Slime was left spitting soap bubbles.
Su Wen thought it was almost done, so he poured out the water in the basin, replaced it with clear water, and threw Xiao Shi in.
"You can tell me what you know now, right? I think you should already know my attitude. If you don't cooperate, the next thing I have to do is to rush you into the sewer. At worst, I can just change the devil."
In order not to let Liticia hear it, he deliberately lowered his voice.
"Cough...bastard...dad...you..."
"The first question is, how many memories do you still have during your lifetime? You have 10 seconds to answer, and you will bear the consequences of not answering overtime."
"Big, most of it!"
"Very good, the second question, what are your abilities?"
"proliferation……"
“What else?”
"It's gone!"
"Did you see that toilet? It's waving to you?"
"Really... it's really gone! Dad! Xiao Shi only knows how to proliferate, wuwu, idiot dad, I'm just a poor slime, you can actually make such a cruel heart...wuwu!"
The crying was extremely desolate, as if it had suffered all the grievances from the world, but Su Wen was certainly not moved. He just grabbed a proliferative body and placed it on the toilet.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Shi's reaction was extremely violent.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dad quickly bring me back. This is the real body!"
"Hey, such a coincidence?"
Su Wen was stunned for a moment, but he did not throw Xiao Shi's body back, but instead placed it lower than the water surface of the toilet. The toilet in this small hotel had obviously been used for a long time. Although there was no obvious dirt inside, the outlet was still aged stains. Therefore, if you lie up and smell it carefully, the smell inside would not be wonderful. Xiao Shi was hung by Su Wen less than 20 cm above the black and yellow outlet, and his whole body was trembling.
"Dad, I'm wrong! Dad, please spare me! I will never dare to do it again... Woo woo woo woo woo!"
Xiao Shi finally begged for mercy, and his sad voice buzzed in Su Wen's mind. When Su Wen saw that she had no idea of continuing to resist, she threw it back into the basin.
In fact, he had already shown mercy. Anyway, the proliferative body was not worth it. If he hadn't caught the body by chance, the slimes might have flushed into the toilet several times.
Su Wen asked with a smile: "Come on, answer again, what are your abilities?"
"It's really only proliferation, Dad! How could Xiao Shi lie to you? You can sense whether Xiao Shi is lying!"
"Well, is that true..."
Su Wen pondered for a moment, remembering that when the Slime screamed, he did feel the fear and grief. So, since Xiao Shi was the devil who signed a contract with him, even if he knew nothing about the content of the contract, this master-slave contract should not allow the passive party to violate it. If he lies, he should not have no feelings - even the contract between humans and alien slaves is completely inclined to unequal treaties on human terms.
"Then why do you, like you, appear in the Undead Legion?"
Su Wen asked immediately.
Although due to energy limitations, the Undead creatures sent by the King of the Undead were not strong in that plane during that plane due to the energy limitations, they were also some minor combat-capable soldiers. Such slimes, which only proliferate and harmless, could not be transmitted by wasted energy unless they had extraordinary abilities.
It is precisely for this reason that Su Wen had previously concluded that Xiao Shi had concealed something.
"I... I'm not useless, I'm very delicious! No, it should be that my proliferative bodies are very delicious. Although the taste is similar, I'll eat them after eating them!"
“Huh?!”
Su Wen was shocked and had never seen anyone praise him like this.
“That is, your function is to become food?”
"Yes...yes, I am a slime parasitic on the large undead ghoul. The function is to constantly provide proliferation bodies for the host, and then those proliferation bodies will be eaten as snacks." Xiao Shi seemed ashamed of this identity, and hesitated when he spoke, "Dad, Dad! The undead plane is eaten and eaten at all times, only predators and predators, so even I could easily discover the ability of the big bug last night. I can only say that the vigilance of the biological vigil here is really bad."
"I see."
Su Wen nodded with a plain expression. Sure enough, Donald had no good intentions to throw this slime to him. Although for beginners, the choice of the demon is not very important, anyway, you can change it after reaching the advanced level, but even if that's the case, give him a demon whose specialty is food...
In short, Su Wen silently recorded this account.
"Dad! Your expression is so terrible..." Su Wen's reaction made Xiao Shi's crying louder and harder, "Are you planning to abandon Xiao Shi with ruthlessness? Anyway, I am a useless devil who can only become a food."
"This is not the case. I haven't forgotten that epic mission, although it no longer exists."
"What...what's the mission?"
"It's nothing, why don't we discuss how to eat your proliferator."
"Woooo... no, no! Xiao Shi no longer wants to live that kind of life anymore. The proliferative bodies are Xiao Shi's babies. Dad, do you want to eat your granddaughters?"
Chapter completed!