Chapter 1 You are likely to be the victim of a fake system
"I said, there is no need for you to stare at me like this. I am really doing good things this time!"
Facing the murderous ruling knights in front of him, Su Wen explained with a wry smile. At his feet, five long-awaited knots were lying in a row. They were all scattered and rat-eyed, obviously not good people. Around these knots, scattered cargo boxes and piles of garbage can be seen everywhere, and the mottled blood on the ground also proved how intense the conflict that broke out not long ago was.
"As you can see, this group of evil kobolds actually planned to transport high-burning candles to the city and create panic. As a good citizen, how could I sit still and watch... cough... cough!" Su Wen was halfway through, suddenly covered his chest and coughed violently. The light red blood foam kept oozing out from the corners of his mouth. Obviously, he was not unscathed in the previous battle. "Cough cough... Although I was also a little injured, it didn't matter, because this is the honorable responsibility that a citizen of Trides City should shoulder. I think if any of you were present just now, he would definitely make the same choice as me!"
However, no matter how righteous he was, the group of fully armed judges knights were still staring at him coldly, and the sword of judgment at his waist was ready to go, as if he was not moved by his heroic deeds at all. Even from the eyes exposed behind their helmets, Su Wen could see the undisguised disgust, probably the expression of seeing a piece of shit on the road.
Finally, in a nearly solidified atmosphere, the leader of the Judgment Knight spoke with a sneer.
"It's very good, but if you don't have upside down panties on your head and don't wear panties on your body as a suspender jacket when you say these words, I believe it will be more convincing."
The voice of the judge knight was extremely crisp. Although she couldn't see her figure and appearance clearly through the thick armor, she obviously couldn't be a man. When she talked about it, she obviously had gritted her teeth.
"So, why don't you die soon?"
"There is a reason for this! Please listen to my explanation..."
Su Wen argued weakly, and at the same time, a mechanical and empty voice sounded in his mind.
"Ding! The daily mission ‘Smashing the conspiracy of the terrorists in the East Town District of Trides as Superman’ has been achieved. All high-explosive candles have been investigated before detonation. The completion rate reaches 100%, and you will receive a full reward. Congratulations to the host for receiving 100 redemption points of the daily mission reward, and the host will permanently increase 1 point of mental refrain. Please continue to work hard tomorrow."
"...Why are there only a little bit of a bastard!"
Hearing the sound in his mind, Su Wen suddenly gritted his teeth, and the blue veins on his forehead jumped significantly. The sudden change made the judges' knights instantly raise their highest vigilance, and they pulled out the sword of judgment that shone with silver light in their hands, especially the female judges' knight closest to Su Wen. Her armor was covered with a faint fighting spirit, as if she could rush up to fight desperately at any time.
"Well, I'm not talking about you, please don't misunderstand!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Su Wen quickly raised his hands high, and at the same time, some blood foam was spewing out of his mouth at the right time, indicating that he had no combat power at all.
But Su Wen soon discovered sadly that no matter how sincere his tone was, his words were not heard at all. Seeing that the female judges in the head had begun to slowly approach him, the light on the sword of judgment in his hand became brighter and brighter, he quickly pulled off the women's underwear that was upside down on his head, making himself look less like a distorted person.
"Wait, you can't arrest me. I did not violate the citizenship law this time! These dog-headed talents should be the targets of attention! Hey..."
She ignored Su Wen's shouting at all. The female judge knight put the sword on his neck very efficiently, making him no longer dare to speak. Then, she waved her hand to the colleague behind her without looking back: "Listen to my orders, take all these kowtowels down for strict interrogation, it is best to find out something. As for this extremely disgusting thing, take it to the judge hall first - I've had enough, I'm going to close it for a month this time!"
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"...Because you were charged with two charges: "influencing the city appearance in public" and "obstructing the ruling of the knight's law enforcement" respectively. Considering that the crime is not serious, I sentence you to 15 days in accordance with the law, fined 10 gold coins, and paying an additional 30 gold coins to be released in advance. Are you dissatisfied with this, Su Wen?"
"I can understand the crime of affecting the city appearance, but what is the case with the crime of 'obstructing the ruling of the knight'? I just beat the kowtows with ill-thinking plots."
"Oh..." The old man in the robe sitting on the high platform shook his head, "Su Wen, this is the seventh time we have met this month. It's rare that you did something good once, but do you know that this group of kobold men have been closely monitored to attract the mastermind behind the scenes. As a result, today I was disturbed by you, and all the arrangements of Garystein and the others in the past few days were ruined. If it weren't for the law that was not allowed to take action, I wouldn't even feel strange if they cut you down."
Su Wen opened his mouth. He thought the system had finally changed and gave him a daily task that could make him stand up. As a result, not only did the task requirements change as usual, but the task itself was doing bad things with good intentions... It's really damn. Today's Judgment Knight's Lord Garystein was completely merciless in his actions, and the murderous intent in his eyes could not be faked. If he was tossed by the task system like this, he might really lose his life one day!
"Su Wen, can you obey the judgment?"
Looking at the frequent visitor in the dock, the white-haired judge shook his head and asked again.
"Abide, but please lock me up alone. This is my only request!" Su Wen said quickly. Just kidding, if you are locked up with criminals of unknown origin, you may have a chance to trigger the most troubled side mission.
"I can't decide this."
The judge waved his hand, and two law enforcement officers took Su Wen down...
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Su Wen really hates doing tasks, really.
As a time traveler and a standard version of the time traveler with its own mission and redemption system, Su Wen would not doubt the fact that he had absolutely no protagonist template. Moreover, compared with those Long Aotian who have made great achievements and proud of the world with the Golden Finger System, Su Wen feels that his mission system is born to trap the host. In addition to being able to actually exchange some items that are useless, this is simply a system that does more harm than good!
The task system is divided into three categories: daily tasks, side tasks and main tasks. The daily tasks have refreshed Su Wen's shame countless times. At the same time, in just half a year, he has brought him the honorary title of "the biggest pervert in Trides City". Daily tasks are not difficult, but there are many types, such as: "I only wear women's underwear to help five old ladies cross the road on the main road of the city", "I gently wipe off the snot of 10 naughty children with a handkerchief and then apply them to their hair", "Standing in the middle of the street, washing my hair with the yellow beer from Trides City's specialty" and so on... Of course, this is just a few examples, and the more unlimited ones have been filtered out by Su Wen. If it weren't for the system's 10 thousand redemption points, he wouldn't even touch a task!
Wait, why are you owed?
Good question, this is why Su Wen is sure that he has no protagonist template: Not long after the time travel, Su Wen was extremely confident after receiving the "novice gift package" given by the system. He planned to take a magnificent journey to Long Aotian in this world where magic and fighting spirit are prevalent, and then... Then the next day after the time travel, he was stabbed several times by a robber in the wilderness ridge and died.
But if he died so simply, Su Wen would not appear in Trides City and became a well-known pervert. On that rainy night, before he was about to die due to excessive blood loss, the exchange system suddenly released a large gift package of Resurrection Coin, with a price of 12,450 exchange points, and specifically stated that it is possible to use credit, but if it cannot be paid off within a year, the resurrection coin effect will be recovered. In other words, please continue to die.
So, the time traveler Su Wen was resurrected and began the road to repaying debts to the system.
After discovering that all the daily tasks were crazy, Su Wen once placed his hopes on side tasks triggered from time to time, but his hope quickly turned into despair: if the daily tasks only require pinching their noses and closing their eyes, then the seemingly simple side tasks may be dozens of times more tricky than daily tasks. Side tasks usually start with an inconspicuous clue, then follow the clues and find a hidden force, and finally develop into sect struggles or exploration of ancient ruins. It is not impossible to let Su Wen, who is currently a little stronger in physique than ordinary people, do these tasks, just give him a knife.
Not only that, giving up the side mission requires double reward points compensation. This setting quickly gave Su Wen the idea of running halfway through the opportunity. Now, the side mission has long become synonymous with the plague god for him. As long as he sees the side mission appear, he will definitely give it up in the first ring. Even if the price of losing dozens or hundreds of redemption points is worth it. Otherwise, once he enters the pit, he will start with thousands of points when he wants to get out of the pit.
As for the main mission?
Su Wen has been in this world for almost half a year, and it is empty from beginning to end. According to the system's nature of never liking nonsense, Su Wen asked for it more than ten times but got no answer, so he had to ignore it.
And the reason why he said so much is that Su Wen just wants to explain that he really did not deliberately want to become "the biggest pervert in Trides City"! Everything he did was forced by the system at the cost of his life! If he could not pay off the remaining 8,000 debts within half a year, Su Wen would have to enjoy the treatment of death again - that feeling of despair and powerlessness. As long as he tried it once, Su Wen would never want to recall it again...
Pushing open the familiar door of the detention room, Su Wen immediately found that he was not the only one here. There were three figures in the cell less than 20 square meters. They were leaning on the prison bed and sucking mist, and thick white smoke filled every corner of the cell. However, when Su Wen saw the appearance of the three people through the smoke, the big stone in his heart fell to the ground: the three people in front of him were actually Su Wen's old acquaintances. According to his understanding of them, they should not carry any strange clues. In other words, it seems that the scam side mission will not be triggered this time.
"Oh, this is not Trides's shame. Su Wen, the famous magician apprentice, is Su Wen. It's really early to go home today!" While Su Wen saw the three of them clearly, the three ragged strong men had already noticed Su Wen. They greeted him in surprise and enthusiasm. The man in the lead also threw a Trides cigarette to him. Ten copper plates and a large bag of inferior cigarettes.
These three strong men are not ordinary strong men. They have extremely strong muscles, and their strong biceps almost burst their sleeves, but their heads are not humans, but strange appearances between humans and wolves. In the glorious continent, the scientific name of this creature is half-werewolf, which is said to be descendants of werewolf and humans. Half-werewolf has a physique that is generally much stronger than humans, but in a city like Trides, where humans are respected, they can only be considered inferior residents.
Su Wen took the match thrown with the cigarette and placed it on his own, allowing the choking smell of tobacco from another world to fill his nose. Suddenly, he had the urge to sneeze hard.
"Let me guess, are you running naked again?" The half-werewolf who threw Su Wen cigarette patted the iron bed beneath her, making room for Su Wen, "No, no, if it were you, I would definitely not use the uncreative way of running naked. Haha, no matter what, I can't wait to see the angry expression of Garystein."
Su Wen coughed, wondering if he was choked by the smoke.
"I'm innocent!"
He stared at the half werewolf beside him dissatisfiedly and argued.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha, this is the funniest joke I have heard this month, hahahahaha..." The three and half werewolf laughed out loud together, especially the largest one beside Su Wen, who was so laughed that he lay on the bed and rolled, causing the not-so-sturdy iron bed to make a crunch that was overwhelmed. "If Su Wen is innocent, all the prisoners in Trides Prison should be acquitted!"
"Well, let's not talk about this..." Su Wen knew how pale and powerless his defense was, so he had to take the initiative to talk about it. "I'm still the same, but James, why are you arrested again? When I went out two months ago, didn't you tell me that you were going to the next town of Saran to develop your business? After all, you have figured out how many maggots were buried in the cemetery of Trides, and there is really no oil."
Yes, Su Wen could guess even with his toes: their profession is despicable, shameless and vulgar gravediggers who specialize in digging out coffins to steal treasures buried with them. Of course, because these three thieves have not had the courage to dig out large tombs of the nobles so far, and have never committed any major cases. They are usually just thieves, so they would sit in the detention room and talk nonsense with Su Wen instead of staying in the death cell and being tortured.
Hearing Su Wen's question, a cold light flashed in the eyes of the half-werewolf James, who was led.
"We did a lot of money, but unfortunately we fell through a lot of secrets. Fortunately, they didn't find it and were only detained for 30 days."
Su Wen's eyes also had an inconspicuous light.
He hesitated for a moment, but decided not to tell James the fact that there was a wiretap magic in this cell.
"Speak up?"
He lowered his voice and asked James.
James snorted coldly, glanced at the eavesdropping device in the dark corner of the cell with his eyes, and then chuckled at Su Wen and said, "Do you really want to hear it? If you know this secret, I don't guarantee that you can walk out of the cell safely in a while."
Then, the man and wolf forced their thrust to meet each other and smiled knowingly.
And at this moment, amid a harmonious laughter, Su Wen suddenly opened his eyes wide, and showed an uncontrollable look of fear, because—
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the legendary side mission: the first ring of the 'Secret in the Tomb': The clue appears. Mission introduction: Have you noticed the soil on the collar of the half-werewolf James? It reveals a faint breath of death, as if he had just crawled out of the tomb. This must be strange..."
Sure enough, I’m afraid of anything I’m going to do!
'Your sister, I obviously didn't see anything! His old job is to rob the tomb. Is this normal thing? Even if it's weird, it's my business!'
Ignoring Su Wen's roar, the system's voice was still slow: "...Now, follow this clue and you may find unexpected surprises. There may be shocking conspiracy and huge rewards behind it. Mission reward: 100 redemption points; Mission period: 10 days. If the task is not completed within this period, 5 times will be deducted, that is, 500 redemption points."
Su Wen immediately knew that not only did he work in vain for half a day today, but also had to spend more than half of the rewards for yesterday's daily missions, so he had to yell at the system with bad luck: "I chose to give up on the mission, give up quickly!"
"Abandoning the task requires deduction of 2 times, that is, 200 redemption points. Are you sure?"
‘Certainly…wait!’
Su Wen was so painful that he was about to cancel the task, but suddenly he thought of something.
Chapter completed!