Chapter 76 You go to tease her (2)
Yi Cangsheng pointed at Ye Saihua and smiled at Zhuge Feng and said, "Did you see, the good woman is there? I guarantee that she will not resist as soon as she comes up. Just be careful with her. This is a rare kindness for her.
Zhuge Feng was so angry that he opened his mouth wide and said angrily: "Didn't I say, don't mention the name of this bear in front of me, it makes people feel upset. You even asked me to tease him, and you are a good woman. You have breastfeeding in your mind. It's too late for me to hide from her. Did you not even see Xiaohong in front of her?"
He touched his head, looking like he was about to faint.
Yi Cangsheng was a little disappointed with this slow-responsive junior brother. He leaned into his ear and whispered: "Why are you not enlightened? I know you don't like her, she doesn't like you, that's just right! You tease her in front of her... If she can't hold back, she will be eliminated when she moves; if she doesn't move, you will also enjoy a happy life."
Zhuge Feng suddenly realized and clapped his hands: "Yes, it's such a good idea, hahaha."
He beat Yi Cangsheng's shoulder hard: "No wonder people say, 'You are not kind-hearted, you are really bad."
Yi Cangsheng was beaten by his punch, and his bones were almost dissipated. He sat on the ground, grinning and screaming in pain, and he felt even more angry. What does it mean to be a novice person who is not good-hearted? This is an unethical idea that your baby brother came up with.
Zhuge Feng rolled up his sleeves: "Okay, in order to drive away this hateful shrew, I will sacrifice my lust and seduce her once. Alas, this is probably the most unwilling teasing in history." After that, he jumped off the stage.
Yi Cangsheng couldn't smile bitterly, sacrifice his appearance? Please, is it good to know a little about yourself? Where is your appearance hidden? Why have I never discovered it? Zhuge Chen seemed to see through his thoughts and came over and said, "I also think he has no appearance."
When Zhuge Feng came to Ye Saihua with confidence, he specially selected a place where Ye Saihua turned his head and stopped, and then coughed loudly and signaled: I'm here. Who knew that Ye Saihua's deaf slaughtered the pig and didn't hear him humming at all, and did not give him any reaction.
Zhuge Feng thought to himself, although he was rough, his mind was quite delicate. He shook his head, how could I admire the enemy? He swung around her for a few times, and looked her up and down with an extremely lewd and vulgar look at her, as if he was admiring a prostitute. Unexpectedly, Ye Saihua remained still, as if she hadn't seen it.
Zhuge Feng turned his eyes and sighed loudly: "Oh, Ye Saihua, you are so beautiful. The words "thick eyebrows, big eyes, tiger back and bear waist" have been interpreted by you. Good guy, this little arm is thicker than my senior brother's thighs. I'll stay away from you. If you accidentally lie down, you won't smash me. Hey, Ye Saihua, you'll reply, great beauty!"
After saying the words "Great Beauty", Zhuge Feng hurriedly squatted down with his stomach and muttered seriously: "Oh, no, it's so disgusting. Even I can't stand it myself." He looked up at Ye Saihua. Ye Saihua looked straight ahead and shot a small flame of anger, but his body was still motionless, obviously restraining.
Zhuge Feng saw that it was OK. This ugly girl was really unambiguous. What should I do? I can't really let myself slander her, it's not cheap. I'm afraid no one has ever taken the initiative to slander her in this life. Besides, if it's true, my lunch wouldn't be in vain. Maybe I'd have to be reimbursed even if I feel disgusted.
Humph, you look ugly, no, I'll give you a stripper dance and you are disgusting. I don't know if you can get rid of it. He just sneered and pulled his shirt apart, revealing his strong upper body, and his bronze skin shone in the sun.
Gao Chu and Yan Mingyu didn't know what was going on. They were shocked when they saw this scene. What's wrong? Zhuge Feng looked so beastly. What did he want to do? He didn't want to give Ye Saihua to that in public...
Oh, even if he hasn't tried the taste of a woman for so many years, he doesn't have to be so tasteless, right? If he really put Ye Saihua on the King of Kings, would he go up and persuade him to open it or would he shout cheering him?
He was thinking about it when he saw Zhuge Feng twisting his waist and swaying his hips and dancing in front of Ye Saihua. Hey, that dance is so beautiful. From a distance, it looks like a hairless male bear twitching his head in front of the other hairless female bear and courting him.
Gao Duo exclaimed: "Who said that our third junior brother has no talent or skills? This erotic dance is good."
Ye Saihua didn't react yet. Many people around her couldn't stand it anymore and burst out laughing. The minion immediately ran up to ask him to step down after seeing it. Those people stared at Zhuge Feng with their eyes unfairly, seeing that if it weren't for Zhuge Feng's appearance, they immediately rushed up and bit him a few times to relieve their hatred.
Zhuge Feng twisted his waist and hips and was sweating all over. When he saw Ye Saihua still looked immune, he was a little discouraged. He thought that he couldn't just give up. It seemed that dancing was not strong enough...Okay, then I would dance and sing with all kinds of voices and colors, which was shocked in all directions.
Ye Saihua didn't move on the surface, but her heart was already churning. She kept cursing, "You black guy, you're worse than a bald wolf." She's really troubled by his mother's plague and has been causing trouble endlessly. What's going on? Why isn't anyone care about it?"
I understand, it's really waiting to see my joke. Then let's see, Han Xin can still endure the humiliation under his crotch. What's your stripper counting? I'll endure it first, and we'll calculate the general account at that time.
She made up her mind to grit her teeth and persevere. Zhuge Feng hit his chest with both fists and let out a long "Oh" roar, and he was about to sing.
Zhuge Chen learned the inside story and covered his ears first. Then he saw Zhuge Feng grinning and shouting: "In front of me, there is an ugly girl who looks even colder than me, like a big bad wolf..." The hoarse and extremely harsh voice resounded in the sky with a trembling voice like a howling ghost.
I heard the sound of the high place trembled all over, and I almost vomited what I had just eaten again. Several people in the crowd suddenly hugged their heads and cried: "It's so unpleasant, please stop singing! I abstain from the right, I admit defeat..." After saying that, many people ran away crying and shouting, not even the travel expenses, and they hated their parents for having less legs.
Soon, one after another, there were sounds of falling down, and dozens of people fainted on the ground one after another, rolling in pain: "My God, help me!"
Yan Mingyu was trembling all over when he heard this. When he saw the height, he was pounding his head against the ground with his head. When he saw Ye Saihua's sudden appearance was unexpectedly unheard, he couldn't help it. He stepped forward and kicked Zhuge Feng over to the ground with a bang: "Stop singing, sing it again and will kill someone."
Zhuge Feng turned over and sat up. When he saw that most of the people around him were so tilted that they were dizzy that they didn't know the east, south, west and north. Ye Saihua was still as stable as a mountain like a tumbler. Her legs became weak and she sat down again: "Oh, I've used all my tricks, but I still haven't done it. Ye Saihua is really a talent."
Yi Cangsheng was shaking all over, and before the disgust had passed, he stood up shakingly.
Alas, it seems that he will not be able to do it. Now he has to use the pure feelings of the "girl" despicable. He is about to end up in person, but Dugu Wu staggers out in a pale face, and shouts in anger: "What are you messing around? Who is dead, crying like that?"
Yi Cangsheng had an awkward expression: "Master, there is no dead person. Zhuge Feng just sang a song."
Dugu Wu widened her eyes and said, "I'm still lying to me? I've lived so old, can't I even tell you whether I'm singing or crying?" He looked at the stands. There were not many survivors. After counting, there were still twenty-three people and said, "The selection ends here. All the rest are admitted and I will officially get to become a disciple tomorrow."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Saihua jumped up first. Just like nothing happened, she grabbed Zhuge Feng's collar and cursed: "Okay, you black guy, you know how to mess with your aunt. You are such a pig."
Zhuge Feng was even more angry than her. He had been in vain after a long struggle. He gave him a stripper for free. The frustration in his heart was very strong. He grabbed Ye Saihua's clothes: "You are a pig, how could a person with a little humanity be so indifferent."
"You are a pig!" Ye Saihua loudly said.
"You are a pig!" Zhuge Feng's voice was louder than hers.
Gao Duo hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded the fight: "Stop arguing, stop arguing, whoever allows you two to reveal your identities to each other, stand aside for me."
Chapter completed!