Chapter 43: Crushed Stones in the Chest
Seeing that the crowd around him had not yet retreated, I thought I could not miss it, so I took out a big gong that I had stolen from somewhere. I opened my throat and started shouting: "My fellow villagers, look at you, all kind-hearted, prosperous, rich and powerful, you can tell at a glance that you can do great things and create great things and be generous..." The crowd around was already quite fond of what they had done just now, and at this moment, I couldn't help laughing after hearing what he said.
In the crowd, a beggar with a long knot in the beggar covered his butt bitten by a dog and said blankly: "Why do I hear his words so familiar? Oh, isn't this my line?" Some kind-hearted people were afraid that Jiang Hualong would return and worried about them, but when they saw that they were also a large number of people and were performing their skills in the world at this time, it means that they were also capable people, so they were also watching the fun with confidence.
He pretended to behave and walked around, bowing around: "You said that 'rely relying on parents at home and friends at home'. Today we, ah, one, two, three... six, seven, ah, we 'Feng Chen Seven Heroes' are in a precious place, and we are also destined to be with you." Yan Mingyu muttered: "The 7 Heroes of Feng Chen have all come out. This guy really listens too much to the storytelling on weekdays." Yi Cangsheng said: "At least, it is better than the words 'Jade Face Feng Qiao Jun'. Alas, the word 'Fare' is really vulgar."
They talked about it here, and the Gaodi continued to please him: "Although we have always been noble and chivalrous, we are the first to help the danger and the needy, we never leave a name for our good deeds, let alone give us no return, so we may not be familiar with us, so we often rely on our own abilities to make a living."
Hey, what he explained is reasonable. The people respect such heroes and knights who are coming and going, and the crowds around them clapped and applauded. Gao Duo was a little proud: "You all asked, what are your special skills? Hi, I should open your eyes today. Our unique skills are big stones on the chest! That person, you may disdain and think we are too vulgar. I can tell you, our big stones are different from other families, why are they different? Zhuge Chen, put on the big hammer."
Zhuge Chen hugged a huge hammer and showed it all over, which shocked the audience. What a big hammer! He took out a smooth egg-sized pebbles from his arms from the high place: "Bang, this is the big stone we want to break!" The onlookers were really stunned. Such a big hammer hit such a small stone, can the people below bear it? In real time, this time I met Yi Ren and opened my eyes. A burst of exclamations and admiration attracted people from the streets and alleys, and the inner three layers were surrounded by water.
Seeing the success of the momentum at the height, I felt proud and wondered: If so many people can't resist the corpse, it would be considered a heroic death. He knocked the gong and then said, "Everyone has seen it. We performed real kung fu, never before and no one has come. Who has ever practiced hard qigong? Why don't you run away? That father-in-law, try it? Why no one has tried it? It seems that everyone knows it is real real kung fu. Let's start the performance below. Everyone, please give it a few, no matter how much, it depends on your heart. You can watch it more and not more. If you don't have a good time, please leave it for the next time and then give it to me."
After saying the scene, he lay bravely on the ground, put the small stone on his chest, and greeted Zhuge Feng: "You go and take the hammer over, and you will smash it later. I know you have been dissatisfied with me, so I will give you a chance." Zhuge Feng agreed readily and went to pick up the big hammer in Zhuge Chen's hand.
The onlookers raised their hearts to their throats and looked at them without blinking. At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew, and the hammer in Zhuge Chen's hand happened to be handed out, and he suddenly lost his hand. Zhuge Feng was afraid of hitting his feet, so he hurriedly took a few steps back, but saw that the big hammer not only did not fall to the ground, but instead floated strangely with the wind.
Everyone was stunned. What's going on? But when Zhuge Chen's little face turned red in an instant, he jumped up and took a big hammer, cursed in his mouth, "Damn the wind, give me a big paper hammer!" The onlookers were stunned when they heard his words, and then understood, and couldn't help but get angry. It turned out that they were a group of liars in the world.
Lying on the ground at a high place, he was stunned when he saw this. He quickly woke up. Seeing that the situation was not right around him, he shouted, "Lying down!" After that, he lay on the ground first, protecting his head with both hands. The other six heroes of Fengchen hurriedly learned to protect themselves. As soon as everyone squatted down, all kinds of debris hit them like raindrops, such as vegetable leaves, brooms, saliva, egg shells... They came in a row, and it was smashed for a long time before the crowd left cursing.
Zhuge Feng picked a string of candied haws from his hair and said, "Hey, I threw them over before I finished eating, it's really a waste." Everyone got up in a mess, looked at each other, and couldn't help laughing. After laughing, they all turned their heads and stared at the culprit Zhuge Chen. Zhuge Chen smiled awkwardly.
Zhuge Feng said: "It is impossible to implement family law today." Zhuge Chen felt so angry that he heard that his elder brother wanted to implement family law, and immediately became soft. He pointed to Shifang: "He is not my business, he instigated him." Shifang lowered his head: "I think if it was a real hammer, I would be afraid that it would hurt the master, so I made my own decision..."
Gao Ke took out a piece of iron plate from his arms: "You said in advance. If I had known it was a paper hammer, I would not have hidden such a large piece of iron plate, but it would have been sank to death." Everyone recalled it and was very happy again.
Yan Mingyu looked around and suddenly bent her knees to pick up something, and said, "Wow, I picked up a penny." Yi Cangsheng said, "I finally gained something. It turns out that they have thrown all the things they can lose. Everyone, look for it and see if there is any."
Chapter completed!