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Chapter 39 Shy in front of people

High places looked at everyone pointing over: "Six people, six mouths, eat, stay in a hotel, dress, and run away, all need money. This is really difficult."

The little monk in Shifang said, "Actually, eating is not a big problem. The little monk can go to beg for alms. But will the six portions of beg for alms be misunderstood by others as a bucket?" Zhuge Feng was inspired and said with a relaxed expression: " Staying in a hotel is not a great thing. The sky should be quilted and the earth should be used as a bed. Where can the children in the world not be able to make their homes?"

Gao Dunda said: "The sky is the quilt, the ground is the bed... Will so many people share the same bed and sleep with them, will it be too lewd?"

Yan Mingyu's face turned red and she spat, "Bah, what are you pretending to in your mind all day?" Zhuge Chen smiled and said, "I think it's all poop." Yan Mingyu burst out laughing. Gao Duo glared at her unhappyly: "You are so smiling, why don't you go and sell laughter to make up for your life?" Yan Mingyu turned her back and said, "Why don't you die?"

Gao Cu was bored, so he turned his head and looked at Shifang: "Advisor, you have such a good figure, why don't you sell yourself?" Shifang was stunned: "Although you are my master, I still have a word to give to you, 'Your grandpa'." Gao Cu said embarrassedly: "Menagers actually spoke dirty words, I curse you that you will never become a Buddha in this life."

He looked around boredly, and his eyes fixed on Zhuge Feng: "Big belly man, how did you solve the problem of eating in the past?" Zhuge Feng replied: "Of course, it's just a few wild game in the mountains and forests. Do you remember snatching one of our brothers' fallen geese?"

Gaodu coughed: "Will you eat raw after eating wild game?" Zhuge Feng said: "Tsk, we are not savages, why eat raw?" Gaodu smiled: "How much better are you than savages when eating more than a dozen bowls of rice? When God saw that people were thirsty, he created water, saw that the world was dark, so he created fire, and saw that there was no anger in the world, so he created you, and God lost the bucket of his rice." Everyone recalled it, and they all laughed happily, and the temporary difficulties were thrown behind their heads.

Everyone had enough food and drinks, and the waiter came to add tea. Gaodu pulled him over and asked, "Waiter, will you invite an old man in your store?"

The waiter didn't understand for a moment, looked at him blankly, and Gaodu explained: "I mean, you hire a chef and a friend in the store, but you don't know whether to invite the old man. That is, some food, some live, and some money are used, but you don't have to work. I have six old men here..."

The waiter sneered: "I have never heard of any places where such a man is invited, otherwise I would have gone there. What's the point? This man? I heard you just talk. Do you have no money to pay for this meal?"

Gao Chu said, "It's better to make friends just for a meal? I'm very sincere. You'll know by looking at my sincere eyes." The waiter's face changed, and he changed from his previous respect to contempt: "I'm sorry, it's not that easy to eat a king meal." He turned around and shouted, and a few big men came over the back door of the store, staring at them in a daze, and just waited for an order to greet him.

Gao Cuo sighed, thinking that the chariot and boat shops were really snobbish. He pretended to fumble in his arms, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he sighed, "There is no way out, and fortunately there is this." When everyone saw that he actually took out a silver hairpin from his arms, which was the hidden weapon that the snake lady hit him when she was visiting Liehuo Villa.

He raised the silver hairpin and asked the waiter: "Shopkeeper, do you think this silver hairpin is worth some silver?" The waiter took over and saw that the silver hairpin was well-crafted, with pure texture, and looked happy. But he said, "The old hairpin is worth at most twenty taels of silver." Gao Cuo was overjoyed: "Then it's worth twenty taels." The waiter said, "You wait and go straight to the counter. Seeing that the matter was solved, the big men snorted coldly and left with a majestic voice.

Gao Chu said, "In the future, I will keep a hidden weapon that will be thrown at me, even a stone, and maybe it will come in handy." Everyone was both funny and angry. After a moment, the waiter came back and handed Gao Chu seven taels and seven cents of silver: "Except for the money for wine and food, the rest are here. You can count it and collect it."

Gao Ju smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't expect that I owed the snake lady a favor." Yan Mingyu said quietly, "The snake lady has a bit of ambiguous intention to the young master. Do you think about it? "Young Master pretended to think about it and said, "Oh, forget it, it's almost the same age as my mother. Besides, her younger brother would make people feel so frustrated." Shifang said, "Young Master is really a broken bridge. Without the two of them, how can the young master get good things in Liehuo Villa?" Gao Ju's eyes were confused: "It seems that it may not be a good thing now."

The three of them were like defeated roosters, leaving the restaurant dejectedly. Yi Cangsheng couldn't help but sigh: "Life encounters are uncertain, the world is changing, people's hearts are not old, but it's so true, alas--" Gao Zu kicked over: "It's really hard for you, it's so sour at the moment."

Yan Mingyu said, "What are we going now? Where can we go?" Shifang said, "Xiao Chongshan can't go. He suddenly rushed to the door, like a fleeing man. I wonder what the old hero Dugu would think?" Zhuge Chen said, "In our current situation, it's just right to join the Beggars' Sect."

Yan Mingyu said: "Stop being self-deprecating. You have to make an idea to survive. A few taels of silver will be spent soon. Isn't it a way to eat up the whole country?"

Yi Cangsheng said: "You all know how to do kung fu, why don't you go to the street market to perform some things that are broken into big stones on your chest?" Gao Cuo bowed to him: "It's rare that Brother Yi is so anxious and can't volunteer. We'll come and cry out for help."

Yi Cangsheng's face was pale: "Young Master, don't joke. I can't do big stones on my chest, but I can barely be able to do big stones on my chest. The heavy responsibility of performing arts on the street must fall on the heroes."
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