Chapter 188 You are still not a man
"Qing... Qing Luan, the swimsuit you are wearing." Song Yun said in a trembling voice. "Why did you choose such a swimsuit?"
Damn, are Xiao Qing and Qing Luan crazy? One of them is willing to wear a bikini, and even those two cherry red spots can be seen if you look closely. Qing Luan's outfit is OK, it is just a straightforward and unrestrained person, which is simply a socialist nature. Even a girl with small breasts goes out to swim, probably wearing more clothes than hers? Who are you wearing so little to save fabric for?
"Ah? Isn't it good-looking?" Qingluan said innocently with her eyes staring, and stood up as she said. As soon as she straightened her waist, she heard a snap. The ribbon behind her upper body was broken, and the whole world was silent. Song Yun opened his mouth and stared at the scene of the welfare in front of her. It turned out that Qingluan was even more informative than she had imagined.
Qingluan screamed and covered her upper body and shouted, "Don't look, turn your head over to me."
Song Yun rushed out of Qingluan's room, pulled out two pieces of paper from the living room and stuffed them into his nostrils. Damn, the scene just now was so exciting. I hope Qingluan won't blame him for this, otherwise he would have spent the next few days in the hospital.
"Come in." Qingluan called in a low voice. Song Yun slowly reached into the crack of the door. After finding that Qingluan had no sign of killing someone to silence him, he dared to open the door open. The door was pushed open, but Song Yun only dared to stand at the door and not enter. If Qingluan suddenly got angry, he could run out even if he wanted to run.
"Come in, why are you standing at the door?" Qingluan said coquettishly, with a little blushing on her face.
Song Yun swallowed his saliva and took a slight step towards the front.
"Close the door." Qingluan ordered again. Seeing that things were no longer good, Song Yun closed the door decisively and started begging for mercy with a bang. "Sister Qingluan, no, aunt Qingluan, I really didn't see what happened just now. You have to believe in my integrity. I said I didn't see it, but I really didn't see it."
"Did you see it?" Qingluan looked at Song Yun next to her with a gloomy face and said.
"I didn't see it." Song Yun shouted.
"You just saw it." Qingluan said with a tantrum. "You just saw it, but you still don't admit it. Song Yun, you are still a man."
People are all suspected of whether this is a man. Can Song Yun bear it? He can't bear it, so Song Yun suddenly stood up and raised his head and said proudly, "I just didn't see it."
No doubts about his mother, let’s save his life first. No matter how honest the person is, he is not as affordable as a bad life. Look at what the morals in history ends up? Shang Yang was cracked by Qin Jun’s car, Wei Zheng was whipped after his death, and even the morally honest emperor was forced to death on the coal mountain.
Therefore, people with good looks and shame will never end up having a good end. Those who live freely and freely throughout their lives, such as Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian.
Bah, bah, you are a complete person, how can those eunuchs compare? Saying so much is to tell yourself in your heart that when you stand in front of Qingluan, you must throw away all the so-called face and dignity. If you still have a little bit of this kind of thing, you will be hit by Qingluan and want to hang yourself.
Qingluan was also very depressed. She had originally worn this shy swimsuit, but she thought Song Yun could praise her for a few words, but she didn't expect that if something happened, you would have an accident, and if something happened, it would be an accident. Anyway, my sisters probably might not be surprised in this life, but you still pretended to be confused here for me?
I couldn't bear it anymore. Qingluan slapped Song Yun on the back, and tears shone in her eyes and said aggrievedly, "Song Yun, I really didn't expect you to be such a person. After reading it, I still didn't admit it. Isn't this kind of behavior different from those who lifted their pants and refused to recognize people? Ah, you said, why did I get involved with you? I've really been in trouble for eight lifetimes, no, it's for sixteen lifetimes."
Song Yun was really not as confused as Qingluan's little woman's posture. What's wrong with this? Usually, I don't play like this in the courtyard. I don't admit it if I did something wrong, and then Qingluan slapped it twice. What's wrong today? Grandma Qiong Yao is on her body? Or is it that great immortal possessed her?
"This... Qingluan, why don't I be wrong? I admit that I saw it, but I'm still afraid that you will hit me, so I said such words. Don't be angry, wipe the tears in the corners of my eyes." Song Yun carefully wiped away the tears left by Qingluan's eyes. Alas, this silly girl was really hurt when she was wronged.
But the following scene completely subverted Song Yun's perception. Qing Luan pulled Song Yun's hand that reached out, pulled it forward and threw it onto the bed. Her long legs were pinned on Song Yun's head, and she clutched her right hand and broke it backwards. This was simply a hundred times more powerful than the martial arts of the Eight Gate Golden Lock. At least Song Yun can't move now, and he can't even move a finger.
"Hmph, I want to be kind after taking advantage of me? I don't take my body seriously, right? Song Yun, I tell you, you must tell me a little bit, or you won't think of leaving tonight." Qing Luan stretched Song Yun's right hand hard as she spoke.
"Auntie, I was wrong. I knew I was wrong. I will definitely change my past mistakes and become a new person in the future. I swear to be a good young man with ideals, morality and integrity. How about you, the adults, have a lot of forgiveness for me this time? I will never complain about anything in the future." Song Yun cried. "I promise that there will be no next time. I swear in the name of my master."
"Isn't that all?" Qingluan said dissatisfied. "You've seen me naked. Don't you plan to be responsible? Or do you have no plans for this at all?"
"Yes, yes, I will definitely be responsible for you. Qingluan, I will definitely be responsible for you. You have to believe me." Song Yun was so painful that tears were almost coming out. This was so frustrating. I originally thought Qingluan was really sad, but I didn't expect that they were all acting skills. If you, a martial artist, are you, what kind of actors, would you?
"This is almost the same." Qingluan let go of Song Yun and clapped his hands with satisfaction and said. "You can go to Shishi's room, don't let others wait for a long time."
"I'll say the last sentence, who did you learn your acting skills?" Song Yun said gritting his teeth. Whoever taught such a silly girl to be such a shrewd person would use her own advantages to deceive people. When Song Yun knew about it, he would definitely twist that person's head off as a ball.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!