Chapter 1 The Ninth Good Man
The narrow and long Naihe Bridge spans the Forgetful River and leads to the depths of the illusory clouds. The ghosts who are not covered with dust sobbed and drank a bowl of Mengpo soup and embarked on an unpredictable future path.
Deep in the clouds, there is an invisible suction. Once the ghost stepped onto the bridge, there is no possibility of turning back. He can only float forward, just like a moth that is blowing into fire.
At this moment, a very arrogant voice shouted: "I complain! I must complain!"
With the sound, a very handsome young man walked over from the opposite side of Naihe Bridge. His hair was waxed, looking neat and shiny. He was wearing a white suit with many sequins, and he looked like a singer who had just walked off the stage.
"Bang!" A bowl of Mengpo soup with a strong fragrance fell to the ground. The wrinkles piled like gullies on Mengpo's face seemed deeper. She murmured and sighed: "It's the ninth time, the ninth time, this disaster is back."
The singer-like ghost followed by a pair of cow heads and horse faces. The cow head's eyes widened to the limit of the cow's eyes, but the horse face was stretched longer than the donkey's face, just because Zheng Shaopeng, who was designated as a household that refused to communicate, was back again.
His nine deaths and eight reincarnations started when he fell on the cable car to Nancang Mountain. Because he held a three-year-old girl before falling down and accumulated good fortune, his life increased by three years. However, the unlucky pair of bull-headed and horse-faced rushed back to attend the wedding banquet for the City God's daughter, and before he fell down the mountain stream, he hooked his soul.
When they woke up from drunkenness and found that the wrong person was detained, Zheng Shaopeng's body in the world had been cremated. In order to escape responsibility, they had to bribe judge Cui and send him back to the world, asking him to borrow the body to return the sun, and use up all these three years of life.
Unexpectedly, he came back eight times in a year, none of which were more than two months old. Speaking of which, Judge Cui was quite good to him. He sent him to a Wenzhou rich man who had just been drowned in his first life. The rich man opened four clothing companies with a family capital of 300 million yuan. He is 68 years old this year, but his wife is only 28 years old. Three beautiful lovers are even younger, and the youngest is only 18 years old. Is it worthy of him?
The problem is that the rich man did not drown in the river or in the sea, but drowned in the bathtub. He was drowned by his charming and beautiful wife while taking a bath.
Zheng Shaopeng, who was floating in the air and waiting to possess himself, was frightened, so he could not enjoy such a blessing after he was pushed into the body of the newly drowned billionaire by the cow head and horse face.
He spent two weeks learning about the operation and situation of the entire company, then handed over a third of his property to the rich man's wife and his abandoned two sons, and the rest were donated with all his might.
A month later, he clearly saw that he was dead but came back to life. He looked at her with a strange look all day long, which scared her tormenting her beautiful wife, and kept stabbing him with a fruit knife. When the bullhead and horse face rushed over after hearing the news, he felt that it was a bit disgusting for him to attach the body with a thousand holes to resurrect him, so he had to take him back to the underworld.
Of course, Zheng Shaopeng would not say that he thought that the old guy had already had softened the hard part, but the soft part was all hard, so he deliberately sought death. So the judge racked his brains and sent him to a deputy mayor who had just died of illness.
The deputy mayor is only 48 years old and is considered to be strong in the R&F. He lives in a high-end ward with tubes all over his body. The traffic jams when he was hospitalized have become deserted since the attending doctor told the organization that he was about to hold a memorial service for him.
Zheng Shaopeng never thought of being such a big official. He really wanted to do something, but he really couldn't stand having a woman who was about to catch up with his mother's age as his wife.
So he stayed in the hospital for a sick life and refused to go home. When he found out that the deputy mayor was actually one of a group of corrupt people, he breathed a sigh of relief.
He collected a lot of evidence and sent it to the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection. So when he was organizing the strict investigation and punishment of the case, he gloriously and voluntarily killed by his original accomplices.
No one is perfect, Zheng Shaopeng can only sigh so much, why are there no handsome young man in the world who is young, handsome, handsome, handsome, and elegant?
Well, it’s not that there is no, but that young people who meet these conditions are very good and have a good time to eat. They still have to wait if they want to possess themselves.
It was finally possible that he possessed a handsome, handsome and famous Hong Kong and Taiwan singer for the eighth time, which fulfilled his wish. It should be enough to live well for the past two years.
Unexpectedly, he would not have come back to death. Not to mention the poor judge Cui, even the bull-headed and horse-faced face was about to go crazy.
Zheng Shaopeng breathed a sigh of relief. When he happily possessed the famous singer who had just passed away due to illness, he was frightened to find that the beautiful young man who made countless girls crazy was actually a homosexual, and he was the kind who played Number Zero.
The two burly young men who danced for him often harassed him, and the resentful eyes of him when he refused to approach him made his scalp explode. I am a seven-foot man with such a broken flower and a bad willow body. It is a small matter to starve to death, and a big matter to lose his morals!
Zheng Shaopeng thought sadly and angry, so when the company arranged for him to participate in a disaster relief performance in the mainland, the famous star who had just recovered from the serious illness fell off the stage and hit the back of his head on a stone the size of a popcorn, so a wisp of fragrant soul came straight to the underworld with resentment.
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It was quiet in the Netherworld Hall, and half a person-high document was piled on the dark and deep Eight Immortals table, but there was no one from Judicial Cui. The cow head and horse face looked around in surprise and walked towards the Eight Immortals table.
On the antique Eight Immortals table is a monitor similar to the computer in the world. Half of the body is exposed under the table, and it seems that someone is hiding under the table.
The cowhead ghost messenger walked up and shouted carefully: "Mr. Judge, what are you doing under the table?"
Judge Cui crawled out from under the table. He was wearing a red ancient official robe and two gauntlets like peach leaves on the black gauze hat. He looked a bit like a seventh-rank magistrate on the stage. His eight-character eyebrows, small eyes, and a wrinkled face seemed to be like a bun, which looked more funny.
When the old man saw that it was them, he sighed with a frown: "Oh! It's not this 'too plague-scam' system. Since using it, the work efficiency of the underworld has improved, but it has to be reinstalled for a few months. Now I can skillfully operate every installation step with my eyes closed.
What's worse is that the system is really dead, fake death, and automatically restarts, and there are constant problems. I heard that there are many ghosts in the Hall of Reincarnation where Judge Zhang Hong used system loopholes to travel through time and space to ancient times to be stallions. These people say that people go to a high place, and they did not do anything bad in their previous lives. Why are they rushing to enter the animal realm? It's so hard to be a stallion. I can't figure it out, it's really hard."
The cowhead ghost grinned, wanted to laugh and held back: "Forget it, the old man is old and I don't know what the stallion is so understandable, so I can't tell him this." So I changed the subject and asked: "What's the problem with the system? Do you want the little god to help you repair it?"
Judge Cui shook his head and said, "This time I'm not a big problem. After starting up, the hard disk light flashed for half an hour before I allowed me to operate it. I was so anxious that I could just knock myself to sleep."
Ma Mian muttered, "Our Diting domestic operating system is pretty good. Why did you ask a foreign city god to design it? I heard that His Majesty Yan and His Majesty Yan Jun Lucifer of the West are negotiating and asking them to send the designer Biergaiwa to upgrade the operating system as soon as possible."
Judge Cui shook his head and said, "There is no way. I heard that the City God went to the world for vacation. His name was not on the book of life and death. No one could find him before the holiday was over. Now he had to stand up like this. By the way, have you applied for a vacation? Why are you here to do?"
Niu Tou laughed dryly and said, "Sir, that guy who doesn't want to live is back again. He has only been a year after three years of life, and he has returned nine times. You have to think of a way. If you walk a lot, you will meet Yan Luo. If you are a man of Yan, it will be miserable."
After hearing this, M. Cui thrust his face and quickly lay in front of the computer and knocked it around. Then he opened his eyes wide and stared at the screen without saying anything. The horse face couldn't help but feel nervous, and quickly brought his donkey face over and said, "What's wrong, what's going on?"
Judge Cui said: "There is no situation. My computer should be reinstalled again. The system is too garbage. This is the Running Death Processor, which runs very slowly!"
After hearing this, Niuta touched the horns and didn't say anything.
After waiting for a while, Judge Cui's face suddenly changed and became pale. If he hadn't been wearing the red official robe, the cow head and horse face would have thought he was a ghost prisoner who escaped from the prison. If he had a soul-detained search, he would have to send him back.
Niu Tou said unconsciously: "What's wrong, sir, is it because the system is too much garbage to run to death?"
Judge Cui shivered all over and pointed to the screen and said tragically: "It's over, it's broken. Now it's really broken. Alas! If I had known this, it would be better to report to Yan Jun directly, saying that you were illegally doing things and were wrongly attracted. I made mistakes again and again in order to help you block this leak. This is so miserable!"
The horse face sniffed and said angrily: "What's so miserable? Isn't it just running back eight times a year? At worst, I can run back sixteen times in the remaining two years. I'll take the initiative to see who can rely on whom."
Judge Cui said with a sad face: "No, no, no, look, the time you were wrongly detained, he had died nine times in a row, and he died of good deeds every time, so that's why." Judge Cui took a long breath and gritted his teeth and said, "He is now a good man of nine generations."
"Nine generations of good people? What does that mean?" Niu Tou asked in confusion. The judge's words were too profound and really confused.
Judge Cui trembled and said, "If he is sent back to his throne now and dies because of doing good deeds, then he will be a good man of ten generations and will break out of the cycle of life and death."
Niu Tou said in confusion: "A good man of ten generations has jumped from the cycle of life and death? What does it mean?"
Judge Cui slapped his thigh and said, "That means he has become a Buddha."
The bullhead and horse face opened their mouths all the time and said in disbelief: "No, right? How can it be so easy to become a Buddha?"
Judicial Master Cui smiled bitterly and said, "Sometimes, it is possible to become a Buddha. Guanyin Bodhisattva is the day when the Buddha preaches and saves all his disciples to become Buddhas. The Bodhisattva said, "If all sentient beings are saved, they will not become Buddhas!" As a result, she missed the opportunity. Although her supernatural powers are still above all the Buddhas, she cannot be called a Buddha."
After hearing this, Mancang'er couldn't help but clasp his hands and said, "The Bodhisattva is kind-hearted, no wonder people call him great compassion. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva said, "Hell is not empty, and I will not become a Buddha!", just like Guanyin Bodhisattva, although he has not become a Buddha, in my heart, he is a true Buddha."
Judicial Cui sighed: "Even great compassion cannot save you and me today's difficulties, just because the world is getting worse and the human heart is not as good as ever. The Buddha made a great vow in Lingshan three hundred years ago that if a mortal can persist in doing good deeds in ten lifetimes, he will become a Buddha immediately. If he is allowed to die for the last time, he will become a Buddha. The Buddha has great supernatural powers and will definitely be able to see through the secrets. Will he miss the trap then?"
The bullhead and horse face were stunned and said in a daze: "What should I do? This damn rogue guy, we can't bear to let him fall into pieces. We kindly destined to take his soul in advance. How could we know that the Life and Death Book was suddenly changed? What should we do?"
Suddenly, Niuta turned his eyes suspiciously and said, "No, sir, when he asked him to borrow a corpse to return the sun, in order to make up for the three years of life, we bribed Meng Po and didn't let him drink soup. Speaking of which, no matter how many times he died, it should be considered a lifetime, how did it become a ninth lifetime?"
Judge Cui sighed: "System loophole".
The bull head and horse face were stunned for a while before he said in a grief: "I hate Bilgeiva!"
Judge Cui was wandering around the hall. After a while, he suddenly frowned. He looked around with a thief, waved his hand and called the cowhead and horse face in front of him, twisting the rat's beard and smiled in a silence: "Cough cough, since the computer loophole in Judge Zhang's Hall of Reincarnation can make ghosts travel through time and space, I have come up with a solution. If I find a way to arrange for him to borrow a corpse to return to the sun in ancient times, hehe."
Niuto blinked and said strangely: "So what? What if that bastard built a bridge or a road, and accidentally knocked on a small stone and died again, isn't it a promise of ten generations of good people?"
"Hehehe" Judicial Officer Cui tried hard to let out a sinister smile: "The Buddha made the ambition that a good person in his ten generations could become a Buddha three hundred years ago. If someone was reincarnated until three hundred years ago, even if he died a hundred times, he would not be included in the condition for becoming a Buddha in his ten generations, hahahaha."
Chapter completed!