Chapter 438 The secret of toilet paper

Seeing the two princesses leaving the room, Yang Ling quickly turned over and jumped off the bed. Some rice porridge was already stained with his pants. He pulled open his pants and saw that the little brother shrank like a silkworm pupae. The inner side of his thighs was red. It hurts when he touched it gently, and blisters were slightly hot.

Yang Ling sighed, but fortunately it was not a big deal. He hurriedly inserted the door, took off his clothes, changed his robe quickly, and then hurried to the "Huxiantang". When he arrived at the place, he saw that the living room was empty, and there were some tea cups on the table. Two maids were cleaning up. Yang Ling hurriedly asked, "Why are you the only one here, the emperor?"

The two maids quickly said, "I have seen the Duke of the Kingdom, and the Emperor and the Heavenly Master have already left the mansion, saying that they want to compete with the Yao King's men."

When Yang Ling heard this, he quickly turned around and ran out the door again. The inner side of his thighs was rubbed with a little pain, and he didn't care. Yang Ling rushed out of the mansion and saw a large Tai Chi diagram on the flat ground on the ground. Two teams stood opposite each other, flags flicking from all directions, and the imperial officers and soldiers were crowded with darkness, surrounding the place was filled with water.

The middle space is divided into the Tai Chi diagram, with hundreds of people standing on the left and right. On the left, there are all large inner guards wearing bright yellow battle robes, each with bright armor and shiny swords and guns. On the right, I think of the Yao team. They are wrapped in headscarves, wearing short cloth clothes with green pipa and belts. Except for a few people wearing long swords with narrow edges, most of them hold simple spears. I think iron tools are also extremely luxurious items for them.

Emperor Zhengde stood in front of the guards wearing a light arrow sleeve and a sword in his hand. A man stood up opposite him, leading the entire team. The man was big. Although it was winter after all, the man was wearing only a vest on his upper body, and his body was covered in black and thick.

The man had a few feathers on his hat wrapped in cloth scarf, and he held a nine-ring machete in his hand. Although he was as fierce as a man, the man looked a little uneasy. He didn't look at Zhengde opposite him, but he looked around and stood neatly, but he was so dense that he was a team of officers and soldiers standing like a forest. He thought that this person was the Yao King begging for food.

Yang Ling looked at the temperament of both sides, not like leading troops to fight. Instead, it was like two gangsters summoning brothers to chop up the frame, and it was a little funny. The two bubbles on his legs were so uncomfortable. When he arrived at the field, he saw that the two sides had not started fighting. When he relaxed, he felt heartbroken and painful. When he walked, his legs could not help but scratched their outer horoscopes.

He walked to Zhengde. He saw that Zhang Tianshi was standing on one side and persuaded the emperor with great sincerity. Yang Ling hurriedly bowed and said, "Your Majesty, you are the lord of the world. The savages of the mountains and barbarians do not know how big the world is. The arrogant words are a joke. The emperor just laughed it off. Why should he be serious with them?"

Zhengde smiled and said, "I have a rare opportunity to lead the troops to fight in person, and I personally educate these barbarians. In the past, Zhuge Liang captured seven times and made Meng Huo return to his heart from now on. It was a good story for a while. If I convinced the Yao King today and returned to his education from now on, what's wrong with it?"

Yang Ling frowned and turned his head to look at Tang Yixian and the three princesses standing behind. If Tang Yixian insisted on stopping, Zhengde might not have violated her wishes, but Tang Yixian was very well-behaved. No matter how arrogant the couple was, they could be regarded as the boudoir interest of the two. Tang Yixian would never surpass her in front of outsiders. Pay great attention to maintaining Zhengde's image as the emperor.

She learned the news late at the back house. When she came out, Zhengde and Yao Wangpan begged for food had already said they were dead and they were going to take action. She was a woman, so she was naturally not able to stop her. This made Yongchun quickly urge Yang Ling, hoping that he would dissuade the emperor as a minister of the court.

But now Emperor Zhengde has left the mansion and both sides have set off. It would be really ridiculous to withdraw the troops at this time. Yang Ling thought for a moment and said, "The emperor is the king of a country. How can Xiao Xiao Yao be qualified to fight you? Since the emperor wants to lead the troops to fight, then you are the commander of the three armies. You should be in the middle and command, and the ministers should act as the vanguard."

"This..." Zhengde was a little hesitant. The Yao King Pan Keshi opposite him stared at a pair of cow's eyes. Seeing the other party muttering, he wondered what he was making, and he felt even more distressed.

Shi Touyigui, the warrior under his command, held a long sword and moved forward carefully, and whispered to Pan Kee Food: "King, we didn't see so many people when we went up the mountain. Look at the soldiers everywhere, there are more men, women, young and old than the men, women, and young in our villages. Tian Changgong of Jindan Village said that he is the largest and largest tribal king in the world. It seems that it is true. We have gathered all the warriors in the village, but the number of people is too different. Can we beat them?"

Pan beg for food and pinched his fat chin and said regretfully: "Ghosts and gods cannot offend. The Heavenly Master said that those people offend ghosts and gods will bring disaster to us, and he did not say that the Ming Dynasty land king is a king like ghosts and gods. But now we will be ridiculed. Fortunately, their king said that they would subdue us and would not kill people. Let's do this, tell our people, don't hurt the people of the Ming Dynasty. After rushing out, I pretended to be caught by their king for a moment, and then admit defeat with decent attitude."

Shi Tou Yigui grinned and returned, whispered the king's order to Tofu Sangui, and then the two passed on the orders respectively. Before the Yao people named the man Gui, the woman was called Mei. In order to distinguish between Gui, other words should be added in front of the girl. Generally, the father saw what his father saw for the first time after the child was born. Shi Tou Yigui's father saw Shi Tou Yigui when he went out, so he called it Shi Tou Yigui. When Tofu Sangui's father went out, he saw the tofu seller, so he called it Tou Fu.

This time, most of the young men brought by Yao Wang were young men. When they became relatives, they wanted to change the word Gui to Dia, but most of them were still called Guidi youth. The two quickly conveyed the order to a large group of Digui and Dia. As soon as the order was conveyed, the opposite Emperor Zhengde also decided to make concessions. He handed the sword to Yang Ling and said to the opposite Yao Wang: "Okay, this first round. My beloved minister, Yang Ling, will fight for me."

When King Yao heard that he was called Duke Wei, the official position of Duke, probably was Duke Tianchang and the boss. If he was defeated in his hands, he would be defeated in the hands of the Ming Dynasty, so he immediately prepared to defeat.

Zhengde took over a big banner, waved it majesticly, shouting: "Charge and subdue them in one fell swoop!"

Yang Ling immediately drew his sword in his hand and shouted: "Big Mainland Warriors, follow me!" After saying that, he took the lead and rushed forward.

Yang Ling's inner thighs were broken and thorny. In order to reduce the friction between his legs, he ran very ugly in these steps. His legs were loose and he ran like a duck.

He stared at the Yao King, and when he rushed to the Tai Chi diagram, he was too focused, and he tripped by a slightly protruding stone under his feet, and he threw it to the ground with a loud bang. The sword in his hand also threw it out with a clang.

At this time, the body was fat, Yao Wang Pan begging for food and waved his big sword, and the iron ring was just rushing over. The momentum seemed very powerful. It seemed that as long as you took two steps forward, you could cut off Yang Ling's head with one knife. When you saw such a dangerous scene, the princesses and Tang Yixian couldn't help but screamed.

Although the Yao King looked at him with only brute force, his arrogance was just because he had the greatest power among the tribes of Yaoshan Mountain. The officers and soldiers watching the battle from the Ming Dynasty were overwhelming, and they could not see the edge at first sight. He had already scared him. How dare he destroy all the warriors of his clan here?

Pan Qishi planned to use two moves, but he immediately gave up his weapons and surrendered. But he never expected that the general of the Ming army would fall down before he could beat him. Pan Qishi was stunned for a moment. The bull's eyes turned cunningly and rushed towards him. The big knife just raised it, and then he screamed, and also fell to the ground with a "bang". The big knife flew out of his hand and fell to Yang Ling.

The soldiers and generals under both sides rushed over without hesitation when they saw the commander in danger. The two sides fought together. Yang Ling never expected that the Yao King, who was said to be very powerful, was so ineffective. He quickly snatched his big knife. The knife weighed dozens of pounds. It was really difficult for Yang Ling to swing such a big knife with his wrist.

Fortunately, Pan Geshi was probably too fat. He fell to the ground for a long time and didn't get up. Yang Ling limped to Pan Geshi and put the big knife on his shoulder. There was no way, the knife was too heavy. He was afraid that the sharp blade on his neck would be cut off, and then he shouted: "King Yao has been captured, do you still have to resist stubbornly?"

Although the Yao soldiers were brave, the five hundred people on the other side were guards from the mainland. Although they were usually inconspicuous, they were all top-notch masters. Even if the Yao people resisted with all their might, they were no match for them. Besides, the Yao King had given the order in advance, "Don't hurt people, find an opportunity to surrender."

They were already beaten to the point of falling flowers and water. When they saw King Yao being captured, they immediately surrendered. The flag in Emperor Zhengde's hand had just waved twice, and when they saw this scene, they couldn't help but say in surprise: "Is it over?"

Yang Ling asked someone to take King Yao up, limped to Zhengde, and replied, "Go back to the emperor, the emperor is invincible, and the king's soldiers and horses are about to collapse at the touch. We have already won a great victory."

Zhengde didn't know that the Yao King was so scared that he surrendered by the majestic "cheerleaders" around him. He couldn't help laughing. After laughing, he felt a little regretful: Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo for seven times, and I was just capturing him. How could this be possible?"

He thought for a while and shouted to King Yao: "You little barbarian king is arrogant and insisted on fighting with my heavenly soldiers. Are you convinced now?"

King Yao nodded quickly and said repeatedly: "I'm convinced, I'm convinced, the Ming Dynasty is invincible in the world, and the little king is convinced."

Emperor Zhengde was furious when he heard this: This guy is too uncooperable, why are you convinced? He was so cowardly. He glared at the plate and begged for food with a hatred, wishing he could go up and kick the fat man a few times. He waved his hand and sneered, "I'm afraid it's not necessarily?"

"ah?"

"I see that you are convinced and dissatisfied. Just now, you fell down and couldn't count. I will let you go now and we will beat you again."

At this moment, King Miao and Yang Ling were both stunned. Zhengde didn't care about that and immediately asked someone to let King Yao go and fight again. And this time he had to go on the battlefield. Yang Ling tried to persuade him. Thinking about the fact that this Yao team was not as powerful as expected, but thousands of people were fighting together and had no eyes, it was too dangerous, so he suggested: "Emperor, since this is the case, it would be better for both sides to give out ten people. After all, King Yao already wanted to lose sincerity, and too many people would avoid taking care of him, which hurt his life."

Emperor Zhengde can fight as long as there is a war. He doesn't care if there are too many people, so he nodded immediately and agreed. King Yao was released in a daze. He gritted the bullet and took out nine warriors and stood in front of the Yin-Yang Fish to prepare to lose another time.

On this side, Emperor Zhengde insisted on going to fight in person. Yang Ling had no choice but to select nine great guards with the highest martial arts skills and secretly told them that at least three of them would not leave the emperor for a moment. The other six were responsible for facing the enemy, and also ordered the archers in the army to make preparations secretly. If there was still something wrong and someone tried to be unfavorable to the emperor, he would not care whether he would fight alone. He would shoot him into a sting first.

Yang Ling ran around and afterwards, and it was not until Emperor Zhengde was impatient that he made arrangements. Emperor Zhengde led the nine guards to the front and stood up, reached out and put a sword flower in hand. He shouted majesticly: "Wu Na Yao, let's see me personally..."

With a "boom", Zhengde had not finished speaking, he saw three guards protecting him in the shape of a finished character. The other six people leaped, fists and legs, and in the blink of an eye, all nine warriors on the opposite side were piled up. Six embroidered spring swords were shaking with a loud noise and all of them were placed on the neck of the Yao King's plate begging for food.

King Yao looked at Zhengde with his eyes straight, and Zhengde's eyes were also a little straight. Du Fu, who was instructed by Yang Ling, immediately raised his arms and shouted: "My emperor is brave and invincible!"

Tens of thousands of officers and soldiers shouted in unison: "My emperor is brave and invincible!" The voice was so powerful that the Yao King was trembling, and he quickly admitted defeat: "Xiao Wang admits defeat. Xiao Wang admits defeat."

Zhengde felt bored. He waved his hand and said generously: "Let him go. This time I was surprised and won't be too powerful. You go and prepare and we will fight again."

Yang Ling was so angry that his face turned blue when he heard this. The poor Yao King who wanted to lose was released again. He returned to our formation and discussed with everyone. There was no way to continue this kind of fighting style, so he could admit defeat honestly. Yao King brought Shi Tofu Sangui and Tofu Sangui rushed back respectfully, took off his sword and raised his hands above his head, and knelt on one knee: "The King of Ming Dynasty, Xiao Wang admits defeat, is willing to surrender to the King, and dare not have any rebellion."

Zhengde was waiting for another fight. When he heard that he was about to admit defeat, he couldn't help but frown and looked him up and down. Yang Ling and others saw Zhengde around the poor Yao King three times. They didn't know what he meant, so they couldn't help looking at each other, but saw Zhengde take two steps back and shouted: "Come on, take them down for me! Search!"

The guards beside him rushed up like wolves and tigers, grabbed the three scared people, then searched randomly, took out all the messy things in their arms and threw them all over the floor, and finally found a small silver knife two-fingered from the arms of King Yao Pan begging for food.

Zhengde laughed and said proudly: "I just knew that you are convinced and dissatisfied. Are you pretending to surrender? Are you going to assassinate me with a hidden sharp blade?"

King Yao looked at the small silver sword and was about to cry without tears. Yang Ling's nose was almost pissed. He was about to step forward, but Zhengde waved his hand and said, "I know that I have discovered the tricks and I am unwilling to accept it. Haha, don't worry, I will let you go this time. If we fight with you in a dignified manner, you will definitely convince you."

The begging for food was almost collapsed. I thought that he was traversing Jindan Mountain. Who would disrespect him? Only people have always surrendered to him. He never surrendered to others. I didn't expect that I met Emperor Zhengde today. I wanted to surrender but couldn't get it. I could be called Dugu Qiu surrender.

He didn't want to be fooled by others anymore. He begged for food and bowed with a sonorous voice: "The wise and powerful Ming King, I am really convinced this time, and I am convinced. Please, let me surrender."

Yang Ling really couldn't tolerate Zhengde's nonsense, so he hurriedly said, "Your Majesty is even more brave than Zhuge Wuhou. He played back and forth seven times before subduing Meng Huo. The emperor only used the hard and soft power to make King Yao sincerely surrender. He was really much more powerful than Zhuge Wuhou. I see that King Yao has no tricks to do under the emperor's wise eyes. He has sincerely surrendered. The emperor is kind to you, so... you allow him to surrender!"

Seeing this, Zhengde asked, "Are you really willing to surrender? Well, I will allow you to surrender. From now on, I will be content with my own peace. Under my rule, you will be free in Jindan Mountain. Do not allow rebellion to avoid self-inflicting!"

"Yes, yes, Xiao Wang obeyed the order!" Pan Qishi's tears were almost over, and he finally surrendered as he wished.

Yang Ling was afraid that Emperor Zhengde would repent again, so he waved his hand and asked the guards to let him go. Then he picked up his pile of rags from the ground, smiled and handed them back to his hand, and said, "The emperor is kind and has always been magnanimous to you. You are willing to repent, no..., Huh? What is this?"

When he handed the pile of things back to King Yao, he found that there was a broken booklet. The handwriting inside was actually Chinese characters. Logically speaking, King Yao probably didn't even recognize Chinese characters. What is this?

He grabbed it in his hand and flipped it around, and saw that there were some names of ministers in the court. He couldn't help but ask in surprise. The King of Yao quickly explained respectfully. It turned out that this book was obtained from Prince Ning.

Originally, he had taken a large number of gold, pearls and jade treasures from Prince Ning and treated him as a guest of honor, but after listening to Zhang Tianshi's words, he knew that this person would bring great disaster to the entire Miao village. So he followed the words of the Tianshi and personally escorted him to Longhu Mountain to return the prisoner.

When capturing the prince and others, King Yao found the book book from him. King Yao felt that the paper was soft and was just for convenience, so he used the book as toilet paper along the way. Unexpectedly, Zhengde suspected that he was a fake surrender and was really a assassination, so he searched the book.

When Prince Ning escaped, he handed over the gold, silver and treasures he carried to him in order to bribe King Yao, but he hid such a book that recorded the names of the court ministers. This item must be very important. Yang Ling's face became cautious. He quickly looked through it and finally saw the trick.

The document recorded on the "toilet paper" of King Yao was the account books of the court and local officials who had been communicating with each other over the years. Who had received many gifts from him and did anything for him? The records above were clearly recorded, but the first twenty pieces had been torn off.

There were less than fifty pages of the list of thieves. The Yao King used more than twenty pieces of them. Yang Ling raised his head and looked at the fat black man helplessly. Seeing his expression, Pan Qishi hurriedly said: "This paper is very soft. If the leader of the Wei Kingdom likes to use it, then Xiao Wang will give it to you!"

King Yao surrendered, and Prince Ning and other criminals were handed over to the officers and soldiers. Yang Ling returned to the Tianshi Mansion and carefully read the books with Emperor Zhengde. He found that the officials recorded in the future had a greater official position. In fact, this was in line with the rules. The officials who were first easily bribed and used were always smaller and easier to buy land. The bigger the official position, the greater the appetite. If you want to feed them, it would naturally be less easy for them to do things for King Ning.

It seems that although the twenty pages in the first two decades were used up by King Yao, the records above would not affect the overall situation. In addition, the records of this book are evidence of Ning Wang's transportation to the court and local officials, but those officials are not sure about it, all those who defected to the Ning Wang and rebel.

Many people just give him some convenience with great profits. For example, King Ning bought weapons in the name of suppressing bandits, and gave him a green light when he was eating and grass. Some of them had a good relationship with him. If a local official impeached the Ning Wang Mansion to commit illegal acts, he would turn a blind eye to the ground when he exceeded the rules and regulations and overdue the deadline.

Yang Lingsheng was afraid that Zhengde would be angry and asked for someone according to the book, and then confessed to the world, causing terror. Now that King Ning has been imposed, the country is waiting for full development, many officials' exchanges with the Ning Palace have not been in chaos, and they will severely punish the damage to the political situation of the court.

However, some of the officials had already defected to King Ning. When King Ning rose up, the troops would cooperate with the rebel party and cooperate with the rebel party, or provide a large number of conveniences for King Ning in violation of the law. Qian Ning, the Nanzhen Fushi, once tempted King Ning, under the temptation of King Ning's for King Ning, stole the development drawings of the Folang machine cannon and provided them to King Ning. In this way, the local officials would be severely punished by law.

After Yang Ling persuaded him, Zhengde was slightly angry. He ordered Yang Ling to sort out the officials in the book in different categories. Although this matter was secretly disclosed, it was necessary to deal with the secrets. Some officials had to be gradually demoted, while some local officials who had not been involved in chaos but had close ties with King Ning had to change their positions for safety reasons. In addition, they were to bring those officials who had violated the criminal law to justice.

Yang Ling carefully identified until late at night, and there were more or less too many officials involved. Even Yang Ting and the Grand Secretary had received generous gifts from King Ning. If he followed Zhu Yuanzhang's method of involuntary action, the Grand Secretary would probably have to be killed. Although Emperor Zhengde would not use such a cool and powerful method, it is conceivable. When the political situation of the court is more stable, Grand Secretary Yang will inevitably be expelled from the cabinet and replaced with a free position.

Yang Ling was in a bad mood. He locked the sect scrolls. He was not sleepy for a while, so he pushed open the door and walked out. The air was cold at night, and the stars were shining in the sky. Yang Ling walked slowly under the corridor with his hands on his back.

A lantern hangs every few steps under the corridor, swaying gently in the night wind. There are no fixed guards in the Tianshi Mansion except the emperor's residence. The soldiers patrolling the ground outside are three steps and five steps, which are very tight. Yang Ling walked to the corner of the corridor. He looked up at the twinkling stars in the sky, and thought about the series of personnel changes that were about to happen in the court and the country, and sighed a long sigh.

Now that the emperor is traveling abroad, these matters cannot be dealt with immediately. To resolve this personnel crisis smoothly, we must first wait for the emperor to return to the capital, return to the center of power in the world, and be protected by hundreds of thousands of troops in the capital camp. Secondly, we must either not do it, and if we want to do it, we must quickly resolve it with thunder means, so as not to avoid some local officials holding heavy troops from rushing to get into trouble.

Yang Ling was thinking. Suddenly, a black shadow flashed in the corner of her eyes. When Yang Ling Dingqing looked, she saw a slender figure hurriedly walking through the winding corridor next to the rockery on the right, turned her head and looked back, and then hurriedly moved forward. When she looked back, the cold moonlight shone on her face. Yang Ling was really peeking at the little Tianshi Zhang Fubaoer. It seemed that she was holding something in her hand.

Yang Ling was curious. What was this little girl doing sneakily when she didn't sleep in the middle of the night? Yang Ling immediately turned over and jumped over the guardrail. He chased after him carefully among the flowers and plants. He chased him to a moon gate, stopped sideways at the door, and then quietly leaned inward. Seeing Zhang Fubao walking to a palace, he looked back cautiously, then pushed open the door and flashed into it.

Tianshi Mansion is a royal palace with a standard structure. The courtyards are connected layer by layer and are connected together. Many houses are used to worship gods or hold various rituals when there are major actions. They are usually idle. Yang Ling thought to himself: "What did she, a little girl, come here to do during the third update at night?"

But after all, he is the master here. He is a big man, and it is inconvenient to follow him secretly. Yang Ling was hesitating whether to follow him down to see what happened. Suddenly, a thought came to his mind: Could this girl be Chun was moved and was deceived by some man's sweet words. She came to have a secret meeting with him at midnight? Could it be that little Taoist boy in Zifeng?"

"No, right? Zi Feng is not from the Tianshi Mansion. Now that the emperor lives here, he can't even get in with great ability. He must be a man in the mansion. Except for Zhang Tianshi, all servants in the mansion are servants, this little girl..."

Yang Ling could no longer hold it back when he thought of this. He immediately jumped out of the cover, ran to the front of the pavilion and listened. There was no movement inside, nor did he see the lights on. It seemed that he had entered the room after entering.

Yang Ling tiptoed open the door and leaned into the room. He was about to look around. Suddenly, a black shadow flashed behind the door. Yang Ling was shocked. Just as he was about to retreat, the black shadow raised his hand and threw a cloud of fog. Yang Ling sniffed it in his nose, and felt his brain unconscious and fell down.

The quiet moonlight shone on the ground like a dream and frost. The black shadow leaned down quietly, and his bright eyes were like stars in the sky: "Ha, it turned out to be this guy. I was so scared that I thought it was my brother who caught up with me."

Zhang Fubao raised his mouth and muttered, "This stinky guy didn't sleep in the middle of the night. What did he secretly follow me?"

She turned her head and thought for a while, then squatted down, pulled Yang Ling's sleeves, and dragged him to the back hall like a dead dog...

Yang Ling woke up slowly and was surprised to find that he was in a strange place. There was a faint sound of spring water flowing in his ears. There was a faint red light in the room, as if a fire stove was burning not far away. Then he found himself lying on a cold stone platform. His body was tied with ropes tied in circles.

Yang Ling was shocked and turned his head around with difficulty. He saw that there was indeed something on the right side that looked like a stove. There was a raging fire underneath. There was a small thing like a copper tripod on the stove. Zhang Fubao sat in front of the stove, holding his chin with his hand as if waiting for the copper tripod to boil the pot. The red flames reflected on her pretty face. It was as rosy as peach blossoms, and the long eyelashes seemed to be clearly seen.

Yang Ling couldn't help but shout: "Hey, Fu Bao, what are you doing to tie me up? What are you doing here? Let me go quickly."

Zhang Fubao turned his head and smiled and said, "Are you awake?"
To be continued...