Chapter 37 Business
That one, it seems, the condom packaging box?!!!
Looking closely, Song Chen's eyesight is getting better and better because his true energy in his body is increasing day by day.
He could see clearly that the packaging box clearly stated, Laoma brand Ruyi Circle!
I'll go...
Song Chen's forehead was sweating wildly!
Even so, he quickly recovered from calmness on the surface and said, "Haha, you can keep this thing for yourself, I don't need it!"
wipe!
The Land God was completely angry, and he cursed and said, "Fuck, are you a man? Tell you, the effect of this underworld Ruyi Circle is extraordinary. As long as you bring it, it will be much better than the dual cultivation techniques in the mortal world."
After a pause, he snorted coldly: "Think about it, enjoying happily can also improve the skills of both parties. What a happy thing."
Finally, he concluded: "The most important thing is that it can make the relationship between you and your woman more reliable. Your woman will love you more deeply and be more loyal. In my case, this is a divine thing!"
"Haha, with my appearance and strength, do you think I need it?!!!" Song Chen curled his lips lightly, with a look of disdain.
Ga!
After hearing this, the Land God completely turned off.
After a while, he frowned and said, "Damn, if you like men, this thing might work too..."
puff……
Song Chen was speechless for a moment and almost vomited blood.
After pondering for a moment, he replied calmly: "Since you want me to help you so much, then why not do a business between us? "
Seeing that the time was almost over, Song Chen finally expressed his thoughts.
kindness???
These words surprised the Land God. He didn't expect that Song Chen would have the courage to do business with him.
For a moment, the Land God became interested. He wanted to know what the business Song Chen was referring to was.
Song Chen stared at the land god faintly and said, "Old man of the land, over the past few decades, your offerings have decreased sharply, and your life should not be satisfactory."
With the progress of the times, many land temples have been eradicated and no one is going to worship the land father-in-law, so Song Chen guessed so.
As soon as he finished speaking, Song Chen saw that the God of Land changed his face and became extremely ugly.
He curled a curve in the corner of his mouth and then said, "For decades, your performance has not improved. The salary given to you by Heaven will definitely decrease, and your life will only be even more unsatisfactory."
Ga...
The God of Land changed again, and his brows frowned unconsciously.
"Fuck, boy, what can you do if you guess correctly? Can you still change my current situation?" The Land God curled his lips and said angrily.
Song Chen did not answer, but said to himself: "I, the garbage god, and you, the land god, are the gods with the lowest status in the heaven. Just look at the fact that I have experienced hundreds of inheritors before, and none of them succeeded, which shows that the heaven does not attach enough importance to this position and let it die on its own."
"Maybe, in hundreds of years, you and I will be replaced by robots. Heaven no longer needs us, so before that, we must do something and leave some way out for ourselves."
quiet!
Deadly silence!
The God of Land stared at Song Chen without blinking.
After a while, he said in a deep voice: "Damn, boy, you are exaggerating. Do you know? If the people above know, you will be punished by heaven."
Song Chen sneered and said, "How did Heavenly Court treat you recently? Don't you know what you think?"
The Land God frowned and said in a bad tone: "Tell me, what business do you want to do with me."
Song Chen replied: "It's very simple. You can enter and exit the Heavenly Court and the Underworld at will. You just need to go to the Underworld or the Heavenly Court to help me buy something on my behalf, and I will help you open the trash can."
"What do you want me to buy for you? Fuck, declare in advance, I can't buy anything that violates the rules." The God of Land looked suspicious. Now, he found that he could not see through the boy in front of him.
Song Chen smiled indifferently and said, "It's very simple. You just need to buy some animal feed for me. In addition, you can see what is missing in the underworld. Maybe we can join forces to open a small shop in the underworld to earn some extra money."
Ga...
After hearing this, the God of Land was stunned, and suddenly his face became extremely mysterious: "Well, do you have that kind of movie in your hand? I have never seen it in the heaven or in the underworld. It was so exciting to meet it on earth that day..."
When Song Chen heard this, he immediately understood the meaning of the God of Land.
He smiled indifferently and said, "My computer has all kinds of styles. I can copy a few of them first. You can try it in the underworld. If the effect is good, I will continue to provide you with it."
"Fuck, my friend is indeed a fellow fellow student."
While speaking, a hard disk suddenly appeared in the palm of the Land God's palm.
He continued, "My friend, I'm in trouble!"
sweat!
The first time Song Chen saw the Land God talking to him so friendly, he was surprisingly without any dirty words.
After thinking about it, he said, "I am too weak now and can't stay here for too long. Let's go out and talk."
After saying that, Song Chen took the hard drive, jumped out of the super god trash can space, and returned to reality.
Opening his eyes, Song Chen suddenly saw an old man with a white beard standing by the bed, looking at him with a despicable look on his face. He was the God of Land.
Song Chen got out of bed quickly and came to the table and turned on the computer.
After booting up, enter the F disk and click on a folder.
Swish ~
The Land God, who was standing bent down and stared at Song Chen's computer screen, saw rows of video files unfolding, and the scroll bars next to it kept shrinking.
Hiss ~
The Land God took a breath of cold air, his eyes glowing green.
His hands were rubbing straight, and he was just drooling, and he smiled obscenely, "My friend, can you let me choose for myself?"
"No!" Song Chen flatly refused.
Then, he added: "I will give you three first. In exchange, you will give me ten bags of animal feed or fertilizer from the underworld!"
"Okay, deal!"
Without thinking, the God of Land agreed.
Song Chen curled his lips and said, "This is the first time you earn, you don't have to share the money you earn, but you have to share the money you earn in the future, or you can exchange it with me for something."
The Land God nodded and said, "Don't worry, my friend, I'm very honest and never cheated."
Afterwards, the two discussed in detail.
Seeing that it was almost four o'clock in the morning, Song Chen urged the Land God to go to the underworld to help him purchase feed or fertilizer.
Before leaving, the God of Land threw a book to Song Chen, and then blue smoke came out and he disappeared without a trace.
Song Chen glanced at the handwriting on the cover of the book and couldn't help but feel shocked.
Chapter completed!