Chapter 41 The rooster lays eggs (2)
"It's broad daylight, we don't steal anything. What kind of black clothes are we wearing? What kind of face should we cover?" Lin Quan heard Guan Qianjian's order for the people in Zhao's mansion to make black clothes, and the boss was puzzled.
According to Guan Qianjian's requirements, the black clothes made were made with only the limbs and eyes. The others were like sacks, which were airtight and were very convenient to sew.
Guan Qianjian smiled and said, "Why would you cover yourself with Brother Lin's dragon and tiger steps, how to make chickens and lay eggs?"
When Lin Quan heard him teasing his posture, he laughed loudly, raised his chest, took eight-character steps, and swayed back and forth in front of everyone, saying, "Can the gait be changed? When you walk like this, can you look like a chicken?"
The rabbit spirit gave a thumbs up and said, "Like!Like!Like!Like a big rooster who can't find his wife!"
Lin Quan asked, "Is that right?" Suddenly, he turned around, stared at the rabbit spirit, frowned, and looked him up and down with a strange look.
Everyone followed his eyes and said "Huh" and seemed to have an extremely important appearance, and they all looked at the rabbit spirit with strange eyes.
The rabbit spirit covered his butt with both hands and jumped up and shouted, "What are you doing? Why are you watching me? You are a rooster, and I am not a hen!"
Zheng Xu laughed and said, "Even if we are roosters and you are hens, what's the use of covering your butt?"
Everyone cheered: "That's right, have you never seen how a rooster bullys a hen? You should hold your head..."
Li Zhixiao suddenly stepped out of the crowd, walked two steps closer, dragged his chin, looked at him more carefully, and nodded, "If you knocked off these two rabbit teeth, wouldn't it be a real old hen? What do you think?"
The rabbit spirit pointed at his nose and scolded: "Go to your grandma's bear! Go to your grandma's bear!" His eyes flashed across everyone's faces, and it was obvious that everyone had a share in this sentence.
Seeing his angry look, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Guan Qianjian stood up and said, "Okay, okay, no matter how joking, I'm serious now! - I just said that my plan is called a rooster laying eggs. Brother Li, even if you turn rabbit sperm into an old hen, it will be useless..."
"That's it!" The rabbit spirit has rare help, and suddenly felt that justice belongs to him and was even more indignant.
This time, everyone fell into pieces again.
Lin Quan held back his laughter and raised his hand and said, "Okay, OK, OK! Now at the critical moment of life and death, everyone is serious. From my perspective, the most important thing about the two armies is military intelligence, and the most important thing about military intelligence is to keep it confidential. Now Brother Guan is going to use a plan. Should we send a few people to patrol outside to avoid being spying on military intelligence?"
Guan Qianjian nodded repeatedly and said, "That's exactly what you said! I'm just for the hard work of all brothers. In addition to Brother Lin and me, everyone scattered around the house to observe the enemy's movements. If you see someone approaching to peeping or eavesdropping, you don't have to fight, just learn from the old hen to lay eggs and scream twice."
Zheng Hui and others said, "This rabbit spirit is the first to demonstrate..."
Everyone laughed and went out to patrol. Guan Qianjian ordered the housekeeper of Zhao's mansion: "Call all the young and strong servants in the mansion, and say that there are many rewards for the mansion." The housekeeper left after the order.
Lin Quan was full of suspicion: "One moment, it was a chicken, another was an egg, another was a strong man, and he even smeared lime on his mouth and said vernacularly, and he wanted to give someone a reward. What's your plan? At least you say it to me, so you can help you with the staff. Wouldn't you hear three cobblers, and you'd better be Zhuge Liang?"
Guan Qianjian wanted to deliberately lose his appetite and said perfunctorily: "You said just now that the two armies are in a battle, and keeping the military confidentiality is the top priority. One more person knows, one more variable and one more danger."
Lin Quan said: "Tsk, are you still afraid that I will surrender to the enemy and rebel?"
Guan Qianjian said: "If you don't say that, don't you hear that there must be a wall, and there will be no one under the window? I'm not guarding you, I'm guarding against someone to eavesdrop."
After a moment, all the servants from all over the mansion gathered together, with no less than 10 or 20 people standing in two rows, staring at Guan Qianjian and Lin Quan, not knowing what rewards they had, and why they suddenly felt kind-hearted.
Guan Qianjian looked at these people, and he was indeed a sturdy figure, and nodded, "Who among you can ride a horse?"
"I can!"
"I can!"
"How can I!"
Seeing that they were all excited, Guan Qianjian guessed that someone must have been trying to "reward" and just filled in the numbers, so he raised the threshold and asked again: "Who can swing his sword and dance on the horse and sacrifice his life to fight?"
"I can!"
"I can!"
"So I can!"
The voice was not small at all, and no one was not a warrior.
Guan Qianjian sweated on his forehead and looked at Lin Quan. Lin Quan spread his hands, indicating that he was not clear and could not help.
Guan Qianjian turned around and shouted: "Okay! Since you are all heroes, let's get on the horse and kill the enemy!"
When everyone heard this, they had a big pair of sad and helpless eyes: "Ah? We need to fight..."
Someone was also in a slight question: "Have you heard that any country is coming to attack us?"
Guan Qianjian smiled and said, "It's not about fighting, but about fighting. Haven't you seen the mountains on all sides of the mountains with swords and swords? I just want to take you to fight them!"
"So many people, there are so many disparities!"—
"Uh, actually, I was joking just now, I can't ride a horse..."
"Although I can ride a horse, I have no power to tie a chicken. How can I get a sword to kill people? I still won't go!"
"Although I can ride a horse and don't be afraid of killing people, I'm bleeding and I can't go!"
...
In the blink of an eye, more than 20 people left far away, squeezed into a ball, shook their hands, shrank their shoulders, or curled their waists, rushing to express their fear of being ordered.
But in the clearings left by these people, there was still a person standing high.
Guan and Lin were surprised.
"I didn't expect this brother to be a really good man!" Lin Quan couldn't help but exclaim.
"I'm not a good man, I'm afraid of ghosts, but I dare to kill people!"
"Hahahaha..." Everyone laughed at him.
This person is stupid and thick. When he opens his mouth, his throat seems to be blocked, and his voice is cloudy. Every time he says, his chin pokes straight into his collar.
Guan Qianjian knew that he must be a rash man, so he clapped his hands and shouted, "Okay, it's you!" He said to the rest of the people: "Go back and call the brothers outside to me by the way. As for the reward, just ask your housekeeper for it..."
When Zheng Hu and others came back, the black clothes had already been completed. Guan Qianjian gave each person a set, including the rash man, but Lin Quan was missed.
"What are you playing with? Why do you all have black sacks, but I don't have one?" Lin Quan was dissatisfied.
Not only Lin Quan, everyone couldn't understand.
Guan Qianjian asked with a smile: "Have you seen black chickens, and have you seen black eggs?"
Lin Quan straightened his neck and refused to respond: "So I am all chickens, I am an egg alone, you all become my elders!"
Kang Nuo smiled and said, "It may not be necessary. There are eggs or chickens first. This mystery cannot be solved by the saints. Who is the younger generation and who is the elder? Who can explain it clearly?"
Lin Quan slapped his shoulder with a palm and said, "You are still kind-hearted, junior brother, you know how to speak for your brother. But you are serious, Brother Guan, you can announce the answer now? What is the plan, what is the chicken and what is the egg, and what is the purpose? If you don't explain it clearly, how can we cooperate with you?"
Guan Qianjian smiled mysteriously and called everyone to his side. He touched his head and whispered: "Actually, the reason why I didn't explain to everyone at the beginning is that it was only one aspect of fear of leaking the news. There is another more important reason, that is, my plan is too simple, so how can I feel mysterious when I say it?"
Lin Quan said: "Even if it's simple? As long as it works, tell me quickly!"
Guan Qianjian said: "To put it simply, it's nothing more than a golden cicada. There are six of us, although they are all handsome and elegant, with this set of sacks, who can tell which one is which one? Even if you occasionally drop a bag and replace Zhang San with Li Si, isn't it still unaware of it?"
Lin Quan suddenly said, "Ah, it turns out that this sack is a trick, I understand! This is just like, you are chickens, I am eggs, you continue walking after laying the eggs, and my eggs are in the dark, quietly sending the letter to Xianweng Mountain... Oh, this strategy is one false and one real, one bright and one dark, and it is open to build a plank road and crossing Chencang secretly, it is wonderful! But..."
Guan Qianjian hurriedly said: "I've been awarded too much! Brother Lin..."
The rabbit spirit was too lazy to listen to his longing and asked Lin Quan: "But what?"
Lin Quanxian said unhappily: "But why did I make eggs? I should be a chicken! Why do you go on risk, but I came to pick up ready-made cheap..."
The rabbit spirit didn't listen to his words behind him, bit the front words and kept laughing, "You are a chicken, you are a chicken, I won't fight with you..."
Guan Qianjian scolded: "Go! Are you finished? - Brother Lin, don't get me wrong. The reason why I made such an arrangement is not to take special care of you and ask you to enjoy a peaceful life alone, but it can be said that success or failure is a success or failure in this way. Among us, who else can stand alone besides Brother Lin? So you have the greatest responsibility!"
Lin Quan said: "If you say you are the one who is the one who is the one who is not better than me in terms of wisdom and martial arts, you, Brother Guan? You can't stand alone, who can stand alone? I think it's the most suitable for you to do the first 'egg'!"
Guan Qianjian shook his head and said, "No, right, you can all make 'eggs', but I want to do this 'chicken' to the end."
Everyone slammed and asked, "Why!" Who doesn't know that if he really did this, it would be like giving up all the chances of survival to others, but he made everyone's sacrifice?
The rabbit spirit didn't think so much, and said calmly: "Is it because you are the cheapest?"
Guan Qianjian ignored him and said to everyone with confidence: "Because I have amulet."
Li Zhixiao glared at his eyes and said, "We are not going to catch ghosts, what's the use of amulets?"
Lin Quan understood what he meant and asked, "You are talking about this sword on your back? But although it can increase your skills, it is far from enough to deal with a master like Mrs. Yi..."
Guan Qianjian said unfathomablely: "I didn't say I wanted to use it to fight the enemy."
Lin Quanqi said: "Then why does it keep you safe?"
Guan Qianjian shook his head and said, "Forgive me to keep it a secret. I can't tell you clearly for now. In short, if you believe me, I will never jump into the fire pit by myself. - Now please change your outfit and act immediately!"
Lin Quan was lowering his head and pondering, suddenly he thought of something and shouted: "Wait a minute! Have you ever thought about how we, Li Daitaozun, will be able to deal with it if they see through the mechanism?"
Guan Qianjian said: "I thought about it."
Lin Quan said: "How to deal with it?"
Guan Qianjian said frankly: "I can't handle it."
When everyone heard this, they said, "This, this..."
They wanted to say, "This is too bachelor."
Guan Qianjian didn't care about everyone's doubts, and raised his voice and said, "But I believe that even if you are seen through, it won't be so fast. - You also saw that when we rushed out for the first time, they had no intention of stopping them. Later, I killed so many of them, but they still didn't even fart. What does this mean? This shows that they are really not interested in our people, and they only want the sword on my back. It is precisely based on this that I thought of using this strategy."
He paused for a moment, and while everyone was thinking, he said passionately: "So please don't have any concerns. It's not a real man's behavior to be afraid of tigers and wolves in front of you, isn't it a real man?" He turned to Lin Quan and bowed and said: "Brother Lin! If you part today, the time to see you will definitely not be far away! - Let's take one step first, - let's go!"
Soon the Zhao Mansion was six more horses riding out. The passengers on the horse were all black. Except for the rabbit's body that was very small and easy to identify, the sword on Guan Qianjian's back was dazzling, it was difficult for the rest of the people to distinguish each other.
The whistle sounded again.
Everything is no different from the previous time.
However, when they returned to the hill, they saw a dark and crowded crowd of people in the valley in front of them, scattered into a semicircle, blocking the road, with no less than a hundred people.
First, two middle-aged people, one of whom had triangular eyes, had two wrinkled bags hanging on their eyes, jumped out, pointing to the six people, saying, "Stop." The sound was tepid, and it was weak, but it looked like a soldier guarding the city gate, just for routine inspection.
The six people pulled the horse and the rabbit spirit muttered: "I didn't stop you just now, but we didn't leave. Now we are going to leave, but he just came to stop you. What's this called? I'm going to fight!"
Li Zhixiao said: "Depending on this situation, it is impossible not to fight."
Chapter completed!