"What do celebrities do?" Guan Qianjian ran back with his meal and asked at the beginning.

The dwarf glanced at the two bags in his hands first, touched his empty stomach, and showed an excited look on his face. His butt, sitting on the ground, kept shaking to both sides, like a tumbler, and his hands were ready to move.

But he suddenly felt a little embarrassed and retracted his hand that had just reached out.

I haven't said I'm going to eat, so I should be more reserved.

He saw Guan Qianjian standing still after asking questions, as if he wouldn't give you food if you didn't answer. He said angrily: "I don't even know what a celebrity is. Which mountain corner did you come from?"

Guan Qianjian was touched by his question, and old-fashioned Hengqiu sighed: "Oh, I'm from another world..."

"Another world?" The dwarf looked at him up and down, with unconcealed disgust in his eyes: "Are you fleeing?"

Guan Qianjian was embarrassed by his words, thinking that this man's words were as good as the rabbit spirit, and he would not give people face at all.

"Haha, that's right," he sat down with a smile, placing the rice and soup on the bed steadily, "What do celebrities do? Do you think I look like a celebrity?"

The rabbit spirit finally couldn't help it. He stopped waiting for someone to invite him, and separated the plastic bags and took out the lunch box. He sighed: "Wow, so many! I can have a full meal today! You are so good! - Are you a celebrity? I think you are definitely a super star and an international superstar among the beggars! Haha."

When he opened the lid and held the box of yellow and orange and fragrant rice in front of him, he suddenly stopped talking.

At this time, the lunch box in his hand was like a girl he loved lying on the bed. He wanted to jump up and tear her clothes apart in a rough way, so that her ketone body could be seen immediately. But at the same time, he also wanted to slowly unbutton one button at a time, so that her skin would be exposed one by one.

Standing at the perspective of this lunch box, the dwarf has become a demon. ******* Guan Qianjian seemed to see through his thoughts and comforted him in a low voice: "It's okay, eat, there are many here, not just one box..."

The dwarf's nose was pierced deep into the meal and opened his mouth to the maximum.

Then he stopped. He did not start chewing.

He let out a moan.

No one knew he was crying. When he raised his head, there were not tears in the corner of his eyes, but rice grains, and rice grains in his nose, but not in his mouth.

"I want to eat slowly," he said.

Guan Qianjian still put an empty box on the ground, biting the chopsticks in his mouth, and his hand continued to reach towards the second box. Only then did he remember that he hadn't drunk the soup.

"Are you singing?" When he ate the third box, Guan Qianjian heard a strange sound, both like a cat's meow and a crying person.

"I didn't sing, I thought it was you who farted," said the dwarf.

The two looked down and looked around.

After listening carefully, they felt that the sound seemed to come from the underground, not a point, but a circle. It seemed as if a group of lonely ghosts surrounded the two of them, which made people creepy in the late night.

The dwarf's face changed color, supported the ground with one hand, and moved his butt to Guan Qianjian.

Guan Qianjian suddenly stared at his feet, looking surprised, as if he had made a very important discovery.

The dwarf saw that he was calm and felt a little more at ease. He looked at him with his eyes and was immediately shocked!

Those were two strange little creatures. The dwarf could guarantee that it was definitely a novel species that had never been discovered before. If they were caught and sent to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, they would have to be given the title of biologist.

The thing is only about an inch tall, and it is extremely delicate, like a peach blossom, pink and crystal clear.

What's even more strange is that it looks exactly the same as a human, and is clearly a baby who has been reduced countless times and has been stripped off her clothes. The reason why it is said to be babies, not adults, is because they have no hair on their bodies.

The two little guys held hands and jumped and made terrifying singing. The pair of blue eyes were like two brand new checker beads, very agile.

But in the eyes of dwarfs, they are just things like crystal shrimp dumplings.

Although egg fried rice is delicious and has no meat, it always feels that it is not enough.

He opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, and swayed at the two little red men, like a dog that was about to die of heat.

One of the little red men looked up and covered his mouth and smiled. Then he opened his arms that were only as thick as grasshopper legs. One foot was touched by the toes of the ground, and the other foot opened at 90 degrees. He turned two times in place, and jumped onto his tongue. His body was light and elegant, which was a perfect ballet movement.

Its partner was very happy to see it, and echoed it from afar underground, pretending to be a male swan who was courting.

Then, a scream was heard, and the courting male swan rushed towards the dwarf's unethical mouth at the speed of the 70th of Shenzhou.

The dwarf had blood flowing from his mouth, but he bit him and refused to relax. He covered his hands tightly, and his jawbone jumped up and down like a needle from a sewing machine, chewing hard.

Guan Qianjian would not know what he did: he actually ate someone’s wife.

Guan Qianjian threw away the lunch box and vomited.

After the male swan launched fierce attacks on the dwarf, he finally found that he was unable to turn the sky. He retreated from his bruised face and jumped high and low on the ground like a jumping ball, sending out a sad song of fate that was even more miserable than Erquan Yingyue.

When the dwarf ate the little red man, he suddenly felt something was wrong. First of all, the spicy taste came out of his stomach. What he feared the most was spicy, and why didn’t he notice it when he chewed it!

Then he felt the spicy taste somehow, and turned to his arms, then his palms and knuckles...

Guan Qianjian was shocked! He saw the dwarf standing upside down, and he jumped up again and again with his arms, jumping higher and higher until he exceeded the height of a floor. Moreover, when he fell down, he either used his fists or five fingers to support him, without any difficulty.

"I didn't expect you to have two tricks, so it's barely enough to be my bodyguard." Guan Qianjian looked up at the dwarf, and then followed him and fell back to the ground. He felt that it was so tiring to speak like this.

"Don't rush to offer treasures. I'm afraid that you will eat three boxes of rice for nothing and you will be hungry again until midnight."

"I don't want to do it either, but I can't stop at all!" The dwarf replied while up and down, his tone a little panicked. "This little red man is weird. If he had known, he wouldn't eat it. It's all my fault for being greedy. Now it's trouble..."

Guan Qianjian knew that he could not help him, so he had to let him jump to death.

After a long time, the dwarf finally calmed down, exhausted and breathless and sweated.

"Hu——, Hu——, Hu——, I'm so hungry! Can you get another ten boxes of lunch?" He knelt on the ground, like a fish on the shore, swelling his cheeks.

Guan Qianjian pointed at his collar and shook him with a sharp voice: "You are dead, and my husband is still in a state of gloom. I have to seek revenge on you."

The dwarf stood up cleverly and patted Guan Qianjian's finger with both hands.

But after taking a break, Guan Qianjian clearly saw the lost male swan swaying on his collar, a swing around the dwarf's chin and flipped over his head.

The dwarf was like a cat chasing his own tail, walking around the ground countless times, but still gaining nothing.

He shouted to Guan Qianjian: "Fuck you, come and help, don't just laugh! If you catch him, you can jump as high as me..."

Guan Qianjian made an exaggerated gesture of vomiting, "You want me to eat people? Don't be disgusting. Just jump to that height. If it were the past, I could do it with just one hair."

The dwarf ignored his bragging of super big lung capacity and said, "What is this height? It's a floor high! World champions are not my opponent. And I have a premonition that as long as I eat enough, I can jump higher, maybe I will grow taller..."

Guan Qianjian teased him: "Maybe you will become a girl, because if you eat it, it's just a mother's. Haha."

The dwarf was stunned and stopped fighting with the male swan. After a moment, he found a rebuttal: "Did you be a woman before, but you only became a man after eating too much boar?"

Guan Qianjian was speechless.

One of them was beaten, the other was tired, and they fell asleep after eating.

But the dwarf seemed to have something to worry about, sighing, tossing and turning and unable to sleep.

Guan Qianjian was quarreled by him, but he didn't dare to scold him, for fear that he would chat endlessly.

But the dwarf spoke by himself. He sighed heartily and asked, "Do you have a goddess in your heart?"

Guan Qianjian didn't understand what a goddess is. He thought that he might ask him whether he believed in Guanyin Bodhisattva or not, and said in a daze: "I have no other god in my heart, only the sword god, that's myself."

The dwarf asked again: "Do you have a woman you like? You like it so much that you regard her as a god, respect her, worship her, and cannot bear to defile her. Even the idea of ​​kissing her is a sin..."

Guan Qianjian didn't expect that this person was not only a "chess saint", but also a "love saint".

He was unwilling to reveal his feelings casually, and told a person he met by chance that he had any emotional trauma, and asked casually: "I heard you sigh and sigh, must there be such a person in your heart?"

This is what the dwarf waits for. Asking others is just a shadow, with the purpose of tempting others to ask themselves. He beats the snake and goes on the stick, and continues to talk:

"Of course I have it! The one she in my heart is the salesperson of the clothing store around us. For a beggar, where can we stay and where can we sleep? Why do you think I just choose this place that can't shelter from the wind or the rain for a long time? It's just to see her every day!

"She comes to open the door early in the morning every day, and goes back very late. So I stay with her all day... Oh, I'm so happy! She's so beautiful and looks like a model! You're late today. If it were a little earlier, you'll see her..."

Guan Qianjian was very tired of listening and tried to change the topic: "What is a model?"

The dwarf was immersed in his happy memories, and he spoke no less rudely about him, and explained patiently: "Models are the most beautiful women in the world, because the most beautiful women have all gone to model..."

Guan Qianjian was drowsy when he cried, and his eyelids were as if he was under a heavy burden. He struggled with energy and said in a dim manner like a drunkard: "Oh, then I understand, Yun Ni is the model among the models."

The dwarf couldn't hear what he said, and reminded me: "Don't interrupt!" and said dazedly: "In this city, she is the only one who gives me a whole bun. In fact, many people have thrown buns for me, but they think of me because they really can't eat them. It's fine if they can't eat them, but they have to drill out the stuffing inside and give me the shell of the bun. She is the only one who gives me both shell and filling. One day, I will also offer myself both shell and filling to her... Alas, I love her, and she loves me too..."

Guan Qianjian couldn't imagine that a beautiful woman could love a dwarf, and there was anything else other than maternal love. He changed the topic again: "You haven't told me what your name is."

"My name is Yunni."

"Ah?" Guan Qianjian was so shocked that he sat up, his sleepiness faded.

The dwarf firmly disagrees with Guan Qianjian's proposal to change his name.

The next morning, as soon as Guan Qianjian opened his eyes, he saw the dwarf Yun Ni sitting cross-legged on the bed, staring at the clothing store beside him, looking demented.

Guan Qianjian looked around and saw a fat girl running out of the door with a numb face. She failed to succeed for the first time. Maybe the door design of this store is a problem: it is too narrow and can only allow two people to pass in parallel; encountering a real heavyweight pass is a problem.

When she ran to the door, her shoulders were stuck on the door frame and she let out a humming sound.

"Why can't I get out? Didn't I lose weight last night? I'm not a truck, so you can limit the width of me!"

She was furious and took two steps back, straightened her body, took her stomach back, and moved sideways and then moved outward.

This time I was stuck in my chest.

"Ah--!" She stretched her neck, and her fat face was red with a fat face.

Finally, he pushed and pulled his cup out of the door with both hands, and staggered out.

Guan Qianjian looked back at the dwarf, but he still looked like a fool, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was filled with indescribable fascination and admiration.

"Is this the goddess in his heart?" Guan Qianjian remembered what the dwarf said yesterday and understood a little. "It's really a god-like existence!" He said inwardly, and suddenly was shocked. I had just slept in this world all night, so why did it seem that my way of speaking has changed?

He didn't have time to delve into it, because a swearing came from his ears, with a loud voice and a thick voice. Guan Qianjian felt that it was hard to find an opponent, not to mention this world, even in another world.

"You are not out yet! Do you want me to beat you up and then you are willing to leave? I give you a bun, but you are still thinking about it. I don't urinate and take a closer look. I'm a little bigger, worse than a toad, and I want to eat my swan meat, really!"

She put her hands on her waist that she couldn't find even if she hit the flashlight. She scolded and stamped her feet. As she stomped, she arrived at the "beside the bed", standing between the dwarf and Guan Qianjian, her saliva flew everywhere, splashing the two of them. Guan Qianjian was originally worried that there was no place to wash her face, but now she was automatically delivered to her door. (To be continued.)
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