Chapter 63 The Farce of Hair
"Xinye, it's not me who hits you. Xiaoxiao is a beautiful writer. You can't chase it just by wanting it. You need both hardware and software." Lu Xin sat down on the sofa, "So, you have to think twice."
"Love cannot be bought just by wanting to buy it. Everyone knows this principle. Give me some time..."
"Three years, five years, or ten years? Su Yu, I, is very accurate in seeing people. At best, you are a clown in a street circus. You can squander your youth at will, but we girls cannot."
"You should not behave like a person, and the sea water should not be measured. Su Yu, Lu Xin, you two are really emperors, and the eunuchs are anxious. Xiaoxiao I am only 22 years old this year, and I don't want to rush to tie my happiness to family trivial matters early." Xiaoxiao brought a large bowl of steaming egg noodles from the kitchen and came out of the hall with a smile.
"Tomato and egg noodles are so fragrant! I seem to be a little hungry too-" Su Yu stepped forward and grabbed the bowl before Nishino reached out, "Thank you, Xiaoxiao." Then he took the chopsticks and started eating.
"What are you doing? The face is not for you." Xiaoxiao's face was a little embarrassed.
"But I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Su Yu stopped the chopsticks and smiled at Nishino, who was dirty with his hands, "I'll eat a little bit and I'll do it for you."
"I'm not hungry, if you like to eat, eat more." How could Nishino eat noodles that others have eaten? Although Su Yu is also very good-looking, she is no less than Xiaoxiao.
"Su Yu, you are trying the poison again, are you? Haha--" Lu Xin took the opportunity to black Su Yu.
"Oh, it turns out that Sister Su Yu is interested in Nishino. Otherwise, I'll give it to you, it just so happens that I'm busy these days."
"Sister Xiaoxiao, Nishino is your friend. I am your friend, and my friend is a friend. Similarly, I am also Nishino's friend. Yes?" Su Yu pushed the face to Nishino, "I know you are very hungry, so don't be polite."
Nishino was so hungry that his hands were dirty and he didn't care about so much. After a while, there was not much left in a bowl of noodles. Suddenly, he pinched a hair out of the noodles with his right hand and hung it in front of him: "There is a hair in it-"
"Impossible, this hair is definitely not mine!" Su Yu leaned over, her head almost collided with Nishino's.
"The root of this hair is black, and the tip of the hair is yellow... Hey... Su Yu... is it really your hair..." Xiaoxiao, who was wearing a hood, also approached Nishino and carefully looked at the hair.
"How is it very likely that your hair seems to be yellow? It should be yours?" Su Yu shook her head.
"Xiaoxiao was wearing a hood. Her hair was dyed yellow for not long. It was yellow and orange from beginning to end." Lu Xin raised her head and leaned on the sofa. "Su Yu's hair has been dyed yellow for half a year, and it was a little red. Whose hair is cut down one by one, and it will be clear if you compare it with the soup?"
"Scissors are here-" Nishino's guy really ran to the kitchen to get a pair of scissors," Xiaoxiao, Su Yu, don't move when standing, I'm going to cut my hair!"
"Don't let's do it, let's do it ourselves!" Xiaoxiao took a few steps back.
"Isn't it just a hair? Come on, I will let you take advantage of it once." Su Yu held his hair, "Xinye, but I want to remind you that women's hair should not be touched at will, you'd better be more polite."
Nishino held the scissors and pulled the longest hair above Su Yu's head, pressed his scalp and cut it off with a "click" and placed it on the coffee table in the living room: "Su Yu, I'm sorry, I'm taking advantage of it."
Perhaps Su Yu was tired of standing, so she walked straight over and sat down next to Lu Xin: "I'm not such a stingy person. Some boys scratched my scalp during dry cleaning."
Almost at the same time, Xiaoxiao pulled a slightly curly hair from her head and carefully placed it on the coffee table, parallel to Su Yu's hair: "Look at the shark, you can identify it now."
Nishino looked down on the bright coffee table for a long time, because it was too close, five minutes passed, but he couldn't find out the difference between the two hairs.
Xiaoxiao was a little impatient and tapped her lightly next to the coffee table: "Is such a simple thing so complicated, and it is necessary?"
Nishino, who was fully focused, seemed to have no response. He freed up a hand and just reached Xiaoxiao's waist: "Who has a magnifying glass?"
"I'm not your magnifying glass. What are you doing when you touch my waist?" Xiaoxiao grabbed Nishino's wide palm.
Nishino looked at it and found that his hands were indeed smiling: "Savage pig hands, Savage pig hands..." He wanted to take back his hand as if he was electrocuted.
"It's not that easy. Just touch my waist and run!" Xiaoxiao pressed Nishino on the glass of the coffee table.
"Xiaoxiao, what are you doing? I..." Nishino shouted.
"I warn you that I will not spare you if my hands and feet are not clean in the future!" Xiaoxiao stepped on the coffee table with one foot.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Nishino apologized quickly, "I didn't mean to touch you."
Su Yu on the sofa clapped her palm and laughed: "Look at the shark, you are so brave, you dare to touch Xiaoxiao's water snake waist. Xiaoxiao has learned the technique of preventing wolfs, and you will feel better in the future!"
"I'm not a wolf..." Nishino didn't want to fight with Xiaoxiao, and acted as weak as possible in front of the girl.
"I heard that a man who is afraid of tickling is afraid of his wife...Lu Xin, go and scratch his armpit to verify." Su Yu pushed Lu Xin.
"Okay." Lu Xin trotted over and scratched Xiye hard. Unexpectedly, Xiye didn't respond and was not afraid of itchy at all.
"Take off his shoes and scratch the soles of his feet!" Su Yu had another plan.
Nishino was anxious. He was most afraid that others would scratch their feet and would laugh. After Su Yu said this, he subconsciously put his feet together and pressed against the floor. Lu Xin could not take off his shoes.
Xiaoxiao stepped on Nishino's toes hard, Nishino lifted her feet in pain. Lu Xin took the opportunity to grab her ankle, pulled her shoes and fell to the ground, and a smelly smell immediately spread in the air.
"Su Yu, his feet are Hong Kong feet, which are so smelly." Lu Xin covered his nose, "I suddenly felt like I wanted to vomit."
"I'll do it--" Su Yu took out a bamboo palm on the sofa, hugged her waist and went behind Nishino, and scratched her stinky feet desperately. Nishino could no longer control herself and kept laughing "legend".
"It seems that you are still afraid of your wife." Xiaoxiao, Lu Xin said in unison.
"Su Yu...stop scratching...it's itchy-" Nishino begged for mercy.
"Whose hair in the bowl is from?" Su Yu raised the "bamboo palm" in her hand.
"Didn't I not recognize it?"
"Do you still need to study?"
“Required.”
"I am really convinced that you don't need to study it anymore. That hair is not mine, but Xiaoxiao. Why do you need to understand it?"
"Well, yes. I can't do it inexplicably, Su Yu." Nishino insisted on pursuing it, "Xiaoxiao, do you have a magnifying glass?"
"I won't give it to you even if I have it. My hair is slightly curly, and the hair in the bowl is straight. Don't you have eyes?" Xiaoxiao was very unhappy and let go of Nishino.
"I can't be sure that the straight-lined one is not yours..." Nishino was still struggling with the yellow hair in the bowl.
"I'll give you a magnifying glass." Lu Xin took out a magnifying glass from the drawer of the coffee table.
"Forget it, I won't look at it anymore. Anyone's hair is better off sometimes." Nishino finally figured it out, picked up the magnifying glass and put it down, "Everything may not be revealed."
"You are smart, if you continue to pursue it, the three of us will drive you out of the door-" Su Yu actually knew very well in her heart that her hair might be hers, but it is not ruled out that she is Xiaoxiao, because the beauty and hair salon store does not necessarily guarantee that every hair is dyed in place.
"Xiye and Sister Su Yu had a bowl of noodles together, which is interesting. Sister Xiaoxiao might be very happy to be with him, although Nishiye is currently a poor boy." Lu Xin stopped when he saw it.
"So, can I sleep on the floor tonight?" Nishino asked.
"It depends on what Sister Xiaoxiao means. I dare not take action--" Lu Xin scratched her forehead.
"The floor is very wet and can't sleep." Xiaoxiao yawned, "It's all gone to sleep, it's very late-"
"Xiaoxiao, I want to..." Nishino stopped talking.
"Brother, do you want to sleep with Xiaoxiao?" Su Yu is a crazy girl who likes to speculate.
"No, I want to invite Su Yu to the balcony outside to talk?" Nishino stared at Su Yu's face, his eyes motionless.
"Me? Isn't it possible?" Su Yu almost didn't believe his ears.
"Really, I want to have a good talk with you." Nishino was very excited and approached Su Yu, very seriously.
"It's almost 11:30, I'll talk about it tomorrow if you have something to do." Su Yu was a little impatient, "Xiaoxiao is our best friend. You intentionally avoid her and be alone with me, right?"
"Look at the shark, I have to go to work tomorrow, Su Yu and Lu Xin are going out to find a job. If you don't want to sleep, don't take up our rest time-" Xiaoxiao gave an order to expel the guest, "I'll go to the bathroom to wash and go to bed. Xiye, you are not allowed to peek."
The sound of running water in the bathroom came, and then Su Yu and Lu Xin went back to their room to sleep. Xiye was lying alone on the sofa, his eyes slightly closed.
The glass door in the bathroom is translucent. Through the glass, you can see Xiaoxiao taking a shower vaguely. Of course, Nishino will not be able to peek near, and it is just like that for a girl taking a shower. She is a person who has experienced the "second marriage".
Chapter completed!