Chapter 59 Don't be impulsive
Ten minutes later, Hualou could not continue to pay homage to the fountain. He looked at the fish without any trouble and was so depressed!
"No, it's not a matter of whether the fish dies, but a matter of face." Hua Loubai didn't believe that he couldn't do it, so he continued to swear that I would definitely play that bitch to death!"
"Which bitch?" Nishino couldn't see it anymore, he wanted to go home to sleep. He walked over, raised his hand, and sweared: "I..."
With a "bang", the fish sweared to the end before they could finish their posts.
"How is this possible? Are you making a mistake?" Hua Loubai was shocked.
"Don't you catch fish?"
"Yes, catch fish." Hua Loubai rolled up his trousers and jumped into the fountain, splashing a large splash of water.
"Why do you want to jump down? Didn't you bring a net bag?"
Yes, Hualoubai forgot this. But he jumped and just took it.
As he was fishing, Hua Loubai saw a sign standing in front of him in the water. It seemed to have words on it. He got closer and saw clearly: "You bastards, why are you always swearing to the fish! If you catch it, you will be fined 1,000 yuan..."
At this time, Nishino suddenly stopped catching fish, and reached out to go to the croaking Hualou.
"What are you hooking up? You haven't finished picking up yet."
"You get up, we are surrounded."
"What are you going to cover? Are you wrong?" Hua Loubai thought Nishino was teasing him. He turned around and exclaimed: "We are really surrounded!"
It turned out that during this period, the fish in the fountain often disappeared for no reason, and the leaders were scolded for being completely exhausted. Since yesterday, everyone took turns to take care of the fish in the fountain. Five minutes ago, the security guards in six squares were ambushed around them, and they didn't say anything, quietly waiting for them to finish fishing before talking.
The two were taken to the security room, tied up, and threw them in the corner to wait for the post: "Everyone is caught, see where are you running? Be honest!"
"Look at me, I'll go inside to discuss how to deal with these two laozis." The captain left a security guard to take care of Hualou and the others, and went into the security room by himself.
The security captain walked around and thought: "Did they poison the fish in the fountain to death? Or did they swear to death? If they were poisoned, obviously not. Water is good. If they swear to death, then this is too terrifying. Isn't it special?
What if they really have special abilities and dozens of fish will die if they make a vow, maybe this vow is also effective for people? What if he wants to make a vow to himself? Isn’t he going to hang up? No, it’s too dangerous.”
After a while, the captain came out with his hands behind his back, and the rest followed closely behind him.
The captain was stern: "You have something to say, don't swear, just forget the fish that hurts, don't hurt flowers and plants anymore, that's not good. You first explain why you didn't sleep in the middle of the night and whether you did the dead fish that you had the first two times?"
Nishino looked at him white and was too lazy to pay attention to him: "I have arrested him, I have to kill him and cut him by the way. Why do I say so much?"
He stopped doing Hualoubai. Is it easy for him? Didn’t he just kill you fish in the middle of the night? He even caught himself. He noticed that the captain told them not to swear. He stared at them viciously and said very proudly: “If you don’t let the two of you go, be careful that the two of you swear…”
Hearing the word "swear", the captain's face changed immediately. But he still had to pretend to be calm, "Send it, I want to see if someone reported it last time, is it true."
"Report?" Hua Loubai immediately spoke: "I..."
The captain rushed over and covered Hua Loubai's mouth: "If you have something to say, don't be impulsive!"
"Are you wrong? What is this for?" It seems that it is not a solution to continue making trouble. Nishino needs to explain the purpose of coming to salvage goldfish. "You can strengthen your aphrodisiac after eating the goldfish..."
I heard that this goldfish can strengthen its aphrodisiac, how could it be missed? Several security guards hurriedly ran out and went to find a pot for cooking fish.
"Hey, you grandsons, won't you let us loose?" Hua Loubai cursed.
"Oh, loosen the tie--" The captain ordered his subordinates to untie the rope for them, "Brother, have fish to eat together, hahaha--"...
Half an hour later, everyone, including Hua Loubai, surrounded the desk, staring at the pot of stewed, fragrant goldfish soup, and of course, there were four boxes of wine on the table.
"Can this be eaten? It smells so good." Someone was puzzled.
Hua Loubai patted his weak chest, raised his hand and sweared: "I promise I can eat..."
"Swish swish swish swish-" Seven people put down their chopsticks at the same time and attacked the innocent little fish in the pot.
"Brother, do you know? Dating beautiful women is pleasing to the eye, dating smart women is pleasing to the brain, dating healthy women is pleasing to the body, dating happy women is pleasing to the heart, dating gentle women is pleasing to the spirit, dating talented women is pleasing to the nature!" Hua Loubai drank while drinking, blowing away with the security guards.
"Aren't they all women? Why do you do that carefully? Come and drink—" The security captain took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, "Brother, do you want to come to Yangcheng?"
"Thank you, I'll quit." Hualoubai refused.
"Oh, smoking is okay, man--" The captain insisted on ordering a Hualoubai, and then the house was filled with smoke and fist sounds, completely forgetting the existence of Nishino.
Hiding behind Nishino secretly opened a bottle of wine, took a sip, and murmured to himself: "These people are crazy. Even eating goldfish, how big is the goldfish..."
Hualoubai and the security captain called each other brothers. They made a fuss with the security guards in the security room for most of the night. The drunk security captain was happy and dramatically announced that they would not be acquitted.
It was already five o'clock in the morning when I came back from the security room. When I arrived at the rental house, Hualoubai was still scolding: "Those bastards actually ate more fish than he did. I worked hard to catch it for so long..." Then I fell on the sofa and slept soundly.
Nishino took a shower and planned to take a nap, but thought that today was the first day to start selling flowers, and he had to go, and he lost all sleep. It was dawn, and Nishino went out quietly.
Halfway through, Xiaoxiao called and asked him if he had time in half a month. The bookstore she and Su Yu and Lu Xin were going to open, asking him to go over and help; and why he didn't answer her phone last night.
Nishino then remembered that there seemed to be two people who were laughing at me but didn't answer the phone. Of course, they didn't sleep last night and went to steal goldfish.
The goldfish caught it, but she was caught and couldn't tell Xiaoxiao the scandal. She had the right to know, and Nishino couldn't help but tell her the truth.
"It's really too much. How can you be so naive? You don't sleep in the middle of the night and go to catch goldfish? The key is that you're caught. You must take me there next time... With me here, you will never be caught." Xiaoxiao scolded Xiye on the other side of the phone.
"Okay, I will definitely bring you with me next time. Just grab the wind and I'll catch it."
"Don't go to Hualubai, he is a guy who can do nothing but lose things!"
"By the way, how is your script?"
"Stay late to make modifications, it's done."
"When will the company recruit screenwriters, remember to notify me."
"You can just go and sell your flowers with peace of mind. What kind of screenwriter should you be?"
"Why can't I do it?"
"You don't have a diploma..."
"Hey, who told me to lose my graduation certificate? It seems that I can only be a salesman."...
"It's time to do some serious business, take revenge on Lu Xin." Hua Loubai slept until after ten o'clock, and rubbed his dizzy forehead. "Lu Xin and I drank coffee together. I know me. It's not suitable to come out, so I'll put on makeup."
Hua Loubai got up, put on his beard, put on his glasses frame, put on his inner height, and then a mole stuck to the corner of his mouth. He stood in front of the mirror, and at first glance: it was a bit different from the original Hua Loubai, and his makeup technique was not bad!
Before the action, he spent 500 yuan to locate Lu Xin, but in fact he spent money to hire someone to find Lu Xin's whereabouts. He posted a reward information online, and the avatar he used when sending the information was not changed in time. The positioner of the reward was Su Yu, and some things happened just like this.
He thought that his plan was seamless and he could not miss it. He went out with great satisfaction and headed straight to the "date" location.
On the pedestrian street, Lu Xin and Su Yu discussed the details of the bookstore decoration. They were shopping at the moment, and there was Xiaoxiao.
Su Yu pretended to be profound: "Do you know? An interesting thing happened at 8 o'clock last night. Someone actually spent a lot of money online to buy Lu Xin's location."
"Who is so bored? Have you sold it to him?" Xiaoxiao asked.
"Don't do this." Su Yu said, "Of course I sold it, five hundred yuan, it would be stupid if I don't sell it."
"But, do you know who bought it? What did you buy it for? Will it hurt Lu Xin?" Xiaoxiao was very worried.
"Yeah, yeah." Lu Xin nodded.
Su Yu smiled slightly: "I'm not stupid x, the one where Mai Luxin is is stupid x. Guess who that person is?"
"Flowers, carrots."
"You all know, so magical?"
“We also went online last night.”
Then the three of them looked at each other and smiled. Su Yu said, "By the time, he should be around us now. He should have put on makeup in advance, put on a mustache, put on glasses, put on a height inside, and a mole sticks to the corner of his mouth. He is looking at Lu Xin with a telescope, or looking at us."
About 50 meters away, Hua Lubai was hiding behind a pillar, holding a telescope, observing the three of them for half an hour, and had changed five pillars.
After he was convinced that his makeup technique had no flaws, he put away his telescope with confidence, took a few deep breaths, stood outside the pillar, and walked towards them with a swagger.
At 25 meters, the three girls waiting to see clearly—
Hey! The person who came had a beard, and he looked like he had put it on. There was a disgusting mole on the corner of his mouth. He wore a pair of black frames without lenses...
"Huahua, radish?" Xiaoxiao asked.
"By the way." Su Yu said, "Are you very surprised? You can't find it online! Because this was also what I bought him with an extra takeout, and I charged two hundred yuan."
"Is Su Yu too strong, or is Hualoubai too stupid?" Lu Xin just felt cold sweat behind her back.
"Hi! How many beauties! Where are you going?" Hua Loubai walked to them and greeted them, and shook his head very coolly, almost flashing his neck.
"Bored." Xiaoxiao, Su Yu turned around and left.
Hua Loubai was so embarrassed: "That beauty, your friend doesn't seem to be very friendly?"
"Then what?"
Chapter completed!