Chapter 56
This creative marketing plan is called touching the bones and looking at the face. The effect is really good, and it immediately attracted a lot of people, especially beauties, to watch.
They talked and laughed while pointing. Finally, a beautiful woman sat in front of Hua Loubai and reached out and placed her hand on the table.
The sky is blue, the clouds are white, the beauty's hands are soft, and Hualoubai feels very comfortable, and the beauty doesn't mind. She just lowers her head to play with her LG mobile phone.
After almost touching, Hua Loubai spoke: "Although I can't see this beauty, I can touch it through your hands. What time is it now? It's 9:58, right?"
"Wow, you are so awesome! Tell me what else you are!" Hua Loubai retracted his gaze that fell on the beautiful woman's phone screen, pretended to behave and continued, "I've calculated that you use your lg phone!"
"Wow, you're so awesome!" The girl was surprised, her expression was no different from a silly girl.
"The girls' delicate and smooth skin feels so good. Just think of it as a blind man!" Hua Loubai slowly closed his eyes and enjoyed it. As a result, he saw the bone appearance of fifteen beauties in total. In fact, Hua Loubai knew nothing about bone appearance, and it was all up to cheat. This money came so quickly!
Nishino rolled his eyes aside and waited for Hualoubai to say, "I'm sure I'm looking for it, 80 yuan."
Impatient Nishino mechanically handed over his aunt's scarf and gave it to the beauty. He was already numb to Hualoubai's shameless "Dengtuzi" nature.
"Hey, it's not right! This beautiful sister, I touch your hands and feel that your hands are so strong! Wow, this bone is simply rare in a thousand years." Hua Loubai opened his eyes and said lies.
"Don't, don't bother me, this is touching!" This is not a beauty, she is clearly a big man! It seems that she is here to find fault.
Nishino patted Hualubai on the shoulder and was about to remind him, but Hualubai refused directly, ignoring Nishino's intention. It seemed that something was wrong, Nishino slowly retreated and slipped away...
"Wow, you're so sexy, you're actually still furry."
"Then you just touch it."
No, why is it a man's voice? Hua Loubai slowly opened his eyes and was shocked. A big * was in front of him, staring at him fiercely.
"You have good bone-touching and physiognomy skills! I don't know if it's good to touch my girlfriend just now..."
"Wow..." Hua Loubai ran away, he was touching the tiger!
Nishino, who left Hualou and slipped away, returned home, counting money on the sofa, dozens of times more than what he had gained yesterday. He felt happy and couldn't help but exclaim: "Huahua, you have such a big forehead, you must have a big hole! Let's continue tomorrow-"
An hour later, Hua Loubai came back panting, his hair was messy, his clothes were messy, and he was sweating profusely.
He fell to the floor: "It's too much. I've never seen such a stingy man. Didn't he just touch his girlfriend's hand? And I only touched him for half an hour! He chased me five streets, five streets! Fortunately, I ran fast-"
Nishino smiled and didn't say anything. He was not the one who was chased. However, out of gratitude and brotherhood, Nishino invited Hualou to the nearby for a big meal.
"Since you have money to make money, we will continue tomorrow." Hualoubai said while gnawing on chicken legs, "Isn't it better than selling auntie scarves alone?"
"Yes, yes - but when there is an accident, I pat you on the shoulder, so don't pretend to be blind." Nishino couldn't help laughing when he thought of Hualoubai's embarrassing look when he ran back from his life.
"Okay! I'll leave the stall and run away immediately." Hua Loubai put down the chicken legs and took a sip of Sanxian Soup. "If I ignore it, you'll slap me in the face--"
Yesterday, after the episode where Hualoubai was chased by a man desperately and was almost hit by a critical attack, the two learned their lesson a little, acted in a low-key manner, and did not dare to be too ostentatious in their personality.
The location is still at the entrance of the pedestrian street, and I gave the administrator some money. The venue and table are the same. The only difference between props is that the back face was modified-
First couplet: I heard that a man pretended to be a girl yesterday
The second couplet: It's just right now that I'm here to catch him to relieve my heart
Horizontal draft: Support sending tampons.
Hua Loubai, who was still scared, dared not pretend to be blind this time. He changed into Nishino to act as a fortune teller and still put on a big sunglasses.
Nishino is not as bored as Hualoubai, and he takes advantage of the situation by touching others' hands.
He didn't touch anything, so he asked the girl to put her hand on the table and hold a thin red line in her hand. The other end of the red line was handed over to Hualubai for responsibility.
Hualoubai tied it to the girl's slender jade fingers again, and the wind blew quietly, and the small red line gently floated.
Nishino was chanting a word and making a calculation, and his extremely serious expression almost made people unable to see any flaws: "This young lady, I can calculate that you are a beautiful woman with good skin, big eyes, long eyelashes, thin thighs, and your boyfriend must be a handsome guy. A handsome man--"
The girl kept nodding, but she didn't say a word. Nishino continued to talk about some praising words such as "rich and noble" and "children and grandchildren".
"Damn, I didn't see that this Nishino is more shameless than me." Hua Loubai, who was next to him, smelled a bag of aunt's scarf and cursed inwardly.
"This guy looks so familiar! I remember two people who looked at you yesterday, who looked very similar to you. But what you said today is very impressive. I am happy and support you..." Suddenly a man spoke, "I give you 100, so don't need to find it."
Nishino half closed his eyes and looked through his glasses, and couldn't help but take a breath: "My God! The girl sitting opposite him was the girl who had touched her for half an hour yesterday! The one who spoke was her boyfriend standing beside her! These two people are addicted to seeing each other! Calm, calm!"
"In such a big China, there are so many blind people in the world! Thank you, thank you." Nishino pretended to grop and took the money and put it on the table, "My man, give the guests a small gift--"
After a while, I didn't hear the echo of Hua Loubai, and the guy slipped away quietly at the moment.
"No need." The man with a stubble face held the girl's hand and turned around and slowly left.
It was not until the man walked dozens of meters away that Nishino pretended to wave goodbye to the couple: "Let's go slowly, two of you-"
"Master, everyone else has gone a long way, can't you see it?" The onlookers couldn't help laughing.
"I'm blind. Everyone laughed at me-" Nishino clasped his fists in time to apologize to others, "Huahua--"
"I'm here-" Hualubai is back.
"Why didn't you give gifts to customers just now?"
"I have a stomachache. I just went to the toilet, brother."
"Oh, it's good to come back." Nishino held his sunglasses and thought, "Fortunately, he's as clever as me!" Then he patted his chest, took a few breaths, and shouted loudly at the top of his throat: "Next--"
In the distance, Lu Xin, who was idle, pulled Long Xiaoxiao and wandered around the streets, while Su Yu went to find a job temporarily and didn't come together, so she would not be able to bear it if Xiye and Hualou visited him.
"What are you doing? There are so many people around, but it's not that someone is performing a big stone on his chest!"
"It's possible." Xiaoxiao said, "Why don't we go over and take a look?"
"It's better not to do it anymore! It looks so bloody. If the stones are not broken and the ribs are broken, it would be bad."
"It's not that serious, right?" Xiaoxiao responded, "It's okay if we go and have a look."
"Let's go to other places first, Xiaoxiao?"
"It's OK-"
So the two went around the nearby shop.
Nishino continued to show people his appearance. In his way, the effect was even better than yesterday and his popularity was even stronger.
"This girl, I can calculate that you are a virtuous family manager, good-for-sale, and very confident. I wonder if you have a boyfriend? Without you having more support, I will introduce one to you." Nishino sweated coldly on his forehead.
"Okay, then I'll thank this master first." The "girl" opposite spoke slowly.
"This is clearly a perfect pervert!" Nishino complained in his heart, thinking that he was confused. The girl was 1.8 meters tall, with dazzling lipstick on her lips, and two round blush on her cheeks.
The girl was wearing a suit, a white shirt, and a black tie. She wore a denim miniskirt, stockings, and brand-name white sneakers. Nishino felt a little snoring. He suspected that the girl was a third sex character, so he decided to play the rogue rabbit in Hualou.
"This girl, how about my apprentice?" Nishino asked the girl with a smile, then pretended to see nothing, closed her eyes, "Huahua, are you on the left or on the right..."
"Xinye, I didn't offend you, you'll play with me." Hualoubai thought and hurried forward, "That girl... girl... don't get me wrong."
"Misunderstanding?" The girl immediately untied the little red rope tied to her hand, hugged her chest with her hands, and glanced at Hualoubai with disdain, "What's the misunderstanding? Just like you, I don't like it, do you know? Those who pursue me can line up from this pedestrian street to the end, do you know, do you know..."
Obviously, she was really angry, and she threw down a hundred bills, pushed away the crowd, and left without looking back...
No, the girl came back and took away two packs of "super cool".
Hua Loubai couldn't help it anymore, so he turned around and found a pillar to support it, and then started vomiting, almost spitting out all the bile.
Xiye looked at Hua Loubai's embarrassing face and vomited continuously, and his lips twitched: "Will this be too much? But it doesn't seem to matter. Who told him to touch my poems! Next-"
Out of curiosity, Xiaoxiao and Lu Xin came to watch. The scene just now was so shocking, and both of them smiled so hard that their faces were a little sore.
Chapter completed!