Chapter 70 The Goddess and the Yellow Soup
The two finally started to do it and slowly touched the watermelon field.
"Hey, do you think this watermelon is kept ripe?"
Xu Nuo asked while touching the watermelon on the ground. Tong Yao shrewd and lowered her voice to remind her.
"If you say louder, you will be familiar with it!!!"
Five minutes later...
Tong Yao picked a watermelon that was not too big or too small, and whispered to Xu Nuo, who was still touching the watermelon with his butt sticking out.
"Hey, it's almost done. Are you really going to pick a king of melons back?"
“That’s good.”
Xu Nuo picked a watermelon casually and was about to leave when he heard a shrill wail of some creature.
"dog?"
"I, Cao, Tong Yao, now I know where this dog is. It's not in the east or west, it's in the middle!"
"Run!"
...
Tong Yao touched a watermelon on the ground, but Xu Nuo had to run inside, but he died. He stepped on the tail of the dog sleeping in the middle of the ground. The dog was so painful that it started barking.
After the pain was over, and Xu Nuo ran away and showed weakness, the dog went crazy and got up and chased after him.
While chasing him, he shouted, while Xu Nuo ran and scolded him.
"This mad dog, just run away, just shout it's nothing!"
Tong Yao panted and laughed.
"Didn't you say you want to stimulate? The excitement will come soon!"
"Exciting? Where is it?"
"Just behind, you can't hear it?"
Xu Nuo ran and looked back, but he saw a swearing sound and a flashlight-like light shield coming from behind him. It was obvious that Zhang Laosan had woken up and was catching up with him.
"What do you know how to call people? What should we do?"
"I will run separately when I get in front later. I will go back to the village from Liushugou, and you will go back to the side of Zhaojiazhuang..."
"good!"
"Gather under the poplar trees at the entrance of the village!"
...
After the two agreed, they just ran separately and Xu Nuo started scolding.
"I, Cao, have all run away separately. Why are dogs and people chasing me..."
Dogs run much faster than humans, so shortly after they parted, the dog surpassed Zhang Laosan, and then caught up with Xu Nuo.
But...
Just when Xu Nuo fell and was caught up by the dog, the mad dog suddenly whined and turned around and ran back.
Zhang Laosan, who was catching up with him behind, was still stunned, but he saw Chong Xunuo stand up from the ground, with green face and fangs and grinning.
Zhang Laosan was so scared that he trembled with his little face turned pale. Then, like the dog, he screamed and turned around and ran away, crying while running.
"Oh my god! The little devil is stealing melon!!!"
Xu Nuo was still ready to surrender, but when he saw Zhang Laosan's attitude, he immediately understood and touched the mask on his face and was amused.
"I can't scare you to death, hum! I'll let you owe my family money to no one!"
Xu Nuo snorted proudly. If Tong Yao was there, she would definitely have to cry.
It turned out that this guy came to steal the watermelon from Zhang Laosan's family not to stimulate it, but to retaliate against the money owed by her family...
She hummed a little song and walked slowly towards the village with her hands behind her back. After meeting Tong Yao, she responded to a few words and went home to sleep.
The next day, Tong Yao had just gotten up and went out, and heard a circle of people around the intersection discussing something. She had no feelings for the villagers. She usually didn't even light a head when meeting each other, so naturally she wouldn't join in the fun.
It happened that Xu Nuo came with biting the bun at this time, walked up to her and coughed twice, then looked around like a thief, and then said to her cautiously.
"Do you know who I was scared last night?"
Tong Yao was stunned and asked with her chin touched her chin and frowned.
"Didn't you say it all last night? You said that you scared Zhang Laosan so much that you wet your pants. By the way, there is also Zhang Laosan's dog."
Xu Nuo shook his head.
"Oh, no, I'm talking about us at the entrance of the village last night. Did you forget? Just..."
Tong Yao suddenly remembered that she was at the entrance of the village last night. Xu Nuo met a villager playing cards with a mask. She asked with wide eyes.
"Who is it?"
Xu Nuo lowered his voice again and said.
"It's Dezi's wife!!!"
"ah?"
"Really, I heard from the villagers just now. It was said that Dezi's wife did not give it to the old village chief after she took back 130,000 yuan from you. Instead, she deducted the money under the name of renovating the house. In fact, she took the money out to play mahjong every day. She just came back from playing cards last night, and then she met me."
"Where did you hear this?"
"What else can it be? Look, what about these long-glossy women..."
Xu Nuo blinked toward the entrance of the village, then lowered his voice and smiled with a slight smile.
"I heard them say that Dezi's wife thought she had met a ghost last night. She collapsed after returning home. She was so scared that she peed her pants. She hadn't recovered yet. Dezi had no choice but to ask her to go to the hospital and she could not go there, so she could only invite the witch to show her. Haha, as I said, this is called God's will. I didn't expect that I was in a accident and ended up getting retribution for this woman..."
As the two were talking, they saw a woman dressed in a robe and a Taoist nun came hurriedly from south to north. Xu Nuo quickly shut up, blinked at Tong Yao, and then greeted the girl.
"Fairy, how is Dezi's wife sick?"
It turned out that this woman was the witch invited by Dezi. Xu Nuo didn't know what the dude called him, but he actually came to a fairy girl. As a result, the witch was extremely happy when she heard the name and even stopped.
"Haha, there is no serious illness, I'm just fascinated by the little ghost. I gave her some yellow soup and she's already awake."
"Yeah, it's indeed Fairy Gu, she's famous!!!!"
"hehe……"
Xu Nuo praised again, and Fairy Zhang was even more excited and trembled all over.
"Where are the fairy going? Are you looking for yellow soup? My nephew is at home, why don't you get some for you?"
"How old is your nephew... this year?"
The witch looked at Xu Nuo in confusion, and Xu Nuo nodded with a smile and replied.
"Oh, I'm just five years old, I must be a boy who is peeing! I've just gotten angry these days, so it's definitely yellow enough!"
"It's OK if you get angry, then okay, go to your house!"
Xu Nuo blinked at Tong Yao proudly, then pulled her arm and led Zhang Xiangu to the house.
Her nephew is the child of her cousin's family. She is 5 years old and chubby. She is from the city. She brings her children to experience life during the summer vacation.
Tong Yao met this child last summer vacation. Although he was a little naughty, he was quite popular.
The two of them took Fairy Zhang to the house and happened to see her cousin's wife playing with her children at the door.
Xu Nuo winked at Tong Yao and signaled Tong Yao to deal with it first, and she took the excuse to go home to find a bottle.
"No, I'll bring the bottle."
Fairy Zhang smiled and took out a small gourd the size of a palm from his arms. I don’t know how many years it has been plastered, with redness and redness.
Xu Nuo waved his hand with a smile.
"This is not OK. It's too young. My nephew urinates a lot. It doesn't matter. I have a ready-made bottle at home. Please wait a moment and I'll take it out immediately without delaying the problem."
Chapter completed!