Chapter 2 Stealing Peaches
"No hurry, the enemies are all very cunning now. Some people who know this routine are pretending to be silent, such as last time I..."
"Last time?"
"Cough...hehe, this doesn't matter, you can wait a little longer."
Xu Nuo, who almost let out a joke, smiled embarrassedly, and then squatted down and looked into the peach woods.
"What are you looking at?"
"Hehe, this is my unique secret. Squat down and see. If someone is hiding in the ground, then although his body can be blocked by branches, his feet cannot be hidden. Look!"
Tong Yao squatted down and looked at it like that. Sure enough, when she stood up, she looked at her eyes blocked by the peach tree branches, but she squatted down and saw clearly.
Only countless peach tree trunks can be seen on the ground, and nothing else.
Xu Nuo clapped his hands and waved his hand with a smile.
"Okay, it seems that there is no one in the field, start acting."
After saying that, she straightened her feet and walked in, and Tong Yao followed her.
"Hey, how come you have such rich experience in stealing peaches? Have you done it before..."
"Ah? What did you say?"
"I said..."
"What? I can't hear it, the signal is bad..."
Tong Yao:...
The two of them walked in while talking nonsense, Xu Nuo picked a peach from the tree, wiped the corners of their clothes, and started eating it.
"Hey, aren't you afraid that this peach will be given pesticides?"
"Hey, how is it possible? How can I still use medicine when I am cooked? Don't worry..."
Xu Nuo said as he took out a pair of jeans from his pocket and tied the two trousers with a rubber band. The jeans turned into a one-piece pocket.
Then, she picked a peach and threw one into her pants, and walked all the way inside.
Seeing that both trousers were almost full, Tong Yao whispered to remind her.
"It's almost done, go back."
"Don't worry, I finally had such a good opportunity. Come and help me take it."
Xu Nuo handed Tong Yao the jeans filled with peaches, then looked around and took off the jeans he was wearing.
"I, Cao...you, you..."
"Hehe, it's okay. I'm wearing pantyhose down there. When the jeans pocket is full, we'll remove it."
Xu Nuo seemed to be ready, so he put on pantyhose under his jeans and skillfully tied the second pair of jeans to the legs and started to pretend to be peaches. As a result, he had just put on more than half of his clothes, and suddenly he was stunned.
Tong Yao was about to ask her what was wrong, but she followed her gaze and immediately exploded on the spot.
On a peach tree four or five meters ahead of them, a middle-aged man was squatting at this moment. He was a little crooked because of a stroke on his lips. He was now staring at the two of them with fire, then he jumped off the tree and rushed towards them, and cursed.
"I dare to steal my peaches, I will kill you!!! Wow..."
This person is the crooked mouth mentioned by Xu Nuo before, and is also the owner of this peach tree.
Tong Yao immediately turned around and ran away as soon as she threw away the fruit of victory in her hand and shouted, holding the jeans and cursing.
"I, Cao, is so despicable, I actually squat on the tree... I can't be so guarded..."
The two of them ran out of the Peach Tree Forest, without taking a chance, and they knew how to run randomly.
"Stop! You two thieves, stop for me!"
...
I don’t know how long I had been running, but Tong Yao felt that she was about to die of anger. In the end, she couldn’t run and collapsed on the ground so tired that she looked behind her. She looked at her crooked mouth no longer knew when it was gone.
"Ah...an...is safe...huh..."
"Well...is...is almost the same...huh... this crooked mouth wasn't so smart before, why is the IQ now soaring..."
"In the past? How many times did you steal someone?"
"The hero doesn't mention his courage back then, come and eat a peach to suppress his shock!"
"You... do you still have the heart to eat?"
"Hey... I've stolen it, I can't waste it?"
As he said that, Xu Nuo poured the peaches in his trouser legs to the ground, picked up one and wiped them casually, and sat on the ground happily and started eating.
Tong Yao next to her was a little stunned.
"You said... the peaches that people have worked hard to grow, will it be bad for us to do this...?"
Xu Nuo gave Tong Yao a light look while eating.
"I knew you would have a psychological burden. Don't worry. When I entered, I threw fifty dollars into the field, which was enough to cover these peaches. But, my stupid crooked mouth probably thought it was ours. Maybe I was sitting on the ground and laughing at us for stealing chickens and losing rice..."
"Ah? You threw fifty dollars into the field? But... this... you..."
"Hehe, do you want to ask me why I don't buy it if I have money, and I have to steal it?"
Tong Yao nodded.
"Yes, I just want to ask this, why?"
"Because stealing is more exciting, and it allows you to recall the joy of childhood. Do you still remember the incident of stealing peaches in the village after we were young?"
After an hour in advance, Tong Yao chuckled.
Although she and Xu Nuo were both girls after a child, their ability to harm all the boys was extremely powerful.
They have done a lot of stealing chickens and dogs, so that the people who raise chickens in the village dare not let the chickens go out for a walk, and they dare not bark at random when they see them.
The children of their era had nothing to do, and they didn’t steal fruits and vegetables because they were greedy, and they couldn’t get up to the moral level. Perhaps they were just because they were idle and were looking for trouble.
Once, the two went outside the village to steal peaches. There was no one in the field, but there were dogs. Tong Yao remembered deeply that day, and she and Xu Nuo were chased by the dog and ran out a new record. On the next day, the two passed by the peach tree land, and the landowner posted a notice to find a dog.
That's right, I chased too far, and the dog lost himself...
"Huh... I finally saw you laughing, it's not a waste of work."
Xu Nuo said silly with a silly smile, Tong Yao, who was wiping peaches, was stunned and looked at her with a complicated expression.
"You...you do these things, actually to make me happy?"
"Well...or what?"
"But... why?"
"Because I haven't seen you laugh in this month. By the way, I asked you several times, but you haven't told me yet, why are you frowning all day long? Tell me, who bullied you or is it not enough money to spend?"
"I...oh, I'm late!"
"Damn, you changed the subject again!"
Tong Yao looked at the watch and shook it at Xu Nuo.
"Look, the second class will be in ten minutes. I guess you have to wear a skirt to attend class again this time."
"It's okay, I've asked for leave from the class teacher."
"Ask for leave?"
Tong Yao was stunned, and then saw Xu Nuo shaking his phone screen, which was the WeChat chat record she sent to her head teacher Qin Lili.
There is only one sentence.
[Hello teacher, I had a stomachache this morning. Tong Yao sent me to the hospital. She can testify!]
Qin Lili’s reply is very simple, only two words - OK!
"ox!"
Chapter completed!