Twenty-eight beauties have a body that looks like a crisp, with a sword at their waists to kill the foolish man.

Although no one's head was seen, the king's bones were destroyed secretly.

Ning Fu wrote these four lines of poetry on paper, then sent it to Zhao Xu and said, "How do the officials feel after reading this poem?"

"The poem is a good poem, but I don't feel anything about it."

Zhao Xu shook his head.

"It seems that quitting sex poems are useless!"

Ning Fu whispered to himself.

"Ning Fu, I feel like my health is getting worse every day, so you must help me!"

Zhao Xu said again with a sincere face.

Ning Fu saved his life yesterday and also knew the root cause of his illness.

The most important thing is that in Zhao Xu's opinion, Ning Fu is proficient in medical skills and is better than the imperial doctors in the palace, so he asked Ning Fu for help.

"Guan, are you sure you want my help?"

Ning Fu also asked solemnly.

"certainly!"

Zhao Xu's expression was very determined.

"Okay, I can give it a try, but I'm not sure whether it will work!"

Ning Fu told the truth that the key to rebooting lies in one’s subjective consciousness.

"I understand, whether it succeeds or not, I will never blame you!"

Zhao Xu said solemnly again.

After hearing what Zhao Xu said, Ning Fu finally gave up his worries.

"I know a guy from a sex club... No, he's a sex master. He used to be a prostitute who hung out on various websites... Well, he was a libertine in all the major brothels, especially Japanese women. Later he gave up his prostitution and became a

A highly respected monk!"

Ning Fu had a friend in later generations who once hung out in the famous rebooting bar. Ning Fu also learned some things in this area through him, and now he just copied it.

As for whether it would be effective, Ning Fu was not confident. Anyway, his friend did not succeed.

"Then how did this master of abstinence do it?"

Zhao Xu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked eagerly. Hearing that someone had succeeded, this gave him a lot of confidence.

"The first step is to understand your current situation!"

Ning Fu took a big piece of paper and put it in front of Zhao Xu and said, "Guan, from now on, every time you think about a woman, write the word 'quiet' on the paper. I want to see you."

In twelve hours, how many times have I had desires in my heart?"

"good!"

Zhao Xu nodded firmly again, then picked up a pen and wrote a big word "quiet".

"Guan Jia, are you starting to think about it now?"

Ning Fu was speechless.

"When you mentioned Japanese women just now, I couldn't help but think about it."

Zhao Xu replied a little embarrassedly.

"Japanese women have short and thick legs. They also like to dye their teeth black and apply a thick layer of white powder on their faces..."

However, before Ning Fu finished talking about the characteristics of Japanese women, Zhao Xu picked up the pen again and silently wrote the second "quiet".

Ning Fu shut up immediately. It seemed that Zhao Xu was not only an old pervert, but also a very heavy-tongued old pervert.

At this moment, Zhao Xu looked at Ning Fu's face and suddenly picked up his pen and wrote the third word "quiet".

"Guan Jia, I didn't say anything!"

Ning Fu shouted in shock.

"My dear, you are handsome. If you look closely, you are somewhat similar to one of the concubines in my palace, so..."

Zhao Xu said again rather shyly.

"When I resign, the officials must remember to write it down clearly. I will come back to review it tomorrow!"

Ning Fu covered his face with his sleeve and walked backwards out of Chui Gong Hall.

Being with a king is like being with a tiger, and the other person is also a lecherous tiger. This life is very difficult.

However, Ning Fu still has to help Zhao Xu, mainly because he is still young. If Zhao Xu dies too early, Zhang Dun will definitely lose power. By then, Ning Fu will have no backer in the court, and his life will be difficult.

It's even more difficult.

The next day Ning Fu entered the palace again.

After Zhao Xu waved back, he sheepishly took out a large piece of paper with the word "jing" written on it.

Ning Fu took it and counted it, and found that there were more than twenty characters on it.

"Less than thirty, which is pretty good!"

Ning Fu breathed a sigh of relief and said.

"This...this is just the first one!"

Zhao Xu lowered his head and took out another stack of paper. There were dozens of them, filled with the word "quiet" in large and small sizes.

Ning Fu took the stack of paper with trembling hands. How could he be curing his hair?

Zhao Xu is completely terminally ill and cannot be saved. He must wait to die!

Of course, you can think like this in your heart, but you can't say it with your mouth, otherwise Ning Fu will definitely die before Zhao Xu.

"Guan Guan, you are too energetic, aren't you?"

Ning Fu looked at the papers filled with the words "Jing" and asked helplessly.

"Actually, it's fine during the day, but at night, I can't control myself."

When Zhao Xu said this, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said again with a suddenly excited expression.

"Actually, your method is quite effective. I only asked Liu Jieyu to sleep with me last night!"

"Only one person was called!"

Ning Fu's eyes widened. You almost died suddenly the day before yesterday, and you started to indulge again last night. You really don't take your own life seriously!

"May I ask the official, how many people do you usually ask to attend your bed?"

"Usually, at least two are required, and if more, four or five."

Zhao Xu answered very honestly.

"Four or five! That's too many!"

Ning Fu shouted in shock.

"Not much. I used to have at most eight people sleeping with me at one time. Later, the imperial doctor advised me to be restrained, so the number was reduced a lot."

Zhao Xu said seriously again.

Ning Fu was already so angry that he cursed in his heart: If you ask so many people to attend your bed, you are not afraid of an iron pestle grinding into a needle?

"Ning Aiqing, besides writing the word "jing", is there any other good way? I think you are much better than those imperial doctors who only know how to feed me medicine!"

Zhao Xu asked again.

"this……"

Ning Fu is currently riding a tiger and cannot get off. If he had known that Zhao Xu was a hardcore gunner, he should not have agreed to help him yesterday.

"I have an alternative, but the officials must agree to not get close to women anymore!"

"Can't you be intimate at all?"

Zhao Xu asked very tangledly.

"The official's illness is already very serious. If he continues to indulge, I'm afraid the sudden cardiac arrest may recur!"

Ning Fu did not scare Zhao Xu. Historically, Zhao Xu fell ill at the beginning of the first month of the year and passed away in just a few days. It is said that he had symptoms of hemoptysis before his death. It was probably because he was too indulgent and damaged his body.

"this……"

Hearing this, Zhao Xu hesitated again for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! I listen to you. From today on, I will never get close to women!"

"Great, my method is called punching in and signing in!"

Ning Fu stepped forward and wrote the words "First Day" on a piece of paper.

"Officials, please take a look. This is the sign-in card for the first day. Officials can find a conspicuous place to post it so that they can see it all the time."

“What’s the use of just a piece of paper?”
To be continued...