Chapter 87 Conditions of Prison
The emperor sneered, "Stop bargaining with me! I haven't scolded you yet! It's just a mess! I heard that Feng Qiudao was also present at that time? Humph! As soon as he became a general, he didn't know that the world was so strong. You beat Shangshu Pan's son so badly, thinking that he would have to spend a few days behind closed doors and fined him a few years of salary? Will Shangshu Pan be willing? What's the difference between this and not punishing him? You two are my children, Shangshu Pan dare not do anything to you, but Fang Zheng really offended Shangshu Pan to death. Will he let Fang Zheng go? Only by letting Fang Zheng squat in the sky prison can I relieve Shangshu Pan's revenge slightly. Do you understand?"
The fat man and Changping smiled embarrassedly and stopped talking.
The emperor turned his head and looked at Fang Zheng, and said in a tone of regret: "You, you! How many times have I told you? You must be patient in everything and know how to give in and compromise. Could it be that I have to tell you again? If it weren't for my Princess Changping... Humph! You were killed by someone, and I wouldn't have looked at you again."
Now it seems that being in prison is a foregone conclusion. Alas, I am still a time traveler! Which time traveler is as embarrassed as me? My wife or two, I have a lot of troubles, and I have a lot of troubles and a cowardly time traveler.
Changping looked at Fang Zheng with sympathy, then stared at the emperor and said, "Then... how long will he stay in the heavenly prison?"
The emperor said coldly: "Let's wait first, when will the ministers' voices be discussed less, and he will come out again."
Changping said angrily: "Who dares to discuss it? Old... Uh, I will kill the nine clans of their houses! Kill them without leaving any other people!"
Fang Zheng was so grateful that he almost cried. It was better for Changping to treat me well. If this wife is married home in the future, she will definitely be a good wife who is turning her elbow in. Who dares to challenge the young master in the future and asks the princess wife to kill him directly. It is not illegal. Isn’t this much more effective than the gold medal of avoiding death?
The emperor glared at Changping: "Don't mess around! You can also give me some peace during this period! You are not sick, and you are not allowed to run around when you see your princess. I punish you to think about your mistakes in the house. When will Fang Zheng release him? You will be allowed to go out? Did you hear that?"
The fat man quickly said respectfully, and Changping pouted his little mouth aggrievedly and didn't make a sound.
Fang Zheng looked at the emperor with a last glimmer of hope and said, "Emperor, I know that I am wrong. Your Majesty... Can you stop letting me go to jail? I am afraid of the dark..."
The emperor shook his head: "When you attacked someone, you should have thought of the consequences. There is no need to discuss this matter. Fang Zheng, I hope that after this matter, you can have a long memory and restrain your words and actions. Otherwise, I will never be able to protect you for the rest of your life if I see Changping and Wuya. Do you understand?"
With a sad face, Fang Zheng begged bitterly: "Your Majesty, I have a long memory. Really, I suddenly feel that I have a very good memory. I can never forget it. If I don't believe me, I will recite the "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" for you, oh, you don't know, right? Then "Pipa Xing"?..."
Looking at the emperor's firm expression, Fang Zheng's mouth sagged: "Emperor..."
Turning his head to look at Changping and Fatty, seeing that they were also looking at him with sympathy, Fang Zheng bit his teeth, and my buddy was willing to do it today, I don’t want this face anymore!
"……father in law!"
"Puchi", the emperor and the fat man were stunned, and could no longer help but laugh.
Changping spits shyly with a pretty face, "Go to you! I haven't married you yet..."
The emperor laughed and said, "Your father-in-law called him too early."
Fang Zheng smiled dryly and said, "It's not early or early. It's time. Your Majesty, I am your son-in-law,... I'm your son-in-law soon. Don't send your son-in-law to prison. It's not like this to destroy relatives for justice. We are a family, and the family must be intimate, respect and love each other, share blessings with others, and have outsiders in prison..."
The emperor waved his hand impatiently: "What a mess? I tell you that there is no need to discuss the matter of going to jail. If you have any other requests, I can try my best to satisfy you."
After entering the cell, what else can I ask for? Fang Zheng sighed dejectedly and said sadly: "Then Weichen wants... uh, it doesn't matter if he wants anything?"
The emperor smiled and said, "You can talk about what you want first, I can consider it."
Fang Zheng thought about it carefully for a while before counting his fingers: "The bed in the cell needs to be changed. The larger ones, the pineapple wood, are better for carved ones, otherwise I can't sleep. Sheets are indispensable, and they need new ones. I like to wear pajamas when I sleep. Fatty, please ask someone to come home to bring a letter and ask Xiaolu to bring the pajamas I usually wear; and there are more candles, I'm afraid of the darkness; prepare more snacks, and the more dried fruits and jerky, the better; fruits, carry two baskets of fruits, eat them well for the skin; my daughter has a few jars of red..."
The three of them widened their eyes and looked at Fang Zheng counting various daily necessities one by one. Master Fang was really rude. He counted more and more, and his food, clothing and everything was extremely fine. It seemed that to invite Master Fang to prison, just moving these things would be a very huge project. I don’t know how much manpower and material resources would be spent.
The emperor couldn't help it anymore and said in a bad tone: "Do I want to send two more palace maids in to serve you?"
Fang Zheng was stunned and thought about it, but he would just forget it. The palace maids in the palace might have an affair with the emperor. Young master, I don’t want what he used. - I wonder if I can call Yanran in? The world of two people is blessed and live a world of two people, and I am sweet and sweet. No one can disturb me. Yanran plays the piano for me, and I sings the Cantonese song for Yanran...?
Plus Changping... Forget it, don't call Changping, something might happen if two women meet...
"Hmph! You squat in a prison cell, and your score is even bigger than the emperor, Is you going to jail or on vacation?" the emperor said angrily.
Then don’t let me go, are you happy to be this young master?
Fang Zheng muttered dissatisfiedly, then said with a frown: "Your Majesty, I am making fun of suffering. Men should be kind to yourself..."
Changping pulled the emperor's sleeve and acted coquettishly: "Father, please promise him. It's not a big deal to bring something in. You just have to look at Mi'er's... then who... suffers in the heavenly prison?"
The emperor sighed and said laughing and crying: "He is not like squatting in the sky prison, he is clearly going to enjoy his happiness... Well, for Mi'er's sake, I have agreed to you all the things you said."
Fang Zheng said happily when he heard this: "I thank you, the emperor, long live my emperor..."
"Okay, okay, stop flattering! I'll give you two hours to prepare for it when you go home. After two hours, I will send someone to send you to the heavenly prison. Go!" The emperor waved his hand impatiently and turned his head to the side, as if he was too lazy to even look at Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng sighed and walked out of the imperial study with a sad face. Fatty and Changping followed him and they followed him with guilty expressions. The fat man stuttered: "Brother Fang... I'm really sorry, I didn't expect to implicate you..."
Changping's eyes were red, and his tone was crying: "If I had known that it would have caused you to go to jail, I would not beat him... I don't know if you will suffer if you go in..."
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "I know I will endure hardships, so you can find me more girls who play the piano and sing music, and come in and accompany me."
Seeing that Fang Zheng could still laugh, Changping relieved his worries, and cursed: "Bah! It's already this time, you still have thief thoughts. I really should advise my father to keep you in touch for a few more days!"
The fat man said in a deep voice: "Brother Fang, we will go see you. Do you need anything else? I'll buy it for you."
Fang Zheng thought about it and found that everything he should have seemed to be all, and there was only no spiritual food. My buddy is a positive and motivated person. How could he have no books to read when he was in jail?
So Fang Zheng said to the fat man: "Do you have any books to read? Get me a few books to read."
The fat man was solemnly respected: "Brother Fang still insisted on studying in prison, but he is really a role model for us! You said, I will send it to you whatever book you want."
Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Let me get a copy of "Jin Ping Mei", it's enough to pass the time." Fang Zheng read "Jin Ping Mei" in his previous life, but he never tires of reading good books, so he planned to review the past and learn about the new.
The fat man said in surprise: "Jin Ping Mei? Is there any book? Why have I never heard of it?"
Fang Zheng also said in surprise: "I haven't heard of "Jin Ping Mei"?"
Then Fang Zheng looked heartbroken and said, "Sad! I haven't heard of such a classic good book. You ancient people were simply too ignorant..."
The fat man lowered his head in shame: "Brother Fang, I will work harder to enrich myself in the future."
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction: "You should read more books and read good books. Knowing shame is almost courageous. I will give these words to Fatty Brother, and I will encourage you! - "*" is there? None? Where is "The Secret History of Spring Boudoir"? "The Monk of Lantern Grass"? None? Damn! I am so disappointed with you ancient people! Let's do this, I can make a few books for me..."
The more Changping listened, the more he felt that the books Fang Zheng said were not a good way. After hearing the last *, Changping finally knew what the books Fang Zheng said were of nature. Hearing the words, he had a pretty face and sneered: "Just go to Qinhuai River and ask two girls to come in and accompany you. Wouldn't it be more vivid than *?"
After saying that, he pulled the fat man away with a calm voice: "Brother, don't pay attention to him and let him get moldy and smelly in the prison!"
The fat man was pulled by Changping and turned around and shouted as he walked: "Hey, I'll send you * tonight, it's very exciting..."
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The military parade is good. I personally think this year it focuses more on mechanization, and the infantry phalanx is not so outstanding. It's a bit regrettable, haha...
Chapter completed!