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Chapter 85 Fatty Piracy

It was already late at night when I returned to Fang Mansion. There were still lanterns hanging high at the door of Fang Mansion. It seemed that everyone had not yet slept in this situation.

Butler Sun squatted in the door, holding a small pot of wine in his hand, looking out the door constantly, and from time to time, he put the spout to simmer a few sips of wine. His life was very comfortable. Seeing Fang Zheng coming, Butler Sun was happy and put down the wine pot to greet him.

"Oh, my young master! Why are you back? The master and wife have been waiting for you for a long time."

Fang Zheng was stunned and waited for me again? What did my buddy do to fall into the hands of the two elders this time?

"Butler Sun, do you know what's wrong with my parents waiting for me?" Fang Zheng has learned to ask for directions before meeting the master. - I have to ask, there is an emperor in the palace and a father in the family. These two people are just asking for trouble for Master Fang, so you must be careful.

"It's okay, oh, your classmate, Mr. Zhou, is here. The master and his wife are talking to him in the front hall."

Fatty? Didn’t you just separate? Why did he come to my house again? Why is this kid even less focused than this young master?

After entering the front hall, my parents were having a great time talking with the fat man. I don’t know what to say, but my parents laughed so happily.

He saluted his parents in confusion, and Fang Zheng threw an inquiring look at the fat man. The fat man ignored him and still talked to his parents with a simple smile.

"... Later, Cinderella lived a happy and happy life with the prince. The two of them built a piece of land in the countryside, built a four-entry large yard, and bought many servants, and they lived together until they were old..." A simple and yellow version of the fairy tale "Cinderella" with rich Chinese local characteristics was freshly released in the fat man's mouth.

Fang Zheng looked at the fat man in shock, Damn! The fat man is so shameless! Isn’t this the story that I told him before? This kid is so rude, using it to fool my parents - I wonder if he has charged my parents?

Mr. Fang and his wife were so excited that they were quite excited. They asked repeatedly: "Is there any? Is there any?"

The fat man smiled and said, "This story is over. Next time I will tell my uncle and aunt the story of "Sleeping Beauty"..."

Fang Zheng was stunned again...

Mr. Fang coughed and said to Fang Zheng: "Look, Your Highness Fu is talented and can tell such a moving story with just one mouth. What about you? Humph! You are ignorant and only know how to do whatever you want outside all day!"

Fang Zheng didn't say anything, gritted his teeth, "crunched"...

The fat man's honest face showed a modest expression: "My uncle praised him, but my nephew only read a few more books in his spare time and compiled a few short stories about entertainment, and he could not be considered elegant..."

Mr. Fang stroked his beard and shook his head and said, "That's much better than this evil son of my family. He can't even make up a decent story. He is quite accomplished in lying in front of me. Alas, the family is unfortunate!"

Fang Zheng didn't say anything, continued to grit his teeth, "crunching"...

The fat man glanced at Fang Zheng with a smile on his face: "For this, my uncle's praise is worthy of being ashamed."

Mr. Fang nodded to the fat man with admiration, then looked at Fang Zheng and immediately turned his face: "I came back so late, why are you going to cause trouble again?"

Dad is clearly a double standard! Is the fat man your biological child?

Fang Zheng glared at the fat man with hatred and said respectfully: "Dad, my child is busy with government affairs now..."

Mr. Fang interrupted him without hesitation: "Barring! You are just your fifth-rank false position and are still 'busy in government affairs'. Do you think I don't know? Humph! The shopkeeper of Yaoyuelou just came here and said that someone had smashed our restaurant. The matter seemed to be caused by you. I said! What trouble did you cause outside recently?"

Fang Zheng said innocently: "No, dad, the child has been holding his tails up recently and is very low-key. If you don't believe me, please ask the fat man..."

Mr. Fang sneered: "You didn't mess with others. Is there something wrong with him? He's fine? He's smashed other people's shops to play?"

Fang Zheng quickly flattered: "Dad, you are indeed wise and powerful, and you hit it off. Isn't that kid just a problem?"

The fat man covered his mouth and smiled softly, his shoulders tremblingly.

Mr. Fang glared at Fang Zheng for a while, then sighed: "Your Highness Fu has told me just now, and you really can't blame me for this matter. However, you are now an official in the court, and the officialdom is dangerous step by step. You are like you, offending others everywhere. How many days can you be an official?"

How many days can you be considered? It would be better if the emperor removed me. Everyone is worried. Do you want to be a broken official? Fang Zheng secretly curled his lips.

The fat man came out to smooth things over: "Uncle Fang, you can't blame Brother Fang for this matter. It's really because of the fact that the Pan Shangshu family bullied people too much. Brother Fang spoke out righteously for the soldiers who died in the grassland in the court, and did not hesitate to offend the powerful and powerful. Now the people in the capital are thinking about Brother Fang's goodness."

Fang Zheng nodded and agreed: "That's it."

Mr. Fang glared at Fang Zheng fiercely and stopped talking.

The fat man smiled at the right time: "I am here so late today, because there is a happy event to repay my uncle and aunt."

Mr. Fang smiled and said, "Your Highness, what are the happy events in our Fang family?"

The fat man glanced at Fang Zheng inadvertently and smiled: "Congratulations to uncle and aunt, brother Fang... Haha, brother Fang is going to be the prince consort."

"What?" Mr. Fang and his wife were shocked, and then looked at each other, looking in disbelief.

Immediately, Mr. Fang glared at Fang Zheng fiercely: "Which princess have you provoked again?"

Why do you say "remove"? Fang Zheng was so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall when he heard this. As for me, I am provoking a professional princess in your heart?

Poorly stretched out a finger, Fang Zheng smiled and said, "One, only one. The child has only provoked one princess in total, hehe..."

Mrs. Fang asked carefully: "Is it... Princess Changping?"

Fang Zheng and the fat man nodded together: "That's right."

Mr. Fang and his wife looked at each other again, and then looked happy. Mrs. Fang said happily: "I said that Princess Changping is destined to be with my son. Their red line was something that Mr. Yue had been holding for them in her previous life. No matter how many twists and turns, she would still be together."

Mr. Fang looked at the fat man in a narrow eye: "Your Highness, can you tell me what's going on?"

The fat man bowed and said, "Uncle, my father has always admired Brother Fang very much. He has been intending to betroth his sister Princess Changping to him. Unfortunately, Brother Fang has been reluctant to express his opinion, and my father doesn't have much to say. In recent days, haha, maybe Brother Fang has figured it out by himself, maybe he has had feelings for my sister, so my father certainly cannot ask for it. My nephew believes that there will be no more twists and turns in this marriage."

Mrs. Fang poked Fang Zheng's head hatefully: "The princess likes you so much, you are so slutty, you are so beautiful!"

Mr. Fang said seriously at Fang Zheng: "Zheng'er, what do you say about this?"

Fang Zheng shyly lowered his head and drew circles on the ground with one foot: "You can do whatever you say..."

The room was full of chills...

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The marriage seems to have been decided like this. Now I am just waiting for the emperor to summon the princess to marry him. It is said that there are many etiquettes in the palace. How troublesome is, Master Fang did not ask.

The emperor was summoned soon, but this time it was not for his marriage with the princess.

The next day after the court was dispersed, Fang Zheng was summoned to the imperial study room again as usual. It was strange that the emperor always liked to summon him alone after the court was dispersed.

Fang Zheng's nerves have been trained very strongly. From the beginning, he was trembling, and now he is usually like visiting his own garden every day when he enters the imperial study. After many contacts with the emperor, he found that the so-called emperor is just an old man in an imperial robe. Apart from always being stern, he is not much different from other old men. Perhaps, he is more lonely than other old men.

Fang Zheng once knew an old man in his previous life, very similar to the emperor. The difference was that the old man stayed in the school’s communication room. Fang Zheng was cheerful when he was studying, good at dealing with people, and had a good relationship with the old man. The old man treated him very well. From time to time, he took out a few candy-fried chestnuts from his pocket that he had been hiding for a long time and stuffed them into his hands, and whispered to him to hide them so that other classmates would not see them...

So Fang Zheng gradually figured out the trick to get along with the emperor. - You cannot be scared by his serious and stiff expression. Many ministers were so scared that they could not speak when they saw the emperor. In fact, there was no need to. When a person was in a high position, he might enjoy being worshiped and awe, but no one enjoyed this feeling for decades. More often, he just regarded other people's awe as a kind of etiquette and aphrodisiac, just like the one performed on TV. When the ministers kowtowed, they would definitely shout "Long live my emperor". After shouting, the emperor would also say "All the ministers are calm." This is just a set of procedures. After finishing, it proves that everyone has fulfilled the etiquette of their ministers.

Fang Zheng is a time traveler with more than ten years of modern education, so he didn't care too much about this. In his memories of his previous life, he never knelt down to others except for the Qingming Festival and the New Year.

But things are so wonderful. The emperor doesn't like the red tape that he doesn't like, which is exactly what the emperor wants. Perhaps Fang Zheng is so popular in front of the emperor, so there is some reason why he is so popular.

There was not only the emperor in the imperial study room. Next to him was Fatty and Changping. The two seemed to have just been scolded, with a sad face and a bad look. Changping's little mouth was pouting high, and he looked very angry. The fat man's fat face also drooped, and he lowered his head in disappointment and did not make a sound.

Seeing Fang Zheng coming in, the two of them raised their heads at the same time and winked him hard.

Human communication requires language and words. What can the eyes express? Fang Zheng glanced at them inexplicably and bowed respectfully.

The emperor reviewed the memorials with a stern face as usual, but he didn't even raise his head when he saw Fang Zheng coming. Fang Zheng felt something was wrong, and it smelled like a storm was about to come and the wind filled the building.

I turned my head quietly and saw Fatty and Changping signing at him while the emperor was not paying attention. The gesture was difficult to understand. I pointed to Fang Zheng and then pointed to myself. I was very panicked when I pointed to Fang Zheng, and I was very anxious when I pointed to myself...

What exactly do these two brothers and sisters want to express? Fang Zheng was puzzled. If so, I should find the answer by myself.

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