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Chapter thirteen couplets, see also couplets

"Do you still want to hear it?" Fang Zheng was as evil as the snake in the Garden of Eden that lured Eve to eat jin fruit.

"Think, think!" The fat man lit his fat head like a chicken pecking at rice.

"A story of five taels of silver, I will not be owed credit when I trade it for cash!" Fang Zheng's true form was revealed, showing off his hideous fangs. He is eighteen years old and can no longer reach out to his family. Fang Zheng must earn some pocket money for himself.

The fat man looked at Fang Zheng with dissatisfaction: "Brother Fang, your family is rich enough, why don't you even let go of this little money?"

"My home is my family, what does it have to do with me? Do you know what 'working and studying' is?" Fang Zheng looked down at the fat man proudly. This guy looked like a person who only spent money but did not make money.

"Oh? What does it mean?" The fat man was confused.

"It is to study hard while working hard to make money, support yourself, be self-sufficient, and try to cause less trouble to your family." Fang Zheng explained to him patiently.

"No wonder Brother Fang's family can earn such a wealth. The Fang family's tutor is indeed extraordinary." The fat man praised with admiration.

Fang Zheng nodded proudly: "That's right, how about it? Five taels of silver are a story, and it's okay to be a good deal. Is this business done?"

The fat man took out a silver note from his arms indifferently, and slapped it in Fang Zheng's hands without even looking at it: "Ten first!" He looked like a nouveau riche walking around the kiln and called a fan head, Fang Zheng didn't want to pay attention to him.

I took the silver note and saw it, and I was scared! Five hundred taels? Isn’t ten stories fifty taels? Did the fat man misread it or did he calculate it wrong? Or did he not count it at all?

"Fat man, what is three times forty-five equal?"

The fat man tilted his fingers, tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said uncertainly for a while: "It's equal to...95..."

OK, don't worry. Fang Zheng put the banknote in his arms with peace of mind, cleared his throat and said, "I'll tell you the story of "Sleeping Beauty". Just listening to this name, you will know that the content must be very exciting, hehe."

"Okay, okay." The fat man's fat head lit up quickly.

"Well, cough cough..." A clear cough sound came from a distance. The fat man put away his lewd smile and quickly sat upright, and whispered: "Sit down, Master Chen is here to teach."

It turned out that it was time for class. Fang Zheng looked around and saw that the students were sitting upright. When Master Chen walked to the podium, everyone stood up and saluted respectfully. Fang Zheng followed suit.

Master Chen glanced at Fang Zheng intentionally or unintentionally, then signaled everyone to sit down, open the book, and start teaching.

"The way of university is to be clear about virtue, to be close to the people, and to stop at the ultimate good..."

Fang Zheng yawned a big yawning boredly, and a bunch of "Zhihu" came from Master Chen's ears. Fang Zheng was as confused as a dog looking at the stars, a typical ignorant expression.

He glanced at the fat man and found that he was not attentive. No matter what the Master said on it, he ignored it and wrote and painted on paper. Looking at the other students, half of them didn't listen much and were all busy with their own affairs. Some were clasped on the knife and manicured their nails in their arms, and some took off the jade pendant from their waists and took it in their hands to appreciate it. It was as affectionate and meticulous as touching their lover's RF. Some put their heads on the table, but their eyes were focused on the bottom. After a closer look, he turned out to be looking at the extracurricular book with illustrations.

After seeing the performance of these students, Fang Zheng was happy. This was simply a copy of his college class in his previous life. Looking at Master Chen again, he was teaching without raising his eyelids, and he ignored the various aspects of the students below, and he was very similar to the university teachers in later generations. Haha, it was so kind, and going to school was becoming more and more interesting.

Fang Zheng's advantage has always been Fang Zheng's advantage, so he also lay on the table and got up lazy and got up. He woke up too early in the morning, and Young Master Fang was still sleepy.

He was sleeping in a daze and felt someone kicking him gently. Fang Zheng looked up and saw the fat man winking at him. The fat man's facial features were already in failure. After shaking his eyes, Fang Zheng found that - huh? Hey, it was so pleasant to the eyes. It was so amazing! Creator is so good at it. It turns out that the so-called "negative and negative" in mathematics is still very reasonable.

Fang Zheng shouted: "Don't move! Yes, just keep your expression and don't move. Well, it's great!" Fang Zheng happily patted the fat man's shoulder and said: "So you have a good time, good, you're almost caught up with me, haha."

The fat man covered his face and sighed, turned his head and said in a muffled voice: "You're finished."

Fang Zheng was shocked and looked around and found that everyone was staring at him, including Master Chen...

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A long time ago, Fang Zheng’s university teacher told him that being proud of himself would have to pay a price. Although Master Fang is not proud of himself, he is indeed being lost. So he is waiting to see what the price he needs to pay. - Ancient teachers shouldn’t ask parents to have heart-to-heart talks at any time, right?

Master Chen is a good person, an intellectual who is full of loyalty to the emperor and serving the country, and Fang Zheng is quite appreciative, which makes Fang Zheng feel very guilty. In fact, he has no intention of making trouble in the classroom.

Mr. Chen said with a straight face: "Fang Zheng, I must be knowledgeable when I see you chatting and laughing, so I don't need to listen to my nagging anymore?"

Fang Zheng hurriedly bowed and said, "I dare not, the student is so obsessed with it for a while, and I hope the master will forgive me."

Master Chen said: "When I saw that you were confident in every move, I must have already integrated the Four Books and Five Classics, the classics, history, and collections. This is how I will not bully you, so I will make a couple. If you can match it, this matter will be revealed. How about it?" Master Chen said this, his expression was stiff, but a smile flashed in his eyes. - This guy is not completely a nerd.

I also opened the Ren and Du meridians! This guy deliberately squeezed me out. Fang Zheng was secretly angry. He knew that you were addicted to me and my brother. If you want to talk to me, you can tell me directly. Is it possible to be so sloppy?

A group of students responded: "Okay, OK!"

"Just that's right, the teacher is generous and the heart of the Bodhisattva."

Damn! A group of gentle scum who took advantage of the trouble to watch the fun! Fang Zheng thought hatefully. It would be better for a fat man. While he was quite moved by the upcoming fun, he was worried that he would look at Fang Zheng, afraid that his new friends would make a fool of themselves on the spot, and they weighed each other and made a difficult situation. - Fang Zheng felt that what he was most worried about was that his 500 taels of silver bill was wasted.

Fang Zheng looked at Master Chen carefully and tried to communicate with him: "Master, can you not be right? Is it good to change the palm of your hand?"

Master Chen smiled in his eyes, shook his head slowly, and said firmly: "There is no need to discuss it. If you can match your partner, you will give up this matter. If you can't match your partner, you will be punished to copy "The Great Learning" a hundred times."

This guy is so unkind that he builds his interests on the pain of others. It is said that ancient people adhere to the way of benevolence, but why do all the ancient people I met look like sinister and cunning? Even the teachers in the school have such a beating.

Fang Zheng said dejectedly: "I'll ask the Master to come out in this way."

Master Chen looked out the window and pondered for a while. The academy was not far from the Qinhuai River. Outside the window, Master Chen stroked his long beard and said slowly: "The Qinhuai wind chased the shadow." Master Chen looked full of nostalgia. Could it be that he recalled the scenery of visiting the kiln when he was majestic?

"Good couplet!" Fang Zheng blurted out. Actually, this couple is not a good one. Anyway, according to convention, you must praise it. Not applauding seems to be untasteful.

Master Chen smiled and said, "This couplet is very ordinary and is not difficult for you. You should do it."

A group of students looked at Fang Zheng with different expressions. Some were lucky enough to gloat, some were frowning and thinking, and of course, some were sympathetic to him. This was represented by the fat man.

Fang Zheng followed Master Chen's appearance and looked out the window deeply, pondering endlessly. The scenery outside the window is good, with breeze, weeping willows, pleasure boats, and pink heads. The Qinhuai River's pleasure boats are open during the day, and the bows of each pleasure boat are docked for the literati and poets to come on board to recite poems and essays with the girls during the day to show their talents. Of course, there are also those who proclaim lust in the day, and literati are generally embarrassed to say it.

Fang Zheng also wanted to appreciate the famous Qinhuai style for all ages. Of course, being with the girls is purely a discussion of knowledge, and it definitely means nothing else. If the girls are attracted by Master Fang's talent and violently force him to spend the spring with them, he cannot resist, right? They are so crowded...

"Yes, hurry up!" The students' urging sounds interrupted Fang Zheng's YY. They saw that he had been pondering for a long time and had not yet explained the following, and they were impatient.

Fang Zheng looked left and right, and saw the pleasure boats lying on the river. He had an idea and said to Master Chen: "The Qinhuai wind chasing the shadows, the students met the lower couplet, and the brothels were waving."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter, and even Mr. Chen, who was calm, pulled the corners of his mouth.

The fat man patted Fang Zheng’s shoulder hard and laughed: “You are so talented!”
Chapter completed!
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