Chapter 37: The Taoist Priest Can't Conquer Demons, Wu Hook Cuts Drought 1
The new week is here, Spider is looking for collection! Red tickets!
Although Cui Banxian was a little shameless, his language skills were super strong. After chatting with the female boss for a long time, he almost touched the situation in the village.
After Li Chong had eaten noodles, the female boss closed the store and took Li Chong and Cui Banxian to meet the village chief.
The village chief is an old man with a gray beard, but he is energetic and walks like the wind. He can't tell that he is an old man in his seventies or eighties. Don't wonder why an old man in his seventies or eighties can still be a village chief. In the Chinese officialdom, there are strict regulations on which level of officials and retirement age.
However, this regulation is not binding at all in some areas. Take the position of village chief as an example. In some villages formed by blood relations, the patriarch's rights are far greater than that of village chief, that is, village director.
This village belongs to a clan village. Most of the villagers have the surname Fan. The village chief is called Lao Shu. The village director, who is recognized by the 800 countries, has a very funny name, Ergouzi.
These two people accompanied Cui Banxian to see the cemetery, plus the female boss.
Cui Banxian was really not bragging. He stood at a high place, pointed to the grave below and flew around, saying that the sky was falling and the golden lotus was pouring in. The village chief and Ergouzi could only nod and looked at Cui Banxian with the look of looking at God. In particular, Cui Banxian used various means to infer the internal situation of a grave. Uncle and Ergouzi almost knelt down.
Li Chong also realized that Cui Banxian was not bragging. There was a custom in China that couples were buried together, so there was a situation where the tomb was opened and bones were combined. The situation underground was clear. If Cui Banxian was talking nonsense, he would probably not be able to escape the beating.
Cui Banxian spoke for a long time, then suddenly changed the subject and said, "Brother, do you know why there has been no rain in the village for nearly a year?"
When the old uncle heard this, he said anxiously: "Is it a Feng Shui problem?"
Cui Banxian did not answer immediately, but frowned and shook his head slowly, just as he almost wrote the words "Big things are not good" on his face.
The villagers value Feng Shui very much, so when the old uncle saw Cui Banxian's appearance, he was very frightened and said anxiously: "Sir, please speak if you have something to do, money is definitely not a problem." As he said that, the old uncle winked at Ergouzi, and Ergouzi came up happily and reached out to hand out a stack of red tickets.
Cui Banxian wiped his hand and put a stack of red tickets into his pocket. His movements were light and there was no trace of fireworks. Li Chong admired him very much. He could do the money collection movement so smoothly without any trace. Only the official ape can be compared with Cui Banxian, and even the gods can do it.
Cui Banxian collected the money and then spoke: "There is a fire here, and it contains the yin evil spirit... Over time, there will be monsters... If Cui Hongbo is not bad, there will be zombies underground, disturbing the five elements, causing no rain to fall, and thousands of miles away from the ground. If this monster is allowed to grow, it will definitely affect the villagers and the consequences will be unimaginable."
The old uncle rolled his eyes, swallowed, and asked with some difficulty: "Master, do you mean that zombies eat people."
Cui Banxian sneered and asked back, "That zombie doesn't eat people? You have lost several dogs in your village. If I guess correctly, are all the dogs in your village sucked out of blood?"
The old uncle took a breath of air and asked tremblingly: "Master, isn't black dog blood a ward off evil spirits? There are several black dogs in the thrown dog."
Cui Banxian shook his head and said, "Why can black dog blood ward off evil spirits? It should be because black dog blood is extremely yang energy, so it is natural to expel ghosts. In fact, human blood can also expel ghosts and evil spirits, but it is far from dealing with zombies. Besides, drinking blood and being sprinkled on the body cannot be the same as saying, do you understand?"
Li Chong listened to Cui Banxian talking to his uncle and secretly kept Cui Banxian's words in his heart. These magical things cannot be written in the book, and only people like Cui Banxian can understand one or two. Listening more will be beneficial or harmless.
But there was a little bit of Li Chong who was very confused. How did Cui Banxian run to Fanjia Village? Did he do it intentionally or passed by it unintentionally?
I only heard the old uncle ask, "Master, what should we do?"
Cui Banxian pondered for a while, calculated his fingers, and said slowly: "Today is February 11th, this month is the fifteenth night, and the monsters will definitely come out to absorb the yin energy to harmonize the yin and yang in the body. At that time, I will open the altar to kill this monster. But there is one thing you should remember that although I have a deep skill, I should also be in case. If possible, I hope the people in the village will avoid it."
"This is natural! I heard from the master." The old uncle nodded repeatedly, turned around and ordered Ergouzi: "Ergouzi, go do this immediately."
Ergouzi first patted his chest and then asked weakly: "Uncle fifteen is the full moon night, is this still necessary?"
The old uncle slapped Ergouzi on the head and said angrily: "Who told you that fifteen is the full moon night? Haven't you heard of the full moon on fifteen? "
"Yes, yes!" Ergouzi agreed repeatedly like a traitor.
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There are less than one hundred families in Fanjia Village. Apart from young people who have gone out to work, there are only 180 people left. It is very easy to move the village. Moreover, the old uncle has great prestige in the village and there will be no quarrels.
In the whole village, only five people were left, Ergouzi, Lao Uncle, and two strong men, plus the female boss who cooked for several people. Originally, Lao Uncle and Ergouzi had always asked the female boss to leave, but the female boss was very tough and did not think she was worse than a man. Cui Banxian told the female boss again, claiming that the female boss was strong in life, so no one objected.
As for the old uncle, staying is really a drag, but the old uncle glared and said that he was almost eighty this year, and he would die if he died. It was no big deal. Ergouzi and the two strong men immediately did not dare to persuade him.
Li Chong also stayed and ate the name of Cui Banxian's assistant.
In the blink of an eye, it was February 15th. Cui Banxian's performance time was up. Cui Banxian first took out a wolf-haired pen, a stack of talisman paper, and cinnabar was preparing to draw talismans. Of course, the black dog blood prepared by Ergouzi is also indispensable.
Cui Banxian was very skilled and brave, so he skipped the process of bathing incense and began to draw talismans at his desk.
The real masters do not play with mysterious things. Most of the people who are just famous. Cui Banxian belongs to the former type, and even drawing talismans does not let everyone retreat, but they just don’t let everyone talk. In fact, this doesn’t matter at all. If you read the talismans and chant the mantras, you can learn magical powers, and then there will be gods and immortals in the world.
Cui Banxian prepared the talisman paper and lifted the pen and said, "Li Chong, the most important thing in drawing talismans is to have no distracting thoughts. Only when the heart has no distracting thoughts can the talismans drawn play a role."
Li Chong nodded silently, secretly pondering the connection between painting talismans and cultivation. Its mountain stones can be used to polish jade. In the end, any cultivation method will be the same. While Li Chong was thinking, Cui Banxian had already started drawing talismans. He saw Cui Banxian's pen like a dragon and a snake, drawing strange patterns on the talisman paper. Li Chong immediately discovered the mystery of the talisman.
Talismans are similar to the formations that Li Chong knew. They use cinnabar and other objects as medium to gather the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and produce various wonderful uses. Of course, there are still differences between talismans and formations, but Li Chong is not familiar with these two. He only knows the formations of spiritual formations. It is the first time he has seen talismans, so he can only understand some superficial things.
Li Chong felt it carefully and felt that wisps of spiritual energy in the world were attracted to it, gathered on the tip of the pen, and finally attached to the copy. Others could not see it, but Li Chong could see that every pattern on the talisman paper emitted a subtle light.
In an instant, Cui Banxian drew the first five talisman papers and took them carefully in his arms. Then Cui Banxian ordered Ergouzi and the village elder to lead people to surround the village with glutinous rice, leaving only a gap to ambush the drought bar.
Everyone was exposed, and Li Chong asked strangely: "Master, it's reasonable to say that zombies are afraid of black and blood, but why are zombies afraid of glutinous rice?"
Cui Banxian smiled awkwardly and whispered: "I don't know why zombies are afraid of glutinous rice. They are all played in the movies. I asked them to do this just to make them feel at ease. If someone asks you why zombies are afraid of glutinous rice, you'll say glutinous rice is like a maggot."
"I..." Li Chong really had nothing to say. If he didn't keep up with the times these days, he wouldn't be able to keep up with the situation.
But Cui Banxian is shameless enough. Can't you use other methods to make a few people feel at ease? It's tiring to surround the entire village with glutinous rice.
At dusk, Ergouzi finally completed the task and came back panting to report. The village elder uncle also arranged food with the female boss and invited everyone to have dinner together. After dinner, several people came to Ergouzi's house to wait for the zombies to appear. For safety reasons, Ergouzi and two strong men also took a hunting rifle.
The moon was on the branches, and silver frost was sprinkled everywhere. Li Chong took out a cigarette and sat at the window and sucked silently.
Cui Banxian also sat on the sofa, opened the cloth bag on his back, and took out a peach wood sword from it. Li Chong couldn't help but look back. It was not easy for Cui Banxian to take out this peach wood sword. It contained a thunder and fire aura. It must have been made by a peach tree criticized by Tianlei. This kind of thing is hard to come by.
Of course, no matter how good the peach wood sword is, it is also a magic weapon used by mortals. If you want to use this thing to deal with the Hanba, Li Chong really dare not put high hopes. Now he can only hope that the Hanba is not as perverted as the giant python, and his own Qinglian sword energy will be dealt with. Alas, if the female boss was not good to him, Li Chong would not wade into the muddy waters of no matter what.
Although the drought is very harmful, it will be discovered sooner or later. If Li Chong doesn't take action, the state machine will deal with it. He doesn't believe that a missile can still hold on to it. The drought is not the Daluo Jinxian.
Just as Li Chong was thinking about it, the sound of a dog barking suddenly came from outside the window, wu...wu...wu...wu... the sound of a dog barking was extremely uneasy and irritable.
Chapter completed!