13 [How to solve worries only to get rich]
"Then what do you think I should do?" After a long silence, Howard finally asked.
"First change your clothes and hairstyle." Xiang Nan suggested.
Howard likes to wear leggings, turtlenecks, and a Beatles hairstyle.
This kind of dress may have been popular in the 1960s, but now it seems that it is really out of date.
Especially tight pants, in the eyes of Americans, they are quite unmanly.
"You are twenty-five years old this year and are already an adult, so you should dress more maturely and stop choosing clothes in the children's clothing department." Xiang Nan explained.
Howard still buys clothes in the children's clothing department. Although he has bought the largest size, it still cannot change the fact that it is children's clothing.
"But these clothes were bought for me by my mother." Howard resisted.
"Brother, you still have to move out of your home." Xiang Nan heard what he said and immediately advised him, "You are already an adult. If you continue to live with your mother, you will be looked down upon."
"And, think about it, if you had a great chat with a girl on your birthday and you plan to get to know each other better, and you take her back to your home and meet your mother, what do you think the chances are that she will stay? "
Howard's mother was severely obese and looked like a manatee lying in the bathtub. When she took the bus, the passengers walked around her.
Coupled with her broken gong-like voice, her level of horror was sky-high. Raj would rather watch the horror movie "House of 1000 Corpses" than get her out of the bathtub.
"Hey, you're talking about my mother." Seeing Xiang Nan talking about his mother like that, Howard suddenly felt a little concerned and said, "But you're right."
His mother was so vicious and evil that almost everyone hated her. She even paid a nanny to pay for her and was unwilling to serve her. How could he expect those beautiful girls to accept her?
"But what do you think I can do? My father ran away from home and my mother is the only one left. If I leave her again, she will be very sad." Howard said helplessly. By the end of the sentence, he had already changed. Swallowed.
"I know you are in trouble." Xiang Nan handed him a tissue and said, "I have three suggestions."
"Three?!" Howard wiped away tears and looked at Xiang Nan in surprise.
In his opinion, this matter is a dead end.
He is reluctant to leave his mother, and he desperately longs for love. His mother will scare girls away, and girls will not accept his mother.
So, he was caught in the middle, in a dilemma. Unexpectedly, Xiang Nan actually had three ways to solve it.
"The first is to be determined and move out." Xiang Nan said immediately, "The second is to wait patiently. If the blind cat encounters a dead mouse, you may be able to meet a girl who is willing to accept your mother."
"..." Hearing what Xiang Nan said, Howard suddenly became speechless. Both of these suggestions were too unconstructive.
"The third thing is that you find a way to make some money. As long as you have money, your mother will not be an obstacle." Xiang Nan suggested again.
As long as he has enough money, Howard can hire a maid to serve his mother at a high price. If one batch doesn't work, he will replace it with another batch. Under the heavy reward, there will be brave men.
As long as he has enough money, Howard can easily pick up girls. Just like Hugh Hefner, the founder of "Playboy", despite his age and wrinkles, he still has so many beauties around him.
"Raj, you know I'm just an engineer, how can I make a fortune?" Howard said, spreading his hands.
His official position is as an engineer lent to Caltech by NASA, and he earns just a dead salary, not a huge income. Even the motorcycle he rides now was bought with a loan.
"I do have an immature idea." Xiang Nan said with a slight smile.
"What's your idea?" Howard asked immediately when he saw that Xiang Nan really had an idea.
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"Have you ever heard of superfluid vacuum theory?" Xiang Nan said with a slight smile.
Superfluid vacuum theory assumes that space and time are some form of superfluid. Superfluid is a state of matter that completely lacks viscosity. Because there is no friction, it can flow endlessly without losing energy.
"Of course, don't forget, I have a master's degree from MIT." Howard nodded immediately.
Although he does not have the title of doctor, in terms of knowledge, he is actually not weaker than Leonard and Rajesh.
"If we can simulate a superfluid vortex, then we can create a quantum vortex. At that time, we can build a guidance system and use this vortex as a gyroscope.
Because it is in a quantum form, it can last indefinitely. We can apply for a patent and we will definitely make a fortune by then," Xiang Nan explained.
After hearing this, Howard couldn't help but feel excited and excited.
But then he shook his head, "Your idea is good, but superfluid vacuum theory, like string theory, is just an unproven theory. Its physical models are not perfect, how can we simulate it?"
Do you have to come out?"
Xiang Nan's idea seemed a bit unrealistic to him.
It's like using zombies as workers. They are tireless, don't need to rest, eat, or receive a salary. They can work around the clock. They are really the best workers for factory owners.
But this is ultimately a fantasy that cannot be realized at all.
"The physical model of superfluid vacuum theory is not perfect because no one considers its surface tension." Xiang Nan said with a slight smile.
When Howard heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"If you imagine the three-dimensional space as the surface of a superfluid bubble in an n-dimensional space, and the spherical multi-dimensional superfluid has the same negative energy density as space-time..." He himself began to murmur, "It's a bit interesting."
"We can improve this theory, and then we can simulate it, and then we will make a fortune." Xiang Nan said with a smile.
"Yeah!" Howard exclaimed excitedly, "This good news must be told to Sheldon and Leonard."
"You idiot!" Xiang Nan cursed immediately after hearing this.
"What?!" Howard was stunned when he was scolded.
"You know Sheldon is a person who likes to be in the limelight. If he is involved in this matter, he will definitely take all the credit for himself. By then, you and I will have nothing." Xiang Nanji said sternly.
road.
Although Sheldon doesn't value money and can easily lend thousands of dollars to Penny or give royalties to Howard, he is a person who attaches great importance to honor and never gives any money to his partners.
Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh accompanied him to the North Pole for three months.
He believed that he had made great achievements in the field of string theory and was sure that he could win the Nobel Prize. However, he would not mention the three Leonards in his speech, and would only mention them in the footnotes of his biography.
When he, Leonard, and Howard collaborated to develop the guidance system, he also named himself the person in charge. After the military took away all the scientific research results, he also cooperated with them privately to develop a communication system based on this guidance system, completely ignoring the
Abandoned Leonard, Howard.
Chapter completed!