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Chapter 46: Drunk Beating the Grandson

After drinking and eating, the two drunks supported each other and stood up.

Xiao Fan squinted his drunken eyes and patted the depressed fake Zhu Yunwen: "If you are not afraid of losing your head, just continue to pretend to be the Grand Prince of the Emperor. Have enough food and drink, and I'll leave."

The fake Zhu Yunwen touched his arms and waist with his hands in his arms and waist, and shouted that he would check out the bill.

Then he hummed: "Wait, wait for me, I will make you believe..."

After touching for a long time, the fake Zhu Yunwen looked a little embarrassed.

Of course, Xiao Fan knew what was going on at a glance. He glanced around and said softly: "Don't have money?"

The fake Zhu Yunwen nodded embarrassedly, then shook his head: "I have money, but it's all on my guards. I don't have the habit of bringing money..."

"Bang!" He slashed Huashan.

Since he met this fake, Xiao Fan felt that he had become very violent. Seeing the fake guy endured the pain when he was hit by the palm, he felt an indescribable pleasure from the bottom of his heart.

"What kind of restaurant do you have to go to if you don't have money? You're also guards, you're still pretending to be so..."

The fake guy blinked his eyelids and tears fell down again, his expression was both sad and angry and aggrieved, and a bit pitiful.

"I didn't pretend, I'm really the prince..."

"Shut up!" Xiao Fan shouted coldly, shook his drunken head hard. He seemed to recall the wonderful days of robbing Erguotou in his previous life. He completely forgot that he was the shopkeeper of this restaurant. He put his mouth full of wine to the ears of the fake goods and said, "I think you are okay, I will save you once today. Listen, have you ever had a tycoon meal?"

The fake guy opened his eyes wide: "What is a king meal?"

Xiao Fan smiled badly: "The King's Meal is - Run!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Fan grabbed the fake guy's hand without saying a word. Before Lao Cai came to settle the meal, the two turned into two smogs of black smoke and disappeared in the lobby of Zuixian Tower in the blink of an eye. Two figures flashed quickly on the bluestone street outside and disappeared.

Lao Cai's eyes were straight, his hand that was plucking the abacus was frozen in the air, and the dog was stunned. The friends in the lobby seemed to have been used to immobilize, and everyone stood still. He looked at Manager Xiao holding the counterfeit's hand with a blank expression, and he left in a few breaths.

After a long time, the dog jumped up as if he was kicked and said in surprise: "Old Cai, Lao Cai, where is the shopkeeper's play?"

Lao Cai frowned and thought hard: "The shopkeeper's behavior is unfathomable, like an antelope hanging on his horns, with no trace to be found. Today's move must have a deep meaning..."

Gouzi scratched his head and said, "Can he forget that he is the shopkeeper of this restaurant after drinking high. He has no money on his body after eating, so he just eats a tycoon meal..."

"Ba!" The dog got hit by Lao Cai in the back of his head.

"Don't talk nonsense! How could the shopkeeper make such a confusion?" Old Cai Yizheng scolded sternly.

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Xiao Fan took the fake Zhu Yunwen and ran three streets in one breath. This time he ran very smoothly. No old liar suddenly jumped out and grabbed his hand and said that he had a bad omen.

But Zhu Yunwen, a fake, obviously couldn't stand such a vigorous exercise, and finally couldn't run anymore. He broke free from Xiao Fan's hand, bent over and held his knees with both hands, and panted and said: "Stop! Stop, stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop..."

Xiao Fan was also gasping for a long time. The two of them finally evaporated the alcohol in their bodies. They became much clearer. Seeing the fake Zhu Yunwen rolling his eyes in panting, Xiao Fan couldn't help but sigh deeply: "The body is the capital of cheating. You are too thin. What should you do if you lose the wind and get caught by the government? You really should exercise more..."

The fake Zhu Yunwen rolled his eyes, too lazy to explain, and gasped for a while before saying, "Hey, Brother Xiao, why are you pulling me to run this trick without any brains?"

"Why? Aren't you losing money? You have a better way besides eating a tycoon meal?"

"But...even if I don't have money, wouldn't it be over if you ask me once..."

Xiao Fan laughed and said, "I'll treat you? Come on, I'm just like you, and I'm also a poor man. What should I treat you?"

The fake Zhu Yunwen opened his eyes wide and said in surprise: "Aren't you the shopkeeper of the Zuixianlou? Why can't you invite me?"

Xiao Fan woke up from his dream, his smile froze on his face: "Yes... I forgot, I'm the shopkeeper, why are you running away?"

The fake Zhu Yunwen looked at him sympathetically and said leisurely: "I drink high and at most I am a little bit verbose. It's not a big problem. If you drink high and you even cheat your own business. I am not as good as you..."

Xiao Fan looked embarrassed: "…………”

He only now realized that he had no sense of belonging to Chen's company Zuixianlou, and Chen Siliu should really review his character...

The two stood there, looking at each other in a silence. Xiao Fan's eyes were filled with depression and annoyance, but the fake Zhu Yunwen's smile became deeper.

When they were silent, more than a dozen men dressed in costume came from afar, all wearing waist knives, and everyone rushed around. The leader of a bearded man shouted: "Dian... Master, are you okay?"

When the fake Zhu Yunwen saw everyone, his eyes lit up, pushed Xiao Fan, and said with a smile: "You always say I am pretending to be an impersonator. My guard is here. You should believe that I didn't lie to you now, right? Haha."

Xiao Fan opened his eyes wide and watched everyone rushing towards him. Then he formed a group of three or four people and quickly separated the fake princess from him. Everyone pressed their right hands on the hilt of the knife around their waists, and their eyes looked at him were quite unkind.

The fake prince laughed proudly, waved his hand and separated the guards in front of him, and said with a smile: "It's okay, don't be nervous, he has no malicious intentions..."

The guards then let go of the encirclement and reluctantly allowed the two to stand against each other, but everyone's eyes were still staring at Xiao Fan with vigilance.

The fake princess squeaked at Xiao Fan mischievously, and then said seriously: "Brother Xiao, I will tell you solemnly again now. My name is Zhu Yunwen, who is the legitimate grandson of the current Emperor Hongwu. He was named the crown prince. It is definitely not an impersonation. You should not kneel down to greet him quickly!"

Xiao Fan stood in shock, as if he had not yet come back to his senses from this huge change. Looking at Zhu Yunwen's complacent and naughty eyes, he was speechless for a long time...

a long time……

Xiao Fan suddenly laughed and said, "I originally thought you were a little liar who took the single line. It turned out that you were still an organized fraud gang. I was really out of my mind..."

As soon as the words were finished, the guards had not yet reacted, Xiao Fan slapped Zhu Yunwen's forehead with intimate and enthusiastic hands, slapped Zhu Yunwen's forehead with no slight or heavy pressure.

"Bang!"

The sound was crisp and neat, and it was still the familiar force that struck Huashan.

The guards were shocked: "His Royal Highness--"

Then with a clang, the swords were unsheathed, and the sword light pointed at Xiao Fan. The air was suddenly filled with fierce murderous aura. Just when Zhu Yunwen gave the order, Xiao Fan would be chopped into seventeen or eighteen pieces.

"Stop it! Stop!" Zhu Yunwen spoke at the right time and stopped the guards.

At this time, his face was no longer proud, with a very sad, angry and resentful expression. He stared at Xiao Fan and stomped his feet with hatred, and said, "Why don't you believe it? Come and show him your waist card..."

With a whoosh, more than a dozen golden waist-branded cards appeared in front of Xiao Fan. The signs were all "Ming Ming Jinyi Personal Military Captain XXX", which made Xiao Fan's eyes blurred.

Xiao Fan was stunned again, facing the sarcastic and disdainful eyes of the guards, Xiao Fan made a quick decision, suddenly looked up at the sky, muttering to himself: "The wine just now... was so strong, my head became dizzy..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Fan fell to the ground alone, rolled his eyes and fainted.

Now Zhu Yunwen and the guards were stunned.

A guard was stunned for a while, looked down at the unconscious Xiao Fan, and his tone was full of admiration: "It's so cruel..."

Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan who fainted and was a little confused. He looked down for a long time, and finally stomped his feet and said hatefully: "Forget it, let's go! I'll come again next time, let's see how you'll dizzy!"

So a group of people surrounded Zhu Yunwen and walked out of the city with a look of resentment.

After everyone left for a long time, Xiao Fan opened his eyes, got up, and looked carefully at the city gate. He remembered that he had slapped Zhu Yunwen's forehead countless times and slashed Huashan. He couldn't help but feel excited. After touching his back, he found that his clothes were soaked in cold sweat.

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On the way back to the capital, a guard looked at Zhu Yunwen's red forehead and said wonderingly: "Your Highness, why is your forehead red?"

Zhu Yunwen hummed and said with a smile: "My forehead was slapped eight times by that man just now and slashed ten times. How could it not be red? Hiss-This guy's hand is really heavy..."

The guards were shocked when they heard this, and then they became angry: "What a brave man, how dare you be so rude to Your Highness, so you ask for your orders and kill the evil thief!"

Zhu Yunwen turned around and glared at them, saying, "What are you shouting! Do I want you to kill him?"

"Your Highness, who is guilty of the Grand Grandson, should be punished by the nine clans, as a royal majesty plan, and as a law plan of the Ming Dynasty, this person must be killed!"

Zhu Yunwen waved his hand and smiled, "Yuan Zhong, don't put such a big hat. He doesn't know my identity, or he doesn't believe in my identity. Those who don't know will not be guilty. Besides, since I was a child, no one dared to treat me like this. It's quite interesting..."

As he said that, Zhu Yunwen looked back at the Jiangpu city gate that was gradually moving away, and smiled and said, "I didn't expect that there was such an interesting person in the little Jiangpu. Well, when I have time, I want to come and have a look..."

Turning back and slowly glanced at the guards, Zhu Yunwen looked majestic, "No one is allowed to mention the matter today to the emperor and grandfather after returning, and those who violate it will be killed!"
Chapter completed!
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